搞笑英文漫畫：扎心了，老鐵

1. Ladybro: Want to take a funny face selfie?

　　You: Sure!

　　閨蜜：我們來(lái)一張搞怪自拍吧?

　　你：吼哇吼哇!

2. Boyfriend: I know you're on your period, so I got you a chocolate bar... Dear God woman!

　　You: What?

　　男票：我知道你來(lái)了大姨媽，所以我貼心地給你帶了一大塊巧克力…… 額滴個(gè)親娘啊!

　　你：咋啦?

3. She slept restfully, knowing her trusty alarm would wake her in the morning...

　　你是不是也經(jīng)歷過(guò)這種囧事?晚上設(shè)定好鬧鐘，心滿意足地睡去，期待著第二天在清晨的陽(yáng)光和精心挑選的舒緩音樂(lè)中優(yōu)雅地醒來(lái)，結(jié)果……

4. Haha, yeah! Woo, parties rock. Okay...

　　Oh, shit!! Is that my song!?

　　本來(lái)掛著高冷的微笑游離在狂歡人群之外，感覺(jué)自己遺世獨(dú)立，但當(dāng)突然聽(tīng)到了自己最愛(ài)的歌……性感辣妹走起!

5. Girl: Honey, I'm sick.

　　(Knock, knock)

　　Boyfriend: Sorry I'm late (with a backpack of games and movies, honey tea, fuzzy blanket, electric blanket, hot soup and cold/flu medicine).

　　我也好想要一個(gè)在我生病時(shí)只要一個(gè)電話，就立即送來(lái)感冒藥、熱湯、蜂蜜茶、毛毯、電熱毯和我喜歡的電影光盤的二十四孝好男友啊!!然鵝……(一切只是想象...)

6. What a man looks like in the eyes of his girlfriend...

　　據(jù)說(shuō)情侶相處久了，本性難免暴露無(wú)遺。然而不管你怎么邋遢，你在我心里都最好的那一個(gè)......

7. Normal: Nothing like a mug of stress relief tea to keep me going!

　　Me: ......

　　充滿干勁的同事：“沒(méi)有什么比一杯減壓茶更能讓我開(kāi)啟元?dú)鉂M滿的一天啦!”

　　十幾根火柴棍撐著眼皮的你：“……”

8. People think I'm an excellent student because I'm always taking notes...

　　Little do they know...

　　別人都認(rèn)為我是個(gè)學(xué)霸，因?yàn)槲疑险n時(shí)總在認(rèn)真記筆記。

　　但他們還是太天真......

9. The two sides of high waisted pants: fashion and... freedom.

　　高腰牛仔褲——時(shí)尚和...舒服（解開(kāi)高腰牛仔褲放松小肚腩的那一刻：酥~~~糊~~~!）

10. You: OMG, woman I'm dying! It's so hot! Where have you ever been?

　 Your beautiful roomie: Oh, you know, went to the gym, worked a few hours, read up on current events, visited the local farm and picked produce, caught 20 or so Pokemon, and now I'm going on a hike.

　　葛優(yōu)癱的你：嗷嗷嗷我快要熱炸了!你一整天跑來(lái)跑去的在干嘛?

　　你的女神室友：哦，你知道的，先去泡了健身房，再工作幾小時(shí)，又讀了近期的社會(huì)新聞，然后去咱們這兒的農(nóng)場(chǎng)摘了點(diǎn)兒菜，還在路上捉了20多個(gè)小精靈，現(xiàn)在我準(zhǔn)備去遠(yuǎn)足了。

　　(……真是萬(wàn)箭穿心!)

小伙伴們，你有沒(méi)有從這組漫畫中看見(jiàn)那個(gè)人前光鮮人后頹廢、有時(shí)神經(jīng)病有時(shí)又有點(diǎn)喪、偶爾掉鏈子但依然真誠(chéng)耿直又對(duì)生活充滿熱情的自己呢~