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第十一季 第二十三集 |
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That's not right. |
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這是不對的 |
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That's so unreasonable. |
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你這人根本不講理呀 |
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Yeah, well, if you're going to be like this, |
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如果你要這樣做 |
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then I don't want to talk to you right now, either. |
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那我也不想跟你說話了 |
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Okay. I love you. Bye. |
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好吧 愛你 拜拜 |
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Amazon customer support? |
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在和亞馬遜客服講話嗎 |
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No, my mother. |
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不 是我媽 |
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Guess who she's insisting we invite to our wedding. |
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你猜她非要我們邀請誰來參加婚禮 |
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Jesus? |
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耶穌嗎 |
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If only. |
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是就好了 |
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My brother. |
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是我哥哥 |
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Wait a minute. You didn't invite your brother to your own wedding? |
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等等 你沒邀請你哥來參加婚禮嗎 |
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He tormented me my whole childhood. |
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我的整個童年都是在他的淫威下度過的 |
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I don't think I should reward that type of behavior |
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這樣的行為怎么能配獲得 |
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《星球大戰(zhàn)》系列中的宇宙飛船 |
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with a slice of wedding cake in the shape of the Millennium Falcon. |
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吃上一塊千年隼形狀結婚蛋糕的機會呢 |
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Try again. |
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你再說一遍 |
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A slice of wedding cake in the shape of a cake. |
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一塊蛋糕形狀的結婚蛋糕 |
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Look, he may have been mean to you when you were kids, |
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也許他小時候對你壞了點 |
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but you're both grown men now. |
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但你倆現在都是成年人了 |
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That's right. I'm a grown-up, |
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沒錯 我成年了 |
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and if I don't want to invite him to my wedding, then I won't. |
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如果我不想讓他參加我婚禮 我就不用邀請他 |
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Okay. |
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好吧 |
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Except I have to 'cause my mommy's making me. |
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可我不得不邀請 因為我媽咪逼我做 |
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Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, |
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每個迎賓禮袋中含有一張婚禮時間表 |
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a map, and chocolate from me. |
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一份地圖和我送的巧克力 |
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And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell... |
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謝爾頓送的一瓶免沖洗手液 |
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...the number for Poison Control in case someone |
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以及如果有人誤喝了洗手液 |
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accidentally drinks the Purell, |
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需要撥打的毒物控制中心電話 |
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and a laminated table of elements |
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以及一張壓膜的元素周期表 |
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because the American school system is a failure. |
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因為美國的學校系統(tǒng)就是垃圾 |
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How many out-of-town guests are there gonna be? |
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有多少客人是從外地來的 |
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I'm actually not sure. |
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我還真不知道 |
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Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother. |
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我才發(fā)現謝爾頓沒有邀請他哥哥 |
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Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding. |
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現在開始有婚禮的感覺了 |
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And his mom said she won't come if his brother's not there. |
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如果他哥不來 他媽也不肯來了 |
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Ooh, now it's starting to sound like a good wedding. |
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現在開始有完美婚禮的感覺了 |
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Hey, Bernie. |
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妮妮 |
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How do you know if someone has pink eye? |
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紅眼病的癥狀是什么來著 |
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Um, their eye would be red, swollen and probably oozy. |
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眼睛發(fā)紅 變腫 還有分泌物 |
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Okay, thanks. |
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好的 謝謝 |
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Both kids have pink eye. |
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咱家倆娃都得了紅眼病 |
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Oh, no. |
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不會吧 |
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You stop right there. |
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你站著別動 |
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I'm getting married in a week; |
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我下周就要結婚了 |
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you are not giving me pink eye. |
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你可不能把紅眼病傳染給我 |
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I don't have pink eye. |
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我又沒得紅眼病 |
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Hey! Hey. Hey. |
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慢著 慢著 慢著 |
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Step away from the bride. |
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別靠近新娘 |
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Okay. I'll go back upstairs. |
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好 那我回樓上去了 |
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Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them. |
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趕緊去沖澡 然后把這身衣服都燒了 |
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Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes! |
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沒錯 把你其他衣服一起燒了 |
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Ah, worth a shot. |
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值得一試嘛 |
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So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding? |
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我是不是謝爾頓婚禮上唯一單身的人 |
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No. |
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不 |
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There-There'll be a lot of single people there. |
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還有好多單身人士在呢 |
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Stuart, Amy's great-aunt... |
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斯圖爾特 艾米的姑姥姥 |
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Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook, |
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不過 斯圖爾特加她臉書好友了 |
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so, better move quick. |
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所以你最好抓緊動作 |
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I got to find a date. |
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我必須找個伴了 |
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I don't want to be that sad single friend |
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我才不想做 |
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that everyone looks at with pity. |
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被眾人報以同情目光的可憐單身狗 |
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Uh, I'm-I'm afraid that ship may have sailed. |
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我想這已經是無法挽回的事實了 |
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Leonard, |
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萊納德 |
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you have a brother, right? |
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你也有哥哥對吧 |
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Yes. |
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對 |
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Is he the worst? |
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他是不是特討厭 |
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Is he an unspeakable abomination? |
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是不是可惡到令人發(fā)指 |
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Does the very thought of him make your skin crawl? |
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是不是一想到他就讓你毛骨悚然 |
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Well, he laughs at his own jokes, |
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他除了會說完笑話自己笑之外 |
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but otherwise he's okay. |
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其他方面還算不錯啦 |
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Sheldon, what's going on? |
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謝爾頓 你怎么了 |
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I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding |
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我要邀請我那個傻大哥來參加婚禮 |
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and he's avoiding my calls. |
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可他故意不接我電話 |
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You don't know he's avoiding your calls. |
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你怎么知道他故意不接你電話 |
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Hey, you've reached George Cooper. |
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你好 我是喬治·庫珀 |
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Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again, |
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有事請留言 但如果你是謝爾頓 |
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in which case, please try me on my other number, |
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那么請撥打我的另一個號碼 |
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1-800-suck-it. |
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1-800-去死-吧 |
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See? |
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聽到沒 |
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And I know that's not a real number |
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我知道那號碼是假的 |
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because why would it be toll-free? |
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誰會給自己弄個免費專線呀 |
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Sheldon, you tried. |
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謝爾頓 你嘗試過了 |
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What more could you have done? |
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你也沒有其他辦法了 |
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Hey, why didn't you invite him in the first place? |
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你為什么一開始不邀請他呢 |
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You don't know what it was like growing up with him. |
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你不懂和他一起長大的恐怖體驗 |
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I get it; I grew up with lots of brothers. |
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我懂 我兄弟多著呢 |
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My brother Adoot was especially mean. |
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我哥阿杜特就特別壞 |
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Really? I've never heard you mention Adoot. |
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真的嗎 我從沒聽你說過阿杜特 |
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Yeah, sure I have. |
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我當然說過 |
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He's the one who left the door open when we were kids, |
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小時候就是他忘了關門 |
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and my pet mongoose ran away. |
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害我的寵物貓鼬跑掉了 |
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Stupid Adoot. |
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白癡阿杜特 |
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Look, uh, short of getting on a plane and flying there, |
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除了搭飛機親自去找他 |
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what does your mother expect you to do? |
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你媽還指望你怎么做呢 |
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I kept saying no. |
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我一直在說我不要 |
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H-H-How am I here? |
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我怎么就坐上來了呢 |
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Hey, did I tell you? |
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我告訴你沒 |
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- I found a date. - ?To the wedding? |
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我找到個伴了-去參加婚禮嗎 |
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Uh, to coffee. |
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不 去喝咖啡 |
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But if things go well, Sheldon and Amy's wedding. |
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但如果進行順利 謝爾頓和艾米的婚禮上見 |
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Aren't you worried it's a little intense |
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你不會擔心邀請一個 |
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to ask someone you just met to go to a wedding? |
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剛認識的人參加婚禮會把人逼得太緊嗎 |
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I'm running out of time. |
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我時間要不夠了 |
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Wh-Wh-Why can't there be a service where you can |
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怎么沒人開發(fā)一種服務 |
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just pay someone to be your date for the evening? |
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可以付錢請人假裝當一晚你的伴侶呢 |
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Like an escort service? |
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就像三陪服務嗎 |
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No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't be paying for sex. |
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不 不 不 不是付錢和她上床 |
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I mean, obviously if things went well, |
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雖然如果進展順利 |
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it could lead to sex, but, but the money is for, |
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那自然會上床 但你主要是付錢請她 |
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like, you know, her time and companionship. |
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花時間陪伴你 |
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Oh, I get it... |
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我明白了 |
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an escort service. |
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三陪服務 |
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Stop saying that. |
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別再這么說了 |
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Stop meaning it. |
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別再不謀而合了 |
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Hey, Raj, remember when you borrowed |
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拉杰還記得你那天 |
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my VR goggles the other day? |
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借走我的虛擬實境眼鏡嗎 |
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Yeah. |
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記得 |
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Probably shouldn't have done that. |
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真不是個好主意啊 |
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輪胎醫(yī)生 |
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So, wait, y-your brother is Dr. Tire? |
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等等 你哥就是輪胎醫(yī)生嗎 |
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Yes, and, apparently, |
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是的 而且呢 |
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it only takes half a semester of community college |
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只需要讀半學期的社區(qū)大學 |
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to get that particular doctorate. |
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就能得到這個醫(yī)生文憑 |
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We passed three of these stores on the way here. |
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我們一路上經過了三家分店呢 |
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Why did you say he's just "some loser who sells tires"? |
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你為什么會說他是"賣輪胎的廢柴" |
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You're right, that was unfair. |
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你說得對 我那話有失公允 |
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He's a loser who sells more tires than anyone in Texas. |
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他是全德州輪胎銷售量最高的廢柴 |
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Oh, excuse me. |
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打擾了 |
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Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper. |
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我們想找小喬治·庫珀 |
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One second, I'll check to see if the doctor's in. |
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稍等片刻 我去看一下醫(yī)生在不在 |
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He is not a doctor. |
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他才不是醫(yī)生 |
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There's only one doctor here and it's me. |
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在場只有一個博士[醫(yī)生] 那就是我 |
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I'm also a doctor. |
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我也是博士啊 |
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Do you want to wait in the car? |
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你想回車上等嗎 |
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I wanted to wait in California. |
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我想在加州等啊 |
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So, is this Georgie? |
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他就是小喬治嗎 |
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Yes. |
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是啊 |
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And what is he even using |
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他用那個聽診器 |
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that stethoscope to listen to? |
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是想要聽出個什么鬼啊 |
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I don't know, small leak? |
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不知道啊 微小的漏氣嗎 |
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All right, that makes sense. |
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好吧 這合理 |
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What the hell are you doing here? |
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你他媽來這里干嘛 |
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Hello, Georgie. |
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你好 小喬治 |
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It's just George now. |
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現在叫喬治就行了 |
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Fine, George. |
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好吧 喬治 |
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No, I don't like it-- Georgie. |
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不行 人家不喜歡 小喬治 |
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I see you haven't changed one bit. |
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我看你真是一點都沒變啊 |
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Thank you, that is a nice thing to say. |
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謝謝你 這話真動聽 |
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Hey, I'm Leonard. |
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你好 我是萊納德 |
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I'm here for-for no reason. |
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我來是因為.... 毫無理由 |
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What do you want, Sheldon? |
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你想怎么樣 謝爾頓 |
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Why aren't you returning my phone calls? |
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你為什么不回我的電話 |
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You're supposed to be the smart one; |
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你才應該是聰明的那個 |
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you figure it out. |
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你自己想 |
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He's not that kind of smart. |
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他不是這種聰明 |
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You might want to give him a hint. |
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你最好給他一點提示 |
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We haven't talked in over ten years, |
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我們有十多年沒說過話了 |
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and now that you need something, |
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現在你有事求我 |
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you think you can just show up at my store? |
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你以為你就可以直接跑來我店里嗎 |
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Well, let's just drop everything |
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我們把手頭事情都先放一邊 |
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to accommodate Sheldon. |
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先滿足謝爾頓吧 |
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Nice try, |
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你少來 |
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but I am not a gullible little boy anymore. |
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我不再是容易上當的小男孩了 |
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I can recognize sarcasm. |
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我現在能聽出話中帶刺 |
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Okay. You're right. |
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好吧 你說得對 |
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I'm-I'm-I'm sorry. |
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抱歉 |
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Tell me what you need. |
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告訴我你有何需要 |
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Your wish is my command. |
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您的愿望對我就是圣旨 |
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That's better, thank you. |
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這次好多了 謝謝 |
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Oh, my God. |
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天啊 |
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Yeah, I got it, too. |
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對 我也得了 |
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Wow. You really can't keep your hands off Howard, can you? |
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你真是不碰霍華德會死 是吧 |
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I know, I have a problem. |
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我知道 我有病 |
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I just wanted to make sure you and Amy didn't get it. |
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我就想確認你跟艾米沒得紅眼病 |
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Well, I didn't get it. |
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我是沒得啦 |
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You infected me a week before my wedding. |
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你在我婚禮前一周傳染給我了 |
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What am I supposed to do about this? |
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我該怎么解決這個 |
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Wear a veil? |
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戴上面紗 |
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It's not funny. |
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一點都不好笑 |
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Look at what you've done to me! |
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看看你對我做了什么 |
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Could you just, like, not touch my computer |
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你能不能 別碰我的電腦 |
0,0:08:00.34, |
or... like, anything else. I just, ugh, |
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或是其他東西 我... |
0,0:08:03.96, |
I don't want to look like that in your wedding photos. |
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我不想在你婚禮照片上留下這副丑樣兒 |
0,0:08:08.90, |
There aren't gonna be any wedding photos. |
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不會有什么婚禮照片了 |
0,0:08:10.60, |
My fiancé's a germophobe. |
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我的未婚夫有潔癖 |
0,0:08:12.10, |
If he finds out I'm contagious, |
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要是被他發(fā)現我得了傳染病 |
0,0:08:13.49, |
he'll never come back from Texas. |
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他就會永遠留在德州不回來了 |
0,0:08:15.80, |
What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead |
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如果我們告訴他 婚禮主題是《行尸走肉》 |
0,0:08:18.62, |
and this is our zombie makeup? |
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這是我們的喪尸妝怎么樣 |
0,0:08:21.94, |
That'll probably work. |
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這應該能行 |
0,0:08:22.80, |
We'll call that plan B. |
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我們先把這列為B計劃 |
0,0:08:26.47, |
Oh, well... |
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好吧 |
0,0:08:29.43, |
Turns out this is gonna come in handy after all. |
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結果這個東西還是有用武之處的啊 |
0,0:08:35.11, |
Hold up. I-I'm confused. |
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等一下 我沒聽明白 |
0,0:08:36.96, |
You didn't want me at your wedding, |
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你不想我參加你的婚禮 |
0,0:08:38.75, |
but now that Mom won't come, |
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但現在媽不愿意來 |
0,0:08:40.42, |
you want me there. |
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你就希望我參加了 |
0,0:08:42.37, |
I know you don't hear this a lot, |
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我知道你不常聽到這話 |
0,0:08:44.22, |
but that is exactly right. |
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但你說得完全正確 |
0,0:08:45.71, |
Good job. |
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干得好 |
0,0:08:48.80, |
Not helping, Sheldon. |
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這是火上澆油 謝爾頓 |
0,0:08:50.81, |
Listen here, |
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聽好了 |
0,0:08:51.96, |
you want me at your wedding, |
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你希望我參加你的婚禮 |
0,0:08:53.75, |
all you got to do is ask nicely. |
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你只需禮貌地問我就行了 |
0,0:08:58.64, |
- Georgie. - ?George. |
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小喬治-是喬治 |
0,0:09:03.36, |
I would like you at my wedding. |
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我希望你能來參加我的婚禮 |
0,0:09:07.23, |
Thank you, Sheldon. |
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謝謝你 謝爾頓 |
0,0:09:08.92, |
That is so nice to hear. |
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聽見這話真暖心 |
0,0:09:11.62, |
But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat |
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但我寧可吞掉一只懷孕的野貓 |
0,0:09:14.19, |
and crap out a litter of kittens. |
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并拉出一窩小奶貓也不去 |
0,0:09:19.63, |
It is fitting that you got into tires, |
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你做輪胎行業(yè)最適合不過了 |
0,0:09:21.99, |
because you are tiresome. |
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因為你"胎"討厭了 |
0,0:09:25.56, |
Sheldon, come on. |
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謝爾頓 過來 |
0,0:09:28.26, |
Was that too mean? |
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我說得太惡毒了嗎 |
0,0:09:29.14, |
No, not too mean, not too good either. |
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不算太惡毒 但哏也有點爛 |
0,0:09:39.03, |
No, Mother. That's not fair. |
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不 媽媽 這不公平 |
0,0:09:41.72, |
But he told... |
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但他對我說... |
0,0:09:43.49, |
Yes, ma'am. |
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是的 女士 |
0,0:09:45.39, |
But I said... |
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但我說... |
0,0:09:47.04, |
Yes, ma'am. |
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是的 女士 |
0,0:09:49.41, |
Good-bye. |
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再見 |
0,0:09:51.60, |
What'd she say? |
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她怎么說 |
0,0:09:52.85, |
She's not getting in the middle of it |
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她不會插手 |
0,0:09:54.57, |
because we "boys need to work it out ourselves." |
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因為我們"兄弟倆得自己解決問題" |
0,0:09:58.24, |
Oh, maybe it's fine if she doesn't come to the wedding. |
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她不來參加婚禮或許也沒關系 |
0,0:10:01.04, |
I've got Amy now, |
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我現在有艾米了 |
0,0:10:02.51, |
and she can do everything a mom can do and more. |
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媽媽能做的她都能做 還遠不止此 |
0,0:10:07.02, |
Say that to her on the wedding night. |
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洞房花燭夜對她說這句話 |
0,0:10:08.28, |
Really spice things up. |
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能增添情趣呢 |
0,0:10:11.10, |
This is all Georgie's fault. |
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這都是小喬治的錯 |
0,0:10:13.08, |
My whole childhood, he was mean to me. |
|
我整個童年時期他都欺負我 |
0,0:10:15.22, |
Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully. |
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辛苦了 我知道跟一個惡霸同住是什么感覺 |
0,0:10:19.08, |
Your brother bullied you? |
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你哥哥也欺負你嗎 |
0,0:10:20.54, |
Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah. |
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我說的是佩妮 不過他當然也有 |
0,0:10:23.89, |
Once, when I was eight, |
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我八歲那一次 |
0,0:10:25.27, |
I was going to dress as my favorite scientist for Halloween, |
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我準備在萬圣節(jié)扮成我最喜歡的科學家 |
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and Georgie threw my costume away. |
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小喬治竟然把我的服裝扔了 |
0,0:10:30.15, |
I had to wear a sheet and go as a ghost. |
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我不得不罩上床單 扮成鬼 |
0,0:10:33.35, |
Scared myself all night long. |
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整晚都嚇死我自己了 |
0,0:10:37.20, |
Well, look, we don't fly out until the morning. |
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我們明早才飛走 |
0,0:10:39.55, |
Why don't I try and talk to him, give it one more shot? |
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不如我去跟他談談 再試一次 |
0,0:10:43.90, |
All right. |
|
好吧 |
0,0:10:46.61, |
But if he says, "Nerd says what," |
|
但如果他說 "書呆說什么" |
0,0:10:48.16, |
- Don't answer him. - ?What? |
|
別回答他-什么 |
0,0:10:49.52, |
You are a lamb to the slaughter. |
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你猶如待宰的羔羊 |
0,0:10:55.35, |
So, how was your date? |
|
你的約會怎么樣 |
0,0:11:00.13, |
It was going well until my eye dripped in her latte. |
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本來很順利 直到我眼睛分泌物滴進她咖啡 |
0,0:11:05.74, |
We're so sorry we ruined your date. |
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很抱歉我們毀了你的約會 |
0,0:11:07.76, |
Oh, boo-hoo. |
|
真是可憐呢 |
0,0:11:10.92, |
His date got ruined. |
|
他的約會毀了 |
0,0:11:12.26, |
I'm about to get married, and look at me. |
|
我可是快結婚了 看看我 |
0,0:11:16.67, |
It looks like it's getting better. |
|
看起來有好轉了 |
0,0:11:17.90, |
Oh, does it? |
|
是嗎 |
0,0:11:18.88, |
Does it look like that with your two clear eyes? |
|
你兩只清澈明亮的眼睛看到的嗎 |
0,0:11:23.99, |
I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pink eye? |
|
不好意思 你是在氣我沒得紅眼病嗎 |
0,0:11:26.49, |
- What do you think? - Yes! |
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你說呢-沒錯 |
0,0:11:32.02, |
Uh-huh. Okay. |
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好的 |
0,0:11:33.24, |
Okay. Uh, uh, listen, I hear you. |
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好的 我聽到了 |
0,0:11:36.19, |
美國職橄球聯盟史上最成功的的球隊之一 |
|
|
0,0:11:36.19, |
I know they're pricey, but these are the Dallas Cowboys of tires, okay? |
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我知道很貴 但這些可是輪胎中的達拉斯牛仔隊 |
0,0:11:41.68, |
And we're talking the Troy Aikman Cowboys, |
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我說的可是特洛伊·艾克曼時期的牛仔隊 |
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均為牛仔隊的四分衛(wèi) |
|
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0,0:11:43.50, |
not that pretty boy Tony Romo. |
|
可不是小白臉托尼·羅莫時期 |
0,0:11:46.97, |
All right. Good call. |
|
好的 好選擇 |
0,0:11:48.90, |
You won't regret it. |
|
你不會后悔的 |
0,0:11:50.80, |
Boom! ? |
|
炸裂 |
0,0:11:51.77, |
Wow. That was impressive. Yeah. |
|
好厲害啊 |
0,0:11:53.76, |
Well, it's easy when you love your product |
|
這并不難 只要你熱愛自己的產品 |
0,0:11:56.25, |
and hate Tony Romo. |
|
以及討厭托尼·羅莫 |
0,0:11:59.33, |
Yeah, that guy's the... |
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是啊 那家伙真是... |
0,0:12:01.64, |
Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is. |
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其實我不知道他是誰 |
0,0:12:04.96, |
If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother. |
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如果你是來當謝爾頓婚禮的說客 省省吧 |
0,0:12:08.11, |
Come on. I-I know you two have your differences. |
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別這樣 我知道你倆有些[意見]不同 |
0,0:12:10.82, |
You mean pretty much everything about us? |
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你是指基本上在所有方面都不同嗎 |
0,0:12:12.80, |
Well, not everything. |
|
也不是所有方面啦 |
0,0:12:14.51, |
You're both tall, you have the same last name. |
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你們都很高 你們的姓氏都一樣 |
0,0:12:18.99, |
Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list. |
|
也許我一開始不應該說得好像能列出很多條 |
0,0:12:22.56, |
You have no idea what you are talking about. |
|
你根本不知道自己在說什么 |
0,0:12:24.89, |
Ooh, there-- that-that was very Sheldon. |
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你看 這語氣像極了謝爾頓 |
0,0:12:29.29, |
Look, I-I'm sure he was not the easiest brother to have, |
|
我很肯定他不是好相處的弟弟 |
0,0:12:33.01, |
but it wasn't easy for him either, |
|
但他也不好過 |
0,0:12:34.79, |
with you picking on him all the time. |
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因為你經常欺負他 |
0,0:12:38.48, |
Picking on him? Is that what he told you? |
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欺負他 他是這么說的嗎 |
0,0:12:41.32, |
Well, what about the time |
|
比如那一次 |
0,0:12:42.58, |
you threw away his Halloween costume? |
|
你扔掉他的萬圣節(jié)服飾呢 |
0,0:12:45.33, |
Well, yeah, 'cause he was gonna dress as some girl scientist. |
|
但那是因為他想打扮成女科學家啊 |
0,0:12:51.48, |
Madame Curie? |
|
居里夫人嗎 |
0,0:12:53.76, |
Oh, I didn't know she was a madam. |
|
我不知道她還是個鴇母[夫人]啊 |
0,0:12:58.34, |
Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress. |
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拜托 他穿那個裙子 我不揍也會有別人揍 |
0,0:13:01.21, |
Well, didn't you sit on his head |
|
你不是還在他要看 |
0,0:13:02.84, |
while he tried to watch Star Trek? |
|
《星際迷航》的時候坐他頭上了嗎 |
0,0:13:04.70, |
Well, yeah, but that was hilarious. |
|
對啊 可是那樣超好笑 |
0,0:13:08.69, |
That is pretty hilarious, yeah. |
|
的確是還挺好笑的 |
0,0:13:11.55, |
Look, I mean, I always looked out for him at school. |
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拜托 以前上學時我總罩著他 |
0,0:13:14.47, |
I drove him everywhere. |
|
我開車載他到處去 |
0,0:13:15.54, |
I apologized to people when he was rude. |
|
他失禮時我替他跟人賠不是 |
0,0:13:17.76, |
Yeah. I've done all that. |
|
這些我也全做了 |
0,0:13:20.36, |
I've also removed all the red balloons from his Lucky Charms |
|
我還幫他挑掉愛爾蘭小精靈麥片里 |
0,0:13:23.55, |
because they weren't "Irish enough." |
|
他覺得不夠"愛爾蘭"的紅色氣球狀麥片 |
0,0:13:25.82, |
All right. So you know what I'm talking about. |
|
那你應該懂我說的意思啊 |
0,0:13:27.57, |
And has he ever thanked you? |
|
那他可曾謝過你 |
0,0:13:30.35, |
Not in so many words, |
|
沒用太多言語... |
0,0:13:32.47, |
or any words. |
|
或任何言語說過 |
0,0:13:34.61, |
Would it kill him to actually say it? |
|
那讓他表達感激一下是會死嗎 |
0,0:13:38.26, |
No. No, it wouldn't kill him. |
|
不 的確不會死 |
0,0:13:44.08, |
Leonard, |
|
萊納德 |
0,0:13:46.33, |
you know how I got the money |
|
你知道我是怎么拿到錢 |
0,0:13:47.84, |
to open up my first store? |
|
來開我第一家店的嗎 |
0,0:13:51.38, |
I busted my ass for it, |
|
是我拼了老命弄來的 |
0,0:13:53.39, |
cause all the extra money that we had had to go to Sheldon |
|
因為我家多余的錢全都要給謝爾頓 |
0,0:13:55.83, |
so he could go to college and he could go study in Germany. |
|
好供他上大學和去德國讀書 |
0,0:14:00.41, |
And do you know what he's never said to me? |
|
你知道他從沒對我說過什么嗎 |
0,0:14:02.95, |
Danke schon? |
|
當顆蘚 |
0,0:14:07.13, |
It's, uh, "thank you" in German. |
|
這是"謝謝"的德語 |
0,0:14:09.48, |
Do you need me to sit on your head? |
|
需要我也坐到你腦袋上嗎 |
0,0:14:12.95, |
Nope. |
|
不用了 |
0,0:14:14.39, |
After all my sacrifices, |
|
在我犧牲了那么多之后 |
0,0:14:16.96, |
guess which kid my mom is the most proud of. |
|
你猜我媽最以哪個孩子為榮 |
0,0:14:21.93, |
If it makes you feel any better, |
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不知道這話能不能安慰到你 |
0,0:14:23.52, |
my mom's most proud of Sheldon, too, so... |
|
但我媽最引以為榮的也是謝爾頓 所以... |
0,0:14:27.63, |
Leonard, |
|
萊納德 |
0,0:14:29.44, |
you want a beer? |
|
要來瓶啤酒嗎 |
0,0:14:31.07, |
Yeah, I would love a beer. |
|
我愿意來瓶啤酒 |
0,0:14:33.19, |
There you go. |
|
給 |
0,0:14:33.94, |
- Thanks. Can you open it for me? - No, it's a twist-off. |
|
-謝謝 你能幫忙我打開嗎 -這是擰開的那種 |
0,0:14:36.16, |
I know. |
|
我知道 |
0,0:14:48.41, |
Hey! |
|
看 |
0,0:14:49.55, |
I got all the beads to the other side. |
|
我把所有珠珠都弄到另一邊了 |
0,0:14:53.71, |
It's not a puzzle, Penny. |
|
佩妮 這又不是什么謎題 |
0,0:14:57.20, |
Do you really want to be touching that? |
|
你確定你要碰那些東西嗎 |
0,0:14:58.92, |
Do you know how many sick kids...? |
|
你知道有多少生病的孩子摸... |
0,0:15:00.56, |
You know, never mind. Knock yourself out. |
|
算了沒事 你盡量玩 |
0,0:15:05.36, |
Bernadette says they're checking the kids now. |
|
伯納黛特說他們在檢查孩子了 |
0,0:15:07.43, |
You know, maybe we didn't all need to come. |
|
其實我們不用全部都來的吧 |
0,0:15:09.80, |
Hey, whatever kind of pink eye their kids have, I have, |
|
他們孩子得了哪種紅眼病 我就得了哪種 |
0,0:15:13.23, |
and I need to know. |
|
我需要知道情況 |
0,0:15:14.54, |
And if it's viral, I'm screwed. |
|
如果是病毒性的 那我慘了 |
0,0:15:16.42, |
Maybe not. You know, I know it's not traditional wedding attire, |
|
不一定 我知道這不算傳統(tǒng)婚禮服飾 |
0,0:15:19.91, |
but how about a welder's mask? |
|
但焊工面罩你覺得如何 |
0,0:15:23.52, |
If you know a welder, |
|
如果你認識焊工 |
0,0:15:24.50, |
美國婚禮習俗 婚禮需要準備四樣東西 |
|
分別是新的 舊的 借的 藍的 |
0,0:15:24.50, |
that could be your "something borrowed." |
|
那面罩可以算你"借來的東西" |
0,0:15:28.94, |
Great news! It's bacterial! |
|
好消息 是好治的細菌性 |
0,0:15:30.73, |
- Yeah! ?- Yeah. ?Yes! |
|
太好了-棒 |
0,0:15:32.32, |
- Yeah. ?- Yes. ? |
|
贊啦-耶 |
0,0:15:33.28, |
What are you doing?! Wash your hands! |
|
你們在干嘛 快去洗手 |
0,0:15:35.37, |
Oh. ?Not you. |
|
你不必了 |
0,0:15:40.31, |
Hello. Room service? |
|
你好 客房服務嗎 |
0,0:15:41.71, |
I'm calling about the club sandwich on your menu. |
|
我打來是想說一下你們的總匯三明治 |
0,0:15:45.87, |
No, I-I don't want one. |
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不 我沒有要點 |
0,0:15:47.44, |
I just want you to spell it correctly. |
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我只是想糾正你們的錯字 |
0,0:15:51.15, |
Unless the "Club" is the Poor Typing Club. |
|
除非你們的"總會"是指總會寫錯字 |
0,0:15:55.19, |
Okay. |
|
好 |
0,0:15:55.85, |
Now let's discuss this 15% "gratooty"? |
|
現在來說你們的15%小"廢" |
0,0:16:02.53, |
Yeah-- well, that was rude. |
|
對... 你這樣也太沒禮貌了 |
0,0:16:05.62, |
Someone just lost their gratooty. |
|
某人要得不到小"廢"了 |
0,0:16:10.26, |
Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother. |
|
謝爾頓 你得跟你哥哥道歉 |
0,0:16:13.41, |
I'm sorry? ? |
|
你說什么[抱歉] |
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Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way. |
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是的 就是這樣 但面向那里語氣好點 |
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I have nothing to apologize for. |
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我沒有什么好對他道歉的 |
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I told you this was a bad idea. |
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我就跟你說這是爛主意 |
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Sometimes you can't patch a tire. |
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有些輪胎是補不了的 |
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You just got to buy a new one. |
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你只能買新的換 |
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Actually, that's always the case. |
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其實永遠都是這樣 |
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Never patch, buy new. |
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永遠別補 汰舊換新 |
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While I appreciate your folksy tire wisdom, |
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雖然我挺欣賞你的民間輪胎箴言 |
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I don't appreciate what you're putting Mom through. |
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但我并不欣賞你讓媽遭受的事 |
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What would you know about what Mom's been through? |
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媽遭受什么你知道個鬼啊 |
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You were never home. |
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你一直都不在家 |
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Yeah, this is good. |
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這樣挺好的 |
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Get it all out. ? |
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把不滿都說出來 |
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- Not now! ?- Shut up! |
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不是時候-閉嘴 |
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You went away to college after Dad died. |
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爸去世后你就去上了大學 |
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Who do you think took care of everything? |
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你覺得是誰負責照顧了家里 |
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Mom did. Mom always took care of everything. |
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媽媽啊 媽總是照顧好了一切 |
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Mom was a mess, Missy was a dumb teenager. |
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媽媽當時魂不守舍 米希是個中二少女 |
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I had to look after both of 'em. |
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只能我來一肩挑起照顧她們的責任 |
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I talked to Mom all the time. |
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我整天都有跟媽打電話啊 |
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If she was upset, she would have told me. |
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她如果不開心會告訴我的吧 |
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She was protecting you, you idiot, |
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她是在保護你 你個白癡 |
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just like everyone always does. |
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你生活中我們所有人都這樣 |
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If things were bad, |
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如果情況那么糟糕 |
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then why didn't you tell me? |
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那你為什么不告訴我 |
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Because I was protecting you, too. |
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因為我也在保護你啊 |
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You're my baby brother, Sheldon. |
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謝爾頓 你是我的弟弟 |
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I know life has been hard for you, |
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我知道你從小就過得辛苦 |
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but that don't mean it's been easy for the rest of us. |
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但這并不代表我們其他人就一帆風順啊 |
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I suppose I didn't think about how it was for everyone else. |
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我好像是沒有想過其他人的感受 |
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No, that's all right. |
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算了 沒事 |
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I know you didn't. |
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我知道你沒想過 |
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I'm sorry. |
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對不起 |
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Thank you. |
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謝謝 |
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And it would mean a lot to me |
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如果我的大哥能出席我婚禮 |
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to have my big brother at my wedding. |
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那將對我意義非常重大 |
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I wouldn't miss it. |
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我不會錯過 |
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Is it me, or did we just patch a tire? |
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是我錯覺 還是我們剛補好了一個輪胎 |
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He said, "never patch." do you even listen? |
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他說了"永遠別補" 你不聽人說話的嗎 |
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Hey, how's it going? |
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情況怎么樣啦 |
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Really good. |
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非常好 |
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Georgie's going to come to the wedding. |
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小喬治會來參加我們的婚禮 |
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Oh, that's great! |
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那太好了 |
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Why aren't you looking at the camera? |
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你為什么不看鏡頭 |
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Oh, you know, I'm just working on my peripheral vision. |
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我是在鍛煉我的周邊視覺 |
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Well, that is nonsense. |
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你在說什么胡話 |
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Your peripheral vision is fine. |
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你的周邊視覺好得很 |
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Are those women's magazines making you feel bad |
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是不是那些女性雜志又讓你覺得 |
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about yourself again? |
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自己這里不好那里不好了 |
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Yup, that is what's happening. |
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是的 正是這個情況 |
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I have told you before, those women are airbrushed |
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這話我跟你說過了 雜志上的女人全都靠修圖 |
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to make it look like they have good vision. |
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這次也是修了好看起來像有好視力 |
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Hey, I-I was thinking, |
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話說我想到 |
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now that you and your brother made up, |
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現在你跟你大哥和好了 |
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there's no reason to rush home. |
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你也不用著急回家啊 |
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Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh... |
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或許你跟萊納德可以多待... |
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two to three more fun-filled days there. |
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兩到三個充滿歡樂的日子后再回來啊 |
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That's a great idea! |
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真是個好主意啊 |
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Hey, Leonard, good news. |
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萊納德 有好消息 |
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We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad! |
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我們現在有時間去參觀美國鐵路博物館了 |
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I'd say no, but what's the point? |
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我想拒絕 但說了又有何用 |
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Ooh. You might not want to get too close. |
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你最好別太接近我 |
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Pink eye. |
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紅眼病 |
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Me, too! |
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我也是 |
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- Bacterial? - ?Yeah. |
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細菌性的嗎-是的 |
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Same! ? |
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一樣 |
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I-I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... |
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我知道這話聽起來可能很瘋狂 但... |
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would you be interested in going to a wedding with me? |
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你會有興趣跟我一起去參加個婚禮嗎 |