聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ) - 摩登家庭第一季 第十集 Undeck the Halls

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真的要穿這些難看的毛衣嗎

 

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等見完你外婆就好啦

 

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我這件領(lǐng)口太小啦

 

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穿得我好癢

 

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我還寧愿癢呢 都透不過氣來(lái)了

 

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Phil 快點(diǎn)

 

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好了 開始咯

 

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連接中...

 

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福羅里達(dá)報(bào)到! 報(bào)告完畢! 媽? 爸?

 

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<i>好呀 Phillip</i>

 

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圣誕前夜快樂喲!

 

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<i>圣誕前夜快樂!</i>

 

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放低一點(diǎn) 爸爸

 

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<i>圣誕前夜快樂</i>

 

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謝謝你送的毛衣喔!

 

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<i>不用謝 你們穿起來(lái)好好看嘛</i>

 

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媽去哪里了?

 

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<i>你媽掉下去出不來(lái)了</i>

 

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<i>她在泡浴缸呢</i>

 

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- 是有爪型腿的浴缸

- 我知道

 

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爸 看圣誕樹

 

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那里是...

 

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你寄給我們的裝飾品

 

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就在這哦

 

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看這些襪子

 

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是Claire掛在煙囪這的

 

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<i>你還是這么搞笑</i>

 

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這是什么?

 

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像是被煙頭燙到的

 

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你們之中有人吸煙了?

 

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沒有

 

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誰(shuí)吸煙了?

 

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不是我 我有呼吸道問題

 

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明顯不是你了

 

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咱這一家子既有騙子又有煙鬼了

 

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你們準(zhǔn)備的圣誕禮物也是店里偷來(lái)的嗎?

 

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Haley 不許脫這件丑毛衣

 

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好吧...

 

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圣誕快樂!

 

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第一季 第十集

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你哭啦?

 

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你是機(jī)器人嗎?

 

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這部戲感人至深啊

 

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Manny小寶貝 你來(lái)廚房幫幫偶吧

 

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咱們得看完這部才行 Gloria

 

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他從來(lái)沒看過"34號(hào)街上的奇跡"

 

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因?yàn)樗恢焙臀壹以诟鐐惐葋嗊^圣誕啊

 

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我們總是看"圣誕救兵Salazar和El Oso"

 

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- 像是部經(jīng)典呀

- 那是

 

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- 媽 我們看完這部電影吧?

- 好滴

 

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那是什么?!

 

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天真男!

 

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什么啊?!

 

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你跟我說(shuō)要看這部電影的時(shí)候

 

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我就去下了一個(gè)惡搞版的

 

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<i>你就做天真男啦!</i>

 

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我有點(diǎn)兒迷糊了

 

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<i>什么是天真男?</i>

 

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哥倫比亞滴圣誕傳統(tǒng)就是互相整蠱

 

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<i>被整的人就是天真男啦!</i>

 

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我們只在愚人節(jié)互相整蠱耶

 

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別再整了啊

 

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<i>天真男</i>

 

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沒惡搞了吧? 沒心情看了

 

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這條隊(duì)伍太夸張了吧?

 

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我要跟圣誕老人要回我45分鐘生命

 

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打起精神來(lái)啊

 

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咱是陪著女兒來(lái)到這圣誕村的喔

 

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那我們?nèi)ツ昴?

 

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呃 去年我們排隊(duì)伍開頭啦

 

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總得有人來(lái)過節(jié)的啊

 

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混蛋

 

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也許不是他們咧

 

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肯定是他們

 

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三年前 我成立了一個(gè)頌歌班

 

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名字叫"綠袖人"

 

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我們會(huì)在慈善晚會(huì)和醫(yī)院里表演

 

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他們那時(shí)可受歡迎了

 

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去年 其中一個(gè)成員

 

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Andrew...發(fā)動(dòng)了一下小政變

 

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他們把Cameron踢出班子了

 

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謝謝

 

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我們是全新的"綠袖人"

 

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新的"綠袖人"

 

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看到我臉上的巴掌印了沒?

 

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為什么讓Edna唱低音部和聲?

 

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觀眾也像被震驚了才鼓掌的

 

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算啦

 

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下一個(gè)

 

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終于輪到了

 

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不好意思

 

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另外一個(gè)圣誕老人去哪了?

 

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我們排隊(duì)排了這么久

 

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就是想要個(gè)比較像的圣誕老人啊

 

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- Mitchell 沒關(guān)系啦

- Cam 才不是沒關(guān)系呢

 

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這是Lily的第一個(gè)圣誕

 

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一切都要盡善盡美才是啊

 

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我們等胖圣誕老人來(lái)好了

 

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我就知道

 

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我都不知道為什么要請(qǐng)這個(gè)人

 

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看見沒? 連精靈都同意我的話

 

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謝謝你

 

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想不到你在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)變得這么小氣

 

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你們過氣了!

 

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我討厭你!

 

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真是不可理喻

 

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我只想知道是誰(shuí)干的

 

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沒人承認(rèn)是吧?

 

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我猜是沙發(fā)自己弄的吧

 

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它一天過得很辛苦 于是點(diǎn)起一根煙

 

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然后燙著自己了

 

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是嗎? 一點(diǎn)道理也沒有

 

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要是肇事者不站出來(lái)

 

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你爸和我就要懲罰你們3個(gè)人

 

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什么? 這一點(diǎn)都不公平

 

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我可以原諒你吸煙

 

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但是我不能原諒你撒謊...

 

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- Phil

- 和吸煙

 

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沒人承認(rèn)是吧?

 

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沒有是吧? 好

 

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知道我會(huì)怎么做嗎?

 

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圣誕節(jié)取消了

 

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這樣做太不公平了

 

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我就知道

 

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Phil總喜歡唬孩子們

 

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有一次 我跟Luke說(shuō)

 

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如果他不把臟盤子放進(jìn)洗碗機(jī)里

 

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我們就把臟盤子放到他床上

 

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Phil還有個(gè)問題就是很堅(jiān)持

 

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最后我們沒有碟子了

 

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我們用金魚缸來(lái)吃麥片

 

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知道我要做什么了吧

 

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我要把這樹拿走

 

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你們幾個(gè)啊

 

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不管誰(shuí)做的 趕快認(rèn)了吧

 

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別殃及池魚啊

 

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Luke? 不是?

 

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我說(shuō)真的哦

 

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我要搬咯

 

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三 二 一

 

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好吧 再見了 Dumphy家的圣誕

 

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Haley 你也不會(huì)拿到那輛車咯

 

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我會(huì)有一輛車?!

 

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錯(cuò) 我在撒謊呢 我們現(xiàn)在不就在撒謊嗎

 

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Dunphy全家都是騙子

 

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我做老大的時(shí)候

 

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歌才是最重要的

 

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為什么他們唱完歌要灑糖杖給觀眾?

 

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討巧太明顯了吧

 

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你把糖返扔回去的時(shí)候就表明觀點(diǎn)了

 

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這些東西怎么能塞進(jìn)車?yán)锇?/p>

 

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我來(lái)幫你吧

 

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謝謝你 圣誕老人

 

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不再是了哦

 

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剛剛被炒了

 

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是嗎?

 

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貌似有倆人在抱怨我不夠胖

 

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那可真糟糕

 

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努力別讓心臟病復(fù)發(fā) 多好的禮物

 

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好了

 

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空間總是能騰出來(lái)滴

 

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來(lái)自住在自己車的人的忠告

 

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好吧 真的謝謝你

 

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沒關(guān)系 圣誕節(jié)快樂

 

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等等

 

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我給你點(diǎn)錢吧

 

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幫你渡過這年關(guān)

 

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你真的住在你車子里?

 

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是啊 也不算太壞啦

 

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自從我老婆搬出去之后變得挺寬敞的

 

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不如今晚來(lái)我們那吃晚餐吧?

 

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真的嗎?

 

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今天是圣誕節(jié)前夜嘛

 

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總不能在你車子里過吧

 

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你們倆人真好啊

 

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需要我?guī)c(diǎn)什么嗎?

 

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番茄汁 醬油 吸管?

 

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我們都有

 

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現(xiàn)在就開你的車跟我們回家吧?

 

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是啊 開你的房子

 

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好的

 

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- Cameron

- 嗯?

 

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今晚9點(diǎn)整 我們每人打開一件禮物

 

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是睡衣 今晚睡覺穿的

 

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明天早上7點(diǎn)整

 

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Manny在樓梯那拍節(jié)日照

 

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然后我們來(lái)拆真正的禮物

 

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哥倫比亞都是午夜拆禮物

 

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然后玩到早上的

 

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在哥倫比亞是這樣

 

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你看 門口沒有山羊喲

 

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咱又不是在哥倫比亞

 

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我在開玩笑啦

 

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為啥米不能融合哥倫比亞的傳統(tǒng)進(jìn)來(lái)?

 

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- 比如呢?

- 比如煙花啊

 

198

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哥倫比亞沒有煙花吧

 

199

00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:18,343

<i>你又要整蠱我</i>

 

200

00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:19,283

我們有啊

 

201

00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:21,763

到了晚上 天空變得很靚 很圣誕滴

 

202

00:08:21,763 --> 00:08:23,153

那又怎樣

 

203

00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,633

每個(gè)國(guó)家都有他們傳統(tǒng)滴啦

 

204

00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:27,213

舉個(gè)例子 在偶們國(guó)家

 

205

00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:29,763

是耶穌寶寶帶來(lái)禮物的哦

 

206

00:08:29,763 --> 00:08:31,033

不是圣誕老人

 

207

00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:32,323

這也沒道理啊

 

208

00:08:32,323 --> 00:08:35,633

新生兒哪能帶這么多禮物?

 

209

00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:37,193

寶寶連他們手是哪都不知道

 

210

00:08:37,193 --> 00:08:39,243

至少寶寶能通過煙囪吧

 

211

00:08:39,243 --> 00:08:41,903

那怎么坐在耶穌寶寶的大腿上?

 

212

00:08:41,903 --> 00:08:43,103

會(huì)壓扁的

 

213

00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:44,813

Manny 我們明年再來(lái)討論

 

214

00:08:44,813 --> 00:08:46,963

你們那些哥倫比亞傳統(tǒng)好不好?

 

215

00:08:46,963 --> 00:08:49,443

- 也許我們能改一下

- 我知道"也許"意味著什么

 

216

00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:52,273

你就把我整個(gè)圣誕給拿走吧

 

217

00:08:53,573 --> 00:08:55,213

想不到說(shuō)沒就沒了

 

218

00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:57,143

爸爸從來(lái)沒有那么堅(jiān)持過

 

219

00:08:57,143 --> 00:08:59,513

你確定不是你的朋友燙到沙發(fā)了?

 

220

00:08:59,513 --> 00:09:00,733

別看我啊

 

221

00:09:00,733 --> 00:09:03,823

我們之中只有一個(gè)人被抓到玩火柴好不

 

222

00:09:03,823 --> 00:09:05,293

Luke

 

223

00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,473

都是一年前的事了

 

224

00:09:06,473 --> 00:09:07,873

你就認(rèn)了是你干的吧

 

225

00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:08,883

<i>是你做的你就認(rèn)了吧!</i>

 

226

00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:11,753

我有個(gè)主意哦

 

227

00:09:12,003 --> 00:09:15,443

還記得有個(gè)電影叫"斯巴達(dá)克斯"嗎?

 

228

00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:17,943

我們要做的就是...

 

229

00:09:17,943 --> 00:09:20,443

Luke 你跟爸媽說(shuō)是你的錯(cuò)

 

230

00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:21,343

不是我做的

 

231

00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:24,783

沒關(guān)系的 因?yàn)樵谀愠姓J(rèn)過錯(cuò)之后

 

232

00:09:24,783 --> 00:09:28,353

Haley和我都會(huì)去承認(rèn)過錯(cuò)

 

233

00:09:28,353 --> 00:09:29,533

那樣有什么好處?

 

234

00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:32,043

他們就會(huì)被我們互相袒護(hù)感動(dòng)啊

 

235

00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:34,473

于是圣誕就能回來(lái)啦

 

236

00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:36,053

太好了

 

237

00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,223

再說(shuō)一次怎么去做?

 

238

00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:40,793

咱們會(huì)成為一個(gè)傳說(shuō)了

 

239

00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,373

首對(duì)取消圣誕的父母

 

240

00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,553

我還以為你會(huì)開心呢

 

241

00:09:43,553 --> 00:09:44,963

他們會(huì)寫歌來(lái)歌頌我們的

 

242

00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:48,123

用難看的小泥人來(lái)制作圣誕特別節(jié)目

 

243

00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:49,173

你總跟我說(shuō)

 

244

00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,473

不要屈服于孩子啊

 

245

00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:53,653

你非得現(xiàn)在這樣做嗎 Phil?

 

246

00:09:53,653 --> 00:09:55,673

好啦 別擔(dān)心啦

 

247

00:09:55,673 --> 00:09:56,953

會(huì)有圣誕節(jié)的啦

 

248

00:09:56,953 --> 00:09:58,193

我們好好的教育孩子了啊

 

249

00:09:58,193 --> 00:10:00,003

做錯(cuò)事的人會(huì)站出來(lái)的

 

250

00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:02,053

或者另外兩個(gè)會(huì)把他供出來(lái)

 

251

00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:05,373

- 嘿 老爸

- 嗨 Luke

 

252

00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:09,093

有什么事嗎

 

253

00:10:12,053 --> 00:10:15,183

是我干的 我在玩火柴

 

254

00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:16,083

我很抱歉

 

255

00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:20,683

你主動(dòng)承認(rèn)錯(cuò)誤 很好

 

256

00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:24,213

但是 這樣做真的很差勁

 

257

00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:25,953

遜斃了

 

258

00:10:25,953 --> 00:10:28,083

Claire 這事交給你處理了

 

259

00:10:29,323 --> 00:10:31,953

唉 Luke 你剛才怎么什么都不說(shuō)?

 

260

00:10:31,953 --> 00:10:34,283

額 我也不知道

 

261

00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,433

唉 你老爸和我都對(duì)你失望透了

 

262

00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,303

上樓 到你房間去 來(lái)吧

 

263

00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:41,743

Alex!

 

264

00:10:41,743 --> 00:10:43,033

我們上去聊一下

 

265

00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,443

- Haley! 

- 干嘛?

 

266

00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,563

- 說(shuō)啊! 

- 說(shuō)什么啊?

 

267

00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,493

- 事情不是那樣的! 

- 究竟發(fā)生了什么?

 

268

00:10:48,493 --> 00:10:50,123

她們本來(lái)也要承認(rèn)的

 

269

00:10:50,123 --> 00:10:51,663

然后你們就會(huì)對(duì)我們?nèi)齻€(gè)感到驕傲

 

270

00:10:51,663 --> 00:10:52,643

我們干嘛要這么做?

 

271

00:10:52,643 --> 00:10:54,253

我都不知道怎么相信這孩子了

 

272

00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,973

騙子!根本就不是我做的

 

273

00:10:55,973 --> 00:10:57,973

- 也不是我

- 別看我 

 

274

00:10:57,973 --> 00:11:00,743

- 不是吧?

- 啊?

 

275

00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,673

又沒有人承認(rèn)啦?

 

276

00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:04,423

沒關(guān)系

 

277

00:11:04,423 --> 00:11:08,043

你們猜怎么著 仍舊沒得過圣誕節(jié)

 

278

00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,653

我可不在乎

 

279

00:11:09,653 --> 00:11:11,743

大不了明年再過

 

280

00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:15,943

記得還有紀(jì)念除夕夜和復(fù)活節(jié)

 

281

00:11:16,253 --> 00:11:17,923

你們幾個(gè)小心點(diǎn)!

 

282

00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,813

我退役之后

 

283

00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:22,333

就差不多開始周游世界了

 

284

00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,063

搬來(lái)搬去 干各種奇怪的工作

 

285

00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,483

哈 有點(diǎn)像綠巨人嘛

 

286

00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:28,133

真詭異

 

287

00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:30,543

那是我以前在部隊(duì)里的綽號(hào)

 

288

00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:32,993

因?yàn)槲移夂軌?/p>

 

289

00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:37,113

多謝你們請(qǐng)我過來(lái)

 

290

00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:39,703

請(qǐng)我吃飯 幫我洗衣服

 

291

00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,393

本來(lái)今天超級(jí)背的

 

292

00:11:43,153 --> 00:11:47,193

那個(gè) Scott啊 我有件事必須告訴你

 

293

00:11:47,193 --> 00:11:48,373

什么?

 

294

00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:51,883

我忘了...忘了清理洗衣機(jī)槽了

 

295

00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:54,533

所以 你那些衣服可能會(huì)有點(diǎn)起毛球

 

296

00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,503

哦 沒事兒 這么點(diǎn)破事

 

297

00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:59,433

謝謝你們做的一切 

成就了我美好的一天啊

 

298

00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:01,263

我們只不過做了應(yīng)該做的

 

299

00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:04,223

- 你意思是?

- 我也不知道...

 

300

00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,283

我在說(shuō)什么呀

 

301

00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,363

我...我覺得我們永遠(yuǎn)不要告訴他比較好

 

302

00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:16,403

完全贊成 我們給了他錢 請(qǐng)他吃飯

幫他洗了衣服

 

303

00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,313

我們兩清了

 

304

00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:18,313

同意!

 

305

00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:19,673

好吧 這玩意兒怎么用的?

 

306

00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,313

就按這中間的那個(gè)鈕

 

307

00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:23,773

哦 天啊

 

308

00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:25,973

哇哦 你不覺得這搖得有點(diǎn)太高了么

 

309

00:12:25,973 --> 00:12:27,363

的確 我才不把小Lily放進(jìn)去

 

310

00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:29,473

這簡(jiǎn)直是在訓(xùn)練宇航員嘛

 

311

00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:32,853

吼吼吼我來(lái)了!吼吼吼我來(lái)了!

 

312

00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,563

- 是你老爸

- 是啊

 

313

00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:35,563

老爸

 

314

00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:38,773

嗨!我給你們買禮物了

 

315

00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,273

Jay 你不是明天才來(lái)嗎

 

316

00:12:40,273 --> 00:12:41,593

這是給你們的圣誕夜禮物

 

317

00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,953

你知道傳統(tǒng)的嘛

睡覺前打開這禮物

 

318

00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,553

是睡衣啦

 

319

00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:46,853

仍然保持傳統(tǒng)啊

 

320

00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:47,903

總有人要的嘛

 

321

00:12:47,903 --> 00:12:49,043

我家有倆哥倫比亞人

 

322

00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:51,843

硬要把圣誕當(dāng)成五月節(jié)來(lái)過

 

323

00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:52,983

那是墨西哥的節(jié)日 你知道的 對(duì)嗎?

 

324

00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:55,243

啊 無(wú)非說(shuō)法不同罷了

 

325

00:12:55,243 --> 00:12:56,923

圣誕就是圣誕

 

326

00:12:56,923 --> 00:13:00,323

在樓梯上拍照 喝熱巧克力 拆禮物

 

327

00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,723

這才應(yīng)該是家里重新有個(gè)小孩

 

328

00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,283

帶來(lái)的好處

 

329

00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,163

我又能像我們以前那樣過圣誕了

 

330

00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:06,953

我了解你 Jay 如果我現(xiàn)在在自己家的話

 

331

00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,333

我就調(diào)一浴缸的蛋奶酒

 

332

00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,363

試著把一大塊肥豬肉塞進(jìn)圣誕老人帽子里

 

333

00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:12,943

你覺得我不懷念嗎?

 

334

00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,143

真的嗎?

 

335

00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:20,393

關(guān)鍵是這些只是我們擁有的回憶

 

336

00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:22,763

就現(xiàn)在而言 我有絕妙的機(jī)會(huì)

 

337

00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,193

和我現(xiàn)在新家庭成員一起

創(chuàng)造新的美好回憶

 

338

00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:26,673

某天回憶起來(lái)一樣會(huì)很美好

 

339

00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,273

Cam說(shuō)得對(duì)

 

340

00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:31,143

我們每年都會(huì)創(chuàng)造新傳統(tǒng)

 

341

00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:36,133

那么...誰(shuí)想來(lái)嘗嘗我肌肉的厲害

 

342

00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:40,600

記得千萬(wàn)要提醒我

 

343

00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,500

明天第一件要做的事就是把它放進(jìn)烤箱

 

344

00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,940

因?yàn)镴ay三點(diǎn)鐘就要吃

 

345

00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,370

哎呀 Manny 

 

346

00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,440

你把蜘蛛放在冰箱里?

 

347

00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,860

哦是啊 為了整蠱嘛

 

348

00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,710

唉親愛的 到底怎么了

 

349

00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,930

我想過哥倫比亞式的圣誕節(jié)嘛

 

350

00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,790

Jay把所有事情都攪亂了

 

351

00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,780

Manny 乖 你也理解他一下

 

352

00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:02,160

Jay的孩子還很小的時(shí)候 

他們?cè)谝黄饟碛泻芏嗝篮没貞?/p>

 

353

00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,480

他只是想和你一起重溫這些美好啊

 

354

00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,410

那么 我能給Jay最好的圣誕禮物

 

355

00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,060

就是讓他過一個(gè)像以前一樣的圣誕?

 

356

00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,540

你真是個(gè)貼心的孩子

 

357

00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,250

總有一天你會(huì)長(zhǎng)大的 我也會(huì)懷念

 

358

00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:17,290

所有你小時(shí)候做過的事情的

 

359

00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,220

好吧 但是如果這個(gè)所謂的圣誕老人

 

360

00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,460

沒給我一件深紅色燕尾禮服的話

 

361

00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,540

我是不會(huì)罷休的哦

 

362

00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:27,870

親愛的?

 

363

00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,080

你說(shuō)收回之前的命令是不是真的很遜?

 

364

00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,900

讓孩子們?cè)僖膊话涯愕耐{當(dāng)回事?

 

365

00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:42,650

也許 孩子們會(huì)理解

 

366

00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,650

我們卸下權(quán)威去挽救他們的圣誕節(jié)

 

367

00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,960

這是做出一個(gè)巨大的犧牲

 

368

00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,170

從某種意義上來(lái)說(shuō) 這是我們能給他們的

最棒的圣誕禮物

 

369

00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,120

最棒的圣誕禮物

 

370

00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,580

這會(huì)反過來(lái)讓孩子們更加尊重我們

 

371

00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,520

好吧不要這點(diǎn) 倒回去

 

372

00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,340

老爸老媽

 

373

00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,140

是我干的

 

374

00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,490

- 什么?

- 什么?

 

375

00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,660

我在學(xué)校弄到一根煙

 

376

00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:11,360

家里沒人的時(shí)候 我就試著抽了

 

377

00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,580

我想我大概拿得離沙發(fā)太近了點(diǎn)

 

378

00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,450

我很抱歉

 

379

00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,760

你們可以罰我不過圣誕節(jié)

 

380

00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,290

但是其他人一定要照舊過

 

381

00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,500

你這么為家里人著想太貼心了

 

382

00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,720

但你還是抽煙了 而且還撒了謊

 

383

00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,090

這樣真的很不好

 

384

00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,070

現(xiàn)在來(lái)幫我搬樹

 

385

00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:33,020

Phil Phil

 

386

00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,040

Alex 回來(lái)

 

387

00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,990

從12月26號(hào)開始

 

388

00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,540

你被禁足一整個(gè)星期

 

389

00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,280

其中包括除夕夜

 

390

00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,230

- 但我打算...

- 沒有商量的余地

 

391

00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,660

好吧

 

392

00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,530

所有人!

 

393

00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,500

我正式宣布!

 

394

00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,290

圣誕節(jié)回來(lái)啦!

 

395

00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,680

真的嗎? 發(fā)生什么事了?

 

396

00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,340

別管了!

 

397

00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,600

去拿襪子 彩燈 裝飾品 花環(huán)

 

398

00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,340

快去快去快去!

 

399

00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:00,740

好嘞!

 

400

00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:04,250

我覺得這份工作聽起來(lái)壓力挺大的

 

401

00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,660

唉 沒有你想象得那么嚴(yán)重啦

 

402

00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,140

他們總是確保我們有一個(gè)空擋的

 

403

00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,660

所有沒有人知道是誰(shuí)給了那致命一擊

 

404

00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,070

真是太好吃了

 

405

00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,560

好啦 我就不多呆惹人厭了

 

406

00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,540

否則你們下次都不請(qǐng)我了

 

407

00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,550

你們繼續(xù)享受吧

 

408

00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,220

你們真是好人

 

409

00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,560

Scott 等一下

 

410

00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,390

別忘了拿你洗好的衣服

 

411

00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:30,290

哦 多謝多謝 圣誕快樂

 

412

00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,460

Scott 祝你圣誕快...

 

413

00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,420

- 狗娘養(yǎng)的! 

- 什么?

 

414

00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,390

哦 是新的綠袖人合唱團(tuán)

 

415

00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,870

Cameron以前也在里面

 

416

00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,950

今年他們把他踢出來(lái)了

 

417

00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:41,870

我說(shuō) 把我踢出來(lái)是一回事

 

418

00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,810

但是 在我面前揭我瘡疤?

 

419

00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:44,830

我要去把灑水裝置打開

 

420

00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,500

別沖動(dòng)別沖動(dòng)

 

421

00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:50,570

我知道報(bào)仇的感覺有多贊

相信我

 

422

00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:53,620

在一個(gè)人眼里看見怒火 簡(jiǎn)直是...

 

423

00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:59,070

但有一件事會(huì)讓你感覺更好

那就是...

 

424

00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,800

原諒

 

425

00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,850

Scott 你不明白

 

426

00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,550

這個(gè)合唱團(tuán) 這些女成員...是我千挑萬(wàn)選的

 

427

00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,870

我曾經(jīng)是Effie啊

 

428

00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:10,080

知道我今天做的最好的一件事是什么嗎?

 

429

00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,900

你們害我被炒了 我原諒了你們

 

430

00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,720

Andrew

 

431

00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,920

Ensemble

 

432

00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,290

我知道你們今天出現(xiàn)在我家這條街上

 

433

00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:37,420

絕非偶然

 

434

00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,000

我...

 

435

00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,490

我只想說(shuō) 你們唱得真好

 

436

00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:47,830

還有 圣誕快樂

 

437

00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,520

你怎么連道歉都走音

 

438

00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,920

哥們 太過分了

 

439

00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,000

你...你不是說(shuō)要原諒嗎?

 

440

00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,860

你人這么好 他不是個(gè)東西

 

441

00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:09,990

你去哪兒了 這么晚才回來(lái)?

 

442

00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:11,590

趁著最后去買了點(diǎn)東西

 

443

00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,300

是什么啊?

 

444

00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,470

Buwelos

 

445

00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,030

- 什么? 

- 是一種芝士餡餅

 

446

00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,060

是哥倫比亞傳統(tǒng)的圣誕食物

 

447

00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,100

好吧 新規(guī)矩

 

448

00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,010

從現(xiàn)在開始 要做哥倫比亞的事

就滾回哥倫比亞做

 

449

00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,680

在美國(guó)有在美國(guó)的傳統(tǒng)

 

450

00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,390

也就是說(shuō)不要再吃你們的食物 

也不要再放你們的音樂了

 

451

00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:32,440

尤其不要再過你們那些瘋狂的節(jié)日了

 

452

00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,660

被騙了吧!

 

453

00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,610

- Jay! 

- 我說(shuō)錯(cuò)了嗎?

 

454

00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,540

你們倆完全被我騙到了

 

455

00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,090

你們表情剛才超級(jí)囧

 

456

00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,310

你們知道在圣誕夜

 

457

00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,190

弄到煙火有多難嗎?

 

458

00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,830

去吧 Manny 多謝你了

 

458

00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,686

Luke還有一份禮物

看起來(lái)像一本書啊

 

459

00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,596

我已經(jīng)有一本了

 

460

00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,486

那是什么呀?

 

461

00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:03,276

哦天啊 沙發(fā)在冒煙

 

462

00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,866

啊 啊

 

463

00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,196

是陽(yáng)光的緣故啊

 

464

00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:11,696

是那些裝飾品

 

465

00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:12,516

太酷了

 

466

00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:15,006

像是放大鏡一樣

 

467

00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,376

哈 真是奇了怪了

 

468

00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,506

它正好在Alex抽煙弄壞的地方

 

469

00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,366

燒了一個(gè)洞

 

470

00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:21,776

哦 Haley

 

471

00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:24,476

Alex 你為什么要承擔(dān)這個(gè)責(zé)任呢?

 

472

00:19:24,476 --> 00:19:26,256

我好想過圣誕節(jié)啊

 

473

00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,786

你真是太乖了

 

474

00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,466

大家都過來(lái)

 

475

00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:39,306

- 哦 不

- 過來(lái) 過來(lái)

 

476

00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,066

你本來(lái)打算不讓我們過圣誕節(jié)的

 

477

00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:42,856

還是因?yàn)橐患覀冋l(shuí)都沒有做過的事

 

478

00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:46,726

這么說(shuō)吧 圣誕節(jié)的意義呢 就是

不斷朝前看

 

479

00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:47,966

我怎么沒聽過有這么個(gè)說(shuō)法

 

480

00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,186

哈親愛的 你有點(diǎn)搬起石頭打自己的腳了

 

481

00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:51,566

你還說(shuō)我們都是騙子

 

482

00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,236

你還打算毀了最重要的一個(gè)節(jié)日...

 

483

00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,596

- 對(duì) 就是你

- 我也不知道

 

484

00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,426

你們別再火上澆油了

 

485

00:19:57,426 --> 00:20:00,846

我錯(cuò)了 是我錯(cuò)

 

486

00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:04,196

人非圣賢 孰能無(wú)過

 

487

00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:08,956

為了補(bǔ)償這些過錯(cuò)

 

488

00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:15,286

...我決定帶你們?nèi)ヒ獯罄?/p>

 

489

00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:20,856

- 哦天啊!

- 天啊 太棒了太棒了

 

490

00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:29,806

每年的這個(gè)時(shí)候 我們都會(huì)討論很多

有關(guān)傳統(tǒng)的話題

 

491

00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:32,246

雖然我們很喜歡那些傳統(tǒng)

 

492

00:20:32,246 --> 00:20:33,566

但有時(shí)候我們最美好的回憶

 

493

00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,896

卻是最不傳統(tǒng)的那些瞬間

 

494

00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:44,676

我們記得爸爸媽媽瘋到失控的那一年

 

495

00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:50,716

我們記得圣誕老人打唱圣歌的人

 

496

00:20:51,296 --> 00:20:56,466

但對(duì)于我來(lái)說(shuō) 今年就是傳統(tǒng)這個(gè)詞

 

497

00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,486

變得更有意義的一年

 

498

00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:11,586

那是Cam

 

499

00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:17,186

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00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:23,346

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00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:27,436

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502

00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,516

啊!又來(lái)了!

 

503

00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:31,536

你又騙了我一次