丑女貝蒂第一季06

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:53:55 [00:01.00](Marc) Previously on Ugly Betty: [00:02.86]This is Anne Frazier from Mercy Park Regional HMO. [00:06.00]l'm just calling to confirm your 2:00 appointment. [00:08.70]lt sounded like you had legitimate claims. [00:11.11]- That's a mistake. - The first time we kissed... [00:14.08]- And you said, ''Careful...'' - ''We're gonna cause a spark.'' [00:18.05]- (man) Why didn't you burn it? - l couldn't. The music box is personal. [00:22.38]But it connects you to Fey. lt could provide a motive. [00:25.69]- Who knows about the affair? - No one, but my wife. [00:28.39]This woman is trying to connect your father to Fey Sommers. [00:31.79]She's doing more than that. She's trying to connect him to Fey's death. [00:37.70]Hola! Happy Halloween! [00:39.43]萬圣節(jié)快樂 [00:43.04](laughing) [00:46.04]- (Wilhelmina) Marc! - (gasps) [00:47.78]That is the absolute cruelest thing l've ever seen. 這是我見過的最殘忍的事情 [00:52.45]Someone's getting a raise. 有人該加薪了 [00:57.69](lgnacio) Betty, come here! Betty 過來 [01:01.79]Dad! 爸爸! [01:02.96](lgnacio) ln the kitchen. l've been waiting for breakfast forever. 在廚房 我一直在等在這等早飯呢 [01:06.39]Yeah, well, l need to talk to you, first. lt's kind of important. 我要先跟你談談 這很重要! [01:10.63]Dad? 爸爸 [01:12.80]Dad! 爸爸 [01:14.20](screams) [01:15.74]l told you, l've been waiting ''forever!'' 我告訴過你 我一直在等 [01:18.34]Good one. 做的真棒 [01:19.41]Dad, l just talked to the HMO lady and there's no mistake. 爸爸 我剛剛和健康組織的女士談過 沒有任何錯誤 [01:22.58]They pulled up your social security number, it said you're 1 1 7... 他們把你的社會保險號碼輸進去 顯示你117歲了 而且死了 [01:26.18]...and, oh yeah, dead. [01:27.75]Yeah? Well, l still look better than this guy. 是嗎 我還是比這個家伙氣色好 [01:30.45]Justin, you're gonna be late! Justin 你要遲到了 [01:32.65]Papi, l only work a half a day, l'll come home and help decorate the outside. 爸爸 我今天只工作半天 我會回家?guī)湍阊b飾屋外的 [01:36.72]Get the candy, make sure you get good stuff. 不要忘了買糖果 今年一定要最好的 [01:38.99]l don't want to be the ''raisin house'' again. You're asking to get egged. 我可不想再叫做什么“葡萄干房子”了 [01:42.70]Happy Halloween! 不想被人扔臭雞蛋 [01:43.26]萬圣節(jié)快樂! [01:44.87]- Guess who l am. - A proud member of America's Navy, sir. 猜猜我是誰 [01:46.30]你是名驕傲的美國海軍成員 長官 [01:48.30]No, l'm Gene Kelly from On The Town! 不 我是里面的Gene Kelly (吉恩·凱利 ) [01:50.64]But let's tell everybody at school you're a sailor, OK? 跟學校的人就說你是個水兵 好嗎? [01:53.74]Fine, but l'm a sailor that can sing and tap. 好吧 但我是個能唱能跳的水兵 [01:56.54]New York, New York you're a hell of a town New york,new york,a hell of a town [01:59.18]The Bronx is up and the Battery's down the bronx is up,and the battery's down [02:01.75]New York, New York you're a hell of a town new york,new york you're a hell of a town [02:06.22]And dance break! 下場休息 [02:09.62]Better hope he can sing and tap and throw a punch. 真希望 他能唱能跳還能打 [02:13.16]- You and Walter got plans tonight? - We'll pass out candy 今晚你和Walter有活動嗎? [02:16.23]and then go to a midnight showing of Saw. 是啊 我們先去派發(fā)糖果 然后就去看“電鋸驚魂”的午夜場 [02:18.50]Oh, that's sweet. You did the right thing taking him back. 哦 真甜蜜啊 [02:21.54]- You don't want to watch that alone. - We're just dating. 你重新接受他是非常正確的 你可不會希望一個人看那種電影 [02:24.54]Listen, just now, when l told the HMO lady there had to be a mistake... 我們不過是約會而已 [02:24.90]- 聽著 剛剛我告訴健康組織的女士 他們一定搞錯了 - 什么搞錯了? [02:28.38]- What mistake? - Dad's social security number. [02:29.94]他們把爸爸的社會保險號碼搞混了 [02:31.71]They say it belongs to a dead guy. That's why... 他們說那個號碼是個死人的 [02:34.38]...they're not covering him anymore. 這就是為什么 他們不再給爸爸提供保險了 [02:36.42]What? Dad... - 什么? - 爸爸 [02:38.02](groaning) [02:40.89]Help me! 救救我 [02:46.33](whimpering) Please! 拜托! [02:50.23]Are you finished? 你好了嗎? [02:51.93]Come on, that was good stuff. 拜托 這可是好東西 [02:54.07]l tried it on the paperboy this morning. He peed himself. 今早 我在送報男孩身上試了試 [02:57.44]- l gotta go. - Me too. 他都尿褲子了 [02:58.25]- 我要走了 - 我也是 [02:59.77]Dad, you need to go down there and show them you're alive. They think l'm crazy. 爸爸 我是認真的 [03:01.44]你要去那 告訴他們 你還活著 他們以為我瘋了 [03:05.81]Marc, l need you to go down to the Closet Marc 去下面的衣櫥 [03:07.92]and tell that drunken lrishwoman to bring my gown for the ball. 告訴那醉醺醺的愛爾蘭女人 把我萬圣節(jié)晚會的禮服拿來 [03:11.02]- She's Scottish. - Don't care. 確切來說 她是蘇格蘭人 [03:12.69]Of course not. You may want to return some of these. - 我可不管 - 當然不管 [03:13.78]你可能要回幾個信息 [03:15.76]Calvin needs to reschedule lunch, Calvin要重新安排午餐 [03:17.89]Karl wants to know if you're going to be in St. Moritz for the holiday, and um... Karl 想知道 你是不是在 [03:19.87]St.Moritz度假 還有… [03:22.93]Nico's called twice. Nico打了兩次電話了 [03:25.10]Don't spoil my morning, l'm in too good a mood. 別毀了我的早晨 我今天心情出奇的好 [03:29.47]So your date last night went well. 你昨天的約會很好吧? [03:31.64]Oh, yes. 對 [03:33.04]Jason dipped his toe into Lake Wilhelmina, Jason把他的腳尖放入了Wilhelmina 的小湖里 這么說吧 [03:35.98]and let's just say the water was very warm. [03:37.67]水非常的溫暖 [03:39.71]l'm not sure l want to know what that means. 我其實不是很想知道 那究竟是什么意思 [03:42.22]lt's refreshing to be with someone who knows how to keep... up. 和一個能一直…“直”的人 在一起 是非常提精神的 [03:47.49]l invited him to the ball tonight. 我邀請他今晚來 萬圣節(jié)的舞會了 [03:49.42]A second date? Oh, my. 第二次約會? 哦~~~ [03:51.49]Well, how can l resist? We just look so good together. 我怎么拒絕得了呢? [03:53.12]我們在一起 太登對了 [03:55.56]Apparently, you're not the only one who thinks so. 顯然 你不是唯一一個這么想的人 [03:58.13]Well, unless that was her secret love child, 除非那個人是她的私生子 [04:00.64]somebody should call the cops, Mode magazine's Wilhelmina Slater 否則昨晚就該有人去叫警察的 [04:02.60]因為很顯然 “時尚”雜志的Wilhelmina Slater 肯定搶劫了搖籃 [04:04.21]is most definitely robbing the cradle. [04:06.51]Someone should tell that woman 真的該有人告訴這個女人 [04:08.41]wearing a young man on your arm doesn't always cover the parts that 'jiggle. '' 手臂上挽著個非常年輕的男人 可不能掩蓋… [04:13.72]Can't we give her a Lifetime Achievement Award and put her out of our misery? 該死 [04:14.08]該死的 我們難道就不能給她個終生 成就獎 然后就讓她離開我們視線呢 [04:19.12]Would you like to return some of those calls? 你要回這些電話嗎? [04:22.19]l'd like you to call Jason. Tell him tonight is off. 我要給Jason打電話 [04:23.86]告訴他 今晚取消了 [04:25.39]- But... you like him. - Too bad. 但是 你喜歡他啊 [04:28.66]He's making me look like Miss Jane Pittman. 太糟糕了 [04:29.22]他讓我看起來像是Jane Pittman小姐 (電影 ) [04:31.40]Flip through my Rolodex, find someone else to escort me tonight. 去翻我的電子記事本 找個今晚可以陪我參加舞會的 [04:35.10]Take that ridiculous costume off. l can barely stand looking at the real one. 然后把那可笑的服裝換下來 [04:37.84]光看真的那個都讓我受不了了 [04:42.54]( Maxine Nightingale: Right Back To Where We Started From) [04:49.35](record scratches) 抓住了 [04:50.45]- Gotcha! - Walter! Walter 你要把我嚇出心臟病了 [04:52.02]- You almost gave me a heart attack! - Happy Halloween. [04:53.82]萬圣節(jié)快樂 [04:56.92]For you. Bigger than last year's. 給你的 比去年的大 [04:58.96]- You got me the cherry sour balls. - See, l know what you like. 哇 你給我弄了櫻桃酸球 [05:02.23]There's a little surprise at the bottom, but you have to eat your way to it. 看到了? 我知道你喜歡什么 [05:02.33]在底部 還有個小小的驚喜呢 你得一直吃下去才能發(fā)現(xiàn) [05:06.23]- OK. - No cheating. - 好的 - 不騙你 [05:07.44]OK. Thank you. Look, l'm gonna see you tonight. l'm late for work. l gotta go. 好的 [05:08.76]謝謝 我們晚上見 我要去上班了 我走了 [05:11.57]- OK, l'm gonna miss you. - OK. 好的 我會想你的 [05:13.91](music continues) 好的 [05:16.41]Walter. Walter [05:17.75]- You didn't say you'll miss me. -l'll miss you. 你還沒說你會想我呢 [05:19.69]我會想你的 真的 [05:21.25]l will. -=人人聽力美劇https://rrting.rrting.com=- 榮譽出品 本字幕僅供學習交流，嚴禁用于商業(yè)途徑 [05:26.55]Ta-da! [05:29.42]Let me guess, when you got on the elevator, you were a caterpillar. 我猜猜 你在樓下電梯口的時候 你還是只毛毛蟲吧 [05:32.86]Where are your costumes? 你們的服裝呢? [05:34.43]What about the e-mail you sent me about the Mode costume contest... 你發(fā)給我的“時尚”裝扮比賽 的E-mail是怎么回事? [05:38.10]which... was... 那個 [05:40.50]...obviously sent only to me. 顯然 [05:40.91]只發(fā)給了我一個人 [05:43.84]Right. Well, then... 對吧 [05:46.31]...l guess this means l win. 很好 [05:46.64]我想 算我贏了 [05:53.08]- Uh... OK, l have a job for you. - Great! Fire away. 我要你去做個事 [05:57.19]l need you to find my watch. 好的 說吧 [05:57.66]我想你找到我的手表 [06:00.19]- Found it! - My other watch. 找到了 [06:02.39]lt's a Simon Kouveaux. lt was a gift. 另一個 是Simon Kouveaux的 是別人送我的 [06:04.86]l left it at some woman's apartment last week. l need it for the ball tonight. 我能肯定 一定是上星期 落在哪個女人家里了 [06:09.10]Will you see the woman who gave it to you? 今晚的舞會我要用 [06:09.70]你要去見送你手表的女人? [06:11.43]No, l'll see Simon Kouveaux. 不 我要去見Simon Kouveaux 他很自負 [06:12.97]He's co-hosting and gets bitchy when you don't wear his line. 如果你不戴他的東西 他會非常不高興的 [06:15.97]OK, well, you just tell me who this woman is and l'll ask her. 好吧 你告訴我 是那個女士 我會問她的 [06:19.37]Right, except l don't exactly remember who it was. 對 只是 我不記得是哪個了 [06:24.41]- You don't remember who you slept with? - l remember. Don't give me the look. 你不記得你和誰睡覺了? [06:26.89]我記得我和誰睡覺的 別給我這種表情 [06:28.75]- What look? - That one, the ''All-Judging Butterfly.'' - 什么表情? - 那種評判一切的蝴蝶表情 [06:31.89]Not only do l remember who l slept with, 我不僅記得我和誰睡過覺 我還有她們的電話號碼呢 [06:34.72]l even have some of their numbers. [06:36.66]You have to match up names with nights of the week, l'm fuzzy on that part. 只是 你要把名字和哪天晚上對應好 [06:39.60]那方面我就有點不清楚了 [06:41.20]- ls this the look? - l had a crazy week. 是這種表情嗎? [06:43.93]Do you remember what you had for lunch on Tuesday? 我上周很瘋狂 好了吧? [06:44.52]你能記得 上周二你 午飯吃的什么嗎? [06:46.63]Spinach pie. The cafeteria was celebrating Greek Day. lt was good. 西班牙派 自助餐廳慶祝希臘日 [06:50.17]Why is this such a problem for you? l'm an adult. OK? 很好吃的 [06:50.58]為什么這對你而言是個問題呢? [06:53.34]These women are adults. Believe me, l checked. 我是個成年人 好嗎? [06:53.67]這些女士也是成年人 [06:55.81]No one's hurt. l sleep with a different woman every night of the week because... 相信我 我檢查過的 沒人會受傷 我一周每晚能和不同女人睡覺 是因為… [06:59.95]...why not? 干嗎不呢? [07:01.32]The Romans had a nine-day week. You'd be a tired centurion. 羅馬人一周有9天 你一定會是個非常疲勞的百夫長 [07:04.39]Find the watch, have Amanda cover the phones. l'll be out of the office. 找到那手表 [07:05.76]如果你要出去 讓Amanda幫你接電話 [07:08.22](Betty) Oh, you have an appointment. 我要出去 [07:10.09]Cancel it. l'll be back in the afternoon. 哦 你還有個約會呢 [07:10.08]取消 我下午回來 [07:16.93]l thought you were handling this. 我以為你已經(jīng)處理好了呢 [07:18.73]- l am handling this. - Who gave my son the music box? 我是處理了 [07:21.50]Who's filling his head with stories about me and Fey? 那是誰給我兒子 那個音樂盒的呢? [07:22.01]又是誰 向他的腦袋里 塞進了我和Fey的故事呢? [07:24.37]- You tell me. Who knew about you two? - Not Daniel. That's the whole point. 你告訴我啊 你們倆的事情 誰知道? [07:26.67]Daniel不知道 這才是重點 [07:28.48]l've spent a lifetime trying to protect him from knowing, now this... 我花了一輩子的時間 不想讓他知道 但是現(xiàn)在… [07:32.15]...someone is ruining it. 有人把這毀了 [07:35.08]This is my family, do you understand? 這是我家庭 [07:38.39]Understood. 你明白嗎? [07:38.75]明白 [07:46.63]Anyway, look, if you've got it, please call me back as soon as you can. Thanks. 好吧 如果在你那兒 請盡快給我電話 謝謝 [07:50.67]ls this why you called me over here? To watch your phone skills? 你要我來這就是 看你打電話的技巧? [07:54.44]- Because they are great. - l need you to help me cover the phone. 因為你真的非常棒 [07:57.84]Daniel left his watch in some woman's apartment and... 不 我要你來幫我接電話 Daniel把他的手表落在某個女人家里了… [08:01.88]Please, like l care? We're hardly exclusive. 拜托 好像我在乎似的 [08:05.58]lt's not like l spend my evenings thumbing through Modern Bride. 我們幾乎是完全不同的 [08:05.90]我可不會每晚 舔著手指翻看“現(xiàn)代新娘” [08:13.09]- How many are you calling? - He doesn't remember when it happened, 你給多少個女人打電話了? [08:15.05]他不記得具體什么時候掉的了 所以我給上周每個晚上的女人都打了 [08:16.66]- so l'm calling one for each weeknight. - Priceless. [08:19.53]l need you to find addresses for Tuesday and Wednesday. - 太荒唐了 - 我要你幫我找到周二和周三小姐的地址 [08:22.60]Nymphalis milberti? Nymphalis Milberti(蝴蝶名)? [08:25.73]Nymphalis milberti. 哦 Nymphalis Milberti [08:28.40]- Milbert's Tortoiseshell? - l don't know. 是龜甲Milbert? [08:30.81]The pattern just said ''Butterfly.'' 嗯 我不知道 [08:31.13]這樣的 這圖案只是叫“蝴蝶” [08:33.21]Well... just something l know. 只是我知道一點而已 [08:34.91]One of several things, actually. 幾個知道的事情之一 [08:37.04]Circumference of the Earth? Know it. 地球的周長? [08:39.01]And this concludes another episode of True But Dull. 也知道 [08:40.00]接下來的就是“真的 但是也非常無聊” [08:42.98]Well, l should probably get back down to Accounting. 我要回會計部了 [08:45.62]We paid a guy $50 to see how much honey he can drink 我們給了個家伙50元想看看 他究竟要喝多少蜂蜜才會反胃 [08:48.56]before he makes himself sick. [08:52.19]You should come down later... if you can. 你也應該下來 如果你可以的話 [08:55.20]Oh... Oh, OK. Yeah, maybe. lf l have time. 哦 好的 [08:57.45]也許 我有時間的話 [09:01.30]24,901 miles. 24901英里 [09:05.94]The circumference of the Earth. lt's just something l know. 地球的周長 我也恰巧知道 [09:14.42]Oh, my God. Were you just flirting with Henry from Accounting? 哦 天哪 [09:16.47]你剛剛是和會計部的Henry調(diào)情吧? [09:19.05]l should get workman's comp. 我應該得到工人賠償金或其他什么 [09:20.62]l was not flirting. 我沒有在調(diào)情 [09:22.69]Why, was he? 他在調(diào)情嗎? [09:25.09]- What is this? - Oh, Walter puts a surprise in for me. 這是什么 [09:26.86]哦 Walter每年都會 放個驚喜在那里的 [09:29.23]Last year it was an engraved cell phone holster. 去年是個手機套 [09:34.44]What's the key for? 這是什么鑰匙啊? [09:37.31]lt goes with the note. He wants me to move in with him. 還有個便條呢 [09:40.09]他想我要搬去和他一起住 [09:56.82]Well... l can see why you're nervous. 我知道你干嗎緊張了 [09:59.93]You two have only just started dating again and 我是說 你們兩個才剛剛重新約會 [10:02.43]he is the boy that dumped you for the neighborhood hoochie. 我們面對現(xiàn)實吧 他為了個鄰居 把你給甩了 [10:05.60]Yeah. But he's also done everything short of skywriting [10:07.30]對 可除了沒讓飛機上天噴出“原諒我” 他竭盡了全力想讓我回到他身邊 [10:09.97]''Forgive Me'' to win me back. [10:13.21]ln four years he's never forgotten my birthday. 這四年來他從沒忘記過我的生日 [10:16.24]lf l just sniffle he's at my door with chicken soup. 要是我抽鼻子了 他就會帶著 一壺雞湯站在我門前 [10:20.48]He's also the only guy l've ever... 更何況他還是我唯一一個… [10:25.85]Oh. [10:27.05]lt's just, l don't wanna say no now and risk losing him forever. 我現(xiàn)在不想冒著永遠 失去他的危險去拒絕他 [10:30.56]Sorry, but that's a poor, poor reason to say yes. 抱歉 你的理由太牽強了 [10:33.53]He's the only boy you've ever known. 他是唯一一個你知根知底的男人 [10:35.70]He might turn out to be the first pancake. 他也許是第一個薄烤餅 [10:37.87]- The what? - The practice one. -什么? -實踐對象 你甩掉的家伙 [10:39.43]- The one you toss away. - l don't toss away pancakes. 我沒有亂扔過薄烤餅 [10:42.64]Well, l'm only saying, you've just come out of your cocoon. 好了 我是說 你已經(jīng)破繭而出了不是嗎? [10:45.71]Why don't you spread your wings a wee bit, 為什么你不再多舒展下你的翅膀呢? [10:47.88]see what's out there before you settle back in? 在你縮回去之前 好好看看外面 究竟是什么樣子的 [10:50.24]See who's out there! 看看外面有些什么人 [10:51.88]l have to go find Daniel's watch, so l'm going to move, if l throw up, l'm sorry. 無論如何 我得去找Daniel的手表了 我得走了 [10:55.88]Remember, butterflies don't mate for life. 如果我放棄了 我道歉 [10:55.95]聽著 Betty 蝴蝶不是 為了生活而結合的 [10:58.39]Don't be afraid to get yourself out there, taste a few more flowers. 別害怕抽身而出 試試其他的花吧 [11:01.96]Flit. 在花叢中翩翩飛舞 [11:03.72]Flit. lt's what butterflies do. 蝴蝶就是那樣的 [11:06.53]Oh. [11:08.16]l thought you were cursing at me in Scottish. 我以為你在用蘇格蘭話罵我 [11:16.67]Hi, there! 嗨 [11:18.24]l don't keep candy in my house, and you're too old to do this. 嗯 我房里可沒準備糖果 不過話說回來 你歲數(shù)也大了點 [11:21.58]No, no, no. l'm not trick or treating, l work for Daniel Meade. 哦 不 不 不 [11:22.40]我不是來要糖果的 [11:25.05]l left messages, l don't know if you got them, 我是Daniel Meade的下屬 [11:24.98]我給你留了好幾條消息 不知你是否 收到 就是關于他落了點東西在這兒 [11:27.55]- about him leaving something here? - l got them. 沒錯 我收到了 [11:30.22]Actually, l called him a few times myself last week. 其實上禮拜我打過好幾次電話給他 [11:33.29]Any idea why he didn't call me back? 你知道他為什么不回我電話嗎? [11:35.82]No, but l'd be happy to investigate. 不知道 不過我可以幫你去問一下 [11:38.23]So, what, you do his dirty work for him? 那么說來 你是給他擦屁股的? [11:40.63]What does he think l am? Some kind of scratching post, or call girl? 他把我當成什么了? [11:42.01]發(fā)泄工具? 還是應召女郎? [11:44.43]- He sent a secretary to blow me off? - l'm an assistant. 他就讓一個秘書來打發(fā)我? [11:47.33]You wonder if Daniel left something? Yeah, he left something, 更大程度上來說 我是個助手 [11:47.49]你想知道Daniel有沒有 在這兒落下什么東西? [11:49.00]沒錯 他是留了些東西在這兒 -- 他再也沒機會重溫的快樂 [11:50.74]the last chance for happiness he'll ever have! [11:57.81]And these! 還有這個 [12:12.06]- Help you? - Yeah, l'm here to see one of your... 請問先生有何貴干? [12:13.13]呃 是的 我只是 呃 想見你們的… [12:17.10]- ...uh, your... - Are you checking in? 呃 你們的… [12:19.43](stammering) No, no, no! God, no. l'm just a guest, a visitor. 你是來報到的? [12:19.40]不 不 不 不 上帝 不是的 [12:20.76]我 呃 只是個 呃 客人 嗯 訪客 嗯 我是 -- 不好意思 [12:22.87]- (phone ringing) - l'm a relative of... Excuse me? [12:26.44]Hey. Did you find the watch? 嗨 [12:28.54]l'm narrowing it down. 你找到手表了? [12:30.08]What do you think about sending flowers before l knock on these women's doors? 差不多了 [12:30.02]嘿 你覺得在我登門之前先送些東西 比如花之類的給那些女人怎么樣? [12:34.25]Wait, l'm getting beeped, it could be Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday. 等一下 [12:35.27]有電話打進來 也許在星期二 星期三 或者星期四小姐那里 [12:38.15]- Hello? - Hey. You finish your candy yet? -喂 -嘿 糖吃完了嗎? [12:40.65]Walter, um, l can't talk right now. Walter 嗯 我現(xiàn)在不太方便 [12:43.29]OK. Just tell me what layer you're on. How close are you to the bottom? 那好 只要告訴我你吃到第幾層了 [12:46.96]l'm not! Look, this just... it's just not a good time. Can l call you back? 離罐子底有多近了? [12:47.40]聽著 現(xiàn)在 -- 現(xiàn)在 真不是時候 [12:49.37]等會兒我打給你好嗎? [12:51.70]- Daniel? - So why flowers? ls someone upset? -Daniel -為什么要送花? 有人發(fā)火了? [12:54.30]Well, Miss Friday's face did get all red and sweaty. 沒錯 星期五小姐的臉 都氣紅了 還冒汗 [12:57.40]Not like a person sweats, more like cheese. 根本不像人在冒汗 就跟干酪出油差不多 [12:59.71]OK, fine, tell Amanda to send a dozen roses to each, and l'll check in later. 好了 那就送花吧 [13:00.86]告訴Amanda給每個人送一打玫瑰 等會兒我們再聯(lián)系 [13:04.15]All right, bye. 好的 再見 [13:06.01]Claire Meade, please? 呃 不好意思 我找Claire Meade [13:08.18]- And who shall l say is visiting? - Her son. 我要告訴她是誰找她嗎? [13:11.89]- Possible escorts. - Old. 她兒子 [13:11.89]備選的護花使者 [13:13.54]年紀大了點 [13:16.92]Way too old. 太老了 [13:20.96]Marc, l think this one's face is on our money. Marc 這張臉出現(xiàn)在我們的鈔票上 [13:24.03]You said you wanted one that made you look young... er. 你說你想找個男人能讓 你看起來年輕… [13:27.07]一些 [13:28.57]How about finding me someone who doesn't leak? 那幫我找個不泄密的怎么樣? [13:32.44]Oh, she's a little fragile today, so be nice. 哦 她今天情緒低落 說話溫和點 [13:35.41]- l'm always nice. - You're never nice. 我一向很溫和 [13:37.48]Right. l was thinking about somebody else. -你從來都不溫和 -算你說對了 我剛說的是別人 [13:40.25]And this is where we come to lose ourselves in the classics. 徜徉在這些名著中能讓我們忘卻自己 [13:45.92]- lt's a nice collection. - lt is. 嗯 很棒的收藏 [13:47.75]當然 [13:49.46]Nothing like making people in detox read stories 這世上沒有比讓戒酒癮的人讀那些 酒鬼編造出來的故事更可笑的事了 [13:52.19]cooked up by a bunch of drunks. [13:54.40]Did your father tell you they confiscated my perfume? 你父親有沒有告訴你 他們沒收了我的香水? [13:57.23]l guess they are worried you might... 我猜他們怕你會 -- [13:59.40]What? Drink it? 怕什么? 怕我喝了它? [14:02.40]Oh, come on, Daniel. 哦 拜托 Daniel [14:04.04]Bad enough l can't board first class with my liquid eyeliner, 我?guī)е后w眼線膏就不讓我上課 這已經(jīng)夠糟了 [14:07.68]now l have to walk around smelling like... people. 現(xiàn)在我還不得不聞起來就像… [14:10.72]人們一樣 [14:12.51]- So why are you here? - Just to talk. 為什么你要來這里? [14:13.94]想跟你談談 [14:15.58]Well, l've been right here, any time you wanted to come. 我一直在這兒 你想來就來吧 [14:18.52]l've been busy the last couple of weeks. 這幾個禮拜我很忙 [14:20.72]Almost four. They like to tell you just how many days you've been in, 差不多一個月了 [14:21.94]他們喜歡告訴你你已經(jīng)在這兒待了 多久 那樣會讓你覺得時間過得很慢 [14:24.53]so it passes more slowly. [14:26.76]Today is sponsored by the number 26. 今天已經(jīng)是第26天了 [14:30.43]l want to talk about Fey Sommers. 我想跟你談談Fey Sommers [14:34.40]Then l'm going to need lunch some place they're not serving pudding cups. 那我想找個不提供布丁的地方 去吃頓午飯 [14:40.64]l'll explain it one more time. 好的 我再跟你解釋一遍 [14:42.48]He misplaced his watch and he thinks he may have left it 嗯 他的手表掉了 他覺得可能 留在你那兒了…星期四晚上 [14:45.51]at your apartment on... Thursday night. [14:48.05]No, and why didn't he just come here himself? 沒在我這 為什么他自己不來? [14:50.55]Because, you see, Daniel is... 因為… [14:51.80]你知道的 Daniel他… [14:53.49]- He's out of the office mostly. - Because, we had something special. 他今天不在辦公室 [14:55.56]可是你知道嗎 我們不是一般的關系 [14:57.29]l mean, l let him stay over, l let him use my toothbrush. 我是說 我讓他在我那兒過夜 讓他用我的牙刷 [15:01.80]l even gave him the good pillow! 甚至給了他舒服的枕頭 [15:03.50]Why would he say all those things to me and not call me? lt just doesn't make... 為什么他會那么說 而且連一個電話也沒有? [15:06.12]那不會… [15:08.60]Oh, my God, you're trying to sabotage us. 哦 天啊! [15:09.91]你要拆散我們 [15:12.44]Are you sleeping with him? 你跟他上床了? [15:13.94]OK, um, look, l'm just gonna write you down as a ''no.'' 好了 聽著 我會給你寫上“沒有” [15:16.84]Because l will not give him up without a fight! 不跟你斗一場 我是不會放棄他的! [15:19.28](tearing) [15:24.05]Ew. l give up. How old is ''old'' to you? 我放棄了 你覺得他老不老? [15:27.99]- Older than my dad. - Hey, what's he doing tonight? 比我老爸歲數(shù)還大 [15:29.11]嘿 晚上他做些什么? [15:31.03]- Drinking. Embezzling. Apologizing. - He has a very full life. 喝酒 偷雞摸狗 道歉 [15:33.62]他的生活很無趣 [15:35.66](Amanda) Mode magazine, how may l direct your call? 這里是“時尚”雜志 請問您要轉接到哪里? [15:39.37]Aw, someone's turning back into a caterpillar. 哈 某人變回毛毛蟲了 [15:42.50]Do you have those two addresses l asked you to get? 我讓你找的兩個地址你找到了嗎? [15:45.21]- Still working on it. - Can l borrow your stapler, please? 還在找呢 [15:46.16]能借用下你的訂書機嗎? [15:55.58]- Can l help? - What? Oh, no, l'm good, thanks. 要我?guī)兔? [15:56.52]哦 不 我 -- 我沒事 謝謝 [15:59.39]Uh, if you were good, you could leave here and join Cirque du Soleil. 嗯 要是你沒事 你可以去加入太陽馬戲團了 [16:04.53](phone ringing) [16:16.90]That should do it. 好了 [16:18.54]Now, l want you to try to avoid crowded subway cars. 我覺得你該避開擁擠的地鐵 [16:21.91]Oh... and blue jays. Natural predators. 哦 還有松鴉 [16:23.84]自然界的掠奪者 [16:25.95]Right. OK. Thanks. 沒錯 謝謝 [16:27.88]So anyway, uh, 那么 嗯 待會兒你想去吃飯嗎? [16:30.28]you think maybe you'd like to go get some lunch later? [16:33.15]- What? No. - Oh. 什么? 不 [16:36.12]Yeah, OK. That's cool. 好吧 沒關系 [16:40.63]No... yes! l meant yes! 不! 是! [16:41.79]我是說我去 [16:43.60]- Yes? - lf that's still OK? 真的? [16:44.64]如果還可以的話 [16:47.13]Yeah, l think l may still have an opening. 好 我大概還有點時間 [16:49.70]- OK. - 1 2:30? 好的 [16:51.44]Yeah. 1 2:30. - 12:30? - 好的 [16:52.95]12:30 [16:57.68]So, what about Monday night? 那星期一晚上的小姐怎么辦? [16:59.38]- lsn't Daniel sending her flowers? - What? Daniel沒說要送花給她嗎? [17:02.48]Oh, no. He couldn't remember who Monday was. 什么? [17:02.51]哦 嗯 沒 [17:04.01]他想不起星期一小姐是誰了 [17:24.24]- Ow! Ow! - Sorry. [17:26.36]抱歉 [17:28.61]What are you doing back there? Did you screw up the zipper? 你在后面干什么? [17:31.71]The zipper's not the problem, lack of a pulley and burly men is the problem. 你把拉鏈弄壞了? [17:32.08]不 拉鏈不是問題 沒有一車廂魁梧的男人才是問題 [17:35.75]- What is she saying to me? - Nothing. lt's the beer talking. 她在跟我說什么? [17:37.11]沒什么 只是酒后胡言罷了 [17:38.89](shouting) Maybe you ordered the wrong size! 你大概買錯了尺寸! [17:41.76]l ordered a two, she has always been a two, 我買的是2號的 [17:44.63]but clearly, someone's been enjoying too many complimentary cheese straws. 她一直穿2號的 不過顯而易見 某人對著免費干酪大快朵頤過頭了 [17:48.50]l understood that. What are you saying, Carlotta? 我聽得懂你在說什么 Carlotta [17:51.43]- Christina. - There might be a slight possibility 是Christina [17:52.20]我說這些是覺得她也許 -- 也許 增加了不少… [17:54.30]that she might have just, maybe... gained... [17:57.44]- Gained what? - What? Nothing. 增加什么? [18:00.57]Just maybe... like a little, wee bit of... weight? 什么? 沒什么 就是有點… [18:02.46]一點點… [18:03.74]變重了? [18:07.41](screaming) [18:16.22]So how are you? Are you seeing anyone? 你怎么樣了? [18:18.89]Not any one person. You know, a few. 跟哪個人約會了嗎? [18:18.98]不是哪一個 [18:20.68]你知道 是幾個… [18:22.23]Our compliments, Mrs. Meade. Good to see you. lt's been far too long. 請接受我們的敬贈 Meade夫人 很高興見到您 [18:26.77]Yes, it has. 很久沒見到您了 [18:27.11]沒錯 [18:29.14]- Hey, that's mine, give that to me. - Don't even start. 嘿 那是我的 快給我 [18:32.14]l'm going to have the veal Marsala, you do realize it's made with wine? 別再開始喝了 [18:32.18]我要吃馬沙拉白葡萄酒小牛肉 [18:34.13]你知道那是用酒做的吧? [18:35.88]The alcohol burns off. 不過酒精成分已經(jīng)蒸發(fā)掉了 [18:37.18]Then give me back the glass, and set fire to me when l'm done. 那就把杯子給我 等我喝完再放把火點著我吧 [18:42.65]So are we going to talk about that Christmas? 我們能談談那個圣誕節(jié)嗎? [18:47.29]- What Christmas? - That Christmas. l was 1 2. 什么圣誕節(jié)? [18:48.72]我12歲那年的圣誕節(jié) [18:50.69]Dad gave you a music box from Zurich, one minute you're smiling, 爸爸給了你一個他從蘇黎世 帶回來的音樂盒 [18:54.19]the next you're using a creme brulee torch to set fire to 1 ,000 Mode copies. 之前你還在微笑 可接著你就把它 扔上閣樓 還燒了很多本“時尚” [18:59.20]No? lt was the Christmas you found out about Dad's affair with Fey. 那個圣誕節(jié)你發(fā)現(xiàn)了 爸爸和Fey的婚外情 [19:03.50]Ah, yes. 哦 是的 [19:05.97]That does jingle a bell. 我想起來了 [19:10.74]- Betty, do you know what you want? - l think l need another minute. Betty 你要吃點什么? [19:14.11]- OK. - Have you been here before? 嗯 讓我再想會兒好嗎? [19:16.12]Because the caterpillar roll is awesome. No offense. 以前來過這里嗎? 這兒的毛蟲卷好吃極了 [19:19.69](chuckling) 沒有要冒犯你的意思 [19:22.99]Number four looks... 嗯 4號看上去像尸體解剖圖 [19:26.09]...like an autopsy photo. l'm sorry. Sorry. Totally inappropriate. [19:27.78]對不起 對不起 說了倒胃口的話 [19:30.10]- This the first time you've had sushi? - No, God, no. Yes. 你第一次吃壽司嗎? [19:31.92]不 上帝 不 是的 [19:34.54]- Then let's go somewhere else. - No. Please. 那我們換個地方吧 [19:37.00]lt's good for me to try new things, you know? Spread my wings. 不 不 不 不 不用了 不用了 [19:37.13]嘗嘗新鮮也不錯 [19:39.33]舒展下翅膀 [19:41.71]Oh, my gosh, l'm so sorry. l'm sorry. 哦 糟糕 抱歉 真對不起 [19:45.45]All evidence to the contrary, this is not my first time in public. 別相信你所看到的 這不是我第一次來公共場合 [19:50.25]lt is mine. For parolees, these ankle bracelets are the best thing ever. 我是 [19:51.51]就像假釋犯人 腳鐐對他們來說也許是最好的 [19:56.86]lt's so stupid. l come into Manhattan every single day for work, 那很丟臉的 你知道嗎 [19:58.52]我每天都要來曼哈頓工作 [20:00.49]and times like these l feel like the E-train dropped me off on Mars. 但我時常感覺到 就好像電車把我載到火星 或其他什么地方去了 [20:04.70]Where l come from, people like their fish cooked 我家那邊 人們喜歡把魚煮熟了吃 萬圣節(jié)大家都要化裝 [20:07.57]and they dress up for Halloween. [20:15.14]Secret identity. 秘密身份 [20:18.05]- (salsa music) - (sniffing) [20:21.15]- Something is burning. What is that? - lt's blood. 噢 什么東西燒著了 是什么呢 [20:25.92]My dinner. 是血-- 我的大餐 [20:29.99]OK, you're pushing it. 好吧 你有點過頭了 [20:31.76]Kids come here for candy, not trauma. 孩子們來是為了糖果 而不是受傷 [20:33.79]You can't have a haunted house without spilling blood. 不弄點血出來 就不像一棟鬧鬼的房子了 [20:36.73]- When Betty was a little girl, she... - Papi, she's not a little girl anymore. 你知道 當Betty還是一個小女孩的時候 她-- [20:38.52]好吧 爸爸 Betty不再是小女孩了 [20:41.24]- Neither am l. - What are you talking about? 我也不是 [20:43.64]Why does the HMO say you're dead? 你想說什么? [20:44.18]為什么健康維護組織的人說你已經(jīng)死了? [20:48.54]Why do they say that's not your social security number? 為什么他們說那不是你的社會保險號碼? [20:52.41]Did you come home to help me or to ask me questions? 你回家是來幫忙的 還是質(zhì)問我的? [20:55.88]Because if you came to help me, hang this on the porch. 如果是來幫忙的 就把這個掛到走廊上去 [21:00.75]Hi there, l'm calling from the Sutton Place Medical Group. 你好 [21:02.06]這是從薩頓醫(yī)療組打來的電話 [21:03.89]One of our patients, Daniel Meade, just left and thought we should call you. 我們的一位病人 Daniel Meade 剛剛離開 我們認為有必要給你打個電話 [21:08.03]The good thing about scabies is if you treat the itching right away, 關于疥瘡好的一方面就是 如果你能及時治療騷癢 [21:11.50]there's little chance of them becoming open sores. 它們轉為皮膚表層疼痛的機會就不太大 [21:14.07]You might want to call your doctor. OK. Bye-bye! 你也許需要和你的醫(yī)生聯(lián)系一下 [21:15.64]好了 再見 [21:19.77]Hi, l'm looking for Betty Suarez. 嗨 我找Betty Suarez [21:22.61]She's out to lunch. 她出去吃午飯了 [21:27.81]- What? - Do you know when she'll be back? 還有什么事? [21:30.65]She's at the sushi bar across the street with what's-his-face. Go ask yourself. 你知道她什么時候回來嗎? [21:30.92]她和那個誰-- 就在對面大街的 那家壽司店 你自己問她去吧 [21:35.99]Hi there, l'm calling from the Medical Group at Sutton Place. 你好 [21:37.07]這是從薩頓醫(yī)療組打來的電話 [21:39.36]One of our patients, Daniel Meade, thought we should give you a call. 我們的一位病人 Daniel Meade 剛剛離開 我們認為有必要給你打個電話 [21:44.23]You can't imagine what it was like seeing that woman 你無法想象那種看著另一個女人拿著 我的圣誕禮物上雜志的感覺 [21:47.20]holding my Christmas present in that magazine. [21:50.10]She called the house several times and played the music box on the phone. 你知道嗎 實際上她有好幾次打電話到 家里來 還在電話中放音樂盒中的音樂? [21:54.94]You made him end it then, l assume. 我猜 此后你就讓他結束這種關系? [21:56.74]Of course. And l thought he had, Daniel, l really did. 當然 我以為他也的確這么做了 Daniel 我確信這一點 [22:00.85]- So when did he? - Well, let's see, it's been... 那么他什么時候結束的? [22:02.47]唔 讓我想想 有-- [22:04.32]...l came here almost a month ago, 我差不多一個月前來這里的 所以我想說的是… [22:06.45]so what l want to say is... [22:08.76]- ...six weeks? - What? 六周前 [22:11.22]Dad was having an affair with Fey for 20 years and you didn't know? 什么? [22:11.40]老爸和Fey維持了20年的親密關系 而你竟然不知道? [22:15.33]Well, Daniel, l don't know if you've noticed, but l drink quite a lot. Daniel 我不知道你是否早就注意到了 但我的確是有些酗酒 [22:19.83]- l thought you took after Grandpa Jack. - That didn't help. 我- 我以為你只是從外公那學來的 [22:23.17]And there are certain things one can inherit from a father. 這可沒多大關系 [22:23.20]是有些東西會從父親傳承到兒子的-- 其中的某些涉及到你 [22:26.44]- Some of which should concern you. - Such as? [22:29.04]The philandering. You and all your women. 比如說? [22:29.44]玩弄女人 [22:30.71]你和你所有的女人 我在你身上看到你父親的影子 [22:32.31]l see him in you. Daniel, it destroyed our family. Daniel 這毀了我們的家 [22:35.55]- What made him finally end it? - Does that really matter now? 是什么讓他最終決定要結束? [22:37.58]現(xiàn)在這個真的還重要嗎? [22:39.92]lt might. 也許 [22:41.76]Then give me a drink. 那給我杯酒 [22:44.99]- Mom... - A sip. 媽媽 [22:47.29]That's all. Then l tell you what you want to know. 一口 就這么多 [22:48.11]然后我告訴你 你想知道的事 [22:56.94]A sip. 只一口 [23:16.66]l made him choose. 我讓他做的選擇 [23:19.69]She wasn't going anywhere on her own. 她自己是絕不會自動退出的 [23:22.56]So she and l went over to his office, 所以她和我一起去了你父親的辦公室 我們就站在他的那張 [23:25.27]and we stood there in front of that big, overcompensating desk of his, [23:27.07]大的過分的辦公桌前 要他做個選擇 [23:29.50]and we told him to make a choice. [23:31.81]- Who did he choose? - Well, one of us is here. 他選了誰? [23:33.22]唔 我們中的一個坐在這里 另一個卻死了 [23:36.81]And one of us is dead. [23:39.58]So you figure it out. 你自己應該有答案了 [23:43.05]So l've noticed that you've been on our floor quite a bit today. 我注意到你今天來我們這層有些勤哦 [23:47.62]Have l? Hmm. 我有嗎? [23:50.12]Don't think it has anything to do with you. 不要以為這和你有關系 [23:52.36]l like to make the rounds, let employees know Accounting has an eye on them. 不是的 我只是喜歡四處轉轉 你知道的 [23:54.47]讓職員們知道 會計們可是盯著他們呢 [23:56.60]Right. 沒錯 [23:57.96]Here. This is your piece. 這塊給你 [24:00.10]Now, close your eyes, and don't peek. 現(xiàn)在閉上眼睛 不要偷看哦 [24:02.80]This is how Tom Hanks survived in Cast Away. 湯姆. 漢克斯在 “荒島余生”中就是 這樣活下來的 [24:05.71]l don't think so. 我可不這么認為 [24:08.18](muffled) Walter! Walter [24:13.78]- (stammers) What are you doing here? - Who is this guy? 你-- 你來這兒干嘛? [24:16.38]This is, um, this is Henry. He works on the third floor. 這家伙是誰? [24:16.50]這是 唔 這是Henry [24:18.47]他是在三樓上班的 [24:21.49]- Why haven't you returned my calls? - l got busy! 你為什么不回我電話? [24:24.62]- Busy? Busy? - Maybe l should get the check. 我很忙 [24:24.60]很忙? 很忙? [24:26.99]Busy with what? A date? - 也許我該去結帳 - 忙著干嘛? 約會? [24:28.53]l ask you to move in with me and you cheat on me? 我請你和我吃飯 但你拒絕了 你在騙我嗎? [24:31.20]Walter, stop it, you're embarrassing me. Walter 別說了 你讓我很尷尬 [24:35.27]l'll pay the cashier. 我去付錢 [24:37.37]No, no, no, no. You stay. l'll go. 不 不 不 不 你--你待在這兒 我走 [24:39.87]l embarrass her. 我讓她尷尬了 [24:54.05]Tighten the wrap, will you? 纏緊束身帶 好嗎? [24:56.79]l think l just felt another pound drip off. 我想我剛剛又瘦了一磅 [24:59.83]Oh, my God, it's sweltering. 哦 我的天啊 [25:01.90]Close the door. 熱死了 [25:01.94]關上門 [25:04.06]And crank up the thermostat all the way. 把暖氣開到最大 [25:06.20]You know, paper burns at 451 degrees. 你知道 紙在451度的時候就會燃燒 [25:09.27]Good, you can become a science teacher after l fire you. Now, crank it! 很好 我把你炒了之后 你還可以去 當個自然老師 [25:12.01]快開到最大! [25:14.27]l know you don't want to hear this, but... 我知道你不想聽這個 但是… [25:18.25]- Nico called again. - Of course l don't want to hear it. Nico又打電話來了 [25:21.08]l have six hours to become ten years younger and five pounds thinner. 當然我不想聽到這個 [25:21.26]我還有六個小時來使自己年輕10歲 還要減掉5磅肉 [25:25.15]Nico is exactly what l do not need today. What is that? Nico絕對是我今天不需要的人 [25:27.68]那是什么? [25:29.69]- Salad. - Take it away. - 沙拉 - 拿走 [25:31.12]- You have to eat. - Whose side are you on, anyway? 你得吃點東西 [25:33.73]Get out! 你是站在誰那邊的? 出去! [25:37.53]Maybe it's not as bad as you're making it sound. 哦 也許這事沒有你說得這么糟 [25:40.07]Oh, no, it's worse than l'm making it sound. 噢 不 它-- 它比我說得還要糟 [25:42.74]l'm downplaying it so l don't freak out 我糟糕的表現(xiàn) 不僅使我在Henry面前很丟臉 [25:44.94]that l not only humiliated myself in front of Henry, [25:47.64]but l probably lost Walter forever. 而且也許會讓我永遠失去Walter [25:49.54]l am so sorry, Betty. 我真的很遺憾 Betty [25:51.58]l feel as if... it was me, l pushed you into this. 我想如果--是--是我 [25:54.08]lt's not you, it's not you. l did it. 我把你推到這種境地的 [25:54.21]不是你 不是你 是我自己 [25:56.82]When l am done with work, l'll find Walter and beg him to forgive me. 下班后 我會去找Walter 我要請求他原諒我 [26:00.29]- And say you're gonna move in with him? - Maybe, yeah. 什么 你說你要搬去跟他一起住? [26:01.90]也許 是吧 [26:03.62]Some people, like Daniel, they can date tons of people at once. l tried two... 一些人就像Daniel那樣 他們可以同時與好多人約會 [26:07.73]No, if there's one thing l've learned today, it is that l'm not a flitter. 我試過同時約會兩個 [26:08.10]不 如果說今天我有學到什么的話 那就是我不適合玩感情游戲… [26:11.80]And that my boss wears boxers. 還有 我的老板穿拳擊短褲 [26:13.73]Silk boxers.... so l've heard. 絲制的拳擊短褲 [26:16.45]我是聽說的 [26:21.54]There you are! Where've you been? 你在這里 [26:24.04]l ran out for a size four. And if this Valentino doesn't fit her, 你去哪兒了? [26:24.13]我跑去拿4號的禮服 [26:25.65]如果這件再不合適的話 你知道嗎? [26:27.35]- l'll make her wear her drapes. - She can't know! 我只好讓她穿窗簾了! [26:29.88]She won't. l plan on surgically removing the evidence myself. Grabby fingers. - 不能讓她知道 - 她不會知道的 因為我計劃如外科手術般 靈巧地去掉證據(jù) [26:32.63]臟手拿開 [26:35.49]Oh, and Betty, good luck with the... you know, and keep me posted. Yes? 噢 Betty 聽著 祝你好運… 你知道的 和我保持聯(lián)系 [26:46.40]What are you staring at? 你在盯著看什么? [26:48.37]- l had the veal. The alcohol burns off. - Mom... please. 我吃了小牛肉 [26:50.04]酒精已經(jīng)蒸發(fā)掉了 [26:51.19]媽媽 別這樣 [26:52.71]Listen to me. 聽我說 [26:54.27]You have to go, l know, but listen. l want you to be careful. 我知道 你得走了 但是聽著 [26:57.28]l know, of dating too many women. l got it. 我希望你小心點… [26:57.58]我知道 與太多的女人約會嘛 [26:59.65]Of your father. - 我知道了 - 你父親 [27:01.35]l pushed him, he stuck me here. l don't know what he'd do to you. 我迫使他結束 他就將我軟禁在此 [27:04.62]Mom... 我不知道他會對你做出什么事來 [27:04.80]媽媽 你認為老爸有能力進行謀殺嗎? [27:06.79]...do you think Dad is capable of murder? [27:11.06]l think your father is capable of anything. 我認為你父親有能力做任何事 [27:16.63]Amanda, if Daniel calls, tell him l've gone out again to try and get his watch. 嘿 Amanda 如果Daniel打電話來 你能告訴他我再出去試著找找他的表嗎? [27:22.10]- Who are those for? - Oh... 那些花是給誰的? [27:24.17]Tuesday's girl had already left for her hostessing job when l called, 噢 唔 我打電話時 周二的女人 已經(jīng)去上班做舞女之類的工作了 [27:27.81]so... l just sent her flowers to me. 因此我把她的花送給自己了 [27:31.51]Hey, have you taken any messages from Walter since lunch? 嘿 午餐之后你有接到Walter 打來的電話嗎? [27:34.58]Mm-mm. Henry呢? [27:36.08]- Henry? - Uh... mm-mm. [27:55.57]You need to stop me from going to see Henry. 你得阻止我去見Henry [27:57.70]- l thought you were resolved on that. - l was! Tell that to my finger. 我以為你已經(jīng)下定決心了呢 [27:58.91]我是下定了決心 跟我的手指說吧 [28:01.24]lt wants me to push the button to his floor. 我的手指想按Henry那層樓的按鈕 [28:03.58]lt wants me to go tell him that l had a wonderful time today. 它想讓我去告訴他今天我過得很愉快 [28:06.68]- Cheeky finger. - What is wrong with me? 哦 厚顏無恥的手指 [28:09.42]l'm turning into Daniel. 我到底是怎么了? [28:09.27]我開始變得像Daniel了 就這樣 [28:11.25]l'll be able to juggle peoples' hearts like fruit and still sleep at night. 不久以后我就能像拋水果一樣隨意地 玩弄他人的真心 而晚上還能睡得著覺 [28:15.12]One, you're nothing like Daniel. Two, he doesn't sleep much, 第一 你一點也不像Daniel [28:16.51]第二 他實際上睡不了多久 [28:18.63]which is why he loses jewelry and can't remember who he shagged Monday night. 這就是為什么他丟了昂貴的珠寶 卻想不起來上周一和誰玩得精疲力盡 [28:23.00]- Oh, my God. - What? 哦 我的天啊 [28:24.06]Roses. l have to go. - 怎么啦? - 玫瑰花 我得走了 [28:31.30]- What? - You sent yourself flowers. 干什么? [28:32.20]你給你自己送了花 [28:33.97]You're Monday's girl. 你就是周一的女人 [28:41.31]Where are you going? Come back! 你想去哪兒? [28:42.88]回來! [28:49.39]What the hell are you doing? Was this all just one big joke to you? 該死的你想干什么? [28:50.72]這對你來說只是個大笑話嗎-- [28:52.83]Watching me run around in a butterfly suit 看著我穿著蝴蝶服在城里奔走 看著內(nèi)褲被扔到我頭上? [28:55.33]getting underwear thrown at my head, all for laughs? [28:58.10]Do l look like l'm laughing? 全部都只是為了好笑? [28:58.50]難道我看起來像在笑嗎? [29:00.47]Why didn't you say something if you had this the entire time? 既然表一直在你那里 你為什么不早說? [29:03.77]Why? 為什么? [29:05.21]Maybe l was hoping Monday night was the one night of the week 也許是因為我希望周一晚上是你老板 在一周里能記得的一晚吧 [29:08.41]your boss would remember! Stupid me, huh? [29:09.93]我很愚蠢 唔? [29:18.45]Does Daniel know that you feel this way about him? Daniel知道你對他的感覺嗎? [29:21.05]Oh, please. He's Daniel Meade. 哦 拜托 [29:22.54]他是Daniel Meade [29:24.36]Take a number and wait in line. 拿個號碼 然后排隊等候 [29:26.33]l'm sure he feels the same way about you, too. 我想他對你感覺也一樣 [29:28.86]Don't you have some kind of agreement? 我的意思是 你們兩個沒有什么協(xié)議嗎? [29:30.93]Yeah, he dates anything that moves, 是的 只要會動的他都可以約會 而我則保持微笑 記錄她們的消息 [29:33.10]and l agree to smile and take their messages. [29:36.77]And now l'm sending them flowers, too. 而現(xiàn)在我還要給她們送花 [29:40.61]Amanda, if you knew who he was, Amanda 既然你早就知道他是怎樣的人 那你為什么還要卷進來呢? [29:43.18]- why did you get so involved? - (sniffling) [29:45.78]Because... 因為… [29:47.58]...l thought he would get sick of serial dating. 我以為他會厭倦這樣不停地約會 [29:53.75]l sure as hell am. 我確信他會的 [29:56.16]And what if he doesn't? 但如果他不厭倦呢? [29:59.26]He will. 他會的 [30:01.26]l'll just wait. 我會等著那一天的 [30:04.76]Here. Give this back to him. 給你 [30:05.97]把這個還給他 [30:08.57]You can tell him how you feel. 你可以告訴他你的感覺 [30:10.20]Uh-uh. [30:13.14]Nope. No, no. 不 不 [30:18.65]Hey, guess what? 你猜怎么? [30:21.71]What? 怎么? [30:26.92]This never happened. 這事從來沒發(fā)生過 [30:33.83]l want the truth! 我要你說實話 [30:36.73]- ls this a size four? - lt's the designers. 這是4號的嗎? [30:39.00]They have a cruel streak when it comes to voluptuous women. 是設計師 只要涉及到美艷熟女 他們就會有點殘酷 [30:42.57]- Where's the tag? - l ate it. - 標簽在哪兒? - 我吃了 [30:44.20]- Carlotta? - Oh, yes, it's a four! Carlotta? [30:46.41](groans) 對 是4號的 [30:49.41]- (tears) - Oh! [30:51.81]- lt's OK. - Oh, leave it! 別管它了 [30:55.62]l can't deny it anymore, it's happened. l've become a ''woman of a certain age.'' 我不能再否認了 終于發(fā)生了 [30:57.66]我已經(jīng)徐娘半老了 [31:00.19]Give me 20 minutes, l can do something with pleats. 如果你給我20分鐘 我可以用褶子處理一下 [31:03.02]l said leave it. l'm not going to go to that ridiculous party. 我說了別管它了 [31:04.72]我不去那個可笑的舞會了 [31:08.70]l can't compete anymore with a bevy of 22-year-old gym-bodies. 我再也不能和一群22歲 健美身材的女人爭芳斗艷了 [31:12.83]You starve yourself, pull yourself, inject yourself, you think you're safe. 我是說 節(jié)了食 拉了皮 打了針 就以為自己安全了 [31:17.44]They keep coming to the door, younger and younger, 但她們還是接踵而至 越來越年輕 就像槍林彈雨 你不倒下她們就不罷休 [31:20.14]like a hail of bullets, until down you go. [31:24.58]Why is it such a crime to age in this business? 為什么在這一行里 老就是一種罪過呢? [31:27.38]lt's true, the standards for women are so punitive. 說得對 [31:28.58]對女人的標準就是這么嚴苛 這又是誰的錯呢? [31:30.32]And whose fault is that? l set the standards. 這些標準就是我定的 [31:34.02]''Lifetime Achievement Award.'' Oh, there's my achievement. 終生成就獎 這就是我的成就 [31:37.59]lt bit me in the ass... 大屁股 粗大腿 [31:39.39]...and the hips. [31:42.50]Serves me right, huh? That's what you're thinking. Say it. 罪有應得 是吧? [31:45.37]Well, you know, well... 你就是這么想的 直說吧 [31:45.27]哦 不 我是在想 沒錯 是你定下了標準 [31:48.40]...what l was thinking was, yes, you do set the standards. [31:51.34]You're Wilhelmina Slater, for Pete's sake. 你可是堂堂的Wilhelmina Slater [31:53.64]Women look to you for inspiration. 女人們都得從你身上找靈感 當你晚上和你的小帥哥一起去舞會的時候 [31:55.58]And when you go to that ball tonight with that young man of yours, [31:59.15]l guarantee, no woman in America tomorrow morning 我敢保證明天早上全國的女人 不帶上個比她年輕10歲的男人 就不出門 [32:02.68]will leave her house without a man ten years younger than her. [32:06.45]Or five years. A year? Less. l don't know. 5歲 [32:08.20]一歲 或以下 [32:10.18]我不知道 [32:16.76]Are you... gonna eat that sandwich? 你… [32:17.78]還吃不吃那個三明治? [32:21.83]Oh, yeah. [32:27.71]So shall l, uh, shall l work my magic then? 那我可以施展我的法術了嗎? [32:34.65]What's all that? 是什么東西? [32:36.42]Just some of the treasures from my day. 是我今天發(fā)現(xiàn)的財寶 -- 你散落在整個紐約市的東西 [32:39.09]Things you left scattered over New York City. [32:41.62]Where's the watch? 手表呢? [32:45.22]Good for you. Which one had it? 你真厲害! [32:48.19]Does it matter? 在誰那兒? [32:48.21]這重要嗎? [32:50.93]No. Not really, l guess. 不 我想不重要 [32:52.97]l didn't think so. 我原來不是這么想的 [32:55.87]l sent roses to those women. 我給那些女人送了玫瑰 [32:58.24]Amanda sent them, yeah. Amanda送的 對 [33:00.41]And, you know, you're right, you can do whatever you want, 你知道 你說的對 [33:02.01]你可以為所欲為 [33:04.24]go from one person to the next... flit, flit, flit. 在女人中飛來飛去 [33:07.98]But if you think that no one's getting hurt, you're wrong. 飛 飛 飛 [33:08.06]但如果你認為不會傷害什么人 那你就錯了 [33:12.39]- Anything else you need from me? - No, no, that'll be all. 還要我做什么事嗎? [33:13.43]不 沒事了 [33:17.92]Betty, you know l've had a rough week. Betty 你知道我這星期過得很艱難 [33:21.96]- l've got a lot on my mind. - l know. 要想的事情太多 [33:24.18]我知道 [33:26.33]l just hope that you deal with that more directly than you handled this. 我只是希望你更直接的去處理那些事 而不是像處理這件事一樣 [33:42.82](gasping) [33:45.55]Hail to the Queen! 女皇萬歲! [33:47.65]She lives! She breathes! 又散發(fā)生命力了 [33:49.59]What do you think of the decolletage? Too much cleavage? 你覺得這件低胸裝怎么樣? [33:52.69]l'd say... not enough. 是不是太露了? [33:52.63]要我說… [33:54.46]還不夠 [33:55.96]Jason! About time you showed up. Jason [33:57.21]你是該來了 [33:59.13]You know l don't like to be kept waiting. Hold it. 我可不喜歡久等 [34:01.60]You sure you want to be seen with an old broad like me? 別急 [34:02.12]你確定想讓人看見 你和我這樣的老女人在一起? [34:04.70]A minute younger, and l'd have to rip your clothes off right here. 你要再年輕一分鐘 我會在這兒就把你扒光了 [34:12.31]- Nice brows. - Oh, thank you. 眉毛真漂亮 [34:16.75]Hi. l am so sorry to interrupt you, but Nico... 嗨 很抱歉打擾您 可是Nico… [34:19.45]Got the messages, can't return them, we're late for an engagement. 我收到消息了 沒時間回 [34:21.18]我們約會要遲到了 [34:23.06]...is here. 來了 [34:28.59]Hi, Mom. 嗨 老媽 [34:30.50]Whoa. 你是她的… [34:31.86]You're her mother? [34:34.06]母親? [34:38.07]What can l say? Rule Number One. 我能說什么呢? [34:40.37]Never buy your mistress and your wife the same Christmas present. 第一守則: 不要給情婦 和妻子買同樣的圣誕禮物 [34:44.84]l know how you must feel about me, Daniel, l'm truly sorry about Fey. l am. 我知道你對我會怎么想 Daniel 對Fey我也非常非常遺憾 [34:49.65]l did everything l could to keep you from getting hurt. 真的 [34:49.73]我做了一切努力讓你不受傷害 [34:52.65]- And Mom? What about her feelings? - l was careless and stupid. 還有媽媽? [34:54.03]她的想法呢? [34:55.38]我大意了 犯傻了 而且Fey就是不愿意放手 [34:58.19]And Fey wouldn't quit, she didn't want to be my mistress, [35:00.18]她不想做我的情婦 [35:01.79]- she wanted to be a Meade. - ls that why you had her killed? 她想成為Meade家的人 [35:03.35]所以你就殺了她? [35:05.80]- ls that what you think? - l don't know, Dad. 你是這么想的嗎? [35:06.94]我不知道 爸爸 [35:09.54]Why don't you tell me? 你為什么不告訴我? [35:14.04]Tell you what? That l loved her? 告訴你什么? [35:15.35]我愛她? [35:17.78]- Because l did. - More than Mom? 我是愛過 [35:18.68]比愛媽媽更多? [35:21.35]l don't know. 我不知道 [35:25.22]- More than all the others, for sure. - Others? 確實比愛其他人更多 [35:27.72]Many, many others. Who do you think is making these mysterious phone calls? - 其他人? - 其他很多人 [35:30.10]你認為是誰打的那些神秘電話? [35:32.39]- Who do you think sent you this? - You're telling me it's... 你認為這又是誰送來的? [35:33.90]你是不是想告訴我是你的一個… [35:35.46]An ex-lover, yeah, out for revenge. 老相好 沒錯 [35:37.93]Which one, l couldn't say. But l deserve it. l deserve much worse. 為了報復 究竟是誰我不知道 但我罪有應得 [35:39.12]情況再糟也是我活該 [35:42.77]Not for killing Fey, that l had nothing to do with. 倒不是因為殺了Fey-- 這和我沒關系-- [35:45.57]But for being a lousy husband 是因為我是一個爛丈夫 和更爛的父親 [35:49.11]and an even lousier father. [35:52.18]And if l can't teach you by my example, learn from my mistakes. 如果你不能以我為榜樣 就以我為戒 [35:56.82]Stop screwing around. Settle down, for God's sake. 別再亂搞了 [35:58.09]收心吧 看在上帝的份上 [36:09.63]- Hi. - Hi. 嗨 [36:11.86]Down? 下去嗎? [36:20.17]- Sorry. - l was going to call you. - 聽著 我很抱歉 - 我本來要打給你的 [36:21.91]- No. lt... you were saying? - l just wanted to say thanks. - 對不起 - 不 你要說什么? [36:24.15]我…我只想說 謝謝 [36:27.01]Thanks? For giving you the most stressful lunch ever? 謝謝? [36:28.29]謝我給了你壓力最大的一頓午餐? [36:30.78]l make you eat slimy sea monsters, then l get you in major trouble with... 首先是讓你吃黏糊糊的海怪 然后又讓你遇上大麻煩 [36:34.45]lt's OK. That wasn't your fault. 沒事的 不是你的錯 [36:38.59]- How's that guy who ate all that honey? - Not great. 那個吃掉全部蜂蜜的人怎么樣了? [36:42.13]l have to make the beer run instead of him. 不太好 [36:42.25]所以我才不得不替他喝光所有的酒 [36:44.53]We're having a party up on 25 with Human Resources, if you're free. 我們要在25樓和人力資源部的人 開個Party 你有時間嗎? [36:48.03]Oh, l'm... well, l'd love to go, Henry, but... 我… [36:49.65]我非常樂意去 Henry 不過… [36:52.10]- Well, you have a boyfriend. - Yeah. Yeah, l do. 哦 你有男朋友了 [36:55.67]是 我有了 而且 我真的想給我和Walter一個機會… [36:57.54]And l really want to give this thing with Walter and me a chance. [37:01.05]ls that the guy? With the net? 是那個人嗎? [37:03.55]Yeah. Yeah, but he's not always like that. 拿網(wǎng)子的那個? [37:05.82]l'm not always like that. l should have never... 對 不過他并不總是那樣 [37:09.26]l'm sorry. 我也不總是那樣 我不應該…對不起 [37:11.36]No worries. lt was just lunch. 別擔心 [37:12.57]只是午飯而已 [37:16.96]Trick or treat, nymphalis milberti. 不給糖就搗蛋 小蝴蝶 [37:27.27]Hey. You out of here? 嘿 你要走了嗎? [37:29.81]l guess. 我想是 [37:31.88]Human Resources and Accounting are having a party downstairs. 人力部和會計部在樓下開Party [37:35.21]l thought l might stop by and drink all their booze. 所以我想順便去喝光他們的酒 [37:38.72]How about you? Halloween Ball? 你呢? [37:39.75]萬圣節(jié)舞會? [37:41.35]No, not in the mood. 不 沒心情去 [37:44.56]- You have a good time, though. - Oh. 你玩得開心點 [37:49.93]Sorry. [37:52.93]lf you get tired of watching Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin alone, 嘿 如果你一個人看“Charlie Brown 和大南瓜” 看煩了 我可以… [37:57.54]l could come over and keep you company. 過來跟你做個伴… [38:02.64]ln costume... or not. 穿上服裝… [38:05.38]l think l just need to be alone tonight. 或者不穿 [38:06.67]我今晚只想一個人呆著 [38:13.89]Hey, we could just talk. 嘿 我們可以只說說話 [38:17.82]Probably not. 還是算了吧 [38:36.64]Justin! Justin, stop already! [38:38.65]Justin Justin 該停下了 [38:41.58]There is no twirling in the Armed Forces! 武裝部隊里可不讓轉圈圈 [38:45.42]That kid... we're gonna get no candy this year. 這孩子 今年我們要不到糖了 [38:51.79]So l guess you two need to talk. 我想你們倆需要談談 [38:53.96]l don't need to talk. Maybe she needs to talk. 我不需要談 也許她需要談 [38:57.86]OK, whatever. 好吧 [38:58.89]隨便 [39:07.14]Licorice? Justin hates it. 甘草糖? Justin不喜歡 [39:09.84]So does his aunt. 他小姨也是 [39:12.28]- You got any raisins? - Other pocket. 你有葡萄干嗎? [39:14.06]另一個口袋里 [39:23.59]l'm sorry l went to lunch. 抱歉我去吃午餐了 [39:26.59]The key was too fast? 鑰匙是不是… [39:29.46]Yeah, a little. 太快了? [39:30.43]有一點 [39:32.40]l pushed you. Damn it! 是我逼你的 媽的 [39:35.53]''Carpe diem, Virgo. Seize the day.'' “及時行樂 處女座 把握今天” [39:38.80]Never trust the horoscope in the Daily News. 千萬別信新聞日報里的星座占卜 [39:43.14]lt's just that we just started dating again, you know? 只是 -- 我們剛開始重新約會 你知道嗎? [39:46.28]l know, l know, l know. And, if you don't want to even do that, l... 我知道 我知道 [39:47.24]- 要是你根本不愿意的話 我… - 不 我愿意 [39:49.62]No, l do. [39:53.19]So you and, uh... sushi man... 那你和那個 壽司男? [39:57.16]Just you. 只有你 [39:59.09]Because sushi is exciting. 因為壽司很讓人興奮 我知道 [40:01.83]l know. [40:03.63]Even if it is crawling with parasites. 即使上面爬滿了蟲 [40:09.94]Sushi is good, yeah. 壽司是很不錯 對 [40:11.97]But so is a nice slice of pizza. 但一塊批薩也很好 [40:25.52]So my kid shows up. 我的孩子出現(xiàn)了 [40:27.82]Last thing l need. 這是我最不想看到的 [40:29.29]You can do miracles to hide your own age, but damned if you can hide theirs. 你可以施展魔法掩蓋自己的年齡 但藏不住孩子的年齡 [40:33.63]So you didn't take this Jason to the party? 所以你沒有帶這個Jason去舞會? [40:37.50]No, l took him to the elevator. 沒有 我?guī)チ穗娞? [40:39.20]l told him to go back to his frat house and bob for apples. 讓他回他的兄弟會之家玩蘋果游戲去 [40:42.10]What about Bradford and his son? 那Bradford和他兒子呢? [40:45.04]Marc told me he saw Daniel coming out of Bradford's office, all seemed well. Marc說他看見Daniel從Bradford 的辦公室出來 看上去沒事 [40:49.78]Whatever Bradford said to Daniel put him off his trail... 不管Bradford對Daniel說了什么 都讓他沒疑心了 [40:52.78]That's disappointing. 真讓人失望 [40:55.41]What do we do now? 那我們現(xiàn)在怎么做? [40:56.88]l think it's time for Fey Sommers to come out of seclusion. 我想是時候讓Fey Sommers重出江湖了 [41:07.43]l smell fresh blood. 我聞見鮮血味兒了 [41:09.73](wicked laughter) [41:12.63]Dad, add more corn syrup. You're clotting. 爸爸 再加點玉米糖漿 [41:14.26]已經(jīng)凝固了 [41:17.50]You, uh, going out with Walter? 你… [41:20.67]Yeah, l just wanted to come home first and change. 要和Walter出去? [41:21.30]是啊 我只是想先回家換衣服 [41:24.74]No more butterfly, huh? 不裝蝴蝶了? [41:26.28]No, it is exhausting being a butterfly. No wonder they only live two weeks. 不 你知道 當蝴蝶累得要死 [41:28.58]怪不得它們只能活兩星期 [41:31.15]ls that true? 真的嗎? [41:32.95]lt's just something l know. 這我知道 [41:37.29]ls there anything else l should know? 還有什么我應該知道的嗎? [41:42.90]Right, of course. 當然 [41:46.70]l was trying to protect you. 我只是想保護你 [41:50.37]l've been using someone else's social security number for years. 我已經(jīng)用別人的社保號碼好多年了 [41:55.51]Because l don't have one. 因為我沒有 [42:00.18]You can't get one... 如果你是非法入境 是拿不到社保號碼的 [42:02.48]...if you're in this country illegally. [42:07.42]And l am. 我就是

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