欲望都市第六季 冷戰(zhàn) The Cold War

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:49:15 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.68]欲望城市 [00:36.60](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:45.08]“冷戰(zhàn)” [00:48.44]When it gets coId outside, New Yorkers head inside... 天氣變冷了，紐約客涌入室內(nèi) [00:54.00]and Iook for ways to generate heat. 想辦法取暖 [00:55.80]Hey, watch those hands, mister. [00:56.20]小心你的手，先生 [00:59.68]They are cold and you are warm, so.... 我的手好冰，你好溫暖 [01:03.48]People are looking. -大家都在看 -沒有人在看 [01:05.96]No one is looking. [01:05.76]Petrovsky. -佩特洛夫斯基 -你好 [01:08.84]Hi. [01:09.92]Seated at the star table, l see. -你坐在包廂里 -不然我要坐哪里呢? [01:13.88]Where else would l be? [01:15.60]-Come and join us. -No, we wouldn't want to-- -一起坐吧 -我們不想… [01:15.00]-No. -Yes, come. -來吧 -你是我們的救星 [01:17.88]You've saved our lives. [01:18.56]10,000 restaurants in New York, and everyone's at Pastis. 紐約有一萬間餐廳 大家都擠到帕斯底斯來 [01:22.92]lntroductions. 我來介紹，約翰保羅桑達爾 紐約最棒的畫家 [01:23.04]This is John Paul Sandal, the most fantastic painter in New York. [01:30.00]l'm not paying for lunch. 我不會請你們吃午餐 [01:31.68]-You know my assistant Lee. -Yes. Hi. 你認識我的助理李 [01:35.96]Audra Clark. She's the editor of Art/Life magazine. 歐卓拉庫克 藝術(shù)生活雜志的編輯 [01:37.12]-Carrie Bradshaw. -Hi. 凱莉布雷蕭 [01:40.76]Handsome Lee has just informed us of your upcoming show in Paris. 帥哥李告訴我們 你要在巴黎辦展覽 [01:42.52]-Congratulations. -Yeah, right. 在巴黎網(wǎng)球場國家畫廊辦個展 [01:46.72]A solo exhibit at the Galerie Nationale du Jeu de Paume.... [01:50.20]Just another day. -你又開始胡說了 -我一直都是這樣 [01:51.00]-You are so full of shit. -l never said l wasn't. [01:53.96]This is your first new exhibit in, what, four years? -這是你四年來第一場個展? -是六年才對 [01:57.52]Six. 全世界的人都屏息以待 [01:59.04]The world is waiting with breath that is bated. [02:02.52]We need menus and a wine list. 我們要菜單跟酒單 [02:06.00]-So, how are they? -The oysters? Very good. -它們?nèi)绾? -牡蠣蠻好吃的 [02:08.88]No, his pieces. 不，我是指他的作品 [02:12.84]l don't know. l haven't seen them yet. 我不知道，我還沒有看過它們 [02:14.64]-Are you an artist as well? -No, l'm a writer. -你是藝術(shù)家嗎? -不，我是作家 [02:17.52]Novels? -你寫小說? -不，我在報紙寫專欄 [02:17.40]No, l write a column for a newspaper. [02:20.56]-The Times? -The New York Star. -紐約時報嗎? -紐約星報 [02:24.68]lt's a very good column. About women, men, and sex. 那個專欄很棒 主題是男女關(guān)系跟性 [02:29.96]Very smart, and very funny. -非常聰明有趣 -我相信 [02:30.84]l'm sure. 你才不知道 [02:33.04]You're not sure, you are snide. [02:35.100]-May l borrow your newspaper? -No, what are you.... -我能借一下你的報紙嗎? -不，你在… [02:40.40]Let them listen. 我要念給他們聽 [02:40.64]''lt's my belief that the last time anyone actually enjoyed... “我相信人們喜歡69體位” [02:45.96]''the 69 position was in 1969.'' [02:46.24]“應該是1969年的事了” [02:51.60]l think it's funny. 我覺得它很有趣 [02:53.52]That wasn't one of my smartest. 那還不是我最滿意的作品 [03:01.32]And further uptown, CharIotte didn't mind the coId. 在上城區(qū)夏綠蒂一點都不怕冷 [03:04.84]She had a new puppy Iove to keep her warm. 她對狗狗的愛溫暖了她的心 [03:08.68]-That is the most precious little thing. -Thank you. 那只小狗好可愛 它叫什么名字? [03:12.28]-What's her name? -Elizabeth Taylor. 伊麗莎白泰勒 [03:16.88]That is the fourth person to stop and gush. 那是第四個停下腳步尖叫的人 [03:18.32]l swear, that dog's getting cruised more than me... 我們在男同志區(qū)的街角 那只小狗竟比我更引人注意 [03:21.76]and we're on the corner of Gay and Gay. [03:23.40]She loves the attention, doesn't she? 它喜歡別人注意它 你看它昂首闊步 [03:25.00]Look how she prances along. Do you see her prancing? [03:28.60]Yes, she's very prancey. -你看到了嗎? -對，它真的很活沷 [03:28.76]She was a show dog. She even competed at Westminster. 它以前是比賽狗 它參加過西敏寺犬展 [03:32.96]Did she ever win anything? -它贏過任何比賽嗎? -沒有 [03:34.48]No, but l think that was only because her last owner wasn't very supportive. 但它的前主人不是很支持它 [03:38.32]l think she misses the competition. See how she's showing off? -我想它想念比賽 -它是只惹人注意的臭狗 [03:42.12]She's a freaking attention-whore. -好可愛的狗 -謝謝 [03:42.12]-Cute dog. -Thank you. [03:43.88]l'm thinking of re-entering her. 我考慮讓它重新參加比賽 [03:45.36]l think with my love, and a little encouragement... 有了我的愛跟鼓勵 它會贏的，你覺得呢? [03:49.36]she could actually win. What do you think? [03:51.08]What the hell? Do it. 放手去做吧 沒有人能夠綁住寶貝 [03:53.72]''Nobody puts Baby in the corner.'' [03:55.44]Dirty Dancing. Hello? “熱舞十七”，天啊 [03:59.60]And over in BrookIyn, someone was not feeIing so prancey. 在布魯克林 有人像泄了氣的皮球 [04:06.44]Your face is freezing. 你的臉好冰 [04:10.24]l had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels, and my feet hurt. 我穿高跟鞋從地鐵站走回來 我的腳快痛死了 [04:13.04]Why don't you carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else? 你為什么不帶雙球鞋去上班? [04:15.68]Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan, but you can't take me out of my shoes. 住口，你可以逼我搬離曼哈頓 你不能逼我拋棄高跟鞋 [04:20.48]Then stop complaining about them. 那么就別再抱怨了 [04:21.96]You're right, l have much bigger things to complain about. 我還有更嚴重的事要抱怨 你裝了我的數(shù)位用戶回路嗎? [04:23.88]Did you get a chance to install my DSL line today? [04:28.04]l was putting up Sheetrock in Brady's room. 我裝好石膏板了 [04:30.04]Steve, you know l can't live without internet access. -沒有網(wǎng)路我活不下去 -沒有墻你的孩子能活嗎? [04:31.48]You want your kid to live without walls? [04:34.92]Here, this ought to cheer you up. 這應該能讓你打起精神來 快馬郵遞弄對了我們的住址 [04:36.68]The Pony Express finally got our address right. [04:39.36]-We have mail? -Yeah. 我們能收到郵件了? 我的“八卦熱聞”送來了 [04:39.68]My TattIe TaIe came. [04:41.32]Finally, a connection to the real world. -我終于能跟現(xiàn)實世界接觸 -我不敢相信你會看那種東西 [04:45.16]l can't believe that you read that crap. [04:48.00]l love it. lt's my thing. Let it go. 我喜歡它 這是我的習慣，別啰嗦 [04:52.80]-Magda and Brady are-- -l'm reading this. You no longer exist. -梅格跟布萊迪… -我在看雜志，別吵我 [04:56.88]That night, over at the onIy restaurant that seemed to exist.... 那晚在唯一存在的餐廳里… [04:59.64]There's Samantha's boyfriend Smith. -是莎曼珊的男朋友史密斯 -在哪里? [05:03.52]-Where? -Star table. Let's say hello. -在包廂，我們過去打招呼 -我好緊張 [05:04.12]l'm nervous. He is so unbelievably hot in that Gus Van Sant movie. 他在葛斯范桑的電影里 帥到簡直不行 [05:11.40]But can he pull off a fuchsia Oswald Boateng shirt? 他能脫下奧茲沃爾德伯騰 金盞花型的上衣嗎? [05:15.24]Hi. Sorry to interrupt. 抱歉打擾你們，我們見過面 我們是莎曼珊的朋友 [05:16.44]We've met before. We're friends of Samantha's. [05:18.84]l hear she's a wonderful woman. -我聽說她是個好女人 -天啊 [05:23.40]My God. [05:24.88]That's a good look for you. lt's very Jefferson Starship. 這個造型非常適合你 很有星船合唱團的味道 [05:26.36]l decided to turn a little hair loss into a lot of hair gain. 我決定忘記掉發(fā)的事情 幫自己想一些新造型 [05:31.56]You're getting wiggy with it. -你的假發(fā)都很好看 -快過來坐在我旁邊 [05:33.04]Come on, jam in here, right next to me. [05:35.24]We don't want to disturb.... 我們不想打擾… [05:37.12]Are you kidding? Any friend of Samantha's. 你在開玩笑嗎? 莎曼珊的朋友就是我的朋友 [05:39.68]Okay. 他是我的男朋友馬可斯 史密斯杰洛德，你喝什么? [05:42.68]This is my boyfriend Marcus. Marcus, Smith Jerrod. [05:45.84]What are you drinking? Looks yummy. [05:46.36]Smith Jerrod. 史密斯杰洛德，天啊 [05:48.64]All right. -你好嗎? -我女朋友愛死你了 [05:50.96]-How you doing, boss? -Dude, my girl loves you. [05:54.32]You gotta let me get a picture. -我要拍張照片 -你得連我的朋友一起拍 [05:54.20]-Only if you get my friends here. -All right. [06:01.00]l heard... 聽說亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基 要在巴黎辦個展 [06:02.96]that Aleksandr Petrovsky is having a solo show in Paris. [06:05.96]Don't believe everything you hear. -別相信那些傳言 -它真的很刺激，快告訴我 [06:07.16]lt's exciting. Tell me about your show. [06:10.84]Why would l want to talk about my work... 你跟我躺在床上 [06:15.48]when l have you in bed with me? 我為什么要談工作? [06:18.96]Because l want to know about it. Because it's important to you. 因為我想知道 這對你來說非常重要 [06:23.64]This is what's important to me. 這對我來說才是最重要的 [06:28.72]l'm serious. Come on. -我是認真的，快點 -我也非常認真 [06:29.28]So am l. Very serious. [06:34.40]l just.... 我想多多了解你的工作 [06:34.96]l want to know more about what you do... [06:39.56]if for no other reason... 要不是在餐廳里遇到熟人 [06:39.72]than l would like to avoid having this face in restaurants. [06:47.88]l prefer to keep my work and my private life separate. 我寧愿將工作跟私生活分開 [06:50.96]All this art talk is so fucking boring. 那些藝術(shù)討論太無聊了 [06:55.76]lt wouldn't be to me. 我不那么認為 [06:56.64]Then you are the exception to the rule. 那么你是個例外 [06:60.40]lf you're not going to tell me... 如果你不告訴我國家藝廊的事 [07:03.40]about the Galerie Nationale de blah-blah-blah... [07:06.40]then l need to get serious about my busy day. 我得去做事了 [07:07.68]Don't go. -別走 -我有很多… [07:08.08]-l have many important-- -The schedule. [07:12.72]You're so New York. 行程，你太像紐約客了 留在這里什么事都不做 [07:13.36]Stay here, do nothing. [07:17.40]Get in trouble, be spontaneous. 惹點麻煩，隨性一點 [07:22.56]But l'm meeting people for things. 但我得跟很多人談事情 [07:25.56]lt's cold out there. Stay here, where it's warm. 外面太冷了 留下來，這里很溫暖 [07:32.64]Samantha, l don't know how to tell you this... 莎曼珊 我不知道該怎么告訴你 [07:34.60]but l was reading my TattIe TaIe, and there's a picture of Smith. 但“八卦熱聞”雜志 登出史密斯的照片 [07:39.36]Miranda! What in the world are you doing reading something like that? -你干嘛看那種東西? -這是我的習慣，別啰嗦 [07:43.56]l love it. lt's my thing. Let it go. [07:43.96]Smith is always in that rag. -史密斯常上那本雜志 -對，但這次他是男同志 [07:44.64]Yeah, but this time... [07:48.76]he's gay. [07:51.40]“男孩之夜” [07:52.52]''Smith Jerrod cozies up to Broadway dancer, Marcus Adant... “史密斯杰洛德勾搭上 百老匯舞者馬可斯亞登” [07:57.88]''and unidentified older gay gentleman.'' “旁邊還有一個 身分不明的老男同志” [07:59.84]Poor Stanford. -可憐的史丹佛 -史密斯不是男同志 [08:01.24]-Smith is not gay. -Of course not. [08:03.56]-So this makes you his beard. -l'm a beard in a wig. 當然不是 [08:06.64]-你是他的障眼法? -我是個戴假發(fā)的美女 [08:08.68]You're not upset? -你不生氣嗎? -拜托 [08:10.88]Please, after the Big C, you don't sweat the small stuff. 得過癌癥的人 才不會在乎那種小事 [08:15.96]And besides, once the gay rumors start, it means you're really a star. 而且男同志的傳言一傳開 那表示他真的是大明星 [08:22.04]Hello? -喂 -是我 [08:23.32]Hi, sweetie. lt's me. 凱莉，你在哪里? [08:25.92]Carrie, where are you? [08:28.60]Bad news. l don't think l'm gonna make it. 我沒辦法過去了 [08:30.40]You can't come? Are you okay? -你不能來?你沒事吧? -我沒事，我只是… [08:30.80]l'm fine. l'm just all the way downtown with the Russian... [08:32.56]我跟俄國佬在市區(qū) 外面真的好冷 [08:35.96]and it's very cold out. [08:36.04]She's still downtown, and it's too cold. 她還在市區(qū)，外面很冷 [08:41.12]We haven't seen you in forever, and l have news. 我們很久沒見到你 我有事要宣布 [08:45.92]Elizabeth Taylor is going to be in a dog show. 伊麗莎白泰勒要參加狗展 [08:49.24]My Elizabeth Taylor. 我的伊麗莎白泰勒 [08:53.52]Congratulations. 恭喜，謝謝 [08:56.44]And Miranda really wants to talk to you, and Smith is gay. 米蘭達很想跟你說話 史密斯是男同志 [08:58.12]What do you mean, you're not coming? -你不來嗎? -史密斯是男同志? [09:01.80]Smith is gay? 我大老遠從布魯克林跑來 [09:03.20]Don't change the subject. l came all the way from Brooklyn. [09:05.28]Who are you kidding? You'd use any excuse to come in the city. 你想盡藉口跑到城里來 [09:08.12]You owe me a trip to Brooklyn. 你還沒有履行承諾去布魯克林 [09:10.96]Carrie. 凱莉，我們很好，沒事 史密斯不是男同志 [09:12.24]We're fine, everything's fine. Smith is not gay. [09:17.28]lt's too cold to leave the house. You stay downtown with your hot man. 外面好冷別出門 跟你的性感男人待在市區(qū) [09:20.76]Okay. [09:30.64]Which is exactIy what I did for the next four days. 接下來的四天我真的那么做了 [09:33.00]天啊 [09:43.64]With my coIumn tragicaIIy overdue... 由于專欄嚴重脫稿 我離開俄國佬溫暖的公寓 [09:43.96]I finaIIy Ieft the Russian's warm apartment. [09:49.40]Good God. 我的天啊 [09:50.100]And came home to the tropics. 回家過水深火熱的生活 [09:59.04]When you've been spending aII your time in your new worId... 當你所有時間 都沉溺在新世界里 [10:00.92]it's easy to forget that there might be peopIe trying to reach you from your oId worId. 很容易就會忘了 舊世界的人想要聯(lián)絡(luò)你 [10:06.92]Hey, kid. How's it going? 小鬼，你還好嗎? 我剛把新買的卡貝爾內(nèi)放好 [10:07.28]We just put our new cabernet to bed. Made me think of you. [10:10.36]這讓我想起你，回個電話給我 [10:12.04]Give me a caII. [10:16.92]Saturday, 10.:00 p.m. 星期六晚上十點 [10:18.72]PIaying hard to get, huh? 你在玩欲擒故縱嗎? [10:19.60]CaIIed your ceII, but I think I copied the number wrong. 我打過你的手機 但我想我記錯號碼了 [10:24.12]UnIess you're a ticked-off guy named Paco. 除非你是叫做帕可的臭男人 [10:26.48]Hey, I want to taIk to you. CaII me. 我想跟你談一談，回電話給我 [10:30.16]Monday, 2.:00 p.m. 星期一下午兩點 [10:31.44]Carrie. 凱莉，又是我 [10:34.04]It's me. Again. [10:35.32]Listen, did I do something to tick you off? 聽著，我做了什么事 把你惹毛了嗎? [10:39.08]If I did, caII me and I'II apoIogize, okay? 如果我真的那么做了 打電話給我，我會道歉的 [10:44.08]Okay. [10:47.08]Wednesday, 8.:00 p.m. 星期三晚上八點 [10:52.92]DeIeted. 刪除留言… [10:58.40]l deleted Big. -我刪掉大人物的留言 -你刪掉大人物的留言? [10:58.56]-You deleted Big? -Yep. [10:60.56]Did you call him to tell him you deleted him? -你打電話跟他說了嗎? -沒有 [11:02.84]-Nope. -That's new. 那真是稀奇 [11:04.76]Delete, delete, delete. Three messages last week. 我刪掉留言 上星期他留話三次給我 [11:07.64]-What do you think he was calling about? -Don't know. -你覺得他干嘛打電話來? -我不知道 [11:12.44]And for the first time, don't really care. 這是我第一次真的不在乎 [11:13.28]After his last trip, l finally got it. What's the point? 經(jīng)過上次的事件，我終于懂了 那會有什么結(jié)果呢? [11:19.88]Things are serious with the Russian. -我跟俄國佬是認真的 -真的嗎?太棒了 [11:21.16]Really? That's great. [11:24.12]lt's just so different and so.... 它真的很不一樣，還有… [11:28.44]What? 什么?很像成人游戲 [11:31.92]Grown-up. 我不再疑惑 不必擔心他對我的感覺 [11:31.12]There's not a lot of fuss. [11:32.68]There's no confusion about how he feels about me. [11:35.56]He tells me all the time. 他常常告訴我他愛我 我不必再對著答錄機說話 [11:37.44]Unlike answering machine up there in Napa. [11:40.92]-Sounds perfect. -Yeah. 聽起來很不錯 [11:42.60]-There's just one thing. -Thank God. 我只有一個問題 [11:45.92]l was beginning to feel bad about Steve and me. What's the thing? 我開始擔心我跟史蒂夫之間了 你有什么問題? [11:49.80]We don't really have anything in common but each other. 我們擁有彼此 卻沒有任何的共通點 [11:54.88]We're not really involved in each others' lives. 我們不參與彼此的生活 [11:59.76]He never shares anything about his work. -他從不談他的工作 -我不跟史蒂夫談我的工作 [11:60.80]-l don't talk to Steve about my work. -And he doesn't mind? [12:02.100]-l think he prefers it that way. -But you guys share everything else. -他不介意嗎? -他喜歡那樣 [12:05.60]你們分享其他的事情 [12:08.16]Because we're in Brooklyn. There's no one else to talk to. 我們住在布魯克林 這里沒有其他人會跟我聊天 [12:09.88]Besides, Carrie, every couple's different. 凱莉，每對戀人都是不一樣的 [12:15.72]Yeah, l guess l just had this idea about a couple sharing everything. 對 [12:15.04]我認為戀人得分享一切 至少他們得分享熱情 [12:18.12]At least their passions. [12:22.08]You want passions on top of passion? 你想擁有真正的熱情嗎? [12:26.56]Carrie, welcome back. 凱莉，歡迎，看到新墻了嗎? 真的有進步吧? [12:28.44]You see the new walls? Nice progress, huh? [12:30.04]-l'll say! lt's really coming together. -What's all that? 沒錯，開始有點像樣了 [12:36.12]l stopped off and picked up some dessert for you ladies. -那是什么? -我?guī)湍銈冑I了甜點 [12:38.48]Brooklyn's finest. Cheesecake and cannolis. 布魯克林最好吃的東西 我買了起司蛋糕甜酥卷 [12:43.84]What a delightful borough. 真的是太棒了 [12:45.56]l'll put this stuff out in the kitchen. 我把這個放到廚房去 [12:48.64]l love having your friends over. 我喜歡你朋友來家里玩 [12:53.48]l want you to meet him. My Russian. -我要你跟我的俄國情人見面 -我等不及了 [12:55.40]Can't wait. [12:58.44]That log is really heating up the joint, huh? 壁爐真的很溫暖吧? [13:07.64]Good morning. 早安 [13:07.64]All night again? 你又熬夜了? [13:11.12]How's the work going? 作品做得如何? [13:13.00]It was cIear from his siIence... 很明顯地我們的早餐 一點都不熱情 [13:13.16]we weren't having passions on top of passions for breakfast. [13:16.88]What are you doing Sunday night? -你星期天晚上要做什么? -我不知道 [13:19.92]l have no idea. Why? [13:20.44]l was thinking, since l met some of your friends the other day... 那天我見過你的朋友 [13:24.24]maybe you could meet some of my friends. 或許你該見見我的朋友 [13:26.68]Those people were my colleagues, not my friends. 那些人是我的同僚 不是我的朋友 [13:29.56]My friends are mostly in Europe. 我的朋友大多數(shù)都在歐洲 [13:31.16]My friends are here, and they are fantastic. 我的朋友都在這里 她們都是好人 [13:35.12]Then on Sunday, l'll be happy to meet your fantastic friends. 那么我很樂意見見你的好朋友 [13:37.96]Goody. 太棒了，你在紐約有個朋友 那就是我 [13:41.40]And FYl, you have a friend in New York. Me. [13:45.68]You're not my friend, you are my lover... 你是我的情人，不是我的朋友 那真的很棒 [13:45.88]and that is a much better thing. [13:54.96]-Come to bed. -No. 到床上來吧 [13:55.60]l have to go home. l have to write my column. l can't turn it in late again. 不，我得回家寫稿 我不能再遲交了 [13:59.48]-Work here. -l can't. My computer's at home. -在這里寫稿 -我的電腦在家里 [14:02.88]l have computer, very good for writing columns. 我有部很適合寫稿的電腦 [14:07.04]You would let me use your fancy computer? 你愿意讓我用你的高級電腦? [14:10.04]ln exchange for one hour in bed. 交換條件是 你得陪我上床一小時 [14:18.20]Okay. 好吧 [14:22.20]They say that opposites attract, but they never say for how Iong. 據(jù)說不同的人能吸引彼此 但沒有人知道能吸引多久 [14:25.12]ShouId the reIationship-savvy person... 但工作跟朋友 能夠激起熱情嗎? [14:29.44]stoke the fires of passion with the kindIing of work and friends? [14:32.00]Or shouId we simpIy be satisfied with the romance that sizzIes? 或是我們應該滿足于 令人興奮的浪漫? [14:36.96]I couIdn't heIp but wonder. 我不禁猜疑著 [14:37.60]Without sharing your worIds... 無法分享彼此的世界 激情也會冷卻嗎? [14:40.04]can even the hottest reIationship stop coId? [14:46.92](冷卻嗎?) [14:53.40]MeanwhiIe, Samantha was about to hear the hottest rumor... 莎曼珊即將聽到 最熱門的八卦話題 [14:56.56]from the city's hottest rumor miII, two young PR girIs. [14:56.48]兩個年輕公關(guān)在閑嗑牙 [14:60.32]Did you see that picture of Smith Jerrod online? 看到史密斯杰洛德的照片沒? 我不相信他是男同志 [15:03.60]l can't believe he's gay. [15:02.92]No one that good-looking is ever straight. -那么帥的人不可能是異性戀 -他跟莎曼珊瓊斯交往 [15:05.88]l thought he was dating Samantha Jones. [15:07.48]All this time, l thought she had the hottest sex life in New York city. 我以為她是紐約 性生活最精彩的女人 [15:12.08]lt turns out she's just a fag hag. 結(jié)果她只是個老巫婆 [15:14.48]And that stopped Samantha coId. 那澆了莎曼珊一頭冷水 [15:16.52]And here comes the hound group. This is a beautifuI group. 接下來是獵犬組 [15:21.64]There's the Pharaoh Hound champion, EIeanor Pendragon... [15:23.40]four-time best-in-show winner. [15:26.36]Take a Iook at that outfit. [15:29.28]Everyone is talking about me. 大家都在談我，八卦雜志 把我從蕩女變成老巫婆 [15:31.28]ln the blink of a tabloid, l went from Demi to Liza. [15:32.92]At least people know who you are. 至少現(xiàn)在大家知道你是誰 “身分不明的老男同志” [15:34.64]''Unidentified older gay gentleman.'' [15:39.32]Marcus got three auditions off that picture. l got outed. 因為那張照片，馬可斯得到 三次試鏡機會，我被遺忘了 [15:43.28]Poor Stanny. 可憐的史丹尼 [15:44.20]How can they just assume l'm gay? 他們怎么知道我是同志? [15:50.92]l've got $10 on Lord Reginald lV down there. Any takers? 我賭10塊雷吉納德四世會贏 有人要跟? [15:54.04]You are a good friend. All the way from Brooklyn... 我大老遠從布魯克林 跑來看狗繞著圈圈跑 [15:55.32]to see a bunch of dogs run in a circle. [15:59.40]She came to watch my baby get baptized. l came to watch her baby get judged. 她參加我孩子的受洗禮 我來看她的寶貝比賽 [16:02.08]l almost didn't show my face. ''Fag hag.'' 我?guī)缀醪桓页鲩T，老巫婆 [16:03.08]There go years and years of fucking everything that walks. 所有人都會一直記著這事 [16:08.12]l thought you weren't gonna sweat the small stuff. 你不該為了小事大驚小怪 [16:11.44]l can't have cancer and be a fag hag. 我沒辦法得了癌癥 又被說是老巫婆 [16:12.48]You guys wanna have drinks with the Russian tomorrow night? -你想見俄國佬嗎? -我要 [16:14.52]-Sure. -l'm in. 我也要 [16:15.80]Me, too. [16:17.20]Sweetie, l'm sorry. lt's just the girls this time. 抱歉，這是女人的聚會 [16:21.88]What am l now, your unidentified older gay friend? 現(xiàn)在我是什么東西? 身分不明的老男同志朋友? [16:24.96]You'll be in the next round, l promise. 你被安排在下一回合 我得去看看小媽媽了 [16:26.04]l gotta go backstage and check on the little mother. [16:27.44]Take your time. We've still got Sporting and Working and Toy. 慢慢來，我們還要看槍鳥犬組 工作犬組跟玩賞犬組，天啊 [16:36.44]This was not the type of blow job l was hoping for today. 我不喜歡做這種造型工作 [16:40.36]She looks so pretty. Yes, she does. 它看起來好漂亮，一點都沒錯 [16:45.60]Did you see how impressed the host committee was? 你看到評審們多么喜歡它嗎? [16:45.68]l really think she has a chance. [16:48.68]You think with all these faggy little dogs... 我以為有那么多狗來比賽 至少會有個肌肉同志男 [16:50.96]there'd be at least one horny circuit muscle gay here. [16:53.04]No, nothing but boxy, thick-legged ladies and tweedy old queens. 不，這里只有 那些大屁股蘿卜腿的老太婆 [16:60.52]Did you cut yourself with the scissors? There are drops of blood here. 小夏，你剪到手指了嗎? 這里有血 [17:04.08]Wait, it's coming from her. 那是它的血 [17:05.76]No, don't tell me.... 不，別告訴我… [17:10.36]She's in heat. 不，它發(fā)情了 [17:12.68]Hey, how's it.... 情況… [17:14.36]-What's wrong? -The frigging dog just got her period. -怎么了? -那只狗的那個來了 [17:16.32]-Excuse me? -Yeah. -你說什么? -它的大姨媽來了，比賽結(jié)束 [17:17.80]Aunt Flo's in doggy town. Show over. [17:22.20]Don't say that. We can still compete. 我們還能比賽，有次我那個來 還是拿下少年體操冠軍 [17:23.68]l once won a junior gymnastics meet when l had mine. [17:27.48]lt's a dog. 它是小狗 你要去買迷你衛(wèi)生棉嗎? [17:28.68]What're you gonna do? Run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon? [17:35.92]You're right. lt's not funny. 你說得對，那不好笑 我是女人，我應該很了解的 [17:37.12]l'm a woman. l should know better. [17:45.04]Trouble. Elizabeth Taylor just got her period. 有麻煩了 伊麗莎白泰勒那個來了 [17:47.76]-What? -Backstage. -什么? -小狗伊麗莎白泰勒來了月經(jīng) [17:49.64]That time of the month. -我就覺得它看起來腫腫的 -難怪它剛剛那么騷 [17:52.12]l thought she looked a little bloated. [17:53.72]And she was so bitchy earlier. [17:58.20]And here come the toy dogs. 接下來是玩賞犬 [17:59.24]Many viewers don't reaIize that these IittIe dogs... 許多觀眾不了解 比起體型大的狗狗 [18:02.12]can actuaIIy be a Iot harder to care for than dogs 10 times their size. [18:06.92]這些小狗很難照顧 [18:15.40]查理王獵犬動作敏捷 [18:17.96]接下來是西施犬 [18:20.64]還有瑪爾濟斯犬 下一位是迷你杜賓狗 [18:32.08]The judge has narrowed it down to... 評審選出玩賞犬組的入圍者 [18:35.88]the Toy PoodIe, champion Diamond Keiko... [18:38.92]the Shih Tzu, champion Yurisaki... 西施犬 [18:41.40]the Pomeranian, champion Justy Greystoke... 博美犬 [18:42.60]and the King CharIes SpanieI, EIizabeth TayIor. 跟查理王獵犬 [18:47.88]Come on, Elizabeth Taylor! 加油，伊麗莎白泰勒 [18:58.84]CharIotte was a dog show naturaI... 由于出身上流社會 夏綠蒂非常適合參加狗展 [19:01.08]thanks to her bIue bIood background. [19:04.56]Let me see the move. 讓我看看它們的動作 [19:06.28]And speaking of bIood.... 說到這一點… [19:16.72]The judge is examining the dog's gait one more time before he makes his decision. 評審再度檢查狗狗的步法 [19:22.04]One. 第一名 [19:23.48]It's the King CharIes SpanieI... 查理王獵犬 [19:28.72]foIIowed by the Shih Tzu, the Pomeranian.... 再來是西施犬、博美犬… [19:30.60]That's my friend. 那是我的朋友 [19:34.08]AII the dogs were champions. 所有的狗狗都是冠軍 [19:36.32]But to the judge, CharIotte was the best in show. 但對評審來說 夏綠蒂是最亮眼的明星 [19:38.84]Period. 句號(又指：月經(jīng)) [19:43.32]Samantha Jones. l thought that was you. 莎曼珊瓊斯，我就知道是你 [19:46.32]Tom, what are you doing here? 湯姆，你在這里做什么? [19:49.64]l handle the press for this tacky thing. 我負責這個爛比賽的宣傳工作 [19:50.80]Listen, could l get Smith Jerrod's number? 你能給我 史密斯杰洛德的電話號碼嗎? [19:55.00]Tom, no. 湯姆，不行，我跟他有一腿 [19:55.28]l'm fucking him. [19:58.24]Sure you are. 當然 [20:02.52]l'm a laughingstock. l have got to put a stop to this. 我成了超級大笑話 我得阻止這一切 [20:08.60]And from dog show to doggy show.... 從狗展到狗趴式 [20:09.36]Are you sure you want to do this? -你確定嗎? -巴黎希爾頓因此一炮而紅 [20:12.36]lt worked for Paris Hilton. l need to set the record straight, literally. [20:13.56]我得清楚地表達我的意思 [20:14.28]But l don't care if people think l'm gay. 我不在乎大家以為我是男同志 [20:20.20]This isn't about you. 這跟你無關(guān) [20:23.12]Now, when we get going, make sure to say: 開始做的時候你一定要說 [20:24.80]''Samantha Jones, you are one hot piece of ass. “莎曼珊瓊斯 你是最性感的女人” [20:28.20]''l could fuck you all night long, Samantha Jones.'' “我可以整晚跟你做愛 莎曼珊瓊斯” [20:31.36]How are you gonna get this around? -你要怎么把消息放出去? -我是公關(guān)高手 [20:35.16]l'm a PR pro. [20:35.32]l know exactly whose hands to drop this into. 我知道該把錄影帶交給誰 [20:40.52]The very next day, two PR girIs... 隔天兩個公關(guān)接到了 聯(lián)邦快遞送來的限制級錄影帶 [20:41.52]got an anonymous XXX from FedEx. [20:45.76]Go get it. [20:49.84]You have to come next time. She was so happy. 下次你一定要來 它真的好高興 [20:54.84]You know what would make her happy? Letting her off that show leash. 你知道什么事能讓它高興嗎? 別讓皮帶綁著它 [20:58.92]No, l don't think so. What if she gets hurt? 我想還是不要吧 如果它受傷了呢? [20:60.16]Come on, honey. Give her a little victory lap on her own. 別這樣 讓它自己為勝利慶祝一下 [21:06.16]You're right. 你說得對 [21:06.96]Okay, Elizabeth. Go play. 好吧，伊麗莎白，去玩吧 [21:17.28]Look. 你看 [21:21.16]She made a little friend. lsn't that sweet? 它交到朋友了 那真的很棒吧? [21:30.40]No. 不，住手 [21:32.28]Stop that! 住手，它是血統(tǒng)純正的冠軍狗 [21:33.88]She's a blue ribbon winner. Stop it! [21:37.68]Honey, go! Do something! Harry! 老公，快想辦法，哈利，快點 [21:38.24]Hurry! -它在發(fā)情 -走開 [21:41.96]Stay away. [21:45.60]Get them off! Get off of Elizabeth Taylor! [21:45.72]別碰伊麗莎白泰勒 [21:47.72]There are more coming, honey! [21:51.60]Watch out for the big one! 小心那只大狗 [21:54.44]Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park? 伊麗莎白泰勒在公園被輪暴? [21:59.76]God, that's so '80s. 天啊 那太像80年代會發(fā)生的事了 [22:01.24]There we were at Asia de Cuba, waiting for my Iover de Russia. 我們坐在亞洲古巴 等我的俄國情人 [22:06.12](俄國佬) [22:06.16]Hi, where are you? 你在哪里? [22:07.60]Seriously, l could not believe how many dogs she was with. 我不敢相信那么多狗上了它 太惡心了 [22:12.84]lt was disgusting. My sweet little girl. -我的小女孩 -我想它已經(jīng)變成女人了 [22:13.96]l think she's a woman now. [22:18.84]Really? 真的嗎? [22:20.20]No, l understand. 不，我了解 [22:22.60]Okay, l will. 我會的 [22:23.56]Okay. [22:28.64]He's not gonna make it. 他沒辦法來 [22:28.76]-That's too bad. -ls he okay? -真的是太糟糕了 -他沒事吧? [22:32.52]No, he's just in the middle of something at his studio. He can't stop right now. 工作室里有些事沒做完 他走不開 [22:36.24]l understand. lf he's feeling inspired, then he shouldn't stop. 如果他的靈感來了 他的確不該半途而廢 [22:39.40]He's getting ready for this big exhibit at some Paris museum. 他在準備巴黎的大型個展 最近常常熬夜 [22:41.68]He's been staying up nights. [22:43.08]l'm disappointed. l wanted you guys to meet him. -我要你們見見他 -下次再說吧 [22:46.84]Another time. [22:50.56]Compliments of a Mr. Petrovsky with sincere apologies. 這是佩特洛夫斯基先生的 道歉禮物 [22:55.20]Why don't we finish these off... 我們酒足飯飽后到他家去吧 [22:57.08]crack this open, give him time, then go there and say hello? [22:59.56]Honey, are you sure you want to disturb him? -你確定可以打擾他嗎? -我們只是去打個招呼 [23:01.44]Yeah, we'll just go say hi. [23:04.32]He's always telling me to be more spontaneous. 他要我隨性一點 [23:09.40]A coupIe of cocktaiIs and a bottIe of champagne Iater.... 喝了幾杯雞尾酒 將香檳都喝光后 [23:13.80]Eighth floor, lingerie. 八樓內(nèi)衣部 [23:17.68]Apartment. Studio. 住家，工作室 [23:20.32]He has the whole floor. 整層樓都是他的 [23:24.40]Wait a minute. Sister's gotta get ready. 等一下，我得準備好 [23:32.28]Hello? 你好 [23:43.80]Hi. [23:46.80]-What are you doing? -l'm being spontaneous. -你在做什么? -我在隨性而為啊 [23:48.28]l told you l was working. -我說過我在工作 -我知道 [23:50.76]l know, but l just wanted my friends to meet you. 我只是要你見見我的朋友 你見過夏綠蒂了 [23:52.52]Charlotte you've met. [23:56.84]This is Miranda, and Samantha, a.k.a. Foxy Brown. 她是米蘭達 莎曼珊，綽號?？私z布朗 [23:60.92]-Hello. -Hello. -你好 -你好 [24:04.40]And l wanted them to see the house. 我要她們參觀一下房子 [24:06.36]When l say l am working, l'm working, okay? 我說我在工作就是在工作 抱歉，我真的很忙 [24:10.24]l'm sorry, guys. l'm very busy. [24:12.72]But please do stay. Enjoy the apartment. 請留下來好好參觀我的公寓 [24:15.84]We'll meet one day, all right? Sorry. 我們改天再聊，抱歉 [24:24.28]l'm sorry, l thought.... 抱歉，我以為… [24:28.84]-lt's fine. -He's working. -沒關(guān)系 -他在工作 [24:30.44]Do you guys still want to see the apartment? 你們要參觀公寓嗎? [24:33.20]lt's late. 已經(jīng)很晚了，我得回布魯克林 不然史蒂夫會擔心 [24:35.12]l should get back to Brooklyn, before Steve thinks l've defected. [24:39.76]Another time. Foxy is ready to hang up her wig. 下次再說 ?？私z要把假發(fā)脫掉了 [24:43.24]Do you want to come share a cab with me uptown? 你要跟我一起搭計程車 回上城區(qū)嗎? [24:47.12]No, l think l'm gonna stay. 不，我要留在這里 [24:49.52]-Okay. -Okay, sleep tight. -好吧 -好好睡 [24:51.92]Bye. 再見 [25:08.32]l am so glad to be home. -我很高興能夠回家來 -真的嗎? [25:10.00]You are? [25:13.16]l love you for loving my friends. 我愛你喜歡我的朋友 [25:17.52]And l love you for new walls... 我愛你做的新墻 跟起司蛋糕甜酥卷 [25:20.32]and cheesecake, cannoli. [25:27.96]lf you love me for that stuff, what's gonna happen now? 如果你因為那樣愛我 現(xiàn)在會發(fā)生什么事呢? [25:33.16]l put in your DSL line. 我接好了你的數(shù)位用戶回路 [25:36.52]Steve. 史蒂夫 [25:48.88](簡易水管維修工具書) [25:50.04]And aIthough Steve had satisfied Miranda, she stiII wanted more. 雖然史蒂夫滿足了米蘭達 她還是需索不斷 [25:57.48](名人錄影帶丑聞) [26:09.24]Samantha Jones, you are one hot piece of ass. “莎曼珊瓊斯 你是最性感的女人” [26:12.60]Yes! “我可以整晚跟你做愛 莎曼珊瓊斯” [26:13.84]I couId fuck you aII night Iong, Samantha Jones. [26:18.36]Samantha's hot tape cooIed Miranda's Iove of gossip for good. 莎曼珊的激情錄影帶 讓米蘭達對八卦消息敬而遠之 [26:23.36]Or at Ieast for now. 至少她暫時不敢再看了 [26:26.52]And try as I might... 我努力地想要釋懷 [26:29.40]I couId not forget the Russian's icy treatment of my friends. 卻怎么都忘不了 俄國佬對我朋友的冷淡態(tài)度 [26:39.88]l need to talk to you. 我得跟你談一談 [26:45.12]l know that you're busy, but those were my.... 我知道你很忙 但她們是我的… [26:49.48]ls something.... 有事…你還好吧? [26:52.28]Are you okay? [26:54.56]Yeah, l'm fine. 我沒事 [27:06.12]No, you are not fine. 不，你一定有事 [27:08.100]Did something happen with... 你的作品怎么了嗎? [27:14.56]the piece? [27:17.16]Come on, talk to me. 快告訴我 [27:23.32]What if it's not enough? 如果它不夠好呢? [27:26.16]All these pieces. 六年來這些作品 [27:28.36]Six years. [27:31.64]lt's going to be enough. 一定可以的 [27:32.12]lt's true, l don't know anything about the piece. 真的，我不了解藝術(shù)，但是… [27:40.20]But you are brilliant. 你才華洋溢 [27:44.08]''The world is waiting with breath that is bated.'' 全世界的人都屏息以待 [27:49.92]She's just an uptight bitch. 她只是個保守的臭女人 [27:54.80]That's better. You were a little scary. 那好多了，剛剛你有點可怕 [27:59.48]So talk to me. What's the problem? 告訴我有什么問題 或許我不了解 [28:01.48]l may not understand, but l'll listen. [28:03.04]但我會聽你說 [28:08.20]嗯… [28:11.60]Yesterday, l looked up... 昨天我抬頭一看 [28:14.60]and the entire thing looked so... 覺得整個作品太丑了 [28:19.44]utterly stupid and flat and needless... [28:22.84]既平凡無趣又孩子氣 [28:25.32]and childish. 這是個殘酷的事實 [28:24.24]It's a coId hard fact. [28:28.52]Sometimes, there's not enough time in a night for both your worIds. 有時候一晚時間不足夠 讓戀人溝通兩個世界

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