搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子3 招惹西紅柿番茄
煩人的橙子招惹西紅柿(番茄)這里結(jié)局最凄慘的，恐怕要數(shù)番茄了。被扔進(jìn)榨汁機(jī)里粉身碎骨讓人甚是不忍。稍稍寬慰的是，即使已經(jīng)變成一坨番茄醬，他還是有生命的。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm bored.
橙子：我好無(wú)聊啊
TOMATO: Whoa! Whoa! Where am I?
西紅柿：喔喔，我在哪兒呢?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps) Hey Apple! You're back!
橙子：嘿，蘋果，你回來啦?
TOMATO: What?
西紅柿：什么?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Where ya been?
橙子：嘿，蘋果，你上哪兒玩了?
TOMATO: Are ya talking to me?
西紅柿：你在和我講話嗎?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!
橙子：嘿，蘋果。
TOMATO: I-- I'm not an apple!
西紅柿：我，我不是蘋果。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
橙子：嘿，嘿，蘋果。
TOMATO: Hey I-- I'm not an apple.
西紅柿：嘿，我，我不是蘋果。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! You're red! See? You're an apple!
橙子：你就是，你看你紅不啦嘰的，看見了嗎，你就是蘋果
TOMATO: No no-no-no-no-no-no, y-- you see, I-- I'm a tomato.
橙子：不不不不不不，你，你看，我，我是西紅柿。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A tomato? You look like an apple.
橙子：西紅柿?你看起來像蘋果哦。
TOMATO: Uh-- no no no. I-- I'm a *fruit* like an apple, but I'm not an apple.
西紅柿：不不不，我是個(gè)很像蘋果的水果，但我不是蘋果。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not, you're a vegetable.
橙子：射門，你才不是水果哩，你是蔬菜。
TOMATO: Well that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself, I'm a--
西紅柿：那是大眾對(duì)我的誤解，不過就我這個(gè)西紅柿而言，我是...
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!
橙子：嘿。
TOMATO: Uh--
西紅柿：啥?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you spit seeds?
橙子：嘿，嘿，蘋果，你會(huì)吐籽嗎?
TOMATO: What?
西紅柿：蝦米?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Like this!
橙子：像這樣(Orange spits a seed at Tomato. It hits Tomato next to his left eye.橙子對(duì)著西紅柿吐了一顆籽，正中西紅柿的左眼。)
TOMATO: Ow!
西紅柿：噢....
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
橙子：哈哈哈哈哈
TOMATO: What the heck is wrong with you?!
西紅柿：你腦子有問題啊。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!
橙子：我是一個(gè)橙子。
TOMATO: Don't ever do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?
西紅柿：別再對(duì)西紅柿做這種事了，比不知道我超容易黑臉嗎?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a "TOE-MAY-TOE?"
橙子：你是西--紅---四
TOMATO: It's "Tomato."
西紅柿：是西紅柿。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "TOE-MAY-TOE?"
橙子：西....紅...四。
TOMATO: "TA-MA-TO!" "Tomato!" It's not hard!
西紅柿，是西紅柿，是西紅柿，很難念嗎?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, you're a vegetable.
橙子：是的，反正你是蔬菜。
TOMATO: Fruit! I'm a fruit!
西紅柿：水果，我是水果。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! Ya can't be a fruit AND a vegetable!
橙子：啊啊!這樣不行哦，你不能邊當(dāng)水果，邊當(dāng)蔬菜哦。
TOMATO: (scoffs) I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!
西紅柿：我知道啊，我不是蔬菜啊，我是個(gè)水果。西紅柿是水果。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not! You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin!
不，你不是，你是蔬菜，像南瓜一樣。
TOMATO: Pumpkins are fruits too, ya moron!
西紅柿：南瓜也是水果，你個(gè)白癡。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! And elephants are microwaves! (laughs)
橙子：對(duì)對(duì)對(duì)，就像大象要用顯微鏡看一樣。
TOMATO: (sighs angrily)
西紅柿：火大
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing continues)
橙子：哈哈哈哈
TOMATO: I hate oranges.
西紅柿：我恨橙子
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an apple.
橙子：你是蘋果。
TOMATO: I'm a tomato.
西紅柿：我是西紅柿。
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.
橙子：蘋果
TOMATO: Tomato.
西紅柿：西紅柿
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.
橙子：蘋果
TOMATO: Tomato.
西紅柿：西紅柿
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.
橙子：蘋果
TOMATO: Tomato.
西紅柿：西紅柿
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Blender.
橙子：貴夫人
TOMATO: Huh?
西紅柿：干嘛?
TOMATO: Whaa!
西紅柿：啊....
TOMATO: Ey-- ow!
西紅柿：哎呦
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!
橙子：哇
TOMATO: Hey. Hey buddy! Don't press the button!
西紅柿：嘿嘿，兄弟，別按那個(gè)按鈕
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's that button do?
橙子：那個(gè)按鈕怎么了?
TOMATO: Don't press the button! Don't press the button!
西紅柿：別按那個(gè)按鈕啊，別按
TOMATO: WHAAA--
西紅柿：啊啊啊啊
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Tomato, are you okay?
橙子：西紅柿，你還好嗎?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, you're juicy. If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam. (laughs, then groans nervously) Ow.
橙子：你還真多汁啊，如果你真是個(gè)水果的話，你可以成為果醬，哈哈哈哈
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) Hey, Tomato, good to see ya. I was hoping we could "ketchup." (laughing)
橙子：哈哈哈，嘿，西紅柿，很高興看到你，你可真是可口鮮美啊，哈哈哈哈
TOMATO: (sighs angrily)
西紅柿：火大
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? "Ketchup." (resumes laughing) Why aren't you laughing?
橙子：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，了解嗎?可果美?你為啥不笑呢?
