家有喵星人？鏟屎官不得不知的相處技巧

　　家有喵星人的你，在享受它陪伴的同時，是不是也覺得有時喵喵很不好相處?但是，既然已經(jīng)選擇做喵星人忠實的鏟屎官，即使再“痛”也要忍著!

　　這時善解人意的小編及時給大家送來了與喵喵相處的一系列小技巧，激不激動?開不開心?那就學(xué)起來吧~

1. Petting your cat just in the right place, so they don't lash out and attack you.

　　撫摸貓咪時一定要找準(zhǔn)位置，這樣它才不會受驚攻擊你。

　　lash out 猛擊

　　例：Riot police fired in the air and lashed out with clubs to disperse hundreds of demonstrators.

　　防暴警察向空中開了槍，并猛擊警棍來驅(qū)散數(shù)百名示威者。

　　
2. Which means avoiding the stomach at ALL costs.

　　看上圖千萬千萬不要摸貓咪的肚子。

　　Every cat owner knows going for the belly means certain death, so do it at your own peril.

　　(否則后果，你懂的)

3. And knowing the difference between what is too much and just enough attention.

　　要知道過多注意和注意剛剛好的區(qū)別。

　　(要注意適量啊)

4. And eating your food strategically so you don't have to share it with incoming cat paws.

　　吃東西要有技巧，這樣你才可以免于貓爪的“騷擾”，盡享“獨”食。

　　(總覺得做了什么不好的事……)

　　
5. Making peace with the fact your bed is no longer your bed.

　　你要接受事實：床已經(jīng)不再是你的“專屬品”。

　　我走進房間看見我家喵咪蜷縮在我毯子下面打盹兒。

　　
6. Convincing yourself that a bite means they love you.

　　說服自己貓咪咬你是因為愛你。

　　媽的，你這只壞貓!好煩你!

　　兩分鐘后

　　伙計，就算你咬我我也愛你。

　　
7. And that a deathly stare doesn't necessarily mean they're going to kill you.

　　貓咪惡狠狠的眼神也不一定代表它們想滅了你。

8. Staying verrrrryyyyy still when a cat has decided to sit on you.

　　當(dāng)貓咪準(zhǔn)備在你身上待會兒時，一定不要動。

　　當(dāng)汪星人跳上你的大腿時：哇哦，嗨，小寶貝兒!

　　當(dāng)喵星人跳上你的大腿時：(激動)它選擇了我!(莫大的榮譽)

　　
9. Accepting that the bathroom will probably never be a private place again.

　　要接受浴室很可能不再是私人空間的事實。

怎么樣，這些小技巧是不是很實用?　

回家后趕快看看自己家的喵星人吧，想想心都融化了，喵~