聽美劇學英語- 破產姐妹第一季 第166期:卡洛琳的生日要到了?

Max, can you watch my tables while I run to the restroom?

麥克斯，我去個廁所，你幫我盯一下

I already am. I've been watching model girl pretend she's eating for 30 minutes.

早就在盯了。我盯著那個假裝吃東西的小模特30分鐘了

Oh, she's nice. She always tips on what she would've eaten.

她人很好呢。不管吃不吃，該給小費不會少

Guess what, everyone? I have a secret.

大家快來猜猜看。我有一個小秘密

You're a woman trapped in a man's body? No.

你是女兒心，男兒身嗎?不是

You're a man trapped in a woman's body?

你是男兒心，女兒身嗎

You're a little boy trapped in a little girl's body?

你是男童心，女童身嗎

I am a man in a man's body.

我是男兒心，在男兒身里

We're not talking about your night life.

我們對你在男人身里還是身下沒興趣

I have discovered something when going over the employee applications.

我在翻查員工簡歷時發(fā)現(xiàn)了件事。

Okay, perhaps I never worked at the Waldorf Astoria,

好吧，其實我沒在華道夫·阿斯多里亞酒店工作過

but I did work with this guy, Waldorf, in Astoria.

但我的確跟華道夫，在阿斯多里亞市工作過

It's not you. Tomorrow is Caroline's birthday.

跟你無關。明天是卡洛琳的生日

Why wouldn't I know that? She tells me everything about her life.

為什么我會不知道?她什么雞毛蒜皮的破事都告訴我

I know so much about her cycle, I'm feeling pressure to impregnate her.

我就是太了解她的生理周期，以至于不搞大她肚子，我感覺好罪過

I can do that for you.

我可以代勞喲

It's weird. Why wouldn't she want to celebrate her birthday? She celebrates everything.

太奇怪了。她怎么會不想慶祝生日呢?她什么屁事都要慶祝一下

Heads up, everybody. I just refilled the paper towels. Who's a team player? What, what?

給大伙通報一下，我剛把廁紙補上了哦。誰最有團隊精神，是我，是我

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