英語小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 434 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
女人能了解這些規(guī)則多好啊!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do notask us. We refuse to answer.
1. 如果你們認(rèn)為自己胖了，那么你們也許就是胖了，不要來問我們，我們拒絕回答。
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put itdown.
2. 學(xué)會(huì)使用馬桶坐墊，如果坐墊抬起來了，自己放下來吧。
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of thebig reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then,you are stuck with her.
3. 不要剪頭發(fā)，永遠(yuǎn)不要。長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)總是比短頭發(fā)有魅力。男人們害怕結(jié)婚的一個(gè)重要因素就是已婚女人總會(huì)剪短頭發(fā)，然后你就不得不和她粘在一起了。
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfectpresent!
4. 生日、情人節(jié)和紀(jì)念日并不是用來考察我們能否找到完美的禮物的!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want tohear.
5. 如果你問一個(gè)不需要答案的問題，就等著聽一個(gè)你不想要的回答吧。
6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. 我們有時(shí)不會(huì)想到你們，忍一忍吧。
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics asthe shotgun formation and monster trucks.
7. 不要問我們?cè)谙胧裁?，除非你們想一起討論橄欖球或巨型卡車?/p>
8. Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
8. 星期天就是運(yùn)動(dòng)時(shí)間，就像是滿月或潮汐。你別想改變什么。
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
9. 逛街不是運(yùn)動(dòng)，不，我們永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)那么想。
10. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
10. 你穿什么都好看，真的。
11. You have enough clothes.
11. 你的衣服足夠多了。
12. You have too many shoes.
12. 你的鞋子太多了。
13. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
13. 哭是一種脅迫方式，你可以在必要的時(shí)候使用，可別指望我們會(huì)喜歡。
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
14. 你的前任男友是個(gè)白癡。
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work. Strong hintsdo not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
15. 你們想要什么就直說!隱晦的暗示沒用，強(qiáng)烈的暗示沒用，明顯的暗示也沒用，就直說吧!
16. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
16. “是”和“不是”幾乎能夠回答所有的問題。
17. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy iswhat your girlfriends are for.
17. 帶著你想要解決的問題來找我們，我們能做的是解決它。如果你們想要同情和安慰，去找你們的女朋友。
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
18. 持續(xù)了17個(gè)月的頭痛是個(gè)大問題，去看醫(yī)生。
19. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
19. 外國的電影最好留給外國人看吧。
20. Check your oil.
20. 檢查你的油箱。
21. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about havingtheir boobs stared at.
21. 穿著魔術(shù)胸衣和低胸上衣的女人們沒權(quán)利抱怨我們盯著她們的胸部看。
22. More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
22. 應(yīng)該有更多的女人穿上魔術(shù)胸衣和低胸上衣，我們喜歡看她們。
23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
23. 我們的關(guān)系永遠(yuǎn)不可能再像我們剛開始約會(huì)的兩個(gè)月時(shí)那樣了。
24. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
24. 啤酒會(huì)讓我們興奮就像你們見到新手袋一樣。
25. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet or attic orbasement.
25. 如果這是我們的房子，我就不明白為什么我的東西要被扔進(jìn)抽屜、閣樓或是地下室里。
26. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proofof how little we care about you.
26. 我們不能看透別人的心思，而且以后也不會(huì)。我們沒有這種能力并不能說明我們不關(guān)心你們。
27. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We knowyou are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
27. 如果我們問你們?cè)趺蠢玻銈兓卮?ldquo;沒事”，那我們就會(huì)裝作沒事的樣子。我們知道你們?cè)谡f謊，只是沒必要為這個(gè)爭(zhēng)論一番。
28. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
28. 處理掉你的貓。不，這都一樣，它和別的貓沒什么兩樣。
29. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
29. 狗就是比哪種貓都好。
30. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
30. 你媽媽沒必要成為我們最好的朋友。
31. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
31. 如果25條規(guī)定就足夠了，那就不要給我們50條。
32. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealousand petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
32. 告訴我們雜志上那些模特的身材都是用電腦修出來的不但使你們顯得嫉妒又小氣，而且也不會(huì)嚇得我們不再看那些雜志。
33. Never buy a "new" brand of beer because "it was on sale."
33. 不要僅僅因?yàn)?ldquo;特賣”就買回來一種沒聽說過的啤酒。
34. If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watchingit.
34. 房間里的電視開著而我們?nèi)嗽诤笤豪锊⒉灰馕吨覀儧]在看電視。
35. Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
35. 不要告訴別人我們買不起新車，要說我們不想買。
36. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
36. 你不開車的時(shí)候就不要指手畫腳了。
37. When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple "Yes" is fine.
37. 服務(wù)生來問意見時(shí)，只要簡(jiǎn)單地說“好”就行了。
