第9單元 百貨公司口吃男
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
有名口吃很?chē)?yán)重的粗壯肌肉男,走到百貨公司柜臺(tái)問(wèn)服務(wù)員:“請(qǐng)...請(qǐng)問(wèn)...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪里?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him but does not tell the man where the men's department is.
柜臺(tái)服務(wù)員只是看著他,并沒(méi)有回答那個(gè)人男裝部在哪里。
The guy repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's department?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
那個(gè)人又問(wèn)了一次:“請(qǐng)...請(qǐng)問(wèn)...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪里?”可是服務(wù)員仍然不回答他。
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's department?"
那個(gè)人又問(wèn)了好幾次:“請(qǐng)...請(qǐng)問(wèn)...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪里?”
And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
店員好像就是不想理他,最后那個(gè)人咒罵了一聲,憤然離去。
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer the guy's questions?"
排在那個(gè)人后面的顧客向店員問(wèn)道:“你干嗎不回答那個(gè)人的問(wèn)題?”
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
店員回答:“你...你覺(jué)...覺(jué)得...我...我想...被...被他...痛...痛扁...一...一頓嗎?!!”