超簡短的5個英文笑話!

2015-06-26 08:40:02  每日學(xué)英語

1.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩:我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗,大樓又跳不起來。

3.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛,卻看不見?

A needle.

針。

5.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子:你會怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子:那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子:哇,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫:開個玩笑!

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