丑女貝蒂第一季21

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:55:45 [00:01.00](Amanda) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女貝蒂” 前情提要… [00:02.56]Bradford is into feet? Bradford居然好這一口? [00:04.53]Bradford Meade won't be able to keep his hands off you. Bradford Meade一定會 對你愛不釋手的 [00:07.24]- You'll be running Meade Publications. - That's the idea. 6個月之內(nèi) Meade出版社就會由你掌控 [00:10.31]What we have is wonderful, but l'm never gonna divorce Claire. 那就是我要的效果 [00:10.84]Willie 我們之間… [00:12.16]確實很棒 但我永遠(yuǎn)不會和Claire離婚 [00:14.11]Need a condom? l got one in my wallet. 你要避孕套嗎? [00:16.01]Get her out the country, you'll have everything you ever wanted. 我皮夾里帶了一個 [00:16.61]你把她弄出美國 就可以得到你想要的一切 [00:19.25]She's already hooked. 她已經(jīng)上鉤了 [00:20.32]You sleep with women to distract yourself from your life. 你通過和女人上床 來轉(zhuǎn)移你生活中的問題 [00:23.18]You use them like a drug. 你把她們當(dāng)毒品用 [00:24.85]- l've missed you. - l missed you too. 我好想你 [00:27.21]我也想你 [00:29.09]They're sending me back to Mexico. 他們要把我遣送回墨西哥 [00:34.63]Twelve hundred dollars for a ticket to Guadalajara? That's ridiculous. 一張去瓜達(dá)拉哈拉(墨西哥西部城市) 的票子要1,200美元?! [00:38.09]有沒搞錯! [00:40.57]Are they kidding? We cannot afford that. 什么 他們在開玩笑嗎? [00:42.74]Hilda. l got it. 我們買不起! [00:44.94]No, l don't want a package deal to Acapulco. Hilda 我知道 [00:45.46]不 我不需要去阿爾普爾科 (墨西哥南部港口)的套票 [00:47.81]My father is being sent back to Mexico to wait for his visa and then he'll... 我父親將被送回墨西哥等待簽證 然后他要-- 好吧 我等著 [00:52.61]Yes, l'll hold. (groans) [00:54.48](Valerie) Are you still working on those nails? Suarez 你那些指甲還沒修完嗎? [00:56.89]You do know the final exam is timed, right? 你應(yīng)該知道期末考試就要到了 對嗎? [00:59.15]Look, Valerie, l'm going through problems with my family right now... 你瞧 Valerie 我家里有點事情 [01:02.79]Oh, no, no. l don't want your excuses, Suarez. - 我們的父-- - 哦 夠了 [01:04.18]別說了 [01:05.99]l want your commitment to beauty. 我不想聽借口 Suarez [01:06.41]我要的是你尋找美麗的熱情 [01:08.26]What does this look like? 我這身打扮不夠靚嗎? [01:11.40]- My God. ls that an engagement ring? - Yeah. 哦 天哪 那是訂婚戒指嗎? [01:14.17]- My ex and l started dating again. - Lose it. 沒錯 [01:14.89]- 我的前男友和我又開始交往了 - 摘下來 [01:16.40]You cannot do a professional manicure with claws like those. 還有你的那些長指甲 這樣子你沒辦法好好做美甲 [01:19.44]Cut 'em before the exam tomorrow, or l fail you. 在明天考試前剪了它們 否則我就讓你不及格 [01:25.91]- She seems very helpful. - (scoffs) She's 1 30 pounds of bitch. 她好象挺好心的嘛 [01:28.47]不過是個130磅的肥婆 [01:30.39]- What did you say? - 1 20. 你剛才說什么? [01:32.38]120磅 [01:34.96]We'll take care of this ticket thing tonight. l'll cancel with Santos. 聽我說 咱們今天晚上 再討論票子的問題好嗎? [01:38.69]We can call every travel agency in Jackson Heights. 我取消與Santos的約會 我們可以打遍 杰克遜高地所有旅行社的電話 [01:41.76]l have this thing l have to go to after work. Whoops... 我下班后還有事 [01:45.53]- Sorry. - Sorry. 我-- 抱歉 [01:46.87]lt's the Mode party for Administrative Professionals Day. 是“時尚”為行政人員節(jié)舉行的派對 [01:51.31]- You mean Secretaries Day? - No. 你是指秘書節(jié)嗎? [01:53.31]ln 1 998, they changed it to ''Administrative Professionals Day.'' 不 [01:53.91]1998年 他們就將其 更名為行政人員節(jié)了 [01:57.01]That really rolls off the tongue. So, where you guys gonna go? 噢 那可真繞口 [02:00.65]You know that theme restaurant in Times Square, the Middle Ages? 那么 你們準(zhǔn)備去哪兒? [02:01.49]你知道時代廣場的那家主題餐廳嗎? 中世紀(jì)風(fēng)格的那家 [02:04.22]Those snobby assistants from Mode actually like that kind of place? 你是說 “時尚”那幫勢利的 助理們會喜歡那種地方? [02:07.89]Love it. They pick a place where they can make fun of the common people. 哦 他們愛死它了 [02:09.18]每年他們都要挑一個他們 能去取笑“平民”的地方 [02:11.49]Last year it was that roller disco in the Bronx. 去年是布朗克斯(紐約市的一個區(qū)) 的滾軸迪斯科 [02:14.30]- Wheels of Paradise? l love that place. - l know. Anyway... “天國之輪”? [02:15.91]我喜歡那個地方 [02:17.57]l'm the one who planned it, so l have to be there, 我知道! [02:17.42]不管怎樣 我是派對的策劃者 所以我 必須得出席 以確保一切都進(jìn)行順利 [02:20.07]- to make sure everything goes OK. - Well, it is Secretaries Day. [02:23.47]Maybe Daniel will give you a big bonus, and we can use it to buy Papi's ticket. 是啊 要知道 這是秘書節(jié)嘛 [02:24.22]也許Daniel會給你包個大紅包 這樣我們就有錢給老爸買飛機票了 [02:27.98]Happy Secretaries Day. 秘書節(jié)快樂 [02:31.25]Oh. Uh... [02:33.68]''World's best... notary''? “世界第一… 公證人”? [02:37.69]l, uh, got to the store a little late. 我 呃 到獎品店去得晚了點 [02:39.79]Well, it's the thought that counts, right? 哦 送禮送心意嘛 不是嗎? [02:42.89]But they changed it to ''Administrative Professionals Day'' in 1 998. 但你知道嗎 1998年他們就 將它改為行政人員節(jié)了? [02:46.76]Right. Can you get me Olivier Theyskens? 沒錯 [02:50.03]He promised us a Nina Ricci spread. 啊 你能幫我接通 Olivier Theyskens的電話嗎? [02:52.10]And send over some hot girls for that. 他答應(yīng)過要由我們承辦一場Nina Ricci (法國高檔奢華品牌之一)的宣傳酒會 [02:52.90]并叫些性感美女們過來 [02:54.70]l'm in the mood for redheads. 我現(xiàn)在喜歡紅頭發(fā)的姑娘 [02:57.84]- This is work-related? - We'll see. 嗯 這跟工作有關(guān)嗎? [02:59.93]哦 我們再看看吧 [03:06.92]- What's that? - Yogurt. 那是什么? [03:09.35]- My yogurt? - lt didn't have a name on it. 酸奶 [03:10.15]我的酸奶? [03:11.65]My name was on the granola on top of it. 上面又沒寫名字 [03:13.66]Don't you know the refrigerator stacking system? 是沒有 但放在酸奶上面的 格蘭諾拉麥片上有我的名字 [03:16.29]So does that mean that the cherry pie was yours, too? 難道你不知道冰箱里的 物品擺放規(guī)矩? [03:17.26]這么說 那個櫻桃餡餅也是你的? [03:19.53]- You ate my pie? - Well, not yet. 你吃了我的餡餅? [03:21.20]唔 還沒呢 [03:24.50]Game on, Suarez. Game on. 走著瞧吧 Suarez 走著瞧 [03:28.80](Amanda) God, l hate Secretaries Day. 天啊 我討厭秘書節(jié) [03:32.94]You hide it so well. 你還真能躲 [03:34.54]Everyone gets a present but the receptionist. 大家都收到了禮物 就前臺沒有 [03:36.95]l might as well be invisible. 我倒不如消失算了 [03:38.78]l mean, who do they think forwards the calls? 我是說 他們也不想想 是誰在為他們轉(zhuǎn)接電話? [03:42.38]Who fans the magazines? 是誰狂熱支持雜志? [03:44.99]- Hey. - Who signs for packages? 又是誰簽收包裹? [03:47.69]- Tim, Sheila, and Betty. - Ugh! 是Tim和Sheila 還有Betty [03:51.19]Well, who looks hot for everyone when they come in? 唔 是誰讓他們一進(jìn)來就看到“激情”? [03:54.26]These buttons don't just pop open by themselves. 我是說 紐扣可不會自己松開 [03:56.93]- Where'd you get that vest? - This? lt's Tavares. 你從哪兒弄來的這件背心? [03:59.63]That cutie designer made you another one? 這件? [03:59.43]Tavares送的 [04:01.87]What's with the gifties? Not like you're sleeping with him. 那個可愛的設(shè)計師 又送了你一件? [04:02.81]這些禮物是為了什么? [04:04.91]'Course not. He's gay, l'm a woman, and he's gay. 不太可能是因為你跟他上床了 [04:05.37]當(dāng)然不可能 因為他是個同志 而我可是個貨真價實的女人 [04:07.31](Nick) Oh, yeah! 哦 耶! [04:09.34]Hey, what's Fratty so happy about? 嘿 那個假正經(jīng)怎么這么高興啊? (Nick對Amanda不感興趣) [04:12.01]Did his sports team win the beef bowl? 他的運動隊贏得了牛肉碗還是怎么的? (圣路易斯獎勵學(xué)生運動員的獎項) [04:14.08]Close. Alexis signed him up for a beer-of-the-month club 差不多 [04:15.24]Alexis為給他報名參加月度啤酒 俱樂部了 為了慶祝秘-- 行政處的節(jié)日 [04:16.99]for Secre...tariat's birthday. [04:19.59]He loves horsies. Who knew? 他喜歡偽直男 (拒不承認(rèn)自己是同志的同志) [04:21.23]誰知道呢? [04:22.89]l am now officially miserable. 現(xiàn)在我可真正是太悲慘了 [04:24.96]Oh, wait till we get to that Middle Ages place tonight 哦 等今晚咱們?nèi)チ?那個中世紀(jì)俱樂部 [04:27.63]and make fun of the nerds in shining armor. 好好取笑過那些 外表光鮮的蠢蛋們后再說吧 [04:29.76]lt'll be the mocking event of the season. 這可是本季度的笑柄集散地呢 [04:32.43]- l think l'm gonna pass. - What? You can't pass. 我想我還是不去了 [04:35.34]l'm not going stag, hag. 什么? [04:35.22]你怎么能不去呢 [04:36.84]You'll have to buy your own beer, queer. 我可不想一個人去 妖人 [04:38.84]- You can't just ditch, bi... - Shut up! 你得自個兒掏錢買啤酒了 同志 [04:39.35]- 你不能就這么溜了 衰-- - 閉嘴! [04:43.01]- (humming) - (jazz music plays) [04:49.12](timer bell rings) [04:50.45]OK, tried it. Still hate it. 好了 我試過了 還是不喜歡 [04:52.69]You are so white sometimes. 有時你實在太堅持白人的身份了 (爵士樂起源于黑人音樂) [04:55.32]l'm white and l'm bored. 我的確是白人 我覺得很無聊 [04:57.56]You know why you don't like jazz? 你知道你為什么不喜歡爵士樂嗎? [05:00.66]Because it's about riffing and being spontaneous. 因為它有很多即興演奏段 是發(fā)自本能的音樂 [05:06.33]You would love jazz if you saw it live. 如果你看過現(xiàn)場表演的話 你會喜歡上爵士樂的 [05:09.64]l am gonna take you to the Blue Note tonight. 今晚我要帶你去聽場 “藍(lán)調(diào)之音” (最杰出的爵士樂品牌之一) [05:12.17]Willie, can we hold off on that? 哦 Willie 這個咱們能不能先緩緩? [05:15.14]Why? All we do is stay in. 為什么? [05:16.86]咱們總是待在家里 [05:18.45]lt's just that with Claire in prison, 因為Claire還在監(jiān)獄里 這是她最不應(yīng)該聽到的事 [05:21.02]it's the last thing she needs to hear about. [05:23.35]Don't you think it's time you moved on with your life, our lives? 你就不覺得是時候該過你自己的生活 過我們自己的生活了嗎? [05:29.29]- Really care what a murderer thinks? - She is not a murderer. 你真的在意一個殺人犯會怎么想嗎? [05:32.63]And l will not leave her just because of one moment of insanity. 她不是殺人犯 我也絕不會因為 一時的瘋狂而離開她 [05:41.77]- lt would never work. - Of course it would. 那樣不行的 [05:44.21]So why wouldn't you wanna go to Brazil with me? 當(dāng)然能行 那么你為什么 不想跟我一起去巴西呢? [05:46.91]For one, l've got sideburns and a moustache in my passport photo. 呃 比如說 我護照的照片上 還留著絡(luò)腮胡子 [05:53.08]Come on, Rodrigo, l can't do this right now. 別這樣 Rodrigo 我現(xiàn)在不能跟你走 [05:56.18]My mother's in prison. How can l just leave her? 我母親還在監(jiān)獄里 [05:59.12]l would think your mother would want you to be happy. 我怎么能丟下她? [05:59.69]我想你母親會希望你幸福 [06:07.53]So, should l get used to this whole mug-shot look? 那么… [06:09.82]我得一直忍受你這張撲克臉嗎? [06:11.97]l was out late at the... therapy meeting you signed me up for. 哦 昨天弄到很晚… [06:14.52]去參加你給我報名的那個治療會議了 [06:16.47]- Who's Kristin? - Uh, met her at the meeting. Kristin是誰? [06:18.50]呃 在會議上認(rèn)識的 [06:20.14]''Soho Grand, Room 709. l'm going to...'' “Soho Grand(紐約一家酒店) 709號房 我要…” [06:25.28]- Not gonna finish reading that. - OK, so maybe l didn't go to a meeting. 還是不念完比較好 [06:29.02]Daniel, what are you doing? 好吧 就算我沒去參加那個會議 [06:31.09]You have a problem. You slept with an underaged model. Daniel 你想干嘛? [06:31.49]你有問題 [06:33.99]Yeah, who turned out not to be underage. Why are you so ''glass half empty''? 你和一個未成年的模特上了床 [06:34.37]是嗎 那是誰證明她不是未成年的 [06:37.31]你為什么總是如此悲觀? (將半杯水看成半空的人 悲觀主義者) [06:39.03]No, the glass is crushed into a million little pieces all over the floor. 不 不 不 不 [06:40.50]杯子早就掉在地上碎成很多片了 我在等著你踩上一腳呢 [06:43.16]l'm just waiting for you to step on it. You got lucky. [06:46.80]Next time, you won't. 這次是你走運 [06:47.32]下一次 就沒這么好了 [06:52.11]Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet? 你覺得人們會喜歡皇家雅宴 還是搞笑式的宴會? [06:55.58]People just wanna get drunk. Look. This is a way you could make some money. 我認(rèn)為人們只是想找個地方喝酒 [06:57.57]看這個 這個 你可以靠這個賺點外快 [07:00.15]NYU is looking for some research subjects. 紐約大學(xué)正在招募一批研究對象 [07:02.82]- How much? - Five thousand dollars. 能掙多少? [07:05.25]Right, all you have to do is get injected with... 5000美金! [07:05.80]等等 你所要做的就是接受注射… [07:08.89]Can't quite read that. Several syllables. And side effects. 這個不會讀耶… [07:11.03]這么多音節(jié)… [07:12.89]Let's keep that as a backup. Aren't there any part-time jobs? 哦 會有副作用的 [07:13.64]是啊 拿這個當(dāng)后備好了 [07:16.10]- Got any welding experience? - Oh, my God, yes. 就沒有什么兼職工作嗎? [07:16.73]你會焊東西嗎? [07:18.80]- You weld? - No, Christina, look. - 哦 我的天啊 太好了! - 你焊過東西? [07:21.30]l could get $1 ,000 for riding some mechanical horse for just 1 5 seconds? 不是 Christina 看這個! [07:21.92]只需在這種機械馬上堅持15秒鐘 我就能賺到1,000美元? [07:25.21]l could totally do that. 我完全能搞定! [07:26.61]Sure you wouldn't rather just deal with the side effects? 不 你確定這個好過那個 有副作用的藥物嗎? [07:29.48]When l was a little girl, l hated getting my allergy shots, 聽著 我小時候很討厭打抗過敏針 [07:32.35]so l used to grab onto this tree outside my house 所以我就常常爬到屋外的那棵樹上 [07:34.85]and wrap my legs around so tight, no one could pull me off. 用腿緊緊地纏住樹干 沒人能把我拉下來 [07:37.95]These are thighs of steel. 我的大腿像鋼鐵般有力 [07:39.95]Betty, l think there is a big difference between a giant robot horse and a tree. Betty 我想一匹巨大的機器馬和 一棵樹之間還是有很大差別的 [07:43.86]l'm telling you, l could do this. 我告訴你 我能搞定這個 [07:46.49](classical music plays) [07:47.86]Yay! 耶! [07:49.63](crowd cheering) [07:51.57]lf this is what it takes to help my father, 如果這能幫到我爸爸 那我寧愿騎著 那匹巨大的機器馬一路騎到墨西哥! [07:53.84]then l will ride that giant robot horse all the way to Mexico. [08:14.49]l dare you not to make fun of me. 我打賭你不敢笑我 [08:22.16]OK, seriously, ye olde bowl cut. 好了 說真的 鍋蓋頭 [08:25.03]- lt's too easy. - Exactly. 太容易了 [08:26.53]lmagine 30 guys dressed like me, 沒錯 [08:28.84]serving tourists with mullets and fanny packs. 想象一下 30個家伙打扮成我這樣 為客人們分發(fā)鯔魚和腰包 [08:32.61]Middle Ages is gonna be duh-licious. 中世紀(jì)餐廳將會風(fēng)味-- 十足 [08:34.78]lt's gonna be Britney shaving her head all over again. 它會再次制造出布蘭妮 剃光頭一樣的震撼性效果 [08:37.58]- That was fun. But then it got sad. - No, but then it got fun again. 哦 那是挺有趣的 (布蘭妮剃光頭的事情) [08:39.56]- 但后來事情卻不妙了 - 不 后來又很有趣了 [08:41.22]What's your deal, anyway? Why won't you come? 不管怎樣 你到底怎么了? 你為什么不來? [08:44.19]OK, promise you won't say anything to anyone? 好吧 答應(yīng)我 你不會對 任何人泄漏只言片語? [08:48.52]l swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg. 我以Mark Wahlberg的腹肌發(fā)誓 (Mark Wahlberg 歌手兼演員 應(yīng)該是Marc喜歡的對象) [08:51.03]Wow, you are serious. 哇喔 你來真的啊 [08:52.19]OK, remember how, before l worked here, l was an actress? 好吧 還記得嗎 我來這里工作之前 曾經(jīng)做過演員? [08:56.80]Mm-hmm. [08:59.90](gasps) Shut the front door. Your acting reel? [09:01.87]有沒搞錯! [09:04.77]Bring it. 你演出的帶子? [09:05.58]快來 [09:07.24](Amanda) Hi, Grandma. 嗨 大媽 [09:09.21]- Hey, Betty. - Henry. 嗨 Betty [09:10.78]Hey. l heard you were planning the Administrative Professionals Day party. Henry [09:11.63]嘿 [09:12.03]嗨 [09:12.67]我聽說你在策劃行政人員節(jié)的派對 我想知道我是否能加入 [09:14.65]- l was wondering if l can crash. - Really? [09:17.39]Yeah. Bit of a Dungeons & Dragons geek. Big surprise, l know. 真的嗎? [09:18.20]是啊 我是個喜歡玩“龍與地下城”的怪人 (角色扮演游戲 為RPG游戲之鼻祖) [09:21.92]l guess l have sort of a soft spot 很吃驚吧 我就知道 [09:24.39]for castles and chivalry and... princesses. 我- 我覺得自己對于城堡 和騎士精神很沒抗拒力… [09:27.75]還有公主 [09:31.53]OK, well, l'll just put you and Charlie on the scroll at the door. 好吧 嗯 那我就把你和Charlie 分到靠門口的那一組 [09:35.74]Charlie can't make it. 哦 實際上 Charlie來不了 [09:37.17]She's been waiting for blanket space to open up to sell her jewelry. 她在等亞斯特坊廣場有地方空出來 可以賣她的珠寶(擺地攤) [09:40.51]Anyway, yesterday one of the guys got some bad chicken. 是這樣的 昨天有個(擺地攤的)家伙 吃了壞掉的雞肉(病了) [09:43.38]Long story short, now she has a prime spot. 總之 現(xiàn)在她有個好攤位了 [09:45.61]Well, that's great for Charlie, 哦 真該替Charlie高興… [09:47.62]and for salmonella, l guess. 還有 謝謝沙氏門菌… [09:51.95]OK, well, l shall see thee in the Middle Ages, milady. 我想 [09:52.68]好了 我將在中世紀(jì)餐 恭候大駕 女士 [09:56.96]- You're such a dork. - You know you love it. 你真是個呆子 [09:59.19]你知道你喜歡 [10:03.80](Marc giggles) [10:08.27]No one can ever know of our love. 沒有人會知道我們的戀情 [10:12.67]Nurse, get out! Stat! 護士 出去! [10:14.91](man) That's your cue, honey. Go. 馬上! [10:15.81]那是給你的提示 親愛的 快走 [10:18.85]l'm a lonely kitten. Call the chat line now. 我是只孤獨的小貓 [10:22.18]l'm waiting to purr for you. 現(xiàn)在就撥打聊天熱線吧 [10:22.99]我正等著向你撒嬌呢 [10:24.75](purring) [10:35.10]Greetings, lords and ladies, 女士們先生們 大家好 歡迎來到中世紀(jì) [10:37.53]and welcome to the Middle Ages, [10:40.13]a magical journey through time. 享受一段穿越時空的魔幻旅程 [10:43.54]So partakest thou of our humble fare, 汝至吾肆 當(dāng)盡品吾之美食 得饗吾之佳釀 [10:46.81]and quenchest thine thirst at ye olde bar. [10:50.24]Kids under 1 2 eat free on Sundays. 12歲以下的兒童周日免費 [10:52.88]OK, that was hi... wait for it ...larious. 好吧 那可真夠-- 等等-- 熱鬧的! [10:58.09]For you, maybe. They play this thing on a loop by the front door. 對你來說 也許是的 [11:00.32]他們在前門循環(huán)播放這玩意兒 [11:02.46]All these losers are gonna see it, and they will never let me live this down. 那幫笨蛋們都會看見的 他們不會讓我消停的 [11:06.13]The losers'll be too busy ordering jalapeno poppers 那幫笨蛋們都會忙著要炸芝士青辣椒 (墨西哥食物 笨蛋暗指Betty一干人) [11:08.76]to watch some stupid welcome video. 才沒工夫看那愚蠢的歡迎視頻呢 [11:10.67]l'm not going. 我不去 [11:11.77]Come on, Mandy-pants. lf you don't go, they'll laugh at you behind your back. 來嘛 小壞蛋 [11:15.67]And, besides, if you're there, you'll know who to punish tomorrow. 要是你不去 他們就會在背后取笑你 [11:16.37]而相反的 如果你去了 你就會知道明天該懲罰誰 [11:21.44]Well, l do like punishing people. 嗯 我倒是喜歡懲罰人 [11:25.71]- (Betty) Your three o'clock is here. - l don't have a three o'clock. 你3點的約會到了 [11:28.05]我3點沒有預(yù)約 [11:29.55]You do now. Daniel Meade, Tyler Blake. 現(xiàn)在有啦 [11:32.85]Tyler works at the magazine Psychology Now on the 1 4th floor. 這位是Daniel Meade 這位是Tyler Blake [11:33.75]Tyler在“當(dāng)代心理學(xué)”雜志工作 你知道的 在14層 [11:36.36]He's here to help you with... (whispers) your sex problems. 他是來這兒幫你的 處理… [11:39.32]你性方面的問題 [11:43.63]What is the matter with you? 你是怎么了? [11:45.07]You went to the 1 4th floor, grabbed the first guy you saw, told him l'm a freak? 你去14層 見到個人就抓來 告訴他我是個怪胎? [11:48.87]He's the third guy l saw. The first two thought you were a lost cause. 實際上 他是我見到的第三個 [11:52.21]Come on, Daniel. He specializes in sexual compulsion issues. 前兩個認(rèn)為你肯定沒救了 [11:54.01]來吧 Daniel 他是專門進(jìn)行 強迫性性行為問題研究的 [11:58.01]OK, well, l'm sure that that has some therapeutic value. 好了 我相信應(yīng)該有一定治療價值 [12:05.62]l am not spilling my guts out to some hack magazine writer. 我才不會把自己的隱私透露給 什么白癡專欄作家呢 [12:09.06]lf you're not gonna get the help, then l'm going to bring the help to you. 如果你自己不去爭取幫助 那我只好把幫助送到你面前 [12:14.40](cell phone rings) [12:17.57]Betty Suarez. Oh, hi. Thank you so much for calling me back. 我是Betty Suarez [12:19.33]哦 嗨 [12:21.44]What? No, eleven hundred dollars is still too expensive. 非常感謝你給我回電 [12:22.08]什么? [12:22.97]不 1千1百美元還是太貴了 [12:25.31]- Hold on. Where are you going? - Model casting session. 等一下 [12:28.08]- l am not doing this. - You're not going anywhere. 你要去哪兒? [12:27.48]去參加一個模特評選會 [12:28.71]我接受不了這個 Betty [12:30.75]l've made this easy for you. 不 Daniel 你哪兒都不能去 [12:32.18]No, he has to be in Mexico by Friday. l already told you. 我已經(jīng)幫你把事情最簡化了 [12:32.93]不 我說了 他得在周五之前到達(dá)墨西哥 [12:34.88]- Who? - My father. - 我早跟你說過了 - 誰? [12:36.42]He's gonna be deported if we can't get him to Mexico. 我父親-- 如果我們不能送他去墨西哥 等待簽證 他就要被驅(qū)逐出境了 [12:38.99]We don't have the money for his ticket. 可我們連他的機票錢都付不起 [12:41.02]And you have everything, and you won't even help yourself. 哦 看看你吧-- 你擁有一切 而你卻甚至都不愿為自己而努力 [12:44.16]Forget about it. Go with your models. l give up. 你知道嗎? [12:45.31]算了吧! 去找你的模特吧! [12:46.99]OK, jeez. Now you've ruined the whole model thing for me. 我放棄! [12:47.95]好吧 行了 [12:49.32]現(xiàn)在你搞得我都沒心情去找模特了 [12:50.90]- Why didn't you tell me? - Because l didn't wanna bother you. 你為什么不告訴我你父親的事? [12:54.37]You have problems of your own. 因為我不想麻煩你 [12:55.97]- ls there anything l can do to help? - You wanna help me? 你自己也有自己的事情要搞定 [12:56.65]需要我?guī)兔? [12:58.71]Then go in there and talk to Tyler and try and get better. 你想幫我嗎? Daniel [12:59.44]那就回那里去 和Tyler談?wù)?努力讓自己好起來 [13:10.79]No! Don't do it. 不! [13:13.32]Barbra didn't cut her nails to play Yentl. Why should you? 別剪! [13:14.31]芭芭拉.史翠珊(著名演員)演“Yentl” (楊朵 83的電影)時都沒剪掉指甲 [13:16.46]l have no choice. lf l don't cut them, Valerie fails me. - 你干嘛要剪? - 我沒得選擇 [13:19.79]Then she is a disgrace to cosmetology. 如果我不剪掉它們 Valerie就會當(dāng)?shù)粑? [13:20.15]那她就是在玷污美容這個行當(dāng) [13:21.90]You know what, Mom? She's your Mr. Weaver. 你知道嗎 媽媽? 她不過就跟Weaver先生一樣 [13:24.97]Your drama teacher? What'd he do now? 你的戲劇老師? [13:28.20]He cast Joey Colano as Tony in West Side Story. 他又怎么了? [13:28.84]他讓Joey Colano扮演 “西區(qū)故事”里的Tony [13:31.21]- Well, what part do you play? - (sighs) l'm his understudy. 哦 那你演什么呢? [13:34.10]- 我是他的替補 - 哦 真對不起 [13:35.88]- l'm sorry. - But this isn't about me. [13:38.58]This is about you. 但我要說的不是我 是你 [13:39.85]You're a grownup, Mom. You can do whatever you want. 你已經(jīng)是大人了 媽媽 [13:42.85]- Yeah. - Yeah. 你可以愛怎么做就怎么做 [13:44.89]Yeah, screw that place! l quit! 是啊 [13:44.86]是的 [13:45.77]是啊 去它媽的那個鬼地方! [13:48.09]Now go get me my ''Fiji Sunset.'' Mommy needs a touchup. 我不干了! [13:48.26]去把我的“斐濟日落”(指甲油)拿來 [13:50.65]媽媽要補補色 [13:52.86]- (alarm buzzes) - (cell door slams) [13:54.93]Oh, my God. ls that a bruise? Where did you get that? 哦 天啊 這是腫了嗎? [13:58.67]- Yoga. - (prison guard) Hey, no touching. - 怎么搞的啊? - 瑜伽弄的 [14:00.10]嘿 不許身體接觸 [14:02.00]Come on, Mom. You don't have to act tough for me. Are you OK? 好了 媽媽 不用在我面前裝堅強 你在這里還好嗎? [14:04.94]Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have l been through? - 拜托 這算什么 - 我都經(jīng)歷過多少大風(fēng)大浪了? [14:09.88]At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine. 至少在這里還能得到一杯不錯的“馬桶酒” (監(jiān)獄犯人用馬桶水箱發(fā)酵自制而成的酒) [14:13.38]So what's bothering you? [14:15.55]Aside from the fact that my mother's drinking toilet wine? - 你有什么煩心的事? - 除了我媽媽在喝“馬桶酒”之外? [14:20.55]lt's Rodrigo. l think l'm falling for him. 是Rodrigo [14:23.51]我想我愛上他了 [14:25.16]He wants me to move to Rio. 他想讓我搬去里約熱內(nèi)盧 [14:27.90]- And what do you want? - l don't know. - 你怎么想呢? - 我不知道 [14:31.40]Honey, as hard as it's been with your father and me over the years, 寶貝 就算是在你爸爸和我度過的那些 艱難時光 我們也總是互相扶持的 [14:34.90]we've always stood by each other. [14:37.07]And if you feel that you've found that with somebody, 如果你覺得是碰上了真命天子 那就隨他走到天涯海角吧 [14:40.24]you follow him wherever he goes. [14:43.41]Also, Brazilian men... caliente. 還有 巴西男人… [14:47.88]Oh, Mom. 狂野性感 [14:48.51]噢 媽媽 [14:51.39]Just... don't completely disappear on me again. 只是… 不要在我面前又杳無音訊了 [14:55.56]l won't, Mom. l should go. 我不會的 媽媽 [14:58.40]我該走了 [15:00.29]Try and be more careful with the yoga next time, OK? 下次練瑜伽的時候多小心一些 好嗎? [15:11.61]You're in my seat, fish. 你坐了我的位置 新來的 [15:17.31]Hello, Yoga. 你好 Yoga(瑜伽) [15:20.85]You think the hat is too much for prison? 你覺得這個帽子不適合戴著去監(jiān)獄? [15:22.92]lt looked OK when you wore it to visit Martha. 唔 你戴著去拜訪Martha時還不錯 [15:25.25]l was trying to detract from that God-awful sweater she knitted me. 我是想把注意力從她給我織的 那件可怕的毛衣上轉(zhuǎn)移開來 [15:28.59]Why are you going to visit that gangly old boozehound Claire anyway? 再說 你干嘛要去看那個 瘦兮兮的老酒鬼Claire啊? [15:32.06]Because Bradford refuses to divorce her, and l refuse to accept it. 因為 Bradford不想和她離婚 而我也不能接受 [15:36.43]So l'm thinking 所以我想 也許我能 說服Claire和他離婚 [15:37.90]maybe l can convince Claire to divorce him. [15:43.54]Will you be back in time for that luncheon for the homeless children? 等等 [15:45.37]你能趕回來參加那個 為孤兒們舉行的午宴嗎? [15:47.01]Well, if l'm not, make sure they get their free hair products. 哦 要是我回不來 記得要讓他們都拿到免費的護發(fā)品 [15:50.04]Priorities, Marc. Priorities. 事有輕重緩急 Marc [15:53.38]l still have so much to learn. 輕重緩急 [15:55.72]You seek out sex so you won't have to deal with your problems. 看來我要學(xué)的還多著呢 [15:56.54]你一味的去追求性生活 借此來逃避問題 [15:58.92]l think you're reading too much into this. 拜托 你想太多了 [16:01.19]l just really like having sex. 我只是非常喜歡做愛 [16:03.32]You gotta put your brakes on, man. Face your life. 是時候踩踩剎車了 老兄 [16:06.23]Can l just face it tomorrow? l have a really hot date tonight. Look. - 面對生活 - 聽著 我明天再面對行嗎? [16:07.77]我今晚約的人相當(dāng)火暴 [16:10.20]瞧 [16:12.13]She's a model. Plus, she's allergic to pants. 她是個模特 還有 她討厭穿褲子 [16:15.50]Seriously, she can't keep 'em on. 真的 她穿不了褲子 [16:17.64]- What's her name? - Marla. 她叫什么名字? [16:20.27]Marla what? Marla [16:20.53]Marla 姓什么? [16:24.55]Look, that's my point. lf you're serious about getting help, 聽好 我要說的是 [16:27.61]why don't you and Marla go out on a sexless date? 如果你是真的想尋求幫助的話 不如先和Marla來個無性約會? [16:30.08]You mean, like, talking? 你是說 比如 聊天? [16:31.82]Either you take a stand right now, or it gets worse. 你得趕快擺正心態(tài) 不然問題會更嚴(yán)重 [16:37.56](medieval music plays) [16:41.83](crowd cheering) [16:46.07]Greetings, lords and ladies. 女士們先生們 各位好 [16:48.60]'Tis mine honor to warmly welcomest thou to the Middle Ages. 恭迎諸位大駕光臨中世紀(jì) [16:52.97]Squire Josh Weinstock at thy service. 領(lǐng)主Josh Weinstock悉聽諸位吩咐 [16:56.78]Here are your complimentary crowns. 請接受贈與的王冠 [16:59.55]Enjoy yon merriment. 盡情享樂吧 [17:05.52]The sooner you tackle that horsy, 好的 Betty 你盡快搞定那匹馬 [17:07.45]the sooner l tackle something in a codpiece. 我會盡快搞定一個穿遮羞布的(指男人) (中世紀(jì)男子短褲前面所懸的袋狀物) [17:10.52]This is gonna be the easiest thousand bucks l've ever earned. 這將是我掙到的最輕松的1000塊 [17:15.43]- (man screaming) - (whinnying) [17:18.93]l think thou might be screwed. 我想 非爾所能及啊 [17:27.34](Hilda) Will you people stop pushing Acapulco? 阿卡普爾科港不接受旅客出入了? [17:29.94]He needs to go to Guadalajara for his visa. 他得去瓜達(dá)哈拉納等待簽證 [17:32.85]Don't you have some sort of a special fare? 你們難道就沒有什么特價票嗎? [17:35.32]- What if l put him in a pet carrier? - Hey. 哦 那我把他裝到寵物籃里怎樣? [17:38.12]Thank you. You have been absolutely no help, hijo de la gran... 嗨 [17:39.03]哦 謝謝 [17:41.29]- (clears throat) - ...perra. 你什么忙都沒幫上 你這這個狗-- [17:43.84]雜種(西語hijo de la-- perra) [17:45.69]You know, it's not worth all this. 要知道 用不著這樣 [17:47.43]Stop it. We gotta get the money for your ticket. 爸爸 別說了 [17:49.93]Hilda, l don't have to go. l've been living here for 30 years already. 我們得搞到錢給你買機票 [17:50.61]Hilda 我不一定得去 [17:52.27]我已經(jīng)在這里住了30年 [17:54.33]- What if l just stayed? - No, you have to go. 我不走又能怎樣? [17:55.85]不 你必須得去 [17:57.57]Look. ''You must return to your country of origin, 瞧 “你必須回到出生國 重新 合法進(jìn)入本國” 不然你就玩完了 [18:00.31]and reenter this country legally,'' or you're screwed. [18:04.51]OK, well, it doesn't say ''screwed,'' but, Papi, you will be. 呃 上面當(dāng)然沒說“玩完了” 但是爸爸 那是肯定的 [18:08.52]We don't have the money. 我們沒有錢 [18:11.05]This is my problem, not yours and not Betty's. 這是我的問題 跟你無關(guān) 也跟Betty無關(guān) [18:16.76]l'm not going. 我不會走 [18:31.41]So much to make fun of, l don't know where to begin. 好玩的太多了 真不知道該從何下手啊 [18:35.58]- This is so gay. - No, it's not. - 這里真娘娘腔 - 不 才沒有呢 [18:42.45]Oh, my God. There it is. 哦 天哪 在那兒 [18:43.82]Greetings, lords and ladies. 女士們先生們 大家好 [18:45.95]Welcome to the Middle Ages, a magical journey through time. 歡迎來到中世紀(jì)-- 享受一段穿越時空的魔幻旅程 [18:50.46]- Hey, that's not you. - l've been de-wenched. - 嘿 那不是你啊 - 我被人“招待”了(換人了) [18:53.13]- Now you don't have to be embarrassed. - No. No, they put in a younger girl. 這下好了 不是嗎? 現(xiàn)在你不用覺得尷尬了 [18:55.64]不 [18:57.53]Kids under 1 2 eat free on Sundays. 不 他們換了個更年輕的女孩兒 [18:58.36]12歲以下的兒童周日免費 [19:00.07]- l'm too old? - l'm not following. - 怎么 我現(xiàn)在很老了嗎? - 我不敢茍同 [19:01.90]l'm going nowhere at Mode, and now l'm apparently too old to be a wench. 我可是一直在“時尚”混的人 可現(xiàn)在也還是太老了 當(dāng)不了女招待 [19:05.87]How long before l'm too old to be a receptionist? 我離老到當(dāng)不了前臺還有多久呢? [19:12.25]Sure, today l'm the eye candy, but tomorrow l'll be old candy, 沒錯 今天我還是個“可人兒”(Eye candy) (原意為 孩子的眼睛離不開店里的糖果) [19:16.02]old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint. 明天就會成為“老人兒”(Old candy)-- (過期的糖果什么的 反正沒人要了) [19:16.53]又老又干滿是皺紋 還沒有自知之明 (過期糖果包在爛糖紙里 還以為有人要) [19:19.15]- Are you having a stroke? - Maybe. l'm old enough. 你中風(fēng)了?(說胡話呢) [19:21.13]有可能啊 我年紀(jì)大了 [19:24.16]- (rider yells) - (crowd cheers) [19:30.30]- (Squire Josh) Next rider! - l have to get out of here. [19:32.93]- This was a big mistake. - Don't give up. 我還是閃吧 真是大錯特錯 [19:35.00]Maybe there's a drinking contest. l've won those. 先別放棄嘛 說不定有喝酒比賽呢 [19:37.54](cell phone rings) 我以前贏過(蘇格蘭人喝酒很厲害) [19:41.98]Hello? - 喂? - 馬上回家 快點 [19:43.04]- Get home now. - What's wrong? [19:45.28]l know you have your whole Secretaries Day party. - 怎么了? - 我知道你今天有秘書節(jié)派對 [19:47.78]- Administrative Pro... - Shut up. l need you home now. - 是行政… - 閉嘴 我要你現(xiàn)在就回來 [19:51.12]- Papi, flipping out. - l'm totally calm. 爸爸? 他昏頭了 [19:53.59]You're flipping out! He is threatening not to go to Mexico. - 我現(xiàn)在很冷靜 - 你昏頭了! [19:56.56]He says we can't afford it, so he's just gonna give up. 他威脅說不回墨西哥了 [19:57.17]他-- 他說 你知道 我們也負(fù)擔(dān)不起 所以他就-- 他就要放棄 [20:00.13]You gotta come home. You gotta help me talk some sense into him. 你必須回家來 幫我跟他講講大道理 [20:03.40]Tell him l'm coming home, and l'm bringing the money for his ticket. 跟他說我馬上回去 會把機票的錢帶回去 [20:15.78]- So let me make you a cup of coffee. - Get in here. (giggles) 好吧 我來幫你倒杯咖啡 [20:19.08]No, no, no, no, no. No bedroom. Come on. 噢 進(jìn)來 [20:20.00]不 不 不 不 不 別去臥室 好不好 [20:21.82]We're having fun. We're talking. 我們-- 我們很開心 我們聊天吧 [20:23.88]- l wanna get to know the inner you. - Let me show it to you. - 我希望能了解-- 你的內(nèi)心 - 那我就給你看看 [20:27.09]You don't have to do that. 你不用 呃 那樣做 [20:28.89]Why don't we play a game, use our minds? 不如咱們玩?zhèn)€游戲? [20:31.12]- Yeah! - Look, chess. Perfect. - 動動腦子 - 好啊! [20:32.91]看 象棋 太好了 [20:34.60]- These are... - Condoms. l'm good at that game. - 這是… - 避孕套-- 玩這個我很在行喲 [20:40.37]There's TV. How about that? 看電視吧 怎么樣? [20:42.77]The Notebook. l love that movie. “筆記本”-- 我喜歡這部電影 (“the Notebook” 一部愛情電影) [20:44.84]Oh, my God. That scene in the rain makes me wanna get naked. 哦 天哪 那雨中的場景令我欲火焚身 [20:49.21]- Or Hotel Rwanda. - Daniel, what's the deal? 要不 呃 “盧旺達(dá)酒店”怎樣? (以盧旺達(dá)屠殺為背景的影片) [20:52.58]The last time we got together, we didn't even make it out of the cab. Daniel 你怎么了? [20:53.37]上次我們在一起的時候 在出租車?yán)锞腿滩蛔×? [20:57.12]l'm just trying to have a different kind of night. 我只是想試試不同的夜生活方式 [21:01.29]Look, can l ask you a question? 我能問你個問題嗎? [21:04.22]Seriously, do you think l'm addicted to sex? 說真的 你有沒覺得我太過沉迷于… [21:07.76]Yeah. 性愛了? [21:09.76](grunts, groans) 沒錯! [21:11.30]- (Squire Josh) Next rider! - Hey, Betty. [21:14.23]- Hi. - lsn't this place great? 嘿 Betty [21:16.27]- Usually mutton is so dry. - Uh-huh. 嗨 [21:15.59]這個地方是不是棒極了? [21:16.91]光吃羊肉太干了點 [21:20.34]Oh, my God. You're gonna tame the jousting steed? 噢 天哪 你要去馴服那匹戰(zhàn)馬? [21:22.94]Yeah. Yeah, it's no big deal. 沒錯 是啊 沒什么大不了 我的大腿… [21:25.01]l have thighs of... Never mind. [21:28.52]Maybe we should just go play darts instead. Much safer. - 當(dāng)我沒說 - 也許咱們?nèi)ネ嫔溏S比較好 [21:32.32]No, no, no, no, no. l have to do this. - 比較安全 - 不 不 不 不 不 [21:35.36]- Why? - lt's complicated. - 呃 我就要玩這個 - 為什么? [21:36.76]She needs money to help her father. - 現(xiàn)在說不清楚 - 她需要錢來搞定她爸爸的事 [21:42.76]- Look. We're all out of drinks. - (Henry) You're not doing this. 哦 瞧瞧 咱們沒喝的了 [21:46.20]- Henry... - l'll do it. - 你別去 - Henry [21:47.63]- What? - Next rider. - 讓我來 - 什么? [21:48.94]But l can't let you do this. 我- 我不能讓你這么做 [21:51.47]Betty, my grandparents had horses. Betty 我爺爺奶奶以前養(yǎng)過馬 [21:54.24]l was allergic to them, but l used to watch them out the window all the time. 我從來沒有靠近過 因為我會過敏 但我經(jīng)常透過窗戶看它們 [21:57.84]Let me do this for you. 就讓我替你來吧 [21:58.98]- (rider groans) - (crowd yells) [22:02.15]OK. 嗯 那好吧 [22:07.89](cell phone rings) [22:11.26]Hello. 喂 [22:12.99]l told you l was gonna be at the Middle Ages. 我跟你說過我會來中世紀(jì)(俱樂部)的 [22:15.26]Well, yeah, Betty's here. lt's... 是啊 Betty在這里 [22:17.40]Charlie, we are not having this conversation again. Charlie 咱們就不要再談這些了 [22:20.73]Will you excuse me for a second? l'll be right back. 失陪一下好嗎? 我馬上回來 [22:25.11]Charlie says hi. Charlie問你好 [22:34.08]l know l'm the last person you wanna see, Claire. 我知道我是你最不想見到的人 Claire [22:37.22]lt's just that it's about Bradford. 只不過 這是為了Bradford [22:40.19]He's just been so depressed. 他很沮喪 [22:42.46]His wife's in prison. 他的妻子進(jìn)了監(jiān)獄 [22:44.52]Wouldn't that make you just the tiniest bit depressed? 難道這都不會讓人 覺得有那么一點點的沮喪嗎? [22:48.43]- Of course. - Why are you really here? - 當(dāng)然會了 - 你到底是來干什么的? Wilhelmina [22:50.63]You're nothing but a selfish bitch. 你這個自私的賤人 [22:54.37]Pardon my language. Prison has hardened me. 哦 請原諒我用詞不當(dāng) [22:58.07]Claire, l'm simply a concerned observer. 監(jiān)獄生活讓我強硬了不少 [22:58.64]Claire 我是旁觀者清 [23:00.87]Just because your life has been put on hold 你的生活現(xiàn)在是暫時止步不前了 那不代表Bradfords的生活也該如此啊 [23:04.21]doesn't mean Bradford should have to be. [23:08.88]You poor, stupid woman. 啊 你這個可憐的蠢女人 [23:12.32]Look at those toes. 看看你的腳趾頭 [23:15.72]You're sleeping with him. 你跟他上床了 是嗎? [23:17.29]Well, l certainly hope you don't think it means anything. 我希望你千萬別把那當(dāng)回事兒 [23:21.16]lt's hardly an exclusive club. 他對你的感情連“情有獨衷”都算不上 [23:23.13]Well, if that were true, dear, 是嗎 如果那是真的 親愛的 那么 [23:25.20]then why on earth would you have to cut the brakes in Fey's car? 你到底為什么 要把Fey汽車的剎車給剪斷呢? [23:30.10]Or were you threatened... 要么是你覺得受到了威脅… [23:34.14]...like now? 就像現(xiàn)在一樣? [23:38.68]Listen to me... 聽我說 你這個婊子! [23:41.25]...you slut. [23:42.75]There's a hundred women in here 這里有上百個女人 我可以讓她們 為了一包薄荷糖就撕爛你的喉嚨 [23:44.62]l could have slit your throat for a pack of menthols, [23:47.35]and l've got a whole carton in my cell. 我房間里就有整整一箱 [23:49.92]Stay away from my husband, 離我丈夫遠(yuǎn)點兒 你這個 自甘墮落的人渣 不然你就死定了! [23:52.66]you degenerate piece of human filth, or you're dead! [23:55.83]You hear me? Dead! 聽到?jīng)]有? 你死定了! [24:01.80]Willie? willie? [24:03.24]What? Now? 什么? [24:05.61]- Hey, Grandma. - Hi. 現(xiàn)在? [24:06.28]- 嘿 大媽 - 嗨 [24:07.91](Squire Josh) Next up to ride the steed, Sir Henry Grubstick! 下一位騎士 Henry Grubstick先生! [24:12.35]Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Henry! 哦 不 不 不 不 不 [24:15.18]Charlie, this is crazy. Will you stop being so jealous? Henry! [24:15.85]Charlie 這也太沒譜了 你能不能別再吃醋了? [24:17.98]- Henry! - (Josh) Last call for Sir Grubstick. Henry! [24:19.44]最后一遍 Grubstick先生! [24:25.49]- l'm Sir Grubstick. - (crowd cheers) 我就是Grubstick先生 [24:27.93]Hello. 你好 [24:40.01]Look, l couldn't do it. 你瞧 我做不到 [24:44.08]We had sex during Hotel Rwanda. 我們看著“盧旺達(dá)酒店”也能做愛 [24:47.35]OK, that is a first. 好吧 那-- 那只是個開始 但我跟你說 要突然改變也很困難 [24:49.68]But cold turkey is hard. They don't make a patch for this. [24:52.69]lt will take every ounce of willpower you have. 也沒有什么靈丹妙藥 你必須竭盡全力 [24:55.76]l don't think l can do this. 我覺得我做不到 [25:00.63]l have a confession to make. Five years ago, l was where you are right now. Daniel 我跟你直說吧 [25:03.64]5年前 我也跟你處于相同的處境 [25:05.90]- l doubt that, Tyler. - Skipping work, ignoring my friends. 我不相信 Tyler [25:08.34]逃避工作 忽略朋友 [25:11.04]l left my family on Christmas Eve to go to a strip club. 我在圣誕節(jié)前夜離開家人 去了一家脫衣舞俱樂部 [25:14.17]What am l supposed to do? 我該怎么做? [25:16.01]Focus on other things. 做點能幫你集中精神的事情 [25:18.41]Like what, stamp collecting? 比如什么? 集郵嗎? [25:22.08]You wanna know how l got through? 你想知道我是怎么過來的嗎? [25:28.56]- What is this? - Something l found overseas. 這是什么? [25:30.32]我在國外找到的 [25:33.23]Next time, instead of sex, this is your distraction. 下次 要是有了欲望 就拿它擋擋 [25:39.17](Squire Josh) Hear ye! Hear ye! Behold Sir Grubstick! 諸位請看! 諸位請看! [25:41.69]看啊-- Grubstick先生! [25:45.04]- lt's Betty Suarez. - OK, Betty. Good luck. 呃 應(yīng)該是Betty… Suarez [25:47.39]好的 Betty 呃 祝你好運 [25:53.01]You're gonna break the horse, Betty. 你會把馬弄壞的 Betty [25:55.08]You get it? 'Cause she's fat, right? Lock it up. - 懂我意思嗎? 她太胖了 不是嗎? - 等著瞧吧! [25:59.59](crowd cheers) [26:10.43]Oh! (yells) [26:11.77]Boo! 哦 天哪! [26:18.57](Squire Josh) Ten seconds to go! 還有10秒! [26:21.98](crowd) Ten, nine... 10 9… [26:25.18]Eight, seven... [26:28.21]six, five... 6… [26:30.92]four, three... 5 4 3… [26:33.25](grunts, gasps) 2… [26:34.35]- (crowd yells, groans) - (Nick laughs) [26:38.33](Henry) Oh, my God. Betty? Are you OK? Betty? 哦 天哪 Betty? [26:41.29]你還好吧? Betty? [26:45.73]l couldn't do it. 我沒有做到 [26:49.27](Nick) That's right. You got a piece of the Pep. 那就對了 你就那么點精神 [26:51.94]- Drop a pound. - (Henry) What's the matter with you? 也就只夠砰一聲掉下來! [26:55.31]- She could've been hurt. - Whatever. Brace Face jacked my yogurt. 你這人怎么說話的啊? 她差點受傷了 [26:56.63]我管她啊 牙套妹偷了我的酸奶 [27:05.12]My lords! All quarrels in the Middle Ages are settled one way, 嗨- 呀! 先生們! [27:06.90]中世紀(jì)解決口角的辦法只有一個-- [27:10.12]on the log... 圓木對決… [27:12.86]...or we lose our liquor license. 不然我們會丟掉酒水經(jīng)營執(zhí)照的 [27:15.56](crowd chanting) Log! Log! Log! Log! Log! Log! 決斗! [27:16.47]決斗! [27:17.11]決斗! [27:18.80]Oh, it's about to get nerd nasty. 決斗! [27:18.33]決斗! [27:18.83]決斗! [27:19.49]哦 低級趣味要上演了 [27:22.58]決斗! [27:25.47]Bradford thinks his wife isn't really a monster. Bradford認(rèn)為他老婆不是悍婦 [27:29.04]So let's show him what she's capable of. 那就讓他看看他老婆有多悍 [27:31.71]l want you to hit me as hard as you can. 我要你使出你吃奶的勁兒打我 [27:34.48]Willie, isn't that a little extreme, even for you? Willie 這有點太過了吧 即使對你來說? [27:37.75]Don't pretend you've never wanted to do it. Now's your chance. 別假裝你不想打我 [27:39.99]現(xiàn)在你的機會來了 [27:43.09]- This isn't a trap? - Go for it. - 這是個圈套么? - 打我啊! [27:47.99]Hit me like a man, you pansy. 拿出點男人的樣子來打我啊 你這個娘娘腔! [27:53.23]- Wilhelmina Slater. - l need visible bruises, damn it. - Wilhelmina Slater - 我要的是明傷 該死的! [27:57.77]Who do you think made sure you didn't get a raise the past two years? 你覺得是誰搞得 你這兩年死也不加薪的? [28:01.68]Who do you think cut your vacation time? 你以為是誰克扣了你的假期呢? [28:04.38]Who do you think broke into your computer 你認(rèn)為是誰侵入你的電腦 取消了你訂閱的dudecruise.com? [28:07.25]and canceled your subscription to dudecruise.com? [28:21.09]Harder. 再狠點 [28:33.64]- ( Queen: We Will Rock You) - (crowd chants) [28:35.36]*we will, we will rock you* [28:51.46]Henry, look, l know you believe in all this chivalry stuff. Henry 我知道你相信騎士精神這些東西 但你真的不必捍衛(wèi)我的榮譽 [28:54.79]- But you don't have to defend my honor. - Yes, l do. [28:56.84]不 我要 [29:00.97]Don't forget your crown. 別忘了你的王冠 [29:10.24]Romantic little banger, isn't he? 這小子夠浪漫的 不是嗎? [29:15.22]Let's have a nice, clean fight. 公平競爭 合理決斗 [29:16.95]No punching, no kicking, no hitting below thy belt. 不準(zhǔn)拳打 不準(zhǔn)腳踢 不準(zhǔn)攻擊腰下部位 [29:19.92]Let's do this, beyotch. 來吧 賤人 [29:22.52](crowd cheers) [29:29.90](Nick laughs) [29:31.93](Nick groans) [29:42.91](Henry and Nick grunting) [29:53.52](Nick screams, grunts) [29:57.06]l am unmanned. 我完了! [30:03.43](heroic flourish playing) [30:13.07](crowd yells) [30:17.38]Boo to the black knight. 哦 快噓那個黑騎士! [30:21.92]Give him a right hook! 上啊! 給他一記右鉤拳! [30:24.42]Come on, Henry! (screams) 上啊 Henry! 給他來記狠狠的… [30:29.50]哦 不! [30:31.83](Nick yells, grunts) [30:34.06]He's done! l'm the winner! l'm the winner! Yeah! Yeah! 他完蛋了! 我是贏家! [30:37.70]Stop! Stop him! 我是贏家! 我是贏家! [30:38.22]住手! 別打了! [30:41.00]- Henry! - (Nick cheers) Yeah! He's done! Henry! [30:43.38]他完了! [30:46.17]- Did l win? - Oh, my God. l'm so sorry. 我贏了嗎? [30:48.03]哦 天哪 真對不起 [30:49.84]l love you. 我愛你 [30:57.35]Henry. Henry. Henry Henry 你剛剛是不是說“我愛你”? [31:00.05]Did you just say ''l love you''? Henry, wake up! What did you say? [31:02.28]Henry 醒醒! 你說什么了? [31:04.66]- Ow. - Oh, l'm sorry. [31:06.59]對不起 [31:10.33]- Charlie? - No, it's Betty. Charlie? [31:13.27]No, it's Charlie. 不 是… 是Betty [31:13.80]不 是Charlie [31:16.80]Oh... Um... Hi. 哦… 嗯… 嗨 [31:20.31]How long have you been here? 你… 你來多久了? [31:22.48]Long enough to wonder why my boyfriend's defending you. 時間足夠想清楚 為什么 我的男朋友會因為保護你而受傷 [31:25.65]No, no, you don't understand. lt's not what it looks like. 不 不 你不明白 [31:28.40]嗯 事情不是你看到的樣子 [31:30.28]l'm not stupid, Betty, OK? l've seen the way he looks at you. 我不蠢 Betty 好嗎? 我看見他看你的眼神了 [31:33.79]Look, l swear, l didn't mean for this to happen. 聽著 我發(fā)誓 我沒想到會這樣 [31:36.89]Maybe you didn't, 也許你沒有 [31:38.96]but there's a reason that fairy tales don't have two princesses. 但童話故事里不能有兩個公主 是有原因的 [31:42.83]He's my boyfriend, so back off, Betty. 他是我的男朋友 所以走開吧 Betty! [31:54.14]- (Rodrigo) You serious? - (Alexis) Yes. l'm coming to Brazil. - 你說真的? - 是的 我要去巴西! [31:58.11]We need to celebrate. Pour some more champagne. 哦 我們要慶祝一下 [32:00.98]l'll light some candles and run us a bath. 呃 再多倒點香檳 我去點蠟燭 然后我們洗鴛鴦浴 [32:03.35]Cheesy, but it works. 好俗啊 但我喜歡 [32:15.50]- Everything is going according to plan. - You're sure she agreed to leave? - 一切都按部就班 - 你確定她要走? [32:19.30]l promise, Bradford. She'll be gone. 我保證 Bradford 她會走的 [32:21.63]She's coming to Brazil, and l don't think she'll want to come back. 她要去巴西 而且我認(rèn)為 她這一走就不會回來了 [32:32.61]lt is you. l can't believe it. 是… 是你啊 真不敢相信 [32:35.92]You're the old serving wench. l'm the new serving wench. 你是那個老的女招待 我是新的女招待 [32:39.02]l know who you are. You replaced me. 我知道你是誰 你取代了我 [32:41.75]- Step off, Skipper. - l didn't wanna replace you. - 滾一邊去 小丑 - 我… 我沒想取代你 [32:44.26]l totally meant my performance as a homage to yours. 我的表演完全是在向你致敬 [32:47.16]- Did Marc put you up to this? - Does Marc work at Mode with you? - 是Marc讓你來玩我的? - Marc是你在“時尚”的同事嗎? [32:50.80]- Are you his boss? - Kind of. 你是他的老板? [32:54.03]You guys are so fancy. You must get to meet all the big stars. - 算是吧 - 你們真是太贊了 [32:57.54]Well, l did get a water for Brad Pitt once. 你肯定見過所有的大明星 [32:58.29]哦 我… 確實曾經(jīng)給Brad Pitt倒過水 [33:02.58]Still have the bottle. 瓶子我還留著呢 [33:10.35]l know you were on the phone with my father. 我知道你跟我父親通電話了 [33:13.05]Amor, it is just business. 哦 親愛的 只是談生意而已 [33:14.59]- Like our relationship? - What are you talking about? - 比如我們倆的關(guān)系? - 你在說什么? [33:17.86]My father paid you to seduce me so l'd go back to Brazil with you. 我爸雇你來勾引我 這樣我就會跟你回巴西 [33:22.06]Alexis, wait. Alexis 等等 [33:24.93]l may be a woman, but l still know how to hit like a man. 雖然我現(xiàn)在是個女人… [33:26.85]但我還是知道 怎樣象個男人一樣打架 [33:48.72]- Relax. Betty said she'd get the money. - l told you, l'm not going. 別煩了 Betty說她已經(jīng)弄到錢了 [33:52.76]Papi, this is crazy. Why wouldn't you wanna go? 我跟你說過 我不走了 [33:53.41]哎呀 老爸 你在胡說些什么 你干嘛不想走啊? [33:56.73]Lawyers make a lot of promises. 律師許了一大堆承諾 [33:58.97]l don't know what's gonna happen. l may not be able to get back. 但到了那邊以后的事情 誰也說不準(zhǔn) [34:02.54]Would you stop talking like that? 也許我就回不來了 [34:03.30]拜托你別再這么說了好嗎? [34:04.90]You need to be prepared to step up, mija. 你得為將來做好準(zhǔn)備 親愛的 [34:07.64]What? l mean, Betty's... - 什么? 我是說 Betty已經(jīng)… - 別提Betty了 [34:09.44]No Betty. You need to pull it together. You're the oldest. [34:11.85]你得考慮周全 你是老大 [34:13.55]You have a son, you're out of a job, and you just quit beauty school. 你還有個兒子 [34:15.51]你沒有工作 還剛剛踢掉了美容學(xué)校 [34:17.42]Well, l didn't wanna quit. OK? But they stopped appreciating all of this. 我也不想這樣 好嗎? [34:20.48]但他們就是… 不再欣賞我了 [34:22.16]You're an adult, Hilda. 你不是小孩子了 Hilda [34:23.69]l'm not going anywhere until l know you're able to take care of this family. 我哪兒都不去 除非看見 你能挑起這個家的擔(dān)子 [34:52.59]He said it, Christina. l know he did. How could he leave with her? 他說了 Christina 我聽見他說了 [34:56.46]Maybe that twit Nick Pepper scrambled his brains. 但他怎么還要跟她走呢? [34:57.13]也許Nick Pepper那個白癡 打昏了他的腦袋 [34:59.46]lt doesn't matter what he said because he chose her. 他說什么又有什么用 他最終還是選擇了她 [35:02.26]She moved 3,000 miles to be with him. He's just doing the honorable thing. 因為她飛越了三千英里 來跟他在一起 [35:06.10]He's a good guy, which is why you fell for him. 他的做法也是情理之中 [35:06.85]他是個好人 所以你才第一眼就看上了他 [35:09.04]l know. 我知道 [35:10.37]Why do you need a boyfriend anyway? They're overrated. 再說了 你要男朋友干什么? 啊 他們都配不上你 [35:13.14]l don't need one. lt was just... 我不需要 只是… [35:14.84]lt was nice, you know, having somebody rescue me for a change. 那種感覺很好 要知道 換了別人來救我自己 [35:22.48]- Especially him. - Do you wanna know the truth? 尤其是他 [35:26.39]You can take care of yourself, princess. 你要聽實話嗎? [35:27.13]你自己能搞定自己 公主 [35:33.69]- (Nick) Watch me pound this brew, bro. - Chug! Chug! Chug! 看我把這酒一口干了 伙計! [35:37.56]Yes! (laughs) 干! 干! 干! [35:39.07]You want some Pepper? You're gonna get the spice. 搞定 [35:40.38]來點胡椒 你就辣味十足了! (Nick的姓為Pepper 意為胡椒) [35:42.57]Secretaries Day! (laughs) 秘書節(jié)! [35:46.07]lt's ''Administrative Professionals Day.'' 是行政人員節(jié)! [35:48.71]What's up, yogurt thief? Where's Sir Dorko to defend your honor? 不爽啊? 偷酸奶的! [35:50.79]女巫Dorko先生(游戲“吸血鬼”里的人物) 怎么不來捍衛(wèi)你的榮譽? [35:53.85](laughs) ''Sir Dorko.'' That was awesome. 女巫Dorko先生-- 你太有才了 [36:01.35]Hey, Nick. 嘿 Nick [36:03.39](Nick grunts, groans) [36:05.69]l can defend myself. Thank you. 我能自己捍衛(wèi)自己 [36:08.39](crowd cheers) 拜你所賜 [36:16.64]( Survivor: Eye of the Tiger) [36:24.88]What are you doing here, Suarez? 你來干嘛? Suarez [36:26.58]l'm finishing this course so l can take care of my family. 我要學(xué)完這段課程 我才能養(yǎng)活一家人 [36:29.55]l was hoping l scared you off. 我還以為把你嚇跑了呢 [36:31.62]l'm not a kid. l don't scare that easy. 我又不是小孩子 怎么會被輕易嚇跑呢 [36:35.56]OK, people. We're being timed on this, starting now. 好了 各位 [36:36.92]我們從現(xiàn)在開始計時 開始 [36:39.86]So brush it high, or say goodbye. 要么高分過關(guān) 否則給我滾蛋 [36:50.27]- (hair dryer blowing) - (bell rings) [36:56.08]OK, so your perm checks out, which brings us to nails. 好吧 你的燙發(fā)合格 該看看指甲了 [37:01.58]Suarez, is there some reason that your model here doesn't have a manicure? Suarez 你的模特沒有做美甲 有什么原因嗎? [37:05.32]The test said l had to do a manicure. lt just didn't say on who. 測驗要求我必須做美甲 [37:07.34]又沒說是給誰做 [37:11.26]l wasn't gonna waste all that hotness on somebody else. 我可不想讓肥水流到外人田里去 [37:15.29]- (students gasp) - Ooh... [37:18.00]You guys, it's no big deal. 真靚 [37:18.17]哦 姐妹們 沒什么大不了的 [37:20.40]l did all of these one-handed. 我一只手就搞定了 [37:22.27]No way! 哦 真是太棒了 [37:24.57]Pass. 通過 [37:26.84]OK, people, back to work. Show's over. 好了 各位 回去干活 演出結(jié)束了! [37:32.71](cell phone rings) [37:34.71]lt's Claire again. 又是Claire [37:39.12]l can't believe she had this done to you. 真不敢相信她竟然打你了 [37:41.19]lt was just so horrible. 真是太可怕了 [37:44.32]Those three thugs pulled me into that alley, 他們?nèi)齻€暴徒… 把我拽到過道里… [37:47.53]and they even tore my Chanel. 他們甚至撕破了我的香奈爾(衣服) [37:50.13]l guess l was wrong about her. She's not the woman l thought she was. 我想我是看錯了她了 [37:55.60]- What does that mean? - Our marriage is over. 她不是我想象的那種女人 [37:56.50]什么意思? [37:59.57]l'll talk to the lawyer tomorrow. 我們的婚姻結(jié)束了 [38:01.64]There's still this ringing in my ear from the trauma. What did you say? 明天我就跟律師說 [38:02.16]我耳朵的傷到現(xiàn)在還在嗡嗡作響 [38:04.90]你-- 你剛剛說什么? [38:06.55]l'm divorcing Claire. 我要和Claire離婚 [38:08.98]Oh, Bradford. 哦 Bradford [38:12.95]You have no idea how much this means to me. 你不知道這對我來說意味著什么 [38:16.19]Will you be a dear and get me a glass of water? 你能可憐可憐我 幫我倒杯水嗎? [38:19.19]l need to take my pain pills. 我… 我得吃止痛藥了 [38:26.57](buzzing) [38:35.95]“紐約州立管教所” [38:40.08]Hello? 喂? [38:44.85]Hello? 喂? [38:46.49](Wilhelmina laughs) [38:52.43]ls this Mr. Wolf? 是Wolf先生嗎? [38:55.63]l heard you might be able to help me with a problem. 我聽說你能幫我解決一些麻煩 [39:00.17]l need it eliminated. 我要他消失 [39:11.48]- Good job, Betty. - Yeah, good arm. 好樣的 Betty [39:13.88]- Hey, good job. - Thanks. 沒錯 好拳 [39:14.25]嘿 干得好 [39:15.86]謝謝 [39:22.66]Way to go, Betty. 干得漂亮 Betty [39:25.96]Betty, can l speak with you for a second? Betty 能和你說幾句話嗎? [39:28.23]Good morning. You look good today. Therapy suits you. 早上好 [39:29.92]今天你容光煥發(fā) 看來治療還是有效的 [39:32.70]l don't wanna talk about my problems. l'd like to talk about yours, however. 實際上 我不想談我的問題 [39:34.87]而我想談的是你的問題 [39:36.87]- l didn't know the yogurt was his. - Not that. 我不知道酸奶是他的 [39:41.01]You've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night 不是那個 [39:41.56]顯然 直到昨天晚上之前 你的糊涂老板都沒有意識到 [39:44.58]that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy. 你值得擁有比那個蹩腳的獎杯 更多更好的東西 [39:55.29]- These are tickets. - To Mexico. - 這是機票 - 去墨西哥的-- [39:57.89]For you, your father, and the rest of your family. 給你和你父親 還有你家里的其他人 [40:00.39]All they had was first class. 都是頭等艙 [40:03.06]Hope you don't mind. 我希望你不要介意 [40:06.90]No. No, Daniel. lt's too much. 不 不 Daniel 這太貴重了 [40:09.07]Stop it. You're always there for everyone else. 別說了 [40:11.13]你總是替別人著想 [40:12.84]Let me be there for you. Happy Administrative Professionals Day. 就讓我替你想想吧 [40:16.33]行政人員節(jié)快樂 [40:17.84]lt's ''Administrative Profe...'' 是行政人… [40:21.28]No, that's right. 不 等等 你說對了 [40:30.06]Thank you. 謝謝你 [40:34.76]Thank you. l'm gonna go call my family. 謝謝你 [40:36.65]我去告訴家里人 [40:46.41]Hilda, it's Betty. Daniel got us tickets to Mexico. (squeals) Hilda 我是Betty [40:48.91]Daniel給我們買了去墨西哥的票 [40:52.18]l know. We're going to Mexico first class. 我知道啊 我們要坐頭等艙去墨西哥了! [40:59.45]( Oppenheimer: This ls Not A Test) [41:02.59]*unconventional means non-emotional face* [41:07.99]*they represent real love* [41:14.00]*an adventurous boy,you're an adventurous girl* [41:19.49]*let's get our minds made up* [41:21.81]*made up, made up, made up,made up* [41:24.90]*this ain't the way to get the trouble started* [41:28.48](rattling)

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