兄弟姐妹之間的日?;换ズ?,絕對是親生的沒錯了

2019-02-12 11:17:12  每日學(xué)英語
All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles.

世界上所有的對抗(大大小小的“戰(zhàn)爭”)最終都會結(jié)束。但兄弟姐妹之間的“戰(zhàn)爭”,絕對是永恒存在的。國外一家網(wǎng)站(Bored Panda)就收集了一下兄弟姐妹之間的日?;换ズ?如果你是家里的獨生兒女的話,那你肯定錯過了很多(重要的時刻)。最主要也就是“久違的”和平與安靜,當(dāng)然也會有很多歡聲笑語。好了,話不多說,快來看看吧~

1. Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

我做了腿部的截肢手術(shù),躺在醫(yī)院里,哥哥就打扮成了海盜來探病

兄弟姐妹

 

2. We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

我們經(jīng)常會在送禮物時互損,這是我妹妹今年送禮物時寫的:禮物總不包括電池哦~

兄弟姐妹

 

3. My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

我的兄弟今年送了我一條緊急醫(yī)療手鏈,上面刻著“請刪除我的瀏覽記錄”

兄弟姐妹

 

4. Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

在妹妹的單身派對上,這群小姐妹們把她未婚夫的臉做成了面具,這就是她走進來看到的畫...面...

兄弟姐妹

 

5. Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

我女友的弟弟今天真的是非常誠實了...

兄弟姐妹

 

6. My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

這就是我的好...兄...弟...們

兄弟姐妹

 

7. About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

大概是5年前,我把玩偶的眼睛放到了弟弟的照片上,它們現(xiàn)在還在呢~

兄弟姐妹

 

8. Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

姐姐歡迎新生兒弟弟的獨特方式

兄弟姐妹

 

9. Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

送兄弟的圣誕禮物,自行車是拿硬紙板自己剪的,然后又用包裝紙包了起來

兄弟姐妹

 

10. My Mom Wanted A Selfie Of Her Sons At Our Sisters Wedding

老媽想要一張我們在姐姐婚禮上的自拍合影(仔細看,有“驚喜”哦~)

兄弟姐妹

 

小伙伴們,

你有兄弟姐妹嗎?

你們是不是也是這樣日?;换ズ谀?

歡迎留言分享你的趣事哦~

圖源:boredpanda.com

Ref:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-brothers-sibling-jokes/

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