聽美劇學(xué)英語 - 摩登家庭第一季 第九集 Fizbo

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有什么進(jìn)展?

 

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還不知道 大夫正在診療呢

 

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我們還算幸運(yùn)

急救員說不及時(shí)處理會(huì)嚴(yán)重許多

 

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天哪 怎么會(huì)搞成這樣

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">幾天前

 

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乖兒子來啦

 

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馬上就大日子了

 

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生日想要什么呢 小明星

 

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隨便啦 什么都行

 

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別醬紫啊 來點(diǎn)雄心壯志 兒子

 

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- 好吧 我想要條腰帶

- 腰帶?

 

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算了 反正我也用不著

 

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插座線就挺好

 

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Luke的生日 正好在感恩節(jié)附近

 

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經(jīng)常因?yàn)楣?jié)日慶祝 稀里糊涂將就過了

 

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沒錯(cuò) 有一年我們忘得一干二凈 

結(jié)果只好用火雞填料隨便做了個(gè)蛋糕

 

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話說回來 那次他還挺喜歡的

 

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他是那種給他禮物 光顧著玩禮盒的孩子

 

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對(duì)頭 有一年就送了他一盒子 特好看

 

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我們沒留心 放進(jìn)了一禮品袋里

 

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結(jié)果他就玩禮品袋了

 

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- 總是有所紕漏

- 對(duì)啊

 

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- 我好愧疚啊 得補(bǔ)救一下

- 沒錯(cuò)

 

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對(duì)了 感恩節(jié)咱們不是要全家聚餐嘛

 

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頭一次我都不知道能聚多久

 

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- 所以...

- 想到一塊去了!

 

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我們就不搞感恩節(jié)了 

給Luke開個(gè)史上最好的生日派對(duì)

 

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沒錯(cuò) 我們點(diǎn)些披薩 然后搞個(gè)手工小桌

 

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- 啥玩意?

- 手工小桌啊

 

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小朋友們聚在一起做手工

 

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瞧 自己的派對(duì)風(fēng)就出來了

 

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抱歉 被你最悶的派對(duì)描述搞睡著了

 

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第一季 第九集

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- 待會(huì)見哈

- 好

 

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再次感謝下卡拉ok機(jī) 派對(duì)一完就還你們

 

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- 那再好不過了

- 千萬別...

 

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求你了 別...別把這玩意送回來

 

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對(duì)了 Phil 今天你們不請(qǐng)小丑嗎?

 

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還是免了 Luke吧 不太喜歡小丑

 

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- 真的嗎?

- 真的 從來就沒喜歡過

 

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他是不是沒看過好的小丑啊?

 

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有...好小丑嗎?

 

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- 就這樣了哈 謝啦

- 別客氣

 

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待會(huì)見

 

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不請(qǐng)小丑? 小丑...都不請(qǐng)?

 

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算了吧

 

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誰家開派對(duì)不請(qǐng)小丑啊?

 

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要我說 30年代末后大多數(shù)家庭都這樣吧

 

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我們還沒給Luke準(zhǔn)備禮物呢

 

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要不送個(gè)小丑吧?

 

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Cam啊 要是他們想請(qǐng)小丑 肯定早請(qǐng)了

 

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又不是咱倆開派對(duì)

 

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- 可是...

- 不是咱倆開派對(duì)!

 

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可是...好吧

 

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那你說我們送什么?

 

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送個(gè)生日卡吧

 

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- 生日卡?

- 對(duì)啊

 

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童年杯具嗎?

 

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Gloria 你知道這玩意怎么打包嗎?

 

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- 別告訴俺是個(gè)十字弓

- 沒錯(cuò)

 

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我這個(gè)外公贊到家了吧

 

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哪能送Luke十字弓啊

 

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他用吸管喝水都能戳到眼睛

 

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別傻冒了 我像他這么大時(shí)早有一個(gè)了

 

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每打下一只烏鴉 我爸就獎(jiǎng)我兩毛五

 

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我小時(shí)還有一大菜刀呢 不過時(shí)代不同了

 

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沒事啦 我教他用嘛

 

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嘿 伙計(jì) 最近怎樣啊?

 

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- 我?guī)洸?

- 又來了

 

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泥當(dāng)然帥啦 誰說泥不帥了?

 

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沒人 不過我們學(xué)校有一個(gè)女生 

我特想讓她喜歡上我

 

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Jay 我需要你的意見

 

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真的嗎?

 

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她會(huì)去Luke的生日派對(duì)

 

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我有點(diǎn)...受寵若驚

 

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你一般不向我咨詢的

 

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但很明顯 這是你的強(qiáng)項(xiàng)啊

 

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他說的沒錯(cuò)

 

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我試過各種方法引起她的注意

 

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給她開門啦 餐廳請(qǐng)客喝牛奶啦 

都沒效果

 

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女孩子呢 不是都喜歡羅曼蒂克的

 

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她們喜歡權(quán)力和成功

 

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既然你都沒有 還是當(dāng)個(gè)開心果吧

 

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這個(gè)不行

 

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我要最危險(xiǎn)的爬行動(dòng)物

 

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我有一只能吃蟋蟀的蜥蜴

 

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要是給蟋蟀開生日派對(duì) 那還能算嚇人

 

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叢林小姐Tanya 你得動(dòng)點(diǎn)真格

 

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就沒有把你嚇到尿褲子的動(dòng)物?

 

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這個(gè)真沒有

 

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我倒是有一只胡須蜥

 

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- 它能...

- 它不能噴火

 

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那不等于沒說 

 

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我腦海中一直浮現(xiàn)Luke的影子

 

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盡管我已向Mitchell承諾

但有些事情 比承諾更重要

 

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Fizbo必須出席派對(duì)

 

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好久不見 我的老友

 

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這一切太快了

 

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我一直在想是不是本該做點(diǎn)什么

 

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別內(nèi)疚了

 

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誰能想到會(huì)發(fā)生這種事啊?

 

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親愛的 那可是攀巖墻啊 能安全嗎?

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">那天早些時(shí)候

 

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- 我的天哪

- 親愛的 放輕松

 

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那個(gè)誰 有誰因此受過傷嗎?

 

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我也不知道 哥們 我頭天上班

 

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瞧 要是不安全 怎么會(huì)讓新人來做

 

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- 我可一點(diǎn)都不買賬

- 沒事啦 我弄了那么多安全繩

 

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我們啥時(shí)決定弄這個(gè)了? 

會(huì)不會(huì)有點(diǎn)過了?

 

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我就知道你會(huì)這樣 所以都沒告訴你

 

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放輕松啦 來個(gè)刨冰就好啦

 

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- 還有刨冰機(jī)啊?

- 是滴

 

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媽我跟你講啊 Dylan不能吃蛋黃醬的

 

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有人會(huì)這樣的 你告訴我這個(gè)干嗎?

 

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因?yàn)樗惨獊砼蓪?duì)

 

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真有這必要嗎?

 

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當(dāng)然 沒有男友的舌吻 她十分鐘都待不下

 

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- 就像他在喂養(yǎng)雛鳥

- 別這么嫉妒嘛

 

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你肯定能在電腦夏令營(yíng)上遇見個(gè)超級(jí)帥男

 

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- 姑娘們

- 注意言辭

 

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你在忙乎啥?

 

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這些是給手工小桌準(zhǔn)備的材料 

我終于知道要做什么了

 

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做無聊的小孩嗎?

 

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開玩笑啦 

 

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看著還不錯(cuò)嘛 這...是啥?

 

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梳套

 

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我知道 我知道

 

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我11歲的時(shí)候 

在Donna Rigby的生日派對(duì)上做的

 

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一開始我們都覺得很蠢 

后來卻玩得很開心 所以...

 

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咋能不開心呢? 結(jié)合了孩子們的最愛

 

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梳子和套子

 

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我開玩笑的啦

 

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我梳子哪去了?

 

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這兒呢 帶手鏈裝飾無敵便利的梳套里

 

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我在Luke超贊的生日派對(duì)上做的哦

 

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一桿入洞  Dunphy夫人 太精彩了

(Claire姓Dunphy)

 

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我回來了

 

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我給Luke買了個(gè)游戲碟 

不過是跟數(shù)學(xué)有關(guān)的 所以...

 

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看來我們就是那種所謂的好舅舅了

 

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Cam?

 

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不要生氣

 

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天哪 Cam 我...

 

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自從知道人化化妝就成了小丑

這就成了我的夢(mèng)想

 

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其實(shí)吧 我年輕的時(shí)候

 

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{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">扮小丑 得報(bào)酬

 

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只要我不在上學(xué)或是釣魚 我就在扮小丑

 

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一共有四種小丑

 

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流浪漢  奧古斯特(傻傻的) 

白臉(兇兇的) 還有角色化(各種職業(yè)化身)

 

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接受傳統(tǒng)訓(xùn)練后

我是一個(gè)名叫Fizbo的奧古斯特小丑 咋了?

 

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沒...沒事

 

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游蕩在小丑和釣魚之間

 

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我很吃驚你還有時(shí)間上學(xué)

 

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這就是第五種 悲傷小丑

 

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悲傷小丑隸屬于流浪漢

 

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所以小丑還是只有四種

 

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好吧

 

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Cam 我們不是談過嗎

 

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是的 但我后來一想 這事不關(guān)乎你我

 

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這關(guān)乎一個(gè)小男孩是否能得到快樂

 

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所以他的怪異小基舅要給他點(diǎn)快樂?

 

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Fizbo不是同性戀 他沒有性別

 

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他天真爛漫 

只想給大家?guī)須g樂和氣球動(dòng)物

 

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他和性一點(diǎn)關(guān)系都沒有

 

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好吧 至少...我們還有點(diǎn)共識(shí)

(不性感的Fizbo T_T)

 

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如果未來生物發(fā)現(xiàn)這盤錄影帶 

告訴你 這是人類在慶祝生日

 

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嗨 老爸!

 

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沒錯(cuò) 那就是我兒子 滑索極限運(yùn)...

 

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我沒事 我沒事 

 

171

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經(jīng)驗(yàn)教訓(xùn) 不要...站在這個(gè)地方

 

172

00:07:50,183 --> 00:07:52,153

把這個(gè)區(qū)域圍起來

 

173

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好極了 謝謝你

 

174

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嗨 小家伙

 

175

00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,313

- 玩得開心嗎?

- 開心 超愛我的新腰帶

 

176

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嗨 Luke!

 

177

00:08:00,593 --> 00:08:03,513

- Luke 想不想做個(gè)梳套?

- 什么?

 

178

00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:06,833

很拉風(fēng)的裝梳皮套 你還可以裝飾它呢

 

179

00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:11,813

我這兒有小珠子 小亮片 各種各樣的 

你想做不?

 

180

00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:15,273

才不呢 我要爬攀巖墻

 

181

00:08:15,473 --> 00:08:17,633

那好吧 親愛的 生日你最大

 

182

00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,553

親愛的 要是東西不夠 告訴我一聲哈

 

183

00:08:19,593 --> 00:08:22,833

我馬上跑回50年代去給你取

 

184

00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:25,483

怎么又來啊?

 

185

00:08:25,523 --> 00:08:29,643

喂 玩滑索的 幾根繩子圍一圍不費(fèi)事吧

 

186

00:08:29,713 --> 00:08:31,703

你把白衣服換到干衣機(jī)了嗎?

 

187

00:08:31,743 --> 00:08:32,863

哎呀 我給忘了

 

188

00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,603

- 到時(shí)候肯定聞著像發(fā)霉了

- 我知道 對(duì)不起啦

 

189

00:08:35,673 --> 00:08:37,353

- 我來加吧

- 別別別 還是我來吧

 

190

00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,703

你就在這歇著 別動(dòng)

 

191

00:08:39,733 --> 00:08:41,933

我懂了 你是怕別人看見我

 

192

00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:44,113

- 絕對(duì)的

- 別人肯定要盯著我的

 

193

00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:46,793

他們可不習(xí)慣看著車?yán)镉行〕?/p>

 

194

00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,843

就是她 Bianca Douglas

 

195

00:08:51,913 --> 00:08:53,533

她長(zhǎng)得真可耐

 

196

00:08:53,563 --> 00:08:55,613

沒錯(cuò) 她字也寫得好

 

197

00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:57,533

絕對(duì)才貌雙全

 

198

00:08:57,563 --> 00:08:59,413

- 祝我好運(yùn)吧

- 你不需要運(yùn)氣

 

199

00:08:59,453 --> 00:09:02,523

記著我教你的那些笑話 

 

200

00:09:05,553 --> 00:09:07,533

我們不能再像這樣見面了

 

201

00:09:07,573 --> 00:09:08,433

你說什么?

 

202

00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:09,923

我們是一個(gè)學(xué)校的

 

203

00:09:09,953 --> 00:09:11,063

想起來了

 

204

00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,313

喜歡笑話嗎?

 

205

00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:13,473

- 當(dāng)然

- 那好

 

206

00:09:13,523 --> 00:09:16,283

聽好 有只螞蚱名叫Garry

有次去了一個(gè)酒吧

 

207

00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,143

哦 不應(yīng)該先把名字告訴你的

 

206

00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,000

再來一個(gè)吧

 

208

00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:22,443

- 鐺鐺鐺

- 誰敲門?

 

209

00:09:22,473 --> 00:09:24,583

- 攪局牛

- 攪局牛 誰? 

 

210

00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:27,783

"哞"叫 糟糕

 

211

00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:27,783

{\a6}Manny說晚了 小姑娘說到who時(shí)

他就該學(xué)牛叫moo 造成who-moo的笑點(diǎn)

 

212

00:09:36,803 --> 00:09:38,353

咋整的

 

213

00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:40,483

你自己整的 讓開 

 

214

00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,343

是你的車撞到我人了吧 

 

215

00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,603

我不覺得 

 

216

00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:48,513

就是 我褲子上沾了油脂 

而且我也感覺到了

 

217

00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,763

叫救護(hù)車啊 

 

218

00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:51,453

好吧 只是想讓你知道

 

219

00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:54,983

如果碰巧你想做體面人 想對(duì)我道歉 但...

 

220

00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:57,003

不道歉? 好吧

 

221

00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:58,943

混球

 

222

00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,503

你說啥?

 

223

00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,723

不糾纏了 好不 

 

224

00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:09,483

聽著 蘿卜頭(Mitchell的紅頭發(fā)) 

我可沒碰到你 放聰明點(diǎn)...

 

225

00:10:09,523 --> 00:10:12,023

閉上嘴 滾車?yán)锶?然后乖乖開走 

 

226

00:10:12,093 --> 00:10:14,443

什么情況?

 

227

00:10:14,543 --> 00:10:15,783

你是啥東西?

 

228

00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,763

我是個(gè)專治混賬的小丑 

要把你像氣球動(dòng)物一樣擰成一段段

 

229

00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,943

要把你的頭撞向保險(xiǎn)杠 直到氣囊彈出來

 

230

00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:25,643

還不快向我男人道歉!

 

231

00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:28,173

- 道...男人?

- 道歉!

 

232

00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:32,693

對(duì)不起 是我不好 

 

233

00:10:35,363 --> 00:10:37,783

時(shí)辰不早 咱該撤了

 

234

00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:51,243

- 俺能擠進(jìn)奶嗎?

- 來吧 

 

235

00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,743

這兒坐

 

236

00:10:55,893 --> 00:10:57,543

為啥泥玩蹦蹦床都拉長(zhǎng)個(gè)臉?

 

237

00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,183

笑話我都講了 

 

238

00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:02,033

開心果我演不像啊 

 

239

00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:05,263

船到橋頭自然直

 

240

00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:08,433

雖然俺得承認(rèn) 看泥被另外一女人占著

俺狠不爽 

 

241

00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:09,813

不會(huì)這樣的 媽媽 

 

242

00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,333

無論怎樣 永遠(yuǎn)愛你  

 

243

00:11:15,253 --> 00:11:18,073

看 泥根本不需要小把戲 

 

244

00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:21,333

只要甜美貼心 做泥自己就行

 

245

00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:23,963

甜美貼心的小男孩 對(duì)哦 

 

246

00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:25,723

我要放大招啦

 

247

00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,183

嗨 Manny 想不想做個(gè)貼身梳套?

 

248

00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,633

現(xiàn)在不是時(shí)候 Claire 

 

249

00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:39,053

這里真是安寧樂土耶 

 

250

00:11:39,753 --> 00:11:42,393

行個(gè)好 別來耀武揚(yáng)威 

我知道這次放了支啞炮 

 

251

00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,703

其實(shí) 我是來給你這個(gè)的 

 

252

00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:48,003

你最喜歡的口味...藍(lán)調(diào)憂郁 

 

251

00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,510

謝謝 親愛的 

 

253

00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,073

你頭發(fā)好整齊的

 

254

00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,443

謝謝 

 

255

00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:54,713

都梳了一天能不齊么 

 

256

00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:59,463

大家把熱烈的掌聲獻(xiàn)給 無畏的Luke 

 

257

00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,333

感覺怪怪的 

 

258

00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:02,593

它吃啥?

 

259

00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:05,213

小男生的大腦啦 

 

260

00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:07,443

Luke沒腦 不用操心了 

 

261

00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:08,873

里面沒蛋黃醬吧?

 

262

00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:10,173

沒 放心吃 

 

263

00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:14,343

我在想 也許我們可以溜走... 

 

264

00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,443

有沒有人想摸摸蜥蜴?

 

265

00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,993

做夢(mèng)都想 

 

266

00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:21,763

超愛蜥蜴的

 

267

00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:22,943

他叫什么?

 

268

00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,653

她叫Lizzy

 

269

00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,473

起得真好

(lizzy為lizard昵稱)

 

270

00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,093

我真替你不值

 

271

00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,273

啥情況?

 

272

00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:34,783

火辣蜥蜴女 搞不好還有間自己的公寓 

 

273

00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:37,933

對(duì)于觸摸惡心物 那是相當(dāng)有經(jīng)驗(yàn)啊 

 

274

00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:40,053

- 他們就是談?wù)劺?nbsp;

- 你是對(duì)的 

 

275

00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:44,413

Dylan優(yōu)雅老成 肯定不會(huì)落入

全身都是超酷紋身的單身女郎的懷抱

 

276

00:12:44,443 --> 00:12:46,943

嘿 她在我手上小便了 

 

277

00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:50,343

- 不會(huì)吧

- 觀世音菩薩罪過啊

 

278

00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,283

不敢相信他竟然這樣 

 

279

00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:56,663

嗨 我沒錯(cuò)過什么吧?

 

280

00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,373

老天 Gloria 

 

281

00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,033

Jay 侃哪! 俺一蹦八丈高!

快侃俺 快侃俺!

 

282

00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:05,993

快走開 你們這些人 

都是有家室的了 

 

283

00:13:06,063 --> 00:13:08,193

干得好 伙計(jì) 

 

284

00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:11,133

接下來的是最好玩的 慢慢滑下來 

 

285

00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,023

好高 

 

286

00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:16,763

唯一值得恐懼的就是恐懼本身 

 

287

00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:19,013

當(dāng)然還有水泥 我在下面接你 

 

288

00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:20,343

好的 一定要接住啊 

 

289

00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,363

我是大無畏 

 

290

00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:23,973

過山車? 愛死 

 

291

00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,613

鬼片? 看了"捉鬼敢死隊(duì)"7次

("捉鬼敢死隊(duì)" 搞笑片)

 

292

00:13:26,653 --> 00:13:30,223

日常行車路線 必經(jīng)過剛裝修過的鄰居家

(害怕毒氣嗎 囧)

 

293

00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,633

因此 我無所畏懼

 

294

00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:37,673

嗨嗨嗨 大家都不許再出丑

這是本小丑的專利!

 

295

00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:41,233

除了小丑 

 

296

00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:46,103

對(duì)全家只字未提 顏面要緊

 

296

00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,550

不太清楚這畏懼從何而來

 

297

00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,063

老媽說是因?yàn)槲倚r(shí)候 

 

298

00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:53,843

在森林發(fā)現(xiàn)一具小丑的尸體 天曉得?

 

299

00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:57,293

你就是小壽星吧 

 

300

00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,403

是你嗎 Cam舅舅?

 

301

00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:03,093

錯(cuò) 我是小丑Fizbo 不認(rèn)識(shí)Cam舅 

 

302

00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,363

聽上去應(yīng)該是個(gè)帥哥 對(duì)吧?

 

303

00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,133

對(duì)了 誰喜歡氣球動(dòng)物?

 

304

00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:11,443

他只是Cam 他只是Cam 

 

305

00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,803

- 沒事吧?

- 啥?

 

306

00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:18,323

就是與小丑有段與眾不同的過往

 

307

00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,650

這樣啊 同病相憐啊

 

307

00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:28,303

剛才我裝開心果 有點(diǎn)弄巧成拙

 

308

00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:31,303

現(xiàn)在這才是我 

 

309

00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:34,523

好吧 那小伙你認(rèn)識(shí)嗎?

 

310

00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:36,173

是Dylan 

 

311

00:14:36,203 --> 00:14:38,443

Haley的男友 

 

312

00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:41,243

好帥又高 

 

313

00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,293

我還在發(fā)育 別總觸我痛處啊 

 

314

00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,433

打攪一下 小姐 這支小狗在找新家 

 

315

00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,313

哇 謝啦 

 

316

00:14:52,623 --> 00:14:54,753

打扮得挺贊嘛 

 

317

00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:55,563

謝謝 Jay

 

318

00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,353

哦 對(duì)了 你肩膀上有些東西

(Cam拿的單詞就是"Something" 雙關(guān)) 

 

319

00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:01,833

你牛 

 

320

00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:04,073

小意思啦 

 

321

00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,433

行了 點(diǎn)到為止 

 

322

00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:17,713

你有個(gè)動(dòng)物園安置他們?

 

323

00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,093

沒 放家里 

 

324

00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,663

酷斃了 

 

325

00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:21,843

我就養(yǎng)了只貓 

 

326

00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:24,733

是嗎? 以前我也養(yǎng)過

(被蛇吃了? 罪過) 

 

327

00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:30,193

剛才我是在瞎搞 

但現(xiàn)在 他們似乎來真的了

 

328

00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,153

看我的 

 

329

00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,793

我感覺自己就是小甜甜 

(Britney Spears 小甜甜)

 

330

00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:38,213

你太搞笑了 

 

331

00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:40,063

別說 還真有點(diǎn)像

 

332

00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:40,756

- 真的嗎?

- 開玩笑啦

 

333

00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,813

這個(gè)可能是我最喜歡的了...

 

334

00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:48,163

嗨 叢林女 你好像有只蟲子越獄了 

 

335

00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:49,813

什么? 這只嗎?

 

336

00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:51,993

就這個(gè)--倒向一邊 空空如也 

 

337

00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:54,333

-  糟了 上哪去了?

-  沒事吧?

 

338

00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:57,443

有事 毒蝎子逃了 得逮住它 

 

339

00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:02,743

孩子們 趕緊把褲腿卷襪子里

離陰暗潮濕地越遠(yuǎn)越好 

 

340

00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:06,483

現(xiàn)在我們開始玩"仔細(xì)看地出門"的游戲 

 

341

00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,313

- 他沒事吧?

- 能進(jìn)去看他嗎?

 

342

00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,793

醫(yī)生還在診療

 

343

00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:20,933

天總有不測(cè)風(fēng)云 對(duì)吧? 不管多小心

 

344

00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,663

看 外公給了我一個(gè)十字弓

 

345

00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,663

{\a6}<font color="#ffff00">一小時(shí)前

 

346

00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,443

- 寶貝 這看上去可不安全 

- 不要擔(dān)心 

 

347

00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:26,793

他現(xiàn)在就教我怎么用

 

348

00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,453

這正是我擔(dān)心的 

 

349

00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,233

來啊 準(zhǔn)備好了?

 

350

00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,513

天哪 別告訴我你在編梳子套 

 

351

00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:38,003

是的 我知道很傻 大家都不買賬 

 

352

00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,393

才不是 就像...Donna Rigby的派對(duì) 

 

353

00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,593

可不是嘛! 你看這么多小珠珠 

 

354

00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,313

太贊了 

 

355

00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:49,723

- Cam成了小丑 

- 我抓住你了! 

 

356

00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:50,713

對(duì)頭

 

357

00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:53,823

- 被我抓了吧!

- 那邊是我的小丑 

 

358

00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:57,043

- 有點(diǎn)怪啊 咱們選的老公都很...

- 不循規(guī)蹈矩?

 

359

00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,703

其實(shí)我想說很丟人 不過 你說得也對(duì) 

 

360

00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:02,413

不過看看他們 派對(duì)人生 多么歡快

 

361

00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:08,143

我得承認(rèn) 他再瘋狂 我還是愛我的小丑 

 

362

00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,463

我也一樣 

 

363

00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,913

他們和我們是個(gè)互補(bǔ)

 

364

00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,733

要我來主持 準(zhǔn)毀了這派對(duì) 

 

365

00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:16,273

而我呢 在加油站保準(zhǔn)被揍 

 

366

00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:17,113

什么?

 

367

00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:19,623

原來Fizbo可不是怎么好惹的 

 

368

00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:24,273

蝎子!蝎子!蝎子!

 

369

00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:30,933

不行 不行 

太近了 太近了 太近了 

 

370

00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:32,933

搞什么鬼?

 

371

00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,603

我靠

 

372

00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:37,073

- 別跑 冷靜 怎么了?

- 他射了一箭

 

373

00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,433

我的天哪! Luke 到安全的地方

 

374

00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:47,233

Bianca 我來救你 

 

375

00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,083

還有誰? 快逃出來!

 

376

00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,683

到頭來 我既不甜美貼心 也不是開心果

 

377

00:17:57,713 --> 00:18:00,213

Manny 別逞能 我懇求你!

 

378

00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,143

我的職責(zé)!

 

379

00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:04,143

<font color="#ffff00">此處請(qǐng)不要放鞋

 

380

00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,023

我來也!

 

381

00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:10,903

Manny Delgado說到做到

 

382

00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:17,903

等一下 我的小狗還在里面 

 

383

00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,643

我去去就來 

 

384

00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,543

我的手!

 

385

00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,763

小寶貝? Luke?

 

386

00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,803

怎么了 甜心?

 

387

00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:38,773

 

怎么了?

 

388

00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,173

我被這些笨珠子拌倒了 

 

389

00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:42,433

我的錯(cuò)

 

390

00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,953

好了 先起來 

 

391

00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:46,673

他怎樣了?

 

392

00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:48,323

他不會(huì)有事的 

 

393

00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:50,683

 

394

00:18:50,723 --> 00:18:54,003

哦 他出來了 

 

395

00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:56,373

可憐的東東!

 

396

00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,993

- 哇 大家都在 

- 那當(dāng)然 

 

397

00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:01,193

- 崴到的手還痛不痛?

- 還好啦 

 

398

00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,773

真對(duì)不住 伙計(jì) 我們明年再來

 

399

00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:06,683

開玩笑吧 長(zhǎng)這么我過的最好的生日 

 

400

00:19:06,723 --> 00:19:07,863

什么?

 

401

00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,223

我打了石膏

 

402

00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:11,873

- 你喜歡這玩意兒?

- 我一直想要這個(gè) 

 

403

00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:14,643

用不了幾星期 它就能發(fā)臭了 

 

404

00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:16,993

你真是怪到家了 你知道吧?

 

405

00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,433

- 我能簽個(gè)名嗎?

- 當(dāng)然 

 

406

00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,513

- 喂 我先來 

- 行 

 

407

00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:24,643

要是我知道派對(duì)會(huì)多災(zāi)多難 

結(jié)果會(huì)導(dǎo)致Luke手臂骨折

 

408

00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:28,903

你問我想不想辦這樣一派對(duì) 估計(jì)會(huì)說不  

 

409

00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:29,783

你估計(jì)?

 

410

00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:33,763

肯...肯定不會(huì)想

 

411

00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:38,483

但是鬼使神差 Luke依然是生日的主角

 

412

00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:44,183

而且全家歡聚一堂 

 

413

00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,403

Fizbo宅急送! 蛋糕來啦!

 

414

00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,253

我不行了 

 

415

00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:55,193

我閃 

 

416

00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,153

蛋糕耶

 

417

00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:06,663

吹蠟燭啊 Luke 吹滅它 

 

418

00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,623

Bianca Douglas今晚給我打了3通電話 

 

419

00:20:13,663 --> 00:20:15,133

我可不說大話 

 

420

00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,613

我真感覺她愛的有點(diǎn)過火了 

 

421

00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:21,363

我超愛我的石膏 不過現(xiàn)在有點(diǎn)發(fā)癢 

 

422

00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,913

好在我媽給我做了個(gè)"不求人" 

 

423

00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,833

爽耶 

 

424

00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,293

如果有小三想插足 

 

425

00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,243

你必須先發(fā)制人

 

426

00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:36,553

不管她有多美 擁有多少條愚蠢爬蟲

 

427

00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:42,113

想在太君頭上動(dòng)土 小心被我盯個(gè)滿頭胞

 

428

00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,153

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00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:48,183

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