老外的這些嚇死寶寶的奇葩玩具，你都見過沒？

The unicorn is no better……

從沒有比這個“獨角獸”更逼真的了……

unicorn  / 'ju?n?k??n / 獨角獸

Many medieval pictures of the unicornportray it resting its head, with phallic horn, in the lap of a maiden, an image with not too hidden sexual imagery.

獨角獸在許多中世紀的圖畫中，總是低著頭，頂著男士下體一般的角，依偎在少女的裙下，呈現(xiàn)出一幅性暗示不那么隱晦的圖景。

sponge Pikachu，I choose you！

海綿皮卡丘，我就選擇你啦！

sponge  / sp?nd? / 海綿

She stood on the bath mat and sponged herself down.

她站在浴室踏腳墊上，用海綿擦身子。

Is it a crab？Is it a baby doll？Who can tell？

這是螃蟹？這是洋娃娃？誰來告訴我？

crab /kræb/ 螃蟹

I can't remember when I last had crab.

我不記得上次吃蟹是什么時候了。

Harry, you look so real!

哈利，你看起來好真實哦！

That's enough fun for today, baby. Go home!

寶貝. 今天玩夠了。回家吧！

kewpie / 'kju:pi / 邱比洋娃娃

This kewpie knows how to party!

這個小娃娃玩偶知道如何自娛自樂！

Sweet little pony, what happened to you?

可愛的小馬駒，你發(fā)生了什么？

pony / 'p??ni / 矮種馬，小型馬

It's like my worst nightmare from Jaws come true.

我夢見鯊魚這樣超可怕的噩夢竟然成真了。

jaw /d???/ 下巴、下顎，以上句子指代“鯊魚”

Poor Winnie. What did they for you?

可憐的維尼。他們對你做了什么？

Poor除了表示“貧窮的”，也可以表示“可憐的”、“糟糕的”

Poor kid, he's had a rough day.

可憐的孩子，今天他真倒霉。

You poor thing , you've had a hard time of it, haven't you?

可憐的東西，你過得很苦，是不是？

下次給小朋友買玩具的時候大家也得小心看準咯，以防買到某些“奇葩”玩具嚇壞寶寶們哦～

好了，今天的英文學習就到這里，我們下期再見，see u next time