| 00:01.84, |
Did you see it? |
你看到了嗎 |
| 00:03.11, |
Does she know? |
她知道嗎 |
| 00:04.42, |
This is the last thing she needs today. |
千萬(wàn)別讓她知道了 |
| 00:07.02, |
No! |
別看 |
| 00:08.52, |
Busy day at the Dunphy compound. |
今天鄧菲家可忙了 |
| 00:09.65, |
We have a wedding tonight, |
晚上要參加婚禮 |
| 00:10.81, |
and this afternoon, Claire is debating Duane Bailey |
下午克萊爾要和杜恩·貝利辯論 |
| 00:12.82, |
in the race for town council. |
競(jìng)選鎮(zhèn)議員 |
| 00:14.25, |
And now the "Weekly Saver" says |
而現(xiàn)在 《每周救星》報(bào)上說(shuō) |
| 00:17.01, |
that some voters find Claire-- quote-- |
一些選民認(rèn)為克萊爾 |
| 00:19.36, |
Angry and unlikable. |
脾氣暴躁 討人嫌 |
| 00:21.98, |
To those voters, I say, |
我想對(duì)這些選民說(shuō) |
| 00:23.65, |
Wait till she sees this. |
等她發(fā)現(xiàn)了 再讓你們見(jiàn)識(shí)真正的暴躁 |
| 00:25.48, |
No one can mention it to her. |
千萬(wàn)別告訴她 |
| 00:28.21, |
We can't have some unscientific poll |
不能讓這些無(wú)厘頭的民意調(diào)查 |
| 00:30.15, |
shaking Claire's confidence. |
打擊克萊爾的信心 |
| 00:31.79, |
Phil... |
菲爾 |
| 00:33.19, |
- What poll? -Too late. She knows. |
什么民調(diào)-完了 她知道了 |
| 00:35.59, |
Who told her? |
誰(shuí)告訴她的 |
| 00:36.82, |
- What is this, a witch hunt? - Oh, my god. |
-干嘛 要搞政治迫害嗎 -我的天啊 |
| 00:40.49, |
I have to go. |
我得掛了 |
| 00:42.26, |
Well, I just don't think it's a big deal. |
我覺(jué)得這沒(méi)啥大不了的 |
| 00:44.18, |
I mean, how many people read the "Weekly..." |
沒(méi)多少人會(huì)讀這《每周...》叫啥來(lái)著 |
| 00:46.11, |
- "Saver"? -"Saver," anyway? |
《救星》-《救星》 隨便吧 |
| 00:48.14, |
22,000... ish. |
22000左右吧 |
| 00:51.34, |
My company adver-- |
我們公司 |
| 00:52.88, |
used to advertise with that newspaper. |
曾經(jīng)在這報(bào)紙上登過(guò)廣告 |
| 00:56.09, |
And how am I angry and unlikable? |
我怎么就脾氣暴躁兼討人嫌了 |
| 00:58.31, |
Can I take this one? |
我能回答這個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎 |
| 00:59.38, |
I wouldn't. |
勸你別 |
| 01:00.38, |
You seem angry now. |
你現(xiàn)在就很暴躁 |
| 01:01.55, |
I am angry, at that poll. |
是這民意調(diào)查惹的 |
| 01:03.18, |
I think it's the yelling. I would tone down the yelling. |
我覺(jué)得是因?yàn)槟愦蠛鸫蠼?說(shuō)話得溫柔點(diǎn)兒 |
| 01:05.55, |
Honey, I don't yell for no reason. |
寶貝 我不會(huì)無(wú)緣無(wú)故大吼 |
| 01:07.59, |
You yelled at my teacher for calling me "special." |
老師說(shuō)我"與眾不同" 你就沖她吼 |
| 01:10.12, |
Honey, that was not a compliment. |
寶貝 她那不是夸你 |
| 01:12.16, |
- Sweetheart, you're not unlikable. - Thank you. |
-親 你不討人嫌 -謝謝 |
| 01:15.26, |
You just seem unlikable. |
你只是看起來(lái)討人嫌 |
| 01:16.79, |
But if we work on it, it's totally fixable. |
但如果我們努把力 問(wèn)題就能解決 |
| 01:18.81, |
How? How, Phil? How are we gonna "Work on it"? |
怎么解決 菲爾 我們?cè)趺?quot;努把力" |
| 01:21.13, |
First of all, lose the snippy attitude. |
首先 收收你這脾氣 |
| 01:23.51, |
And I don't know--maybe we could have a mock debate. |
然后 要不我們來(lái)個(gè)模擬辯論吧 |
| 01:25.29, |
Oh. Good idea. |
好主意 |
| 01:26.28, |
That way, mom can rehearse her views on the issues. |
這樣一來(lái) 媽就可以演練一下發(fā)表政見(jiàn)了 |
| 01:28.27, |
Yeah, and we can point out all the little things |
是啊 而且我們可以幫她指出 |
| 01:29.40, |
she does that turn people off. |
不討選民喜歡的小細(xì)節(jié) |
| 01:31.63, |
Like that look. I would lose that look. |
比如這副表情 你得改改 |
| 01:36.75, |
Spooky, but better. |
看得我發(fā)毛 不過(guò)好多了 |
| 01:51.26, |
All right. Thank you very much. |
好的 非常感謝 |
| 01:53.47, |
Hey, Lily! Come here, honey! |
嘿 莉莉 快過(guò)來(lái) 寶貝 |
| 01:56.11, |
Hi! Do you know what this is? |
嗨 你知道這是什么嗎 |
| 01:58.61, |
A box. |
是盒子 |
| 01:59.60, |
- Containing? -She doesn't know "containing." |
-裹著什么 -她不懂"裹著"這個(gè)詞 |
| 02:01.90, |
Well, that's how she learns new words, by us using them. |
就得這樣教她新詞匯 言傳身教 |
| 02:04.10, |
Or, that's how we lower her self-esteem, |
你整天灌輸一些超難詞匯 |
| 02:05.67, |
by bombarding her with confusing vocabulary. |
也可能打擊她的自尊啊 |
| 02:08.04, |
What's the box containing? |
盒子里裹著什么 |
| 02:10.11, |
Told you. |
說(shuō)了吧 |
| 02:11.08, |
Okay. It's your dress. |
好吧 是你的裙子 |
| 02:12.48, |
It's finally here! |
終于送到了 |
| 02:15.08, |
It's every little girl's dream |
每個(gè)小女孩都?jí)粝胫?/span> |
| 02:16.62, |
to be a flower girl in a wedding. |
成為婚禮上的花童 |
| 02:18.52, |
It's Lily's chance to shine. |
這是莉莉大放異彩的機(jī)會(huì) |
| 02:19.96, |
I was a 3-time ring bearer. |
我做過(guò)三次捧戒指的戒童 |
| 02:22.27, |
It's lily's chance to shine. |
這是莉莉大放異彩的機(jī)會(huì) |
| 02:27.90, |
Pretty! |
真漂亮 |
| 02:29.02, |
Oh, no, Cam-- |
哦不 小卡 |
| 02:30.22, |
Cam, she's gonna look like little bo peep. |
小卡 穿這身她會(huì)像牧羊女小波波 |
| 02:32.38, |
Or little bo cheap. |
或是牧羊女窮波波 |
| 02:34.03, |
Look at this fabric. It's already pilling. |
看這料子 都已經(jīng)起毛球了 |
| 02:36.12, |
Maybe it look better on? |
穿上身可能會(huì)好看點(diǎn)兒 |
| 02:37.50, |
You mean turned on? |
你是說(shuō)把燈開(kāi)上嗎 |
| 02:39.55, |
No, it does not--Cam! |
不 不行 小卡啊 |
| 02:42.52, |
I love it! |
我喜歡 |
| 02:43.18, |
No, you don't. |
不 不喜歡 |
| 02:44.48, |
Oh, my gosh. Are we really gonna let her wear this? |
我的天 我們真的要給她穿這個(gè)嗎 |
| 02:46.53, |
You know what? If the bride wants to have a tacky wedding, |
如果新娘想來(lái)場(chǎng)俗氣婚禮 |
| 02:48.70, |
She can have a tacky wedding. |
就讓她俗氣去吧 |
| 02:49.91, |
- Lily will be the bright spot. - Literally. |
-咱家莉莉就成"亮"點(diǎn)了 -夠"亮"的 |
| 02:51.49, |
Heard it as soon as I said it. |
說(shuō)出來(lái)就后悔了 |
| 02:54.18, |
Stella! |
斯黛拉 |
| 02:57.20, |
Where's my good girl? |
我的小乖乖呢 |
| 03:01.22, |
Gloria, is stella up there? |
歌洛莉亞 斯黛拉在樓上嗎 |
| 03:02.79, |
No. But I am. |
不在 但我在 |
| 03:05.43, |
Why don't you say "hello" your wife when you come home? |
你回家怎么不跟自己老婆打招呼呢 |
| 03:08.13, |
Well, why don't you greet me at the door, wagging your tail? |
那你怎么不在門(mén)口搖著尾巴迎接我呢 |
| 03:10.70, |
Stella, honey! Where are you? |
斯黛拉 寶貝 你在哪兒 |
| 03:13.75, |
Stella! |
斯黛拉 |
| 03:16.38, |
My baby! |
我的寶貝啊 |
| 03:18.32, |
Stella, I'm coming! I'm coming! |
斯黛拉 我來(lái)啦 我來(lái)啦 |
| 03:26.21, |
You okay? You okay? |
你沒(méi)事吧 沒(méi)事吧 |
| 03:29.06, |
Why are you swimming in your clothes? |
你怎么穿著衣服游泳啊 |
| 03:31.02, |
Because I'm self-conscious about my body. |
身材太差 不好意思穿泳褲出來(lái)秀 |
| 03:33.21, |
Stella fell in the pool. |
斯黛拉掉進(jìn)池子里了 |
| 03:34.48, |
It's my fault. I let her out, |
都是我不好 我放她出來(lái) |
| 03:36.55, |
and then I got caught up in my couponing. |
然后我忙著弄優(yōu)惠券 走不開(kāi) |
| 03:38.71, |
Any coupons for swim lessons? |
有游泳課的優(yōu)惠券嗎 |
| 03:40.38, |
Cause Stella needs some. |
斯黛拉得學(xué)學(xué) |
| 03:41.98, |
Seriously? Manny you teach to swim |
有沒(méi)搞錯(cuò)啊 你教曼尼學(xué)游泳 |
| 03:43.92, |
by throwing him in the pool, |
就是把他扔水里自己撲騰 |
| 03:45.02, |
but the dog gets swimming lessons? |
卻讓狗去參加游泳班 |
| 03:47.66, |
I gotta say, it was unpleasant but effective. |
我得說(shuō) 那么學(xué)雖然痛苦 但很有效 |
| 03:50.13, |
We have to teach Stella how to swim. |
我們必須教會(huì)斯黛拉游泳 |
| 03:51.66, |
Otherwise, she could drown. |
不然 她會(huì)淹死的 |
| 03:52.83, |
Why don't you teach her not to jump in the pool? |
你為啥不教她別往池子里跳呢 |
| 03:55.03, |
She didn't jump in the pool. She fell in the pool. |
她不是跳下去的 她是掉下去的 |
| 03:57.16, |
Why, suddenly, would she jump in the pool |
如果她不會(huì)游泳 |
| 03:58.95, |
when she doesn't know how to swim? |
怎么會(huì)突然跳進(jìn)池子呢 |
| 04:00.07, |
Why does she bark at the vacuum? |
那她為什么沖著吸塵器叫呢 |
| 04:02.13, |
It's a thing. It is never going to play with you. |
吸塵器是個(gè)東西 永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)跟你玩的 |
| 04:05.27, |
Are you saying that Stella is stupid? |
你是說(shuō)斯黛拉蠢嗎 |
| 04:07.44, |
Are you covering her ears? |
你這是捂著她耳朵嗎 |
| 04:08.94, |
Let's have a little compassion. |
有點(diǎn)兒同情心好吧 |
| 04:10.44, |
She's probably still traumatized from her near-death experience. |
她剛死里逃生 還心有余悸呢 |
| 04:14.19, |
Again? What's happening?! |
又來(lái)了 搞什么啊 |
| 04:16.15, |
Ay, no! |
別 |
| 04:18.25, |
Welcome, candidates. Mrs. Dunphy... |
歡迎兩位候選人 鄧菲太太 |
| 04:20.55, |
Thank you for having me. |
感謝給我這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì) |
| 04:21.95, |
And councilman Bailey. |
還有貝利議員 |
| 04:22.99, |
Gosh, thank you so much, Alex. |
謝謝你 艾麗克斯 |
| 04:24.19, |
I'm deeply honored to be here, |
很榮幸能站在這里 |
| 04:25.60, |
and I remain, as ever, a humble servant |
我將一如既往地為人民服務(wù) |
| 04:28.15, |
to the greatest little town |
為我們最偉大的小鎮(zhèn) |
| 04:29.88, |
in the greatest darn-- |
在這最棒的 |
| 04:31.49, |
Eye-rolling. |
翻白眼 |
| 04:33.30, |
Playful eye rolling. |
我翻著玩兒的 |
| 04:34.61, |
How do we, as voters, know it's playful? I would avoid it. |
我們選民哪會(huì)知道你是玩兒 我覺(jué)得這不好 |
| 04:37.74, |
Okay. No eye rolling. |
好 不翻白眼 |
| 04:40.42, |
And don't purse your lips like that. |
而且別這么抿嘴 |
| 04:41.65, |
It makes you look annoyed. |
看起來(lái)像生氣了 |
| 04:44.69, |
And don't touch your face. |
而且別摸臉 |
| 04:45.62, |
Yeah, no face touching. Seems nervous. |
是啊 別摸臉 這樣顯得緊張 |
| 04:47.69, |
Some of this is subjective. |
你們這太主觀了 |
| 04:50.96, |
- What? What now? - Anger. |
又怎么了-你發(fā)脾氣了 |
| 04:52.37, |
It looks like you're scolding us. |
你似乎在指責(zé)我們 |
| 04:54.46, |
I will keep my hands at my sides. |
那我這么叉著腰吧 |
| 04:56.10, |
Not on your hips. You're not superman. |
別叉屁股上 你不是超人 |
| 04:58.47, |
Can we get started? |
我們能開(kāi)始了嗎 |
| 04:59.40, |
We haven't started? |
我們還沒(méi)開(kāi)始嗎 |
| 05:00.54, |
I've prepared some questions. |
我準(zhǔn)備了些問(wèn)題 |
| 05:01.91, |
Oh, goody! Actual questions. |
哦 太好了 還真有問(wèn)題 |
| 05:03.28, |
- Honk. Sarcasm. - Just go. |
-喇叭警告 諷刺 -趕緊提問(wèn)吧 |
| 05:05.94, |
Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, |
好吧 鄧菲夫人 |
| 05:07.18, |
why are you running for local office? |
您為什么要競(jìng)選鎮(zhèn)議員呢 |
| 05:09.75, |
Okay, that's, um, that's good. |
好吧 那個(gè) 問(wèn)得很好 |
| 05:11.15, |
I... um, I-- |
我 那個(gè) 我 |
| 05:13.82, |
Mom, you really shouldn't stutter |
老媽 你應(yīng)該把這些基本問(wèn)題 |
| 05:15.09, |
over a basic question like that. |
準(zhǔn)備得滾瓜爛熟才行 |
| 05:16.52, |
You should at least know why you're running. |
至少你得搞清自己競(jìng)選的理由 |
| 05:18.62, |
I thought the moderator was supposed to be objective. |
主持人不是應(yīng)該持中立態(tài)度嗎 |
| 05:20.77, |
Not if she's the only one in the room |
誰(shuí)讓我是這里唯一 |
| 05:22.04, |
who has actual debate experience. |
有過(guò)辯論經(jīng)驗(yàn)的人 |
| 05:23.95, |
Now why are you running? |
再問(wèn)一次 為什么參選 |
| 05:25.87, |
I saw the need for a stop sign in-- |
我發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)社區(qū)需要一個(gè)停車(chē)路標(biāo) |
| 05:27.76, |
Liar! |
騙子 |
| 05:28.46, |
Phil! |
菲爾 |
| 05:29.31, |
I-I just think you should be ready for anything. |
我覺(jué)得你要準(zhǔn)備好應(yīng)付各種突發(fā)狀況 |
| 05:32.71, |
I saw the need for a s-- |
我發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)社區(qū)需要一個(gè) |
| 05:33.97, |
What? |
怎么了 |
| 05:34.97, |
Sorry. Accidental buzz. |
不好意思 手滑了一下 |
| 05:36.94, |
I saw the need for a stop sign in my neighborhood, |
我發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)社區(qū)需要一個(gè)停車(chē)路標(biāo) |
| 05:38.65, |
and although I collected the necessary signatures |
但即使我收集了必須的區(qū)民簽名支持 |
| 05:40.50, |
and did the paperwork, I found local government |
并備齊了文件材料 我發(fā)現(xiàn)鎮(zhèn)政府 |
| 05:42.85, |
to be entirely unhelpful-- |
依然無(wú)視此事 |
| 05:44.52, |
- When--what? - Too long. I'm bored. |
-當(dāng)我 又怎么了 -句子太長(zhǎng) 讓我覺(jué)得無(wú)聊 |
| 05:46.35, |
Yeah, next question. I feel like I'm in school. |
對(duì) 下個(gè)問(wèn)題吧 感覺(jué)跟上課似的 |
| 05:50.02, |
Some say the political system is bogged down |
有人認(rèn)為 我們的政治體制 |
| 05:52.20, |
by ideological hard-liners |
就是被一些思想強(qiáng)硬派的 |
| 05:54.08, |
unwilling to compromise. |
不妥協(xié)政策給拖了后腿 |
| 05:55.88, |
How would you respond to that, councilman Bailey? |
貝利議員 您如何回應(yīng)這種說(shuō)法 |
| 05:59.31, |
I would like to use my lifeline. |
我得求救了 |
| 06:03.01, |
I'll take this. |
我來(lái)回答 |
| 06:04.14, |
If elected, I would consider all perspectives, |
如果我當(dāng)選 我會(huì)尊重各方觀點(diǎn) |
| 06:06.95, |
and I would not ignore opposing viewpoints. |
而且絕不會(huì)無(wú)視反對(duì)意見(jiàn) |
| 06:11.01, |
Helicopter. Just keep going. |
救援直升機(jī)來(lái)了 你繼續(xù) |
| 06:12.55, |
I would consider all perspectives, |
我會(huì)尊重各方觀點(diǎn) |
| 06:14.55, |
- and I wouldn't ignore opposing-- - You suck! |
而且絕不會(huì)無(wú)視反對(duì)-下去吧 |
| 06:16.35, |
Luke! |
盧克 |
| 06:17.10, |
You have to be ready for hecklers. |
你得準(zhǔn)備好應(yīng)付起哄者 |
| 06:18.52, |
He's right. |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) |
| 06:20.05, |
Okay. I'm doing over. No buzzing. |
好的 從頭再來(lái) 不準(zhǔn)打斷 |
| 06:22.47, |
If elected, I-- |
如果我當(dāng)選 我 |
| 06:24.92, |
#NAME? |
又怎么了-離麥克風(fēng)太近了 |
| 06:26.62, |
Phil, it's a hairbrush. |
菲爾 這是個(gè)梳子 |
| 06:28.19, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 06:30.96, |
If elected, I would consider all opinions |
如果我當(dāng)選 我會(huì)尊重各方觀點(diǎn) |
| 06:34.36, |
and not ignore those of the opposition, |
而且絕不會(huì)無(wú)視反對(duì)意見(jiàn) |
| 06:36.50, |
as councilman Bailey has done for six terms. |
絕不會(huì)步貝利議員六屆任期施政的后塵 |
| 06:40.20, |
What? That was a great answer. |
又怎么了 我回答得多棒 |
| 06:41.90, |
Well, I couldn't hear it |
好吧 我聽(tīng)不下去了 |
| 06:43.10, |
because you were showing me the bad side of your face. |
因?yàn)槟惆巡缓每吹陌脒吥樏嫦蛄擞^眾 |
| 06:45.91, |
I have a bad side? |
我有半邊臉不好看嗎 |
| 06:47.22, |
- Yeah, the left. - No. It's the right. |
-對(duì) 左半邊 -不對(duì) 是右半邊 |
| 06:49.01, |
Uh, dad, it's totally the left. I mean, look at it. |
老爸 絕對(duì)是左半邊好吧 你自己看看 |
| 06:51.04, |
Sweetheart, why do you think I chose my side of the bed? |
寶貝 我選擇睡左邊是有道理的 |
| 06:52.91, |
Okay! Okay. Thank you. |
好吧 謝謝你們了 |
| 06:54.54, |
Thank you, family. This has been super-duper helpful. |
謝謝我親愛(ài)的家人們 你們真是幫了我一個(gè)"大忙" |
| 06:57.22, |
Hands, lips, sarcasm, eye-rolling, |
手勢(shì) 嘴唇 諷刺 翻白眼 |
| 06:59.35, |
wrong side of the face. |
不好看的半邊臉 |
| 07:00.36, |
Oh, yeah. Now I see it. |
哦對(duì) 我發(fā)現(xiàn)了 |
| 07:02.90, |
Yep. |
就是左邊 |
| 07:06.57, |
She's ready. |
她準(zhǔn)備好了 |
| 07:08.70, |
And it's this, |
像這樣 |
| 07:11.07, |
and it's this. |
像這樣 |
| 07:13.04, |
Not this, |
不是這樣 |
| 07:14.98, |
but this. |
是這樣 |
| 07:16.75, |
- Okay. Okay, that's good, Cam. -And this. |
-好了 夠了小卡 -還有這樣 |
| 07:18.15, |
Save--let's save some petals for Lily, all right? |
留點(diǎn) 留點(diǎn)花瓣給女兒吧 |
| 07:20.48, |
Okay. Let's do it over here, sweetheart. |
好 乖女兒過(guò)來(lái) |
| 07:21.88, |
- Right over here. - Okay. |
到這邊來(lái)-好的 |
| 07:23.12, |
There you go. Oh, like you're coming down the aisle! |
對(duì)了 就像你走向婚禮的圣壇 |
| 07:26.96, |
Not too many at once. That's good. |
一次別灑太多 不錯(cuò) |
| 07:28.39, |
Okay. You're doing great, Lil. |
很好 你做得很好 乖女兒 |
| 07:29.33, |
Oh, she is, isn't she? |
噢 她太棒了 |
| 07:30.73, |
Forget the bride. All the eyes are gonna be on her. |
誰(shuí)看新娘啊 咱閨女才是矚目的焦點(diǎn) |
| 07:45.50, |
I cannot believe you laughed! |
我不敢相信你居然笑出來(lái)了 |
| 07:47.24, |
I am sorry. But you know I have two weaknesses-- |
抱歉 但你知道我有兩個(gè)軟肋笑點(diǎn) |
| 07:49.78, |
children cursing and old people rapping. |
小孩爆粗口 老人唱饒舌 |
| 07:52.02, |
Cam, we have to tell her it's a bad word. |
小卡 我們得告訴她那詞不好 |
| 07:53.82, |
No. That just gives it more power. |
不行 那樣只會(huì)讓她覺(jué)得那詞很勁爆 |
| 07:55.82, |
The less we make of it, the better. |
我們?cè)讲惶崞疬@事越好 |
| 07:57.82, |
Let's just pretend like it never happened. |
我們就裝作什么都沒(méi)發(fā)生 |
| 07:59.42, |
Okay. Yeah, maybe it-- maybe it didn't. |
好吧 或許 或許什么都沒(méi)發(fā)生 |
| 08:01.09, |
Maybe we--maybe we misheard. |
或許是我們聽(tīng)錯(cuò)了 |
| 08:02.89, |
Yeah. Maybe she said "Truck." |
對(duì) 或許她說(shuō)的是"卡" |
| 08:05.23, |
Or--or "Duck." |
或者"擦" |
| 08:06.60, |
Or "Luck." She could have said "Yuck." |
或者"菜" 她有可能說(shuō)的是"草" |
| 08:09.40, |
Daddy, can I have some ice cream? |
爸爸 我能吃冰淇淋嗎 |
| 08:11.17, |
No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit. |
不 寶貝兒 如果你餓了 可以吃點(diǎn)水果 |
| 08:13.67, |
Fruit? . |
水果 |
| 08:17.87, |
I have two children. |
我有倆孩子要教育啊 |
| 08:27.26, |
Phil? Phil, is this televised? |
菲爾 這是要上電視嗎 |
| 08:29.63, |
I didn't tell you because I didn't want to make you nervous. |
我沒(méi)告訴你是不想讓你緊張 |
| 08:31.83, |
Great plan. Really good plan. |
好主意 真是個(gè)好主意啊 |
| 08:33.56, |
Throw me for a curveball at the last minute. |
最后時(shí)刻 給我來(lái)個(gè)措手不及 |
| 08:35.06, |
Mom, chill. It's just public access. |
別緊張媽 只是公共頻道 |
| 08:36.80, |
My debate team's on public access, |
我們的辯論賽也上公共頻道 |
| 08:38.57, |
and the only people who watch me are you guys. |
只有你們才會(huì)看而已 |
| 08:40.74, |
Yep. All the time. |
對(duì) 每次都看 |
| 08:41.97, |
So maybe nobody will see this? |
所以或許沒(méi)人會(huì)看這個(gè) |
| 08:43.50, |
No. We want people to see this. |
不 我們想讓大家看到這個(gè) |
| 08:45.30, |
That's how you win elections. That's the whole point. |
這樣你才能當(dāng)選 被人熟知才是關(guān)鍵 |
| 08:48.08, |
Then mom should do something so crazy and stupid. |
那老媽?xiě)?yīng)該做些瘋狂愚蠢的事 |
| 08:50.69, |
- It goes viral. - Mom, please don't go viral. |
可以做網(wǎng)絡(luò)紅人-媽 千萬(wàn)別做網(wǎng)絡(luò)紅人 |
| 08:53.03, |
Okay. I'll add that to my list of things not to do-- |
好的 我會(huì)把這個(gè)加進(jìn)嚴(yán)禁事宜中 |
| 08:55.20, |
Don't touch my face, don't roll my eyes, |
別碰臉 別翻白眼 |
| 08:57.73, |
don't point my fingers, |
別"指"點(diǎn)江山 |
| 08:59.10, |
and definitely don't go viral. |
還有絕對(duì)不做網(wǎng)絡(luò)紅人 |
| 09:00.70, |
Do any of you still believe in me? |
你們還有誰(shuí)對(duì)我有點(diǎn)信心的 |
| 09:02.45, |
Of course we do. We're on your side. |
我們當(dāng)然相信你 我們站在你這邊 |
| 09:04.44, |
The right side. |
是右半邊 |
| 09:05.95, |
Not the left. |
不是左邊 |
| 09:07.01, |
Let's grab a seat. |
我們?nèi)フ覀€(gè)座位 |
| 09:10.62, |
Right. Left. |
右邊 左邊 |
| 09:11.82, |
Okay. Mom, just be confident. |
好了 媽 要有自信 |
| 09:14.19, |
Based on what? I just lost a debate in my living room, |
憑什么 自家客廳的辯論我都輸了 |
| 09:16.42, |
and people think I'm unlikable. |
而且大家覺(jué)得我討人嫌 |
| 09:18.26, |
That's just the word men use for powerful women |
那是男人針對(duì)女強(qiáng)人的專用詞 |
| 09:19.69, |
because they feel threatened. |
因?yàn)樗麄兏杏X(jué)受到威脅 |
| 09:21.06, |
So just forget everything else and be proud and powerful. |
所以忘掉一切 強(qiáng)勢(shì)不屈 舍我其誰(shuí) |
| 09:25.30, |
How did you get so smart? |
你怎么這么聰明 |
| 09:26.73, |
I've always assumed adoption or baby switch. |
可能我是領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的 或是在醫(yī)院抱錯(cuò)了 |
| 09:28.73, |
Hey. Hey. No kisses! |
注意 不能親吻 |
| 09:31.16, |
Proud and powerful. |
強(qiáng)勢(shì)不屈 舍我其誰(shuí) |
| 09:32.01, |
#NAME? |
抱歉-也不能道歉 |
| 09:33.90, |
Yes! Shut up and get in there! |
對(duì) 閉嘴 趕緊進(jìn)去 |
| 09:35.88, |
That's more like it! |
就要這個(gè)范兒 |
| 09:37.51, |
Yeah! |
對(duì) |
| 09:39.68, |
Oh, god. |
天哪 |
| 09:43.41, |
There she is. |
她來(lái)了 |
| 09:44.15, |
- Go get 'em, Claire. -Thanks. |
-搞定他們 克萊爾 -多謝支持 |
| 09:46.02, |
Don't worry. We're going to cheer for you |
別擔(dān)心 我們會(huì)給你助威的 |
| 09:47.16, |
no matter what you say. |
不管你說(shuō)了什么 |
| 09:48.39, |
Oh, good. More support from my loving family. |
真好 來(lái)自親愛(ài)家人的更多"支持" |
| 09:50.96, |
Honk. Sarcasm. |
喇叭警告 諷刺 |
| 09:53.37, |
Why'd you bring Stella? |
你怎么把斯黛拉帶來(lái)了 |
| 09:54.67, |
She keeps getting out and jumping in the pool. |
她總是往屋外跑 然后往泳池里跳 |
| 09:56.79, |
We don't wanna take any chances because she can't swim. |
我們可不能冒險(xiǎn)把她留在家里 她不會(huì)游泳 |
| 09:59.30, |
Then why does she keep jumping in the pool? |
那她為啥還老往泳池里跳 |
| 10:01.03, |
I've been thinking about it. I got a theory. |
我一直在想這個(gè)問(wèn)題 我有個(gè)想法 |
| 10:02.46, |
She might be suicidal. |
她可能有自殺傾向 |
| 10:04.52, |
What? That's crazy. |
什么 這也太瘋狂了吧 |
| 10:06.69, |
There's not such thing as doggy suicide. |
這世上就沒(méi)什么狗狗自殺一說(shuō) |
| 10:09.96, |
Hi. Duane Bailey. |
你好 我是杜恩·貝利 |
| 10:12.21, |
Sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. |
抱歉 我無(wú)意中聽(tīng)到你們談話 |
| 10:13.87, |
In addition to being a public servant, |
我除了是人民公仆之外 |
| 10:15.53, |
I'm also an award-winning breeder of puggles. |
還是一名獲獎(jiǎng)哈巴小獵犬飼養(yǎng)者 |
| 10:18.30, |
I've won the Puggly. Twice. |
我贏過(guò)最佳獵犬獎(jiǎng) 兩次喲 |
| 10:20.47, |
And I'm afraid that doggy suicide |
我恐怕狗狗自殺是 |
| 10:22.04, |
is all too real. |
確有其事的 |
| 10:23.85, |
It's just the mainstream media doesn't report on it, |
只不過(guò)主流媒體不報(bào)道罷了 |
| 10:26.48, |
cause it's not as sexy as feline A.I.D.S. |
因?yàn)椴幌褙埌棠敲椿鸨?/span> |
| 10:29.00, |
Stella is not suicidal. She's just... estupid. |
斯黛拉沒(méi)有自殺傾向 她就是比較腦殘 |
| 10:32.34, |
Well, that might be part of your problem. |
那 或許就是您的問(wèn)題了 |
| 10:34.28, |
She senses you don't like her. |
她能感覺(jué)到你不喜歡她 |
| 10:35.65, |
You have no idea. |
你根本想不到 |
| 10:36.78, |
This one's been against this little angel |
從這個(gè)小天使踏進(jìn)我們家門(mén)起 |
| 10:38.45, |
from the very beginning. |
這位就沒(méi)消停過(guò) |
| 10:39.79, |
Yeah, well, dogs pick up on that. |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 狗狗會(huì)注意到的 |
| 10:41.09, |
You know, they're very sensitive. |
他們很敏感的 |
| 10:42.36, |
I like to call them, um... |
我喜歡叫他們 |
| 10:44.59, |
Bottomless pits of need. |
填不滿的情感無(wú)底洞 |
| 10:46.73, |
But not to their face, though. |
但不能當(dāng)他們的面說(shuō) |
| 10:47.96, |
That would just destroy them. |
那樣太傷他們感情了 |
| 10:49.06, |
Not you. |
不是說(shuō)你喲 |
| 10:50.73, |
So now this is my fault? |
那這么說(shuō)是我的錯(cuò)啦 |
| 10:52.00, |
I think he knows what he's talking about. |
我想他知道自己在說(shuō)什么 |
| 10:52.94, |
The man won a puggly. |
人家可是贏過(guò)一個(gè)最佳獵犬獎(jiǎng)的 |
| 10:54.24, |
- Two. I won two pugglies. - We're done here. |
-兩個(gè) 我贏過(guò)兩個(gè) -我們說(shuō)完了 |
| 10:56.01, |
- In 2000- - Yeah. |
在2000年和-是是 |
| 10:59.27, |
Do you have any idea what station this is on? |
你知道是哪個(gè)臺(tái)播嗎 |
| 11:01.81, |
Here, I'll look online. |
我上網(wǎng)查查[上網(wǎng)看 |
| 11:02.77, |
It's a webcast? That would have been helpful to know |
是網(wǎng)絡(luò)廣播嗎 你早點(diǎn)說(shuō)我就不用 |
| 11:04.67, |
900 channels ago. |
摁過(guò)九百個(gè)頻道了 |
| 11:05.69, |
No, it's on public access or something. |
不是 是個(gè)公共頻道之類的 |
| 11:07.77, |
I wanna watch aunt claire! |
我要看克萊爾姑媽 |
| 11:09.38, |
Okay. Well, first, honey, we need to talk about something. |
行 但是首先 寶貝 我們得談?wù)?/span> |
| 11:11.78, |
It's about that word you said this morning. |
關(guān)于你早上說(shuō)的那個(gè)詞 |
| 11:14.21, |
What word? |
什么詞 |
| 11:15.08, |
You know, the one that starts with "F"? |
你知道 就是那個(gè)以F開(kāi)頭的那個(gè)詞 |
| 11:17.11, |
- "Flower"? - No. |
花花-不是 |
| 11:19.91, |
- "Fruit"? - No. |
果果-不是 |
| 11:21.30, |
If she doesn't remember it, we shouldn't remind her. |
如果她記不起來(lái)了 我們干嘛要提醒她 |
| 11:23.48, |
Oh, well, she said it three times. |
因?yàn)樗f(shuō)了三遍呢 |
| 11:25.07, |
Oh, you mean. |
哦 你是說(shuō) |
| 11:28.04, |
Cam, leave the room! |
小卡 出去 |
| 11:30.90, |
No. I can do this. |
不用 我能忍住 |
| 11:33.70, |
Lily, that is a bad word, |
莉莉 那是個(gè)不好的詞 |
| 11:36.20, |
and you are not allowed to say it ever. |
而且你永遠(yuǎn)也不能再說(shuō)這個(gè)詞 |
| 11:38.56, |
But it makes you laugh. |
但能把你逗笑呀 |
| 11:40.04, |
Okay, well, daddy shouldn't be laughing, |
其實(shí)爸爸不應(yīng)該笑的 |
| 11:41.41, |
and you should never say that word. |
你也永遠(yuǎn)不應(yīng)該說(shuō)那個(gè)詞 |
| 11:44.05, |
Do you understand? |
明白沒(méi) |
| 11:45.20, |
Maybe. |
或許吧 |
| 11:47.32, |
Okay. This is not a game, all right? |
好吧 這可不是什么游戲 好嗎 |
| 11:49.89, |
If you say that word one more time, |
如果你再說(shuō)一遍那個(gè)詞 |
| 11:50.96, |
I'm gonna take away all your toys! |
我就把你的玩具都沒(méi)收 |
| 11:52.26, |
I'm serious! She knows I'm not serious. |
我認(rèn)真的 她知道我不是認(rèn)真的 |
| 11:54.33, |
What about the wedding? |
那婚禮怎么辦 |
| 11:56.16, |
What if she says it there? |
如果她在那說(shuō)怎么辦 |
| 11:57.63, |
She's like a ticking time bomb! |
她就像是個(gè)定時(shí)炸彈 |
| 11:58.87, |
-Well, what are we gonna do, cancel? - Yes. |
-那我們?cè)趺崔k 取消嗎 -沒(méi)錯(cuò) |
| 12:00.74, |
Maybe we just call and say, |
我們就這么說(shuō) |
| 12:01.80, |
We're not going to any more weddings until the gays can get married. |
在同性婚姻合法化之前 我們不參加任何婚禮 |
| 12:04.34, |
Oh, so now we're political? |
得 咱們改走政治路線了 |
| 12:05.44, |
We leave town on gay pride weekend |
連"同志驕傲"游行周我們都躲出去避難 |
| 12:06.98, |
because we don't like the traffic. |
就因?yàn)椴幌矚g那擁擠的交通 |
| 12:10.99, |
But there's no substitute for experience. |
但是經(jīng)驗(yàn)的作用是無(wú)可替代的 |
| 12:15.98, |
For example, I doubt my opponent is familiar |
舉例來(lái)說(shuō) 我懷疑我的對(duì)手 |
| 12:18.33, |
with town ordinance 26-12b... |
是否熟悉鎮(zhèn)法26-12b |
| 12:21.08, |
26-12b has to do with noise pollution-- |
26-12b是關(guān)于噪聲污染的 |
| 12:23.72, |
Something, sir, that you are guilty of right now. |
也就是您 先生 現(xiàn)在正造出的喲 |
| 12:27.32, |
Oh, no she di'int! |
她怎么這么牛掰 |
| 12:29.34, |
Go, mom! |
加油 老媽 |
| 12:30.16, |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
女士們先生們 |
| 12:31.20, |
Look at her eyes. |
看看她的眼睛 |
| 12:31.92, |
I know. They're a little too close together. |
看出來(lái)了 確實(shí)有點(diǎn)斗雞眼 |
| 12:33.89, |
It's been bugging me for years. |
我已經(jīng)糾結(jié)很多年了 |
| 12:35.50, |
No, she's in the zone. |
不是 她現(xiàn)在狀態(tài)正佳 |
| 12:37.17, |
She's ready for anything. |
她已經(jīng)萬(wàn)事俱備了 |
| 12:38.23, |
I do like to talk... about the issues. |
我是很想談?wù)?談?wù)剢?wèn)題 |
| 12:41.03, |
Speaking of issues, |
說(shuō)起問(wèn)題哈 |
| 12:42.34, |
your husband seems to have some. |
您先生好像有一些問(wèn)題 |
| 12:45.71, |
I'm sorry? |
抱歉 |
| 12:46.74, |
I'm not sorry. What? |
我不是在致歉 什么 |
| 12:49.28, |
Oh, well, I wouldn't want to bring it up, |
其實(shí) 我本不愿提起的 |
| 12:51.35, |
but since you asked, um... |
不過(guò)既然你問(wèn)了 |
| 12:53.03, |
In february of last year, your husband, |
在去年的二月份 您先生 |
| 12:55.19, |
one, uh, Phillip Dunphy, was questioned at a local hotel |
菲利普·鄧菲 因?yàn)殁C和淫蕩行為 |
| 12:59.71, |
for lewd and lascivious conduct. |
在一家本地酒店被問(wèn)話 |
| 13:02.94, |
Oh, jeez. |
老天 |
| 13:04.70, |
That's not true. |
沒(méi)這回事 |
| 13:05.70, |
Ma'am, according to this police report, |
夫人 根據(jù)這份警方報(bào)告 |
| 13:07.45, |
he, uh, broke into a stranger's room, |
他 闖進(jìn)陌生人的房間 |
| 13:10.05, |
stripped naked... |
全裸的 |
| 13:11.89, |
and then posed provocatively on the bed. |
在床上擺出極為挑逗性的姿勢(shì) |
| 13:17.40, |
That is technically true, |
外在現(xiàn)象大致如此 |
| 13:19.85, |
but in all fairness, it was valentine's day. |
但是公平地說(shuō) 那天是情人節(jié) |
| 13:22.65, |
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. It was valentine's day. |
抱歉 那天是情人節(jié)呀 |
| 13:25.62, |
I'm not sure, uh, |
我不太清楚 |
| 13:26.69, |
if your husband was born in this country. |
您先生是不是生在這個(gè)國(guó)家 |
| 13:28.32, |
Perhaps he snuck in illegally, |
也許他是非法移民吧 |
| 13:30.02, |
but here in America, we celebrate valentine's day |
但是在美國(guó)呢 我們?cè)谇槿斯?jié)這天 |
| 13:32.53, |
with chocolates, |
送人巧克力 |
| 13:34.10, |
not our private parts. |
不是送人小雞雞 |
| 13:38.47, |
This is my new favorite show. |
這是我現(xiàn)在最愛(ài)的節(jié)目了 |
| 13:40.33, |
No, sir, |
不是的 先生 |
| 13:41.54, |
he was looking for me, his wife, |
他那時(shí)是在找我 他的妻子 |
| 13:43.88, |
and he walked into the wrong room. |
但是他走錯(cuò)了房間 |
| 13:45.98, |
If you believe that, |
如果你們相信的話 |
| 13:46.83, |
I have some talking puggles I'd like to sell you. |
我有些會(huì)說(shuō)話的哈巴小獵犬 很樂(lè)意賣(mài)給你們 |
| 13:50.11, |
Do you believe this? |
你相信嗎 |
| 13:51.65, |
Talking dogs? I'm skeptical. |
會(huì)說(shuō)話的狗 我很懷疑 |
| 13:54.02, |
- I won the puggly. Twice. - Be strong. |
-我贏過(guò)最佳獵犬獎(jiǎng) 兩次 -強(qiáng)硬 |
| 13:57.11, |
I am glad that my opponent brought this up, |
我很高興我的對(duì)手提起這事 |
| 13:58.97, |
as I feel that it speaks to his character |
此事正好可以看出他的下三濫品格 |
| 14:02.16, |
more than mine. |
而我身正不怕影斜 |
| 14:04.21, |
I think that we should raise the level of discourse |
我認(rèn)為現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該把討論提升一個(gè)檔次 |
| 14:07.01, |
and get back to the issues |
回到那些我們的選民 |
| 14:08.43, |
that the voters really care about. |
真正關(guān)心的問(wèn)題上來(lái) |
| 14:09.96, |
When he was naked, what were you wearing? |
當(dāng)他裸著的時(shí)候 你穿的什么 |
| 14:12.05, |
I... don't think that's relevant. |
我 我認(rèn)為這與本次辯論無(wú)關(guān) |
| 14:14.38, |
Are you sex freaks? |
你是性變態(tài)嗎 |
| 14:15.88, |
My personal life has nothing to do with this. |
我的個(gè)人生活和這次辯論毫無(wú)關(guān)系 |
| 14:19.62, |
Uh--the--my opponent has brought this up |
我的對(duì)手提起這事就是為了 |
| 14:23.52, |
to distract from his own record, |
把公眾注意力從他的政績(jī)上轉(zhuǎn)移 |
| 14:25.93, |
which shows that in--in six years, |
因?yàn)樗诹甑臅r(shí)間里 |
| 14:28.36, |
he has achieved nothing more than writing one ordinance |
除了制定一項(xiàng)"允許私人派對(duì)上 |
| 14:31.30, |
that allows private parties to have more than eight dogs. |
出現(xiàn)八條以上的狗"的條令之外一無(wú)所成 |
| 14:35.84, |
It's like watching the "Hindenburg." |
簡(jiǎn)直就跟目睹興登堡慘案一樣 |
| 14:37.70, |
This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life. |
這是我這輩子見(jiàn)過(guò)的最悲慘的事情了 |
| 14:39.87, |
- Excuse me! - Stand by. |
抱歉-還有更慘的 |
| 14:42.01, |
I am Phil Dunphy, and I am not a pervert. |
我就是菲爾·鄧菲 而且我不是變態(tài) |
| 14:44.85, |
I, like a lot of men in this town, |
我 和這鎮(zhèn)子里很多的男士一樣 |
| 14:48.58, |
enjoy making love to my wife. |
喜歡和我老婆滾床單 |
| 14:53.04, |
I mean, um... I mean with their wives. |
我是說(shuō) 和他們各自的老婆滾 |
| 14:55.68, |
Not me, them. |
各滾各的 |
| 14:57.88, |
Look, I should probably just sit down and say nothing. |
聽(tīng)著 或許我應(yīng)該只是坐在那里默不作聲 |
| 15:01.31, |
But it's too late. |
但是為時(shí)已晚 |
| 15:02.14, |
I am standing, and I'm obviously talking, |
我已經(jīng)站起來(lái)了 很顯然我也在說(shuō)話 |
| 15:04.48, |
and now you're looking at me, |
而現(xiàn)在你們也都盯著我看 |
| 15:06.28, |
and I feel the need to keep going. |
我就感覺(jué)我應(yīng)該繼續(xù)說(shuō)下去 |
| 15:08.85, |
First of all... |
首先一點(diǎn) |
| 15:11.52, |
no charges were filed. |
沒(méi)有書(shū)面的正式起訴 |
| 15:13.03, |
Everyone had a good laugh-- |
大家一笑而過(guò) |
| 15:15.36, |
about the situation, not--not about me. |
覺(jué)得挺滑稽 不是說(shuō)笑話我 |
| 15:17.70, |
Everything's fine down there. |
我"硬件"正常得很 |
| 15:20.13, |
Anywho... |
總之 |
| 15:22.71, |
Where were we? |
說(shuō)到哪了 |
| 15:23.88, |
All over YouTube. |
紅遍了YouTube啊 |
| 15:25.71, |
We went viral. |
還是做了網(wǎng)絡(luò)紅人 |
| 15:27.07, |
Some sick bastard auto-tuned me. |
不知道哪個(gè)狗雜種給我弄了個(gè)電音版 |
| 15:29.94, |
I... |
俺 |
| 15:30.66, |
like a lot of men |
和這鎮(zhèn)子里 |
| 15:31.98, |
in this town |
很多的男士一樣 |
| 15:33.04, |
I enjoy making love to my wife--wife |
喜歡和我老婆滾床單 滾呀么滾床單 |
| 15:37.81, |
And I don't know how to stop. |
滾到天昏地暗不停歇 |
| 15:41.30, |
I am a pervert. |
我性放蕩呀 |
| 15:42.30, |
Pervert--per-- |
浪里個(gè)蕩 |
| 15:44.47, |
Jay! Manny! |
杰 曼尼 |
| 15:46.68, |
We should have been there already! |
我們?cè)缇驮摰侥橇?/span> |
| 15:48.68, |
Gloria, I'm tying my tie! |
歌洛莉亞 我正系領(lǐng)帶呢 |
| 15:51.35, |
I'm accessorizing! |
我穿戴搭配呢 |
| 15:53.39, |
And I thought I was the woman. |
比女人打扮的時(shí)間還久 |
| 16:00.84, |
The door. |
忘關(guān)門(mén)了 |
| 16:02.10, |
Ay! Estella, no! No! |
喂 斯黛拉 別啊 |
| 16:04.60, |
Ay! No! No! |
別啊 別動(dòng) |
| 16:06.01, |
Estella, don't do it! Don't kill yourself! |
斯黛拉 別想不開(kāi) 別自尋短見(jiàn)啊 |
| 16:08.44, |
You are a perfectly fine dog! |
你是個(gè)超級(jí)棒的狗狗 |
| 16:09.91, |
I don't hate you! |
我不討厭你 |
| 16:11.64, |
Estella, okay, I was a little mean to you, |
斯黛拉 好吧 我對(duì)你是有點(diǎn)刻薄 |
| 16:13.91, |
but that's no reason to kill yourself! |
但你也不至于尋死啊 |
| 16:15.62, |
You are young! |
小年輕啊 |
| 16:16.72, |
You still have so much left to smell! |
花花世界還有很多"聞"所未"聞"呢 |
| 16:19.88, |
Ay! |
不 |
| 16:20.73, |
I am--I go! |
我 我來(lái)了 |
| 16:22.46, |
I'm coming! |
等著我 |
| 16:24.30, |
I'm--Manny! |
我 曼尼 |
| 16:25.66, |
Ay! Come on, Estella! |
堅(jiān)持住 斯黛拉 |
| 16:29.67, |
- What happened? - Are you okay? |
咋回事-你還好嗎 |
| 16:31.59, |
She did it again. |
她又跳了 |
| 16:33.10, |
- And you jumped in to save her? - No, Jay! |
然后你濕身救它了-不是啊 |
| 16:35.14, |
I wanted to take a little swim before going to the wedding! |
我就是趕在婚禮前小游一下啊 |
| 16:38.03, |
Get her a towel. She's shaking like a leaf. |
給她條浴巾 凍得直哆嗦 |
| 16:46.59, |
Oh, no, no, I meant-- |
不不不 我意思是 |
| 16:47.79, |
- I meant-- - Thank you, Jay. |
您請(qǐng)用-謝你八輩兒祖宗 |
| 16:49.49, |
The dog towel for me. |
我就配條狗浴巾 |
| 16:52.64, |
For the wife. |
我可是你老婆啊 |
| 16:58.34, |
Hi! |
你們好 |
| 16:58.88, |
Hey, guys. Hi. |
你們好啊 |
| 17:00.68, |
Hi. Hey, what's shaking? What's cooking? |
好啊 有啥新鮮事沒(méi) |
| 17:03.01, |
You saw the debate, didn't you? |
你們看了辯論了吧 |
| 17:04.23, |
The de-what? No, that wasn't-- |
辯啥 那不是在 |
| 17:05.76, |
That was today? No, no. Was that on today? |
今天嗎 是今天吧 |
| 17:07.09, |
Oh, I didn't remember. |
我忘了 |
| 17:08.13, |
You are the worst liars. |
扯謊也下點(diǎn)功夫好嗎 |
| 17:10.27, |
It was phenomenal television. |
辯論實(shí)在太精彩了 |
| 17:11.93, |
Oh, Lily. |
莉莉 |
| 17:13.82, |
What a... |
多么那啥的 |
| 17:15.22, |
Dress. |
裙子啊 |
| 17:16.01, |
Oh, well, you ain't seen nothing yet. |
這才哪兒跟哪兒啊 |
| 17:19.92, |
How about there... we go. |
開(kāi)開(kāi)眼 走著 |
| 17:23.09, |
Yikes. She looks like a lite brite. |
我去 跟"點(diǎn)陣畫(huà)圖"似的 |
| 17:25.21, |
Luke, honey. |
盧克 親愛(ài)的 |
| 17:26.63, |
Lily, sweetie, are you excited to be a flower girl? |
莉莉?qū)氊悆?做花童興奮嗎 |
| 17:28.73, |
Yeah? |
是吧 |
| 17:30.47, |
Little bit nervous? |
有點(diǎn)小緊張 |
| 17:31.67, |
Yeah? |
是吧 |
| 17:33.30, |
Why isn't she talking to me? Did she see the debate, too? |
她為什么不理我 她也看了辯論是吧 |
| 17:36.03, |
Nope, she's on verbal lockdown. |
沒(méi) 她被封口了 |
| 17:37.70, |
- Oh? - She's been dropping a certain curse word all day. |
咋了-她整天嘴里都吧唧一個(gè)臟字 |
| 17:40.65, |
Mm. Yeah. Yeah, so we're just hoping |
就是這情況 我們希望她 |
| 17:42.00, |
the next one doesn't happen during the wedding. |
別在婚禮上口無(wú)遮攔 |
| 17:43.88, |
If it does, it'll be the second most embarrassing thing |
要是沒(méi)攔住 她就是咱家今天 |
| 17:45.91, |
to happen to our family today. |
丟死人不償命的"二小姐"了 |
| 17:47.39, |
Phil, you said it wasn't that bad. |
菲爾 你說(shuō)沒(méi)那么糟糕的 |
| 17:49.22, |
That was in the car. We're in a church now. |
車(chē)上滿嘴謊言安慰你 教堂里不敢說(shuō)假話 |
| 17:51.02, |
Honey... |
親愛(ài)的 |
| 17:52.85, |
Somebody turn her off. I think I'm having a seizure. |
來(lái)個(gè)人把她"滅"了吧 慎得慌 |
| 17:55.02, |
Oh, buddy. |
可憐孩子 |
| 17:59.25, |
Oh, good. I thought that we were going to miss Lily. |
還好 還以為會(huì)看不到莉莉登場(chǎng)呢 |
| 18:01.66, |
Ships at sea wouldn't miss Lily. Where have you guys been? |
海船都能看到她這座燈塔 你們?nèi)ツ膬毫?/span> |
| 18:05.19, |
I had to jump in the pool to save the stupid dog... |
我跳進(jìn)泳池里救那條傻狗 |
| 18:07.66, |
Who she loves. |
她愛(ài)得深沉 |
| 18:09.13, |
That I didn't let her down doesn't mean that I love her. |
救了她不代表我愛(ài)她 |
| 18:11.93, |
I barely got Manny back in the pool |
負(fù)鼠事件后我都很少 |
| 18:13.94, |
after that possum incident. |
讓曼尼下水了 |
| 18:15.91, |
I thought it drowned, |
我以為它溺水了 |
| 18:17.17, |
but turns out it was just playing possum. |
但結(jié)果負(fù)鼠只是詐死 |
| 18:19.57, |
Yes, papi. |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 寶貝 |
| 18:32.42, |
Good job! |
好樣的 |
| 18:42.88, |
You know what the worst part of today was? |
知道今天最失敗的是哪部分嗎 |
| 18:45.39, |
I imagine it's hard to choose. |
都很失敗 好難選擇啊 |
| 18:46.81, |
When everything was melting down, |
那就是當(dāng)一切一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)搞砸時(shí) |
| 18:48.29, |
I realized I had an answer to your question, |
我終于想到你問(wèn)題的答案了 |
| 18:50.58, |
why I was running. |
為什么競(jìng)選那題 |
| 18:52.12, |
I wanted to make my family proud, |
我想要一家子為我驕傲 |
| 18:54.00, |
and I did the exact opposite. |
不想?yún)s給家里抹了黑 |
| 18:56.10, |
No. |
才不是 |
| 18:57.18, |
No, I did. I totally embarrassed you. |
就是 我讓你們顏面掃地了 |
| 18:59.37, |
No. No, dad embarrassed me. |
真的不是 老爸才丟人 |
| 19:01.27, |
I was proud of you. |
我挺為你驕傲的 |
| 19:03.83, |
I think it's cool you're running for local office. |
我特佩服你去參加競(jìng)選 |
| 19:05.97, |
I mean, it's totally nerdy, and that's kind of my thing. |
雖然有點(diǎn)呆氣 但我就喜歡那樣的你 |
| 19:09.35, |
Hmm. Maybe it's kind of our thing. |
或許我們娘倆都一樣 |
| 19:21.05, |
Ah. Some day, I'll walk you down the aisle. |
總有一天 我會(huì)挽著你走過(guò)紅毯 |
| 19:24.11, |
If you're not in perv jail. |
只要你沒(méi)"浪"入班房 |
| 19:28.27, |
Please be seated. |
請(qǐng)各位就座 |
| 19:33.18, |
Friends, family, thank you for making... |
朋友們 親人們 謝謝大家前來(lái)... |
| 19:36.71, |
Really? |
不是吧你 |
| 19:37.35, |
Well, you know I cry at weddings. |
我逢婚必哭的 |
| 19:39.48, |
Oh, no. |
別啊 |
| 19:40.99, |
- What? - Stop--stop crying. |
怎么了-把眼淚咽進(jìn)肚子里 |
| 19:43.25, |
Well, just because you have ice water in your veins, |
你自己蛇蝎冷血 空洞無(wú)情 |
| 19:44.68, |
- doesn't mean that-- - No. No, Lily... |
不代表...-別 別 莉莉 |
| 19:46.53, |
No. Lily... |
打住 莉莉 |
| 19:48.01, |
He's fine. Daddy's fine. |
他好著呢 爸爸好著呢 |
| 19:49.38, |
- Daddy's not sad. - Daddy, daddy! |
爸爸高興著呢-爸爸 爸爸 |
| 20:04.03, |
You see? I told you it was funny. |
看見(jiàn)沒(méi) 我說(shuō)很搞笑的吧 |
| 20:12.47, |
Excuse us. |
對(duì)不住了 |
| 20:14.27, |
Congratulations. |
恭喜你們 |
| 20:20.37, |
There. That ought to do it.. Go on, you little motorboat! |
應(yīng)該沒(méi)問(wèn)題了 沖吧 像小汽艇一樣 |
| 20:26.04, |
Look at her go! |
游得多歡啊 |
| 20:29.03, |
Where's she going? |
她去哪兒 |
| 20:30.30, |
Oh, jeez, I think she's trying to get herself |
天吶 她不是要把自己塞進(jìn) |
| 20:31.78, |
sucked into the filter. |
過(guò)濾器里吧 |
| 20:32.89, |
What'd you say to her? |
你又說(shuō)什么刺激她了 |
| 20:34.48, |
I didn't say anything! |
我什么都沒(méi)說(shuō)啊 |
| 20:36.01, |
Wait a second. |
等等 |
| 20:38.02, |
Jay, look. |
杰 你瞧 |
| 20:40.52, |
See? She was not trying to kill herself. |
看吧 她沒(méi)有想自尋短見(jiàn) |
| 20:43.37, |
She was just trying to get to the squeaky wiener! |
她只是想去拿小捏捏來(lái)著 |
| 20:46.41, |
That must be why she's been jumping in. |
這可以解釋她的幾連跳了 |
| 20:47.65, |
It must have been there all the time. That's hilarious! |
那玩意兒肯定一直在那 真逗 |
| 20:50.05, |
Ay, si! |
是啊 |
| 20:51.41, |
No, it's not! |
逗你個(gè)頭 |
| 20:52.78, |
Not now. |
現(xiàn)在看不逗 |
| 20:54.47, |
I'm saying it will be. |
將來(lái)再看就逗了 |
| 20:56.88, |
Later. |
將來(lái) |
