搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子6 可憐的橄欖球

Annoying orange 6-super bowl football 煩人的橙子6：可憐的橄欖球，這次來到了戶外，但橙子并不會因為環(huán)境的陌生而變得拘謹，依然把它看到的每一個“人”摧殘崩潰，橄欖球(美式足球)在超級碗上確實接受美國人的洗禮，有名而且還不是個水果，可最后同樣難逃悲慘的命運。(注：美國人說的足球是指橄欖球，在美國橄欖球比足球更流行)

Orange: [mumbling] Hey, get me out of here. Whoa, watch it, Mr. Grabbypants. I don't like being carried around like that, geez.

橙子：唔唔唔，嘿，把我放出來，嘿，小心點，新來的，我不喜歡被這么搬來搬去的，天啦....

Football: Whoa... whoa.

橄欖球(美式足球)：哇...哇

Orange: Whoa!

橙子：哇....噢

Football: Hi, there.

橄欖球(美式足球)：嘿，老兄

Orange: What the heck are you?

橙子：你是啥小朋友啊?

Football: Me? I'm a football.

橄欖球(美式足球)：我嗎?我是個足球。

Orange: You're a ball made of feet?

橙子：你是用腳做成的球嗎?

Football: No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made of feet.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不不不，足...球，懂嗎?不是用腳做成的。

Soccer Ball: Whoa! [grunts] Whoa...

橄欖球(美式足球)：哇哦...額

Orange: Whoa, it's a melon!

橙子：哇哦....是個瓜嘞。

Soccer Ball: I'm not a melon, I'm a football.

英式足球：人家才不是瓜類,人家是個足球。

Football: Oh, no you're not. Not in America, buddy.

橄欖球(美式足球)：哦，你不是，在美國，老子我才是足球，兄弟。

Soccer Ball: Whoa...

英式足球：哇...

Football: Freakin' tourists.

橄欖球(美式足球)：怪咖觀光客

Orange: Is Melon made of feet too?

橙子：瓜也是用腳做成的么?

Football: No, nobody's made of feet. Boy, what's wrong with you?

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒人使用腳做成的，孩子，你是怎么了?

Orange: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是個橙子。

Football: Yeah, newsflash, thanks.

橄欖球(美式足球)：是哦，第一手新聞，謝謝。

Orange: Your face is full of laces. Somebody didn't take their shoes off. [laughs]

橙子：你臉上都是鞋帶誒，有人把鞋子脫下來哦，哈哈哈哈

Football: Hey! Do you even know what a football is?

橄欖球(美式足球)：嘿，你TM到底知不知道足球是什么啊?

Orange: Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.

橙子：知道啊，用腳做成的球唄。

Football: No. Football is a game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's the only true--

橄欖球(美式足球)：錯，足球是由兩隊旗鼓相當的對手在一個由暴力美學構成的圓形運動場中間互相對抗，是唯一真...

Orange: Boring.

橙子：好無聊哦。

Football: What?

橄欖球(美式足球)：什么?

Orange: You look like a mutated lemon. You're a lemonhead. [laughs]

橙子：你看見來像個基因變異的檸檬，你是個檸檬頭吧，哈哈哈哈

Football: Yeah, that's not even funny. I'm shaped like this so it's easy to throw me.

橄欖球(美式足球)：好像嗎?一點也不好笑。我被做成這個形狀是為了讓球員更好把我扔出去。

Orange: Wait? Throw you? With their hands?

橙子：啥?把你扔出去?用手嗎?

Football: Yeah.

橄欖球(美式足球)：對。

Orange: So why are you called a football then? You should be called a handball.

橙子：那為嘛叫足球啊?該叫手球好不好?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不。

Orange: You're a handball!

橙子：所以你是顆手球哦。

Football: That's not my name!

橄欖球(美式足球)：我不叫手球。

Orange: Hey! Hey, Handball!

橙子：嘿嘿,...嘿，手球。

Football: It's Football!

橄欖球(美式足球)：是足球。

Orange: Hey Handball, do you have any money?

橙子：嘿，手球，你有錢(幾個胃)嗎?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒有。

Orange: 'Cause I want my "quarter back." [laughs]

橙子：我還以為你有四分之一美元(四分衛(wèi))呢，哈哈哈哈哈

Football: All right, this is getting a little--

橄欖球(美式足球)：喔，這開始變得有點...

Orange: Your name is Handball Lemonhead. [laughs]

橙子：你的名字是手球哦，檸檬頭，哈哈哈哈

Football: That's not my name!

橄欖球(美式足球)：那不是我的名字。

Orange: Hey, hey Handball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit?

橙子：嘿，嘿，手球，你會用口水吹泡泡嗎?

Football: No.

橄欖球(美式足球)：不會。

Orange: Like this, watch.[mumbling]

橙子：像這樣，看。

Football: That's disgusting.

橄欖球(美式足球)：真惡心。

Orange: Try it!

橙子：你也試試吧

Football: No!

橄欖球(美式足球)：我才不要。

Orange: You're not trying.

橙子：你沒在試哦。

Football: Yeah, and I'm not going to. Stop that!

橄欖球(美式足球)：沒錯，而且我也不打算試。給我停下來。

Orange: You'll love it!

橙子：你會喜歡的。

Football: No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

橄欖球(美式足球)：我絕對不會喜歡，我非常確定。

Orange: It's fun!

橙子：很好玩的哦。

Football: No! What's going on here? I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange?

橄欖球(美式足球)：不要，現在是怎樣?我可是超級碗的巨星誒，這就是給我的待遇嗎?弄一顆會講話的橙子來搞瘋我?

Orange: Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad? [laughs]

橙子?超級碗?就是用來裝很多沙拉的那個?哈哈哈哈

Football: No! It's not for a really big salad! Are you actually that slow?

橄欖球(美式足球)：不是，不是用來裝沙拉的。你真的有那么遲鈍嗎?

Orange: Hey, hey Handball!

橙子：嘿，嘿，手球?

Football: What?!

橄欖球(美式足球)：怎樣?

Orange: Foot.

橙子：腳。

Football: What?

橄欖球(美式足球)：什么?

Orange: Whoa!

橙子：哇。。。。。

Football: [yelling]

橄欖球(美式足球)：哀嚎ing

Orange: Hey Handball, can I have your seat?

橙子：嘿，手球，我可以坐你的位置嗎?

Football: [yells and groans]

橄欖球(美式足球)：繼續(xù)哀叫

Orange: [sighs] Oh, well.

橙子：唉。。。好吧

Soccer Ball: Whoa... [grunts] I tell ya, I'm a bloody football, not him.

英式足球：人家跟你說了吧，人家才是真的足球，不是他誒。

Orange: Yeah right. Handball told me that you weren't made of feet. Stupid melon.

橙子：哦，是哦，手球跟我說了，你不是用腳做成的。呆瓜。