搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子5 當(dāng)橙子遇上橙子, 恰逢勁敵
相信看到這一集的你一定會(huì)很幸災(zāi)樂禍。橙子終于遇到勁敵了。并且這個(gè)同胞無論是講冷笑話還是搞怪都比橙子更牛掰?？吹匠茸拥谝淮蚊鎸?duì)強(qiáng)敵臉上落寞的表情還真是不適應(yīng)。好在，導(dǎo)演保留了橙子的主演地位，再出色的勁敵，也改變不了最后的命運(yùn)。即使再后來，廚房里多了無數(shù)個(gè)橙子，讓主角也體驗(yàn)了崩潰的感覺……
ORANGE: It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.Hmm... Oh...
橙子：我一個(gè)人在這好孤獨(dú)啊.....呼....咳
OTHER ORANGE: [muffled noises]
其它橙子：?jiǎn)鑶?..嗯
ORANGE: Hey, what's that?
橙子：嘿，那是啥...小朋友?
OTHER ORANGE: Whoa! Hello, that was fun. [laughs]
其它橙子：哇噢，放在這里就好了，哈哈哈
ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!
橙子：嘿，你是橙子誒。
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!
其它橙子：嘿，你是橙子誒。
ORANGE: I'm an orange!
橙子：我是一個(gè)橙子。
OTHER ORANGE: I'm an orange!
其它橙子：我是一個(gè)橙子。
ORANGE: That's what I said.
橙子：那是我說的話。
OTHER ORANGE: That's what I said.
其它橙子：那是我說的話。
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?
橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，你想聽笑話嗎?
OTHER ORANGE: Okay.
其它橙子：好啊。
ORANGE: Why'd the chicken cross the--
橙子：Weism小雞要穿過...
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange?
其它橙子：嘿，嘿橙子?
ORANGE: What?
橙子：干嘛?
OTHER ORANGE: Why'd the orange go blind?
其它橙子：為什么橙子會(huì)瞎?
ORANGE: Huh?
橙子：啥?
OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.
其它橙子：因?yàn)樗S生素see不夠，嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, I was telling jokes.
橙子：嘿，我剛剛在講笑話誒
OTHER ORANGE: Get it? Vitamin C?
其它橙子：懂了嗎?維生素see? 嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange!What'd the orange say before he went to work?
橙子：嘿，嘿橙子。橙子上班前要說什么?
OTHER ORANGE: "Back to the rind" [guffaws]
其它橙子：重“批”戰(zhàn)袍。
ORANGE: Hey, that's my joke!
橙子：嘿，那是我的笑話(干嘛破我的梗)。
OTHER ORANGE: [guffawing continues]
其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, how many oranges does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
橙子：嘿，嘿橙子，要幾個(gè)橙子才能裝好燈泡
OTHER ORANGE: [grunts, farts] [laughs]
其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻(放屁)哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: What was that? I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--
橙子：干嘛?我在講笑話誒，
OTHER ORANGE: [wet fart] Oh. There was a little pulp in that one.
其它橙子：放屁，這個(gè)有點(diǎn)水哦，哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: What is wrong with you?
橙子：你有病啊?
OTHER ORANGE: I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]
其它橙子：我想我有點(diǎn)熟了，哼嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this. [burps, laughs]
橙子：哦，是嘛?你能這樣嗎?打嗝。哈哈哈哈
OTHER ORANGE: Oh, anybody can do that. Watch. [belches loudly] Told you I'm ripe.
其它橙子：額，誰都會(huì)好不好，看好了。(打得超大聲)跟你說我熟啦。
ORANGE: You're annoying.
橙子：你很煩(低能)。
OTHER ORANGE: No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
其它橙子：不，我不是，我是橙子。
ORANGE: Well, you're--
橙子：我看你是...
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, why'd the orange fall out of a tree?
其它橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，為什么橙子會(huì)從樹上掉下來?
ORANGE: 'Cause you're stupid?
橙子：因?yàn)樗艿湍軉?
OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]
其它橙子：因?yàn)樗?枯)哭了。哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: [growls]
橙子：怒
OTHER ORANGE: [continues laughing] I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.
其它橙子：哈哈哈哈哈。干嘛這么爽，我說了世界上最好笑的笑話嗎?
ORANGE: Hey, Orange!
橙子：嘿，橙子。
OTHER ORANGE: What? What is it, Orange?
其它橙子：干嘛?干嘛?
ORANGE: Knife.
橙子：刀。
OTHER ORANGE: Huh? [screaming]
其它橙子：啊?啊啊啊啊啊
ORANGE: [laughing]
橙子：哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: Hey Orange, way to go.You've got lots of guts. [laughs]Get it? Guts? Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.Hey, what are you doing?
橙子：嘿，橙子，你蠻有料的嘛。(gut，勇氣，內(nèi)臟)哈哈哈哈，有聽懂嗎?蠻有了得，哈哈哈，哦，好多了，安靜又和平。誒，你在干嘛?
OTHER ORANGES: Oh! Whoa! Ow! Hey, watch out.
更多橙子：哦，額，誒，小心點(diǎn)。
ORANGE: No.
橙子：不。
OTHER ORANGES: Hey, another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey, Orange! Hey, Orange!
其它橙子：嘿，有一個(gè)橙子誒，誒，另一個(gè)橙子，哦，另一個(gè)橙子。誒，橙子。
ORANGE: Noooooooooooooooo!
橙子：不嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚
