【語音版】老師，你太機智了！

老師走進教室，看到兩個男孩在爭論些什么。

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

老師問，“你們在吵什么?”

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

一個男孩說，“我們撿到10美元，誰說的謊最大，錢就歸誰。”

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

“你們的臉皮可真厚，”老師說，“我像你們這么大的時候，都不知道說謊這回事。”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

孩子們就把錢給老師了。