英文笑話：碰哪兒，哪兒疼

Pain Everywhere

哪里都痛

A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

一個(gè)人跑到醫(yī)生那里，說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，我碰哪兒，哪兒疼。”

The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

醫(yī)生問(wèn)，“什么意思?”

The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."

那個(gè)人說(shuō)：“我摸我的肩膀的時(shí)候，真的很疼。摸膝蓋的時(shí)候——哎呀!摸我的前額，真的是鉆心的疼。”

The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道是什么問(wèn)題了——你的手指受傷了。”