再有人說你胖，你就這么回擊Ta!

1. Eat your rice?

吃你家大米了?　　

2. Fat is temporary caloric imbalance, but ugly is a permanent genetic malfunction.

胖只是暫時的，而丑卻是一輩子的。

3. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couln't store all this personality.

因為太較小的身軀容不下我強大的人格魅力。

4. That would hurt me if I actually cared about your opinion.

如果我真的那么在乎你的看法，我早就氣死了。

5. Decades later still have to jump public square dancing.

幾十年后還是要一起跳廣場舞。

6. If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead. Glad I could help!

如果我的肥胖能讓你的悲慘生活好過一點，那我很樂意幫忙!

7. Dog's favourite food is bone.

喜歡骨頭的，是狗。

8. No way, I have the money I will eat.

沒辦法,有錢就是舍得吃。

Vocabulary：

caloric [k?'l?r?k]：熱量的

malfunction：故障，不起作用

pathetic：可憐的，悲哀的