兄弟姐妹之間的日?;换ズ冢^對(duì)是親生的沒(méi)錯(cuò)了

2019-02-12 11:17:12  每日學(xué)英語(yǔ)
All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles.

世界上所有的對(duì)抗(大大小小的“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”)最終都會(huì)結(jié)束。但兄弟姐妹之間的“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”,絕對(duì)是永恒存在的。國(guó)外一家網(wǎng)站(Bored Panda)就收集了一下兄弟姐妹之間的日常互懟互黑;如果你是家里的獨(dú)生兒女的話,那你肯定錯(cuò)過(guò)了很多(重要的時(shí)刻)。最主要也就是“久違的”和平與安靜,當(dāng)然也會(huì)有很多歡聲笑語(yǔ)。好了,話不多說(shuō),快來(lái)看看吧~

1. Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

我做了腿部的截肢手術(shù),躺在醫(yī)院里,哥哥就打扮成了海盜來(lái)探病

兄弟姐妹

 

2. We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

我們經(jīng)常會(huì)在送禮物時(shí)互損,這是我妹妹今年送禮物時(shí)寫(xiě)的:禮物總不包括電池哦~

兄弟姐妹

 

3. My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

我的兄弟今年送了我一條緊急醫(yī)療手鏈,上面刻著“請(qǐng)刪除我的瀏覽記錄”

兄弟姐妹

 

4. Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

在妹妹的單身派對(duì)上,這群小姐妹們把她未婚夫的臉做成了面具,這就是她走進(jìn)來(lái)看到的畫(huà)...面...

兄弟姐妹

 

5. Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

我女友的弟弟今天真的是非常誠(chéng)實(shí)了...

兄弟姐妹

 

6. My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

這就是我的好...兄...弟...們

兄弟姐妹

 

7. About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

大概是5年前,我把玩偶的眼睛放到了弟弟的照片上,它們現(xiàn)在還在呢~

兄弟姐妹

 

8. Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

姐姐歡迎新生兒弟弟的獨(dú)特方式

兄弟姐妹

 

9. Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

送兄弟的圣誕禮物,自行車(chē)是拿硬紙板自己剪的,然后又用包裝紙包了起來(lái)

兄弟姐妹

 

10. My Mom Wanted A Selfie Of Her Sons At Our Sisters Wedding

老媽想要一張我們?cè)诮憬慊槎Y上的自拍合影(仔細(xì)看,有“驚喜”哦~)

兄弟姐妹

 

小伙伴們,

你有兄弟姐妹嗎?

你們是不是也是這樣日?;换ズ谀?

歡迎留言分享你的趣事哦~

圖源:boredpanda.com

Ref:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-brothers-sibling-jokes/

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