搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子4 當圣誕老人遇上橘子

故事是關于一個愛講話、十分煩人的橘子“柳丁”, 有圣誕節(jié)的氣氛真好，廚房很溫馨。但是在有橙子在的廚房，就變得相當難耐。即使是世界上最和藹善良的圣誕老人，也終于無法承受橙子的冷笑話和調(diào)皮搗蛋。大智若愚的橙子? 圣人都想自殺了, 說不定把圣誕老人氣得誰都沒有圣誕禮物了.

Jingle bell. Bad me smell. I just crap my pant. Oh, wait. I’m not wearing pant.

叮叮當，我好臭，我剛拉屎在我褲子上。噢，等等，我沒穿褲子啊。

Merry Christmas.

圣誕快樂

Who are you? Well, Santa Claus.

你是誰?我是圣誕老人

Santa Claus? Is that a fruit or vegetable?

圣誕老人?那是水果還是蔬菜啊

No, I’m a person.

不，我是個人

You’re kind of red. You could be an apple.

你有點紅，你可以當個蘋果

No, I bring presents to all the good children on Christmas.

不，我在圣誕節(jié)帶禮物給所有乖孩子

Presents?

禮物?

Why? Yes.

怎么了?是這樣啊

I want one billion dollars.

我想要一億元

Oh, that’s a big much, don’t you think?

這有點多，你不覺得嗎

I want one billion dollars and a gallon of gas.

我想要一億元和億加侖汽油

A gallon of gas?

一加侖的汽油?

Yeah, cause I’m running on a juice.

對，因為我的果汁喝完了

Got it? Juice.

了解嗎，是果汁

Very funny.

非常有趣

I’m orange.

我是橘子

I know.

我知道

Hey... hey, Santa. Yes? Santa, hey.

嘿，圣誕

What?

怎么

Can I give you a present?

我可以給你個禮物嗎

Whoa…I guess.

喔，可以啊

That was very naughty.

真是非常調(diào)皮

[en]Hey... hey, Santa. What?

嘿，圣誕。怎么?

Do you like to go to the beach? I…I guess, yeah.

你喜歡去海邊嗎?我想…是啊

Then I’m going to call you “Sandy” Claus.

那么我要叫你沙蛋老人

That’s…that’s not my name.

那不是我的名字

Get it? Sandy Claus. Oh, I slay me.

懂嗎?沙蛋老人我快笑死了

Hohoho~ Yeah, very funny.

很好笑嗎

Hey... hey, Sandy. It’s Santa.

嗨，沙蛋。是圣誕

Hey, Sandy. Santa!

嘿，沙蛋。是圣誕!

Hey, Sandy hey. It’s Santa!

沙蛋。是圣誕!

Hey, do you want the most noise sound in the world? No.

你想要全世界最吵的聲音嗎?不

Please stop. Stop, stop, OK. OK what.

停，停了，好了

You know there are some naughty boys and girls out there. But you…you top the list. Who taught you…your manners? You are getting anything but calling you suck this year.

你知道外面有些壞男孩和壞女孩，不過你是其中最壞的，是誰教你禮貌的你今年除了煙以外什么也拿不到

Sock? How can I wear socks? I don’t even have the feet.

襪子?我怎么可能穿襪子?我又沒有腳

Hey, hey Sandy? What? Can you move over a little? You’re giving me close to phobia. Get it? Close to phobia. Yes, yes I get it. You are an apple.

沙蛋?怎么?你可以過去一點嗎?你太靠近我會厭惡。懂了嗎，近到厭惡。是，我知道了。你是個蘋果吧你