【語音版】你有沒有想放假想瘋過？

Two factory workers are talking.

兩個工人在聊天。

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

女人說，“我有法子讓老板給我放天假。”

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

男人問，“什么辦法?”

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

女人說，“你就等著瞧吧。”然后，她就倒懸著。

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

老板過來了，問：“你在干什么?”

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

女人回答說，“我是燈泡。”

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

然后老板說，“你工作太久，都不清醒了。我想你該放天假休息休息了。”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

男人就跟著女人也要走，老板問，“你去哪兒啊?”

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

男人答，“我也回家。我沒法兒在黑暗中工作。”