老爸老媽的浪漫史第四季21
[00:01.19]Great. So,um,I'll give you a call.
[00:01.19]好吧 回去我打給你
[00:03.80]- I hope you do. - All right.
[00:03.80]- 要記得哦 - 沒問題
[00:08.23]Look at this.
[00:08.23]瞧瞧呀
[00:09.39]I just got that girl's number. Check it out.
[00:09.39]我剛剛拿到那美女號(hào)碼了 你們看
[00:12.08]Holly. Nice.
[00:12.08]叫Holly 干得好
[00:14.54]Girls whose names end in L-Y are always dirty.
[00:14.54]女生名字要是以ly結(jié)尾 通常都很浪
[00:18.34]Holly,Kelly,Carly,Lily.
[00:18.34]比如說Holly Kelly Carly Lily
[00:23.65]Oh,yeah,I know it's true.
[00:23.65]倒也沒說錯(cuò)
[00:25.98]And don't even get me started on girlshose names should end in Y,
[00:25.98]更別說那些本以為是名字以Y結(jié)尾
[00:30.35]but instead end in I.
[00:30.35]其實(shí)是以I結(jié)尾的女生
[00:32.22]Those girls are like roller coasters.
[00:32.22]搭上她們就像坐過山車那樣
[00:34.67]You got to wait in a long line,but once you get up there,
[00:34.67]你得排一長條隊(duì) 可等你上車后
[00:36.94]you just hold on for dear life and hope you don't drop your keys.
[00:36.94]你只會(huì)感嘆想要抓住美好的人生 希望別掉鏈子
[00:40.44]Hey,you know what I'm gonna do?
[00:40.44]知道我要怎么做嗎?
[00:41.63]I'm gonna call her right now.
[00:41.63]我現(xiàn)在就打給她
[00:43.48]I'm gonna do that whole,"Hey,remember me? It's been so long."
[00:43.48]我要跟她講 "嘿 還記得我吧? 有一陣子沒見了"
[00:48.24]See,it's funny because I just saw her.
[00:48.24]很有趣吧 因?yàn)槲覄倓偛乓娺^她
[00:50.10]Dude,you can't call her.
[00:50.10]兄弟 不能打給她
[00:51.44]You have to wait three days to call a woman. That's the rule.
[00:51.44]你得三天后才能打給她 這是規(guī)矩
[00:54.15]Barney,that rule is completely played out.
[00:54.15]Barney 這規(guī)矩已經(jīng)過時(shí)了
[00:56.11]Girls know exactly what you're doing.
[00:56.11]女生們都知道你在想什么
[00:57.53]Hey,I got a new rule.
[00:57.53]嘿 我來創(chuàng)造個(gè)新規(guī)矩
[00:59.75]It's kind of crazy,but I call it,You like her,you call her.
[00:59.75]雖然有點(diǎn)不著調(diào) 我把它叫做 "喜歡她 就打給她"
[01:04.35]I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? I don't speak I Never Get Laid.
[01:04.35]不好意思 能再說一次嗎? 我不太懂"釣不到妞"語
[01:08.78]Barney,the Three Days Rule is insane.
[01:08.78]Barney 三天之約太愚蠢了
[01:11.36]I mean,who even came up with that?
[01:11.36]你說 誰提出來的?
[01:14.64]Jesus.
[01:14.64]耶穌
[01:16.13]Barney,don't do this. Not with Jesus.
[01:16.13]Barney 別這樣 別把耶穌扯進(jìn)來
[01:18.93]Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing.
[01:18.93]我認(rèn)真的 三天之約確實(shí)是耶穌創(chuàng)造的
[01:22.98]He waited three days to come back to life.
[01:22.98]他被釘死第三天才復(fù)活的
[01:25.29]It was perfect.
[01:25.29]這才完美嘛
[01:26.32]If he have only waited one day,a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died.
[01:26.32]要是他等一天就復(fù)活 很多人甚至都不知道他的死訊
[01:29.89]They'd be all,"Hey,Jesus,what up?"
[01:29.89]不知情的就跟他打招呼 "嘿 耶穌 吃了飯沒?"
[01:32.38]And Jesus would probably be,like,"What up? I died yesterday."
[01:32.38]耶穌可能就會(huì)這么說 "吃啥飯呀? 我昨兒個(gè)死了"
[01:36.66]And then they'd be all,Uh,you look pretty alive to me,dude.
[01:36.66]而其他人就說 "呃 我看你還挺鮮活的呀 兄弟"
[01:40.28]And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle.
[01:40.28]然后耶穌就得跟他們解釋 他是怎么奇跡般地復(fù)活的
[01:44.06]And then,the dude would be,like,Uh,okay,whatever you say,bro.
[01:44.06]那些家伙就會(huì)說"好了 兄弟你就吹吧"
[01:48.56]Wow,ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
[01:48.56]古人說話咋這么做作
[01:51.65]And he's not going to come back on a Saturday.
[01:51.65]然而他要星期六復(fù)活也不成 (耶穌星期日復(fù)活)
[01:53.65]Everybody's busy doing chores.
[01:53.65]大家都忙著家務(wù)事呢
[01:56.14]Working the loom,trimming their beards. No.
[01:56.14]他們都在家織布 修胡須 復(fù)活可不成 (猶太人星期六不工作)
[01:58.98]He waits the exact right number of days... Three.
[01:58.98]他等到最適合的時(shí)間... 第三天
[02:03.63]Okay,I promise-- I'll wait three days. Just please stop talking.
[02:03.63]好了 我保證第三天才打電話 拜托咱們轉(zhuǎn)話題吧
[02:07.87]Plus,it's Sunday,so everyone's in church already.
[02:07.87]還有 那時(shí)是星期日 大家都在教堂呢
[02:10.98]They're all in there,Oh,no,Jesus is dead.
[02:10.98]在教堂見到耶穌 說"不 耶穌竟然死了"
[02:14.44]Then,bam! He bursts through the back door,runs up the aisle.
[02:14.44]然后 砰! 他推開后門 穿過走廊
[02:18.43]Everyone's totally psyched.
[02:18.43]大家都激動(dòng)死了
[02:19.74]And,FYI,that's when he invented the high-five.
[02:19.74]還有 你要知道 擊掌就是在那時(shí)發(fā)明的
[02:23.07]Three days,Ted.
[02:23.07]三天 Ted
[02:24.53]We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
[02:24.53]三天后再打給那女生 因?yàn)橐d要我們等三天
[02:32.32]True story.
[02:32.32]我可是說真的
[02:45.65]How I Met Your Mother Season04 Episode21
[02:45.65]老爸老媽浪漫史 第四季 第21集
[02:47.65]Okay,fine. I promise,I won't call Holly for three days.
[02:47.65]好吧 我保證三天后再打給Holly
[02:52.04]But I never said anything about texting.
[02:52.04]可我沒說不能發(fā)短信
[02:54.77]I started things off with something cute and charming.
[02:54.77]我發(fā)了一條可愛又迷人的短信
[02:57.70]"I was thinking about you,so I thought I'd send you a little texty text."
[02:57.70]"我正想你呢 所以給你發(fā)條小短信"
[03:01.99]And the moment I hit "Send," I realized it wasn't cute at all.
[03:01.99]在我手指按上"發(fā)送"之時(shí) 我意識(shí)到這一點(diǎn)都不可愛
[03:06.55]texty text
[03:06.55]小短信
[03:06.55]It was the lamest thing anyone has ever said to anyone.
[03:06.55]對(duì)別人說這話 真是丟臉?biāo)懒?br /> [03:10.01]And the worst thing about texting is that once you send it...
[03:10.01]而發(fā)短信最大的缺點(diǎn) 就是一旦你發(fā)了出去...
[03:15.80]Oh,no! No!
[03:15.80]別! 別跑!
[03:19.59]you can never get it back.
[03:19.59]就覆水難收了
[03:21.78]And then... you wait.
[03:21.78]然后...你就等著回信
[03:22.59]******
[03:22.59]23分鐘后
[03:24.36]And just when you've decided never to text anyone again...
[03:24.36]就在你決定再也不給別人發(fā)短信的同時(shí)
[03:29.46]"I've been thinking about you,too,
[03:29.46]"我也在想著你呢"
[03:31.79]"and how weird is it that you texted me while I was in the bath?"
[03:31.79]"收到短信時(shí)我就躺在浴缸 很奇怪吧?"
[03:42.33]- What was that? - What?
[03:42.33]- 你怎么了? - 啥?
[03:43.81]- You made a noise. - That was my phone. I got a text.
[03:43.81]- 你發(fā)出了奇怪的聲音 - 是我的手機(jī) 我收到短信了
[03:46.87]- Not that. You made your naked lady noise. - What?
[03:46.87]- 不是說那個(gè) 你發(fā)出了裸女之聲 - 啥?
[03:49.98]Whenever you see a naked lady,you make the noise.
[03:49.98]每次你見到裸女 就會(huì)發(fā)出這種聲音
[03:56.10]I don't do that.
[03:56.10]才不是呢
[03:57.44]Really?
[03:57.44]真的嗎?
[04:00.91]Oh,God,sorry,Lily.
[04:00.91]不好意思 Lily
[04:07.62]While the men are out hunting,the women of New Guinea's indigenous Korowai tribe
[04:07.62]家里的男人都出去打獵了 新幾內(nèi)亞Korowai部落的女人
[04:11.51]wash their clothes in the river.
[04:11.51]就會(huì)在河邊洗衣服
[04:21.10]That's totally a boob.
[04:21.10]這肯定是胸部
[04:24.94]Is that Holly who keeps texting you?
[04:24.94]是那個(gè)Holly給你發(fā)短信嗎?
[04:26.87]Didn't you promise to wait three days?
[04:26.87]你不是保證過要等三天嗎?
[04:28.59]To call,yes. Texting is totally different.
[04:28.59]不打電話嘛 發(fā)短信可不同
[04:31.53]Okay,well,just try to keep the naked lady noises to a minimum.
[04:31.53]隨你了 只要把裸女之聲調(diào)到最低就好
[04:34.79]I don't make a naked lady noise.
[04:34.79]我沒有發(fā)出裸女之聲
[04:38.67]Really?
[04:38.67]真的?
[04:46.25]Holly and I stayed up texting until 2:00 in the morning.
[04:46.25]我和Holly互發(fā)短信直到凌晨2點(diǎn)
[04:50.46]And we spent the whole next day texting each other,too.
[04:50.46]第二天我們也發(fā)了一整天短信
[04:54.07]She seemed perfect.
[04:54.07]她真的很棒
[04:57.03]Holly just told me what she's wearing right now.
[04:57.03]Holly剛跟我說她現(xiàn)在穿著什么
[05:00.07]It is pretty hot.
[05:00.07]可真辣呀
[05:01.63]Yeah,whatever it is,I can guarantee you she's not wearing it.
[05:01.63]不管是什么 我向你保證 她沒說真話
[05:04.70]She's lying to you to make you like her.
[05:04.70]她在說謊 好讓你喜歡她
[05:06.26]- How do you know that? - Here. Come here.
[05:06.26]- 你怎么知道? - 拿來
[05:09.03]Because no woman in the history of the world is ever
[05:09.03]因?yàn)槭飞蠌膩頉]有女孩會(huì)
[05:11.63]"just sitting around reading architecture magazines in my old cheerleader uniform."
[05:11.63]"穿著以前的啦啦隊(duì)制服 靜靜坐著看建筑雜志"
[05:17.56]Okay,maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines.
[05:17.56]好吧 或許看建筑雜志那是假的
[05:25.83]Oh,no.
[05:25.83]噢 不
[05:27.38]- Oh,no. This is bad. - What?
[05:27.38]- 噢 不 壞菜了 - 怎么了?
[05:29.67]She just sent me a text that was clearly meant for someone else.
[05:29.67]她剛剛發(fā)了條短信 明顯收信人就不該是我
[05:34.76]"Hey,baby,I picked up some take-out from Generro's. Be home soon."
[05:34.76]"親愛的 我去Generro那兒帶點(diǎn)外賣 很快回來"
[05:39.17]Okay,yes,this sounds bad,but let's think about this,okay?
[05:39.17]聽起來不太妙 不過往好的方面想
[05:42.57]It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
[05:42.57]可能是她兄弟 或者是有個(gè)病了的爸爸
[05:46.44]Scroll down.
[05:46.44]繼續(xù)看
[05:49.23]"And then I want you to do me on the couch."
[05:49.23]"然后我要你在沙發(fā)上干我"
[05:53.79]Okay,maybe not a sick dad.
[05:53.79]好吧 不一定是個(gè)病老爸
[05:56.39]Or a very sick dad. Am I right?
[05:56.39]可能是個(gè)變態(tài)老爸 對(duì)吧?
[06:01.74]Sorry.
[06:01.74]對(duì)不起
[06:04.34]Hey,guys.
[06:04.34]大伙兒
[06:07.25]God. What is this?
[06:07.25]這是啥?
[06:09.95]It's just some take-out from Generro's. I'm bringing it home for Lily.
[06:09.95]Generro's那兒的外賣 給Lily帶的
[06:12.64]Oh,that's weird.
[06:12.64]奇怪了
[06:14.10]Holly just texted Ted something about take-out from Generro's.
[06:14.10]Holly剛給Ted發(fā)了條短信 要去Generro's那兒帶外賣
[06:19.66]Wait a second.
[06:19.66]等等
[06:21.79]- You sons of bitches. - What?
[06:21.79]- 你們倆混蛋 - 怎么了?
[06:25.35]You're Holly.
[06:25.35]你們就是Holly
[06:30.78]So Ted hasn't been texting Holly at all?
[06:30.78]這么說給Ted發(fā)短信的人不是Holly?
[06:33.80]He's been texting you two?
[06:33.80]他一直在跟你們發(fā)短信?
[06:35.43]Look,we knew he'd try to call her before the three days,so I swiped his phone,
[06:35.43]我們就知道他忍不了三天 所以我偷了他電話
[06:39.75]and I changed her number to my work cell.
[06:39.75]把那女生的號(hào)碼換為我的工作手機(jī)號(hào)碼
[06:42.42]We were just gonna bust on him for calling her too soon,but then he started texting her.
[06:42.42]我們只是想抓到他不遵守規(guī)矩 沒想到他給她竟然發(fā)短信
[06:49.34]Texty text?
[06:49.34]小短信?
[06:51.43]Oh,Ted.
[06:51.43]噢 Ted
[06:52.75]Oh,poor,sweet Ted. We should... we should tell him it's us.
[06:52.75]可憐的Ted呀 咱們--咱們得告訴他這是我們
[06:57.04]Yeah. Or...
[06:57.04]好 又或者...
[06:59.43]we pretend we're Holly,and we're in the bath.
[06:59.43]我們裝作是Holly 現(xiàn)在躺在浴缸
[07:03.77]Yeah,that's better.
[07:03.77]這主意更好
[07:11.21]Well,that was fun.
[07:11.21]真好玩
[07:12.83]We should tell him that it's us.
[07:12.83]我們還是告訴他真相吧
[07:14.13]Yeah,we should. Or...
[07:14.13]應(yīng)該的 又或者...
[07:17.05]we tell him our favorite color is red,and we think the cowboy look is very sexy.
[07:17.05]我們跟他說紅色是咱們的最愛 還有牛仔裝扮非常性感
[07:22.89]Yeah,that's better.
[07:22.89]不錯(cuò)
[07:25.63]I'm wearing them right now,and they do look sexy.
[07:25.63]穿著呢 沒錯(cuò) 真的很性感
[07:31.11]- He put on the boots! - He totally put on the boots!
[07:31.11]- 他穿上了那雙靴子! - 他真的穿上了那雙靴子!
[07:35.33]- That was awesome! - Yeah.
[07:35.33]- 帥呀! - 對(duì)呀
[07:36.98]But it's time to tell him who he really put those boots on for.
[07:36.98]不過是時(shí)候告訴他是誰在玩他了
[07:40.71]Yeah. Or...
[07:40.71]沒錯(cuò) 又或者...
[07:43.08]we just took off our shirt.
[07:43.08]說美女正寬衣解帶
[07:46.01]Yeah,that's better.
[07:46.01]不錯(cuò)
[07:48.62]You think maybe we're wearing a black lace bra underneath?
[07:48.62]你說咱們穿著黑色蕾絲胸罩打底好不?
[07:54.03]I don't think we're wearing anything underneath.
[07:54.03]我覺得咱們不應(yīng)該打底
[07:56.32]God,we're hot.
[07:56.32]老天 咱們真辣
[08:00.50]Now he's only wearing the cowboy boots! It is on!
[08:00.50]現(xiàn)在他只穿著那雙牛仔靴子了! 好戲上場(chǎng)了!
[08:04.01]It is so on! Okay,okay,tell him that we're...
[08:04.01]來吧來吧! 好 咱們這么說...
[08:06.10]we're slowing slipping out of our...
[08:06.10]咱們慢慢地褪下...
[08:10.94]What are we doing?
[08:10.94]咱們?cè)诟陕锬?
[08:14.82]I think that we're about to have sex with Ted.
[08:14.82]我估計(jì)咱們要跟Ted電話做愛了
[08:22.90]So,you did this to him all day? That's just mean.
[08:22.90]你們就這么一整天地耍他? 太過分了
[08:26.45]No,no. No,it was... It was actually for his own good.
[08:26.45]不...這樣是為了他好
[08:30.07]We're protecting him from himself.
[08:30.07]我們?cè)诒Ｗo(hù)他不被自己所傷害
[08:31.62]He... No. He really likes this girl.
[08:31.62]他...他真的喜歡這女孩
[08:33.28]He had that-that look in his eye.
[08:33.28]從他的眼神能看出來
[08:34.98]Yeah,that crazy "I'm about to move too fast and screw this up" look.
[08:34.98]對(duì) 那種"我會(huì)進(jìn)展過快而搞砸"的眼神
[08:39.17]It was actually the same look he had on his first date with you.
[08:39.17]這跟與你第一次約會(huì)的眼神是一樣的
[08:41.70]- And we all remember how that went. - Yeah.
[08:41.70]- 大家都記得最后怎樣了吧 - 沒錯(cuò)
[08:44.40]- I think I'm in love with you. - What?
[08:44.40]- 我愛上你了 - 啥?
[08:47.42]Yeah,well,I-I think I was a special case.
[08:47.42]嗯 我-我覺得自己是個(gè)特別的例子
[08:50.38]This Holly is no Robin Scherbatsky.
[08:50.38]這個(gè)Holly可不是Robin Scherbatsky
[08:53.98]Hey,what is the deal with her hair?
[08:53.98]嘿 她頭發(fā)是怎么回事?
[08:55.37]I mean,news flash: they make conditioners that don't leave a buildup.
[08:55.37]最新消息:就跟現(xiàn)在的空調(diào)一樣偷工減料
[09:00.22]I'm so b.
[09:00.22]我太壞了
[09:01.86]Look,it's been a while since Ted really liked someone.
[09:01.86]聽著 Ted很久沒這么喜歡過一個(gè)人了
[09:04.69]He's clearly got a lot of crazy stored up. We just...
[09:04.69]他隱忍了很久 我們只是...
[09:07.23]we thought we'd get him to say "I love you" before he even makes contact with this girl.
[09:07.23]我們想讓他說"我愛你"之前 起碼能了解下這個(gè)女孩
[09:11.11]And you can tell it's on the way. He's exhibiting all the telltale signs.
[09:11.11]你跟她繼續(xù)說 我拿證據(jù)出來
[09:14.29]Yeah. One: He joked about getting married.
[09:14.29]第一:他拿結(jié)婚開玩笑
[09:17.33]"You like architecture? We should get married." "Ha-ha.LOL."
[09:17.33]"你喜歡建筑師? 咱們結(jié)婚吧" "哈哈 LOL." (laugh out loud簡寫 大聲地笑)
[09:22.20]"Just kidding. Question mark?"
[09:22.20]"開玩笑的啦 問號(hào)"
[09:25.04]Two: He made a crazy way-too-soon trip suggestion.
[09:25.04]第二:他太單刀直入了
[09:29.05]"I like beer,too. We should totally go to Germany together."
[09:29.05]"我也喜歡啤酒 咱們一起去德國吧"
[09:32.64]"LOL.JK.LOL."
[09:32.64]"LOL.JK.LOL." (just kidding簡寫 開玩笑)
[09:37.01]And three: He got way too personal way too soon.
[09:37.01]第三:他太快進(jìn)入私人話題
[09:40.90]"Yeah,my parents got divorced a couple years back.
[09:40.90]"我父母幾年前離婚了
[09:44.02]It was really tough." LOL."
[09:44.02]那時(shí)我很難過" "LOL."
[09:48.24]And he clearly doesn't know what LOL means.
[09:48.24]他肯定不知道LOL啥意思吧
[09:50.58]Yeah,but here's the real problem.
[09:50.58]還有個(gè)更嚴(yán)重的問題
[09:51.93]Ted wasn't saying "I love you" as easily as we thought he would.
[09:51.93]Ted沒我們想象中容易說"我愛你"
[09:55.67]Then we met... Stan.
[09:55.67]直到我們遇到...Stan
[10:04.80]Why are you making so much noise,man?
[10:04.80]吵吵啥呀? 伙計(jì)
[10:08.29]So we explained everything to him,and when we were done,something amazing happened.
[10:08.29]我們就跟他解釋咯 解釋完后 有趣的事情發(fā)生了
[10:14.01]Why don't you tell Ted that just knowing he's out there,thinking about you,
[10:14.01]不如你們跟Ted說 他能想著你們
[10:17.58]caring about you,makes you feel safe?
[10:17.58]關(guān)心你們 讓你們有安全感很開心?
[10:20.74]So,all your fears,all your yesterdays wash away,
[10:20.74]你們的恐懼 往事統(tǒng)統(tǒng)趕走
[10:23.90]and only hope remains in the promise of his embrace.
[10:23.90]希望就留在他承諾的懷抱中
[10:30.47]Go,Stan. Who is this guy?
[10:30.47]Stan好家伙 他誰呀?
[10:32.93]He's a security guard who works nights.
[10:32.93]他是個(gè)夜班的保安
[10:34.35]And he eats lunch at MacLaren's every day.
[10:34.35]他每天都在Maclaren's吃午飯
[10:36.14]- And he wasn't done. - Not by a long shot.
[10:36.14]- 他還沒說完 - 喝了點(diǎn)小酒后
[10:39.05]You make me thank God for every mistake I ever made
[10:39.05]你讓我為自己犯下的每個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 都心懷感激
[10:41.81]because each one led me down the path that brought me to you.
[10:41.81]因?yàn)樗鼈儼盐規(guī)У侥闵磉?br /> [10:46.46]That's,uh,really nice,man.
[10:46.46]你真好 兄弟
[10:49.10]Whatever. It's okay.
[10:49.10]管他呢 挺好的
[10:52.37]"And when finally come together,"I want you to hold me.
[10:52.37]"當(dāng)相遇那一天終于來臨 我想要你抱著我"
[10:56.08]Hold me" "all night. Stroke my hair."
[10:56.08]"整晚的抱著我 撫摸著我的秀發(fā)"
[10:59.49]"Tell me I'm a woman and show me you're a man.
[10:59.49]"讓我知道自己是個(gè)弱女子 而你是個(gè)真男人"
[11:02.62]Until there there was only now."
[11:02.62]"矢志不渝"
[11:04.76]You and I... and now."
[11:04.76]"你和我...盡在此刻"
[11:09.17]Yes!
[11:09.17]我愿意!
[11:11.96]You want me to text that to Ted. I know that.
[11:11.96]你想讓我把這些話發(fā)給Ted 我明白了
[11:17.52]"I do not ask "of the night explanations.
[11:17.52]"我不需要你今晚做出決定
[11:20.15]I wait for it,and it envelops me,"
[11:20.15]我愿意等 而這感覺擁抱著我"
[11:23.03]"and so you and bread and light and shadow are."
[11:23.03]"而我也被你被面包和陽光以及陰影圍繞"
[11:29.65]That's Pablo Neruda.
[11:29.65]這是詩人Pablo Neruda寫的
[11:31.87]I don't know,um,what bread was doing in there,
[11:31.87]我不知道干嘛會(huì)提到面包
[11:34.85]but that touched me here and here.
[11:34.85]但這些話真的打動(dòng)我的這里和這里
[11:40.50]Well,if Ted won't say it,I will.
[11:40.50]好吧 如果Ted不愿說這番話 我替他會(huì)說的
[11:44.18]I love you.
[11:44.18]我愛你
[11:47.86]That's cool.
[11:47.86]很好
[11:51.39]Still nothing,huh?
[11:51.39]還是沒回復(fù) 啊?
[11:52.78]Maybe he's not in love with us.
[11:52.78]可能他并不愛我們吧
[11:54.21]How can he not be in love with us? We're everything he's looking for.
[11:54.21]他怎能不愛我們? 我們就是他苦苦尋找的一切
[11:56.94]I don't get men.
[11:56.94]我真搞不懂男人
[12:00.11]Got to head to work.
[12:00.11]我要回去工作了
[12:01.38]Will you be... Will you be back?
[12:01.38]你還會(huì)...還會(huì)回來嗎?
[12:04.00]I'll be back when the wind and fates and chance bring me back.
[12:04.00]當(dāng)風(fēng)吹起 命運(yùn)召喚我之時(shí) 我會(huì)回來的
[12:08.20]Which will be tomorrow.
[12:08.20]可能是明天吧
[12:10.11]It's cheese steak day.
[12:10.11]明天奶酪牛排搞特價(jià)
[12:14.50]It sounds like you were all over this guy.
[12:14.50]聽著你們很迷這個(gè)大漢啊
[12:17.58]Hope his girlfriend didn't get jealous.
[12:17.58]希望他的女朋友不會(huì)吃醋
[12:19.92]Did he mention a girlfriend or...
[12:19.92]他有提到女朋友或者...
[12:23.32]It was all going great until Marshall sent Ted a text meant for Lily and ruined everything.
[12:23.32]一切進(jìn)展順利直到Marshall 把給Lily的短信誤發(fā)給了Ted 全毀了
[12:28.53]Well,it doesn't matter. Okay? It's over now.
[12:28.53]沒關(guān)系 知道吧 一切都結(jié)束了
[12:31.05]I got to get going,but here's what's going to happen:
[12:31.05]我要走了 但是你們得這么做:
[12:33.18]You're going to call him right now,tell him what you did,and apologize.
[12:33.18]你們趕緊打電話給他 坦白你們的惡作劇 向他道歉
[12:37.68]- You got it? - Yes.
[12:37.68]- 你們聽清楚了嗎? - 明白了
[12:43.07]Or...
[12:43.07]或者...
[12:45.13]Holly explained everything. It was all just a misunderstanding.
[12:45.13]Holly解釋說那完全是個(gè)誤會(huì)
[12:48.06]- Everything's great now. - Really?
[12:48.06]- 現(xiàn)在沒事了 - 真的?
[12:50.47]Uh,how did,uh,Holly explain her way out of that one?
[12:50.47]那么Holly是怎么解釋那件事的?
[12:53.43]Well,apparently,her dumb friend Marsha accidentally used her phone to text her husband Billy.
[12:53.43]事實(shí)上是她的蠢朋友Marsha 不小心用了她的手機(jī)給老公Billy發(fā)短信
[12:58.77]Marsha and Billy.
[12:58.77]Marsha和Billy
[13:00.33]No one sprained any muscles there.
[13:00.33]可真是天衣無縫啊
[13:03.29]And now we are better than ever.
[13:03.29]我們倆感情反而更好了
[13:05.95]Look,I know this sounds crazy,but I think I might actually be falling for this girl.
[13:05.95]看 雖然聽起來很不可思議 但我覺得自己是愛上這個(gè)女孩了
[13:11.37]- You're falling for Barney and Marshall. - What?
[13:11.37]- 你是愛上了Barney和Marshall - 什么?
[13:14.47]They didn't believe that you could wait the three days,
[13:14.47]他們不相信你會(huì)等上3天
[13:17.24]so Barney changed her number in your phone to his work cell.
[13:17.24]所以Barney把你手機(jī)里她的號(hào)碼 換成了自己的商務(wù)號(hào)碼
[13:20.71]Holly is Barney and Marshall.
[13:20.71]Holly就是Barney和Marshall
[13:22.78]Wait. That whole time it was them?
[13:22.78]慢著 這全是他們搞的?
[13:26.07]So Holly wasn't in the bath?
[13:26.07]那么Holly沒有躺在浴缸里?
[13:31.20]Or sitting by her window,looking up at the stars,thinking about me?
[13:31.20]沒有坐在窗戶邊上 看著滿天繁星 在想我?
[13:38.69]Or lounging in her old cheerleader uniform reading architecture magazines?
[13:38.69]也沒有套上舊拉拉隊(duì)服在讀建筑雜志?
[13:46.54]Yeah. I don't think they actually did those things.
[13:46.54]對(duì) 我想他們都沒做這些事
[13:49.13]They were just at the bar.
[13:49.13]他們只是待在酒吧里
[13:51.26]Right.
[13:51.26]沒錯(cuò)
[13:52.44]But,yeah,it was them.
[13:52.44]沒錯(cuò) 但就是他們搞的鬼
[13:55.11]- Unbelievab. - I know.
[13:55.11]- 真不敢相信 - 我明白
[13:57.17]So you might as well tell them you're on to them.
[13:57.17]你也可以跟他們說 你識(shí)破了他們的惡作劇
[13:59.15]Yeah. Or...
[13:59.15]對(duì) 或者...
[14:03.09]I text them something that will really mess with their heads.
[14:03.09]我給他們發(fā)一些讓他們摸不著頭腦的東西
[14:05.79]Oh,I gotcha. Okay. How about...
[14:05.79]哦 我明白了 比如說...
[14:10.42]"I haven't told any of my friends yet,but I only have three months to live?"
[14:10.42]"我沒跟自己的朋友提起過 其實(shí)我只剩3個(gè)月的命了?"
[14:15.17]- Not bad. - Yeah.
[14:15.17]- 不錯(cuò) - 對(duì)
[14:16.43]How about "I once killed a man with a shovel,and those feelings are creeping up again"?
[14:16.43]比如說 "我曾經(jīng)拿鐵鏟殺了一個(gè)人 那種感覺似乎又回來了"?
[14:22.48]I-I liked that thing someone said before about having three months to live.
[14:22.48]我喜歡剛才有人提到的 只剩3月壽命的建議
[14:26.27]How about "I never told anyone this,but I slept with my best friend's mom"?
[14:26.27]比如說"我從未跟別人說過 但我和好友的媽媽上過床"?
[14:30.99]Oh,that is good,but I feel like we keep coming back to that three months to live thing.
[14:30.99]不錯(cuò) 但我更想接著回到只剩3個(gè)月可活的話題
[14:35.92]- Wait. I think I got it. - Oh,yeah?
[14:35.92]- 等等 我知道了 - 哦 真的?
[14:41.18]He texted back!
[14:41.18]他回短信了!
[14:43.45]"I probably shouldn't tell you this.
[14:43.45]"我本不該跟你說的"
[14:46.32]I mean we barely know each other."
[14:46.32]"我是說我們根本不了解彼此"
[14:49.32]But what the hell,I'll just say it.
[14:49.32]"但是管他呢 我還是想說"
[14:51.66]This is it,dude. Here comes the "I love you."
[14:51.66]來了來了 伙計(jì) 要說"我愛你"了
[14:54.38]- I sh Stan were here. - Stan.
[14:54.38]- 真希望Stan也在這兒 - Stan
[15:00.41]What?
[15:00.41]什么?
[15:02.18]I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.
[15:02.18]我有時(shí)會(huì)做跟自己的好友玩同志的夢(mèng)
[15:10.95]I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.
[15:10.95]我有時(shí)會(huì)做跟自己的好友玩同志的夢(mèng)
[15:15.13]Why in the world would Ted text a girl he barely knows that he sometimes has gay dreams about me?
[15:15.13]Ted到底為何會(huì)對(duì)一個(gè)陌生的女孩說 他有時(shí)會(huì)對(duì)我存有同性戀幻想?
[15:21.91]Slow your roll. You?
[15:21.91]慢著下結(jié)論 他指的是你?
[15:24.55]He's clearly talking about me.
[15:24.55]很明顯他是在說我
[15:26.42]Dude,it's me. I'm his best friend.
[15:26.42]伙計(jì) 是我 我是他最好的哥們
[15:28.86]Okay,one: that has never been proven.
[15:28.86]好吧 第一:這從未得到證實(shí)
[15:30.96]Two: If anyone were to have gay dreams about one of us,it would be me.
[15:30.96]第二:如果有人會(huì)對(duì)我們其中一個(gè) 產(chǎn)生同性戀幻想 那也必然是對(duì)我
[15:35.64]I mean,look at me. Now look at you.
[15:35.64]看看我 再看看你自己
[15:38.33]A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
[15:38.33]即使是80歲的老古董也不會(huì)是 你這副德行
[15:43.14]Here's the thing,Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not.
[15:43.14]關(guān)鍵在于 Barney 我讓人感覺溫暖 而你不是
[15:46.56]Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning?
[15:46.56]誰周日早上不想偎依在這結(jié)實(shí)的懷抱里?
[15:50.33]Wrapped in a comforter,and it's raining outside,and there's muffins warming in the oven.
[15:50.33]纏繞在胸膛里 就算窗外下著雨 烤爐里正熱著松餅
[15:54.69]I'm cuddly,bitch. Deal with it.
[15:54.69]我就是如此居家 賤人 就是這樣
[15:57.48]I work out every day.
[15:57.48]我每天都健身
[15:59.74]If there is one thing we know about Ted,it's that he likes a nice body.
[15:59.74]我們最了解Ted的莫過于他喜歡好身材
[16:03.55]This body would rock his world.
[16:03.55]這副身材會(huì)讓他瘋狂
[16:05.24]Ted and I have a history. I know what he likes.
[16:05.24]我和Ted結(jié)交多年 我知道他的喜好
[16:07.99]There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind...
[16:07.99]我能為他做的那些事 會(huì)讓他失去理智...
[16:14.44]Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted?
[16:14.44]為啥我們要搶著去和Ted嘿咻?
[16:16.24]I don't know. It's weird.
[16:16.24]我也不知道 太奇怪了
[16:18.42]Crazy,right?
[16:18.42]簡直瘋了 對(duì)吧?
[16:20.06]Ted's having gay dreams about me.
[16:20.06]Ted對(duì)我有同性戀幻想
[16:22.54]And by me,he means M-E,Marshall Eriksen,
[16:22.54]他所說的"我" 指的是M-E Marshall Eriksen
[16:26.66]star of Ted's gay dreams.
[16:26.66]Ted同性戀春夢(mèng)里的情人
[16:29.38]Who cares? So Ted has gay dreams about one of you guys.
[16:29.38]管他呢 就是說Ted同性戀春夢(mèng)夢(mèng)到你們其中一個(gè)
[16:32.55]It's not like you found out he has three months to live.
[16:32.55]而不是你們發(fā)現(xiàn)他只剩3個(gè)月的壽命
[16:36.21]That's like,oh,shocking,right?
[16:36.21]這真是 太震驚了 對(duì)吧?
[16:39.88]Hey,look at this guy.
[16:39.88]嘿 瞧瞧這小子
[16:41.68]How's it going,uh,best friend of 12 years?
[16:41.68]今天還好吧? 12年的好朋友
[16:45.31]Well,it's kind of weird,but,uh,I had this crazy dream the other night.
[16:45.31]感覺很奇怪 但是我昨晚做了個(gè)瘋狂的夢(mèng)
[16:50.98]It's a little embarrassing.
[16:50.98]真令人尷尬
[16:52.24]You can tell us,Ted. This is a safe space.
[16:52.24]你可以告訴我們 Ted 這里很安全
[16:54.93]ah,your feelings are perfectly natural,buddy.
[16:54.93]你的感覺是很正常的 伙計(jì)
[16:57.73]Okay. Here's what happened. So I'm at...
[16:57.73]好吧 事情是這樣的 那么我當(dāng)時(shí)在...
[17:01.70]And then I proceeded to waste a half hour of those bastards' lives,
[17:01.70]于是我浪費(fèi)了這倆混蛋半小時(shí)的時(shí)間
[17:05.29]telling them about this dream I had
[17:05.29]告訴他們我的夢(mèng)
[17:06.73]where I ate dinner with my top five favorite architects throughout history.
[17:06.73]夢(mèng)里我跟最喜歡的5位建筑師一起吃飯
[17:10.56]And then,at the end of the meal,Frank Gehry slides the check over to I.M.Pei,
[17:10.56]最后吃完飯 Frank Gehry把賬單推給I.M.Pei
[17:14.93]and he says,Buddy,tonight,your name is I.M.Paying.
[17:14.93]他說 伙計(jì) 今晚你就是"付賬先生"了 (與其名字諧音)
[17:20.88]Buckminster Fuller almost did a spit take.
[17:20.88]Buckminster Fuller差點(diǎn)噴飯了
[17:25.64]And then I woke up.
[17:25.64]然后我就醒了
[17:28.79]So,that-that's it?
[17:28.79]那么 就這樣?
[17:30.95]No other dreams?
[17:30.95]沒做別的夢(mèng)?
[17:32.87]- Nothing confusing or erotic? - Nope.
[17:32.87]- 迷亂或者色情的夢(mèng)呢? - 沒有
[17:38.40]Okay,how about this?
[17:38.40]好吧 這么說吧
[17:39.98]Ted,you know how at some point in the future,machines will rise up against us?
[17:39.98]Ted 你知道未來的某天 機(jī)器會(huì)統(tǒng)治人類?
[17:43.03]- Sure. - Okay.So,the machines--
[17:43.03]- 當(dāng)然 - 好吧 那么機(jī)器--
[17:45.90]they've killed everybody,
[17:45.90]它們摧毀了全人類
[17:47.32]and all that's left is you,me,and Barney.
[17:47.32]只剩下你和我 還有Barney
[17:54.69]Which one of us would you,like...
[17:54.69]你會(huì)選哪一個(gè) 就像是...
[17:59.16]get with?
[17:59.16]一起生活?
[18:02.43]And,um...
[18:02.43]呣...
[18:03.98]why do I have to get with one of you?
[18:03.98]我為啥要跟你們其中一個(gè)生活?
[18:06.72]The machines are forcing you.
[18:06.72]那些機(jī)器強(qiáng)迫你
[18:08.10]They want to watch. That's just how they get down.
[18:08.10]它們想要圍觀一下 它們就這個(gè)風(fēng)格
[18:11.27]Oh,that's a... that's a... That's a tough one.
[18:11.27]哦 那真是... 真是...真是個(gè)難題
[18:14.06]I guess it would have to be...
[18:14.06]我想如果非得選的話...
[18:19.50]Holly.
[18:19.50]選Holly
[18:21.80]Robin told me what you guys did.
[18:21.80]Robin告訴我短信是你們發(fā)的
[18:23.28]That's why I made up the gay dreams thing.
[18:23.28]這就是為何我編造了同性戀春夢(mèng)的事
[18:24.90]Uh,guys,this is Holly.
[18:24.90]伙計(jì)們 這就是Holly
[18:27.86]And I didn't wait your precious three days to call her.
[18:27.86]我沒有按照你們說的 等上寶貴的三天再聯(lián)系她
[18:30.50]I knew where she worked,so I tracked her down.
[18:30.50]我知道她工作的地方 便直接去找她
[18:32.86]Um,let me ask you. Did I call you too soon?
[18:32.86]讓我來問問你 我給你打電話早了嗎?
[18:35.04]I loved that he called me right away.
[18:35.04]我喜歡他立馬給我電話
[18:37.59]I found it very romantic.
[18:37.59]我覺得很浪漫
[18:39.71]And by the way,I don't sit around my apartment reading architecture magazines
[18:39.71]順便一提 我不會(huì)坐在公寓里讀建筑雜志
[18:42.74]in my old cheerleader uniform.
[18:42.74]還穿著我的舊拉拉隊(duì)服
[18:45.51]I do that completely naked.
[18:45.51]我都是裸著的
[18:52.13]So,uh,Holly and I are going out to dinner.
[18:52.13]那么 我和Holly要出去吃晚餐了
[18:54.58]- I'll meet you out front. - Okay.
[18:54.58]- 我在門口等你 - 好的
[18:58.53]I'm sorr bud. We-We were just trying to help you.
[18:58.53]抱歉伙計(jì) 我們只是想要幫你
[19:01.25]And,also,it was really fun.
[19:01.25]而且 這很有趣
[19:06.21]I don't need your help,okay? I can take care of myself.
[19:06.21]我不需要你們的幫助 好吧? 我自己能搞掂
[19:10.00]And,yeah,maybe...
[19:10.00]沒錯(cuò) 也許...
[19:11.40]maybe there are some girls who wouldn't like it that I called them right away
[19:11.40]也許有些女孩子 不喜歡我立刻給她們打電話
[19:14.29]or said things too soon,but guess what?
[19:14.29]或者太早說愛她 但是知道嗎?
[19:16.85]Those aren't the right girls for me.
[19:16.85]她們不是適合我的女孩
[19:19.32]Maybe the right girl is the one who loves that I do those thin
[19:19.32]也許適合我的女孩會(huì)喜歡我做的事
[19:22.58]because that's just who I am,and I'm not going to change because of some stupid Three Days Rule.
[19:22.58]因?yàn)檫@才是我 我不會(huì)因?yàn)橛薮赖?日原則而改變自己
[19:30.48]Oh,and,um,Holly spells her name with an "I."
[19:30.48]哦 還有Holly的名字其實(shí)是以"I"結(jié)尾的
[19:36.31]So I had proven that the Three Days Rule was wrong,and I was out to dinner with a pretty girl.
[19:36.31]我證明了3日法則是錯(cuò)誤的 并和一個(gè)美女去吃晚餐
[19:41.40]And until right now,I've never told anyone the truth about what happened on that date.
[19:41.40]直到今日 我都沒有跟人提過那晚發(fā)生了什么
[19:45.65]That's so funny! I love indie music,too.
[19:45.65]太有趣了! 我也喜歡印度音樂
[19:48.32]We should get married.
[19:48.32]咱倆真該結(jié)婚
[19:50.81]Just kidding. Or am I?
[19:50.81]開玩笑的 或者我確實(shí)這么想的?
[19:54.61]Just kidding again.
[19:54.61]還是開玩笑
[19:56.18]That's it. We're totally going to Brazil together!
[19:56.18]沒錯(cuò) 我們真該一起去巴西!
[19:58.38]And I went to my doctor this morning,and he said it is all cleared up,so I'm good to go.
[19:58.38]今早我去見了醫(yī)生 他說我都康復(fù)了 我可以走了
[20:03.03]I think I'm in love with you,Ted.
[20:03.03]我想我愛上你了 Ted
[20:04.96]In the end,I didn't need to wait three days,but Holly really,really did.
[20:04.96]最后 我不需要等上3天 需要等的人是Holly
[20:10.40]Like a lot of rules,there are times to follow them and times to not.
[20:10.40]正如許多的規(guī)矩一樣 有時(shí)我們需要遵守 有時(shí)未必
[20:14.44]But I will tell you this.
[20:14.44]但我要告訴你們
[20:16.38]When I got your mother's number,I called her right away.
[20:16.38]當(dāng)我拿到你們老媽的號(hào)碼 我立馬打給了她
[20:23.55]- Stan! - Hey,fellas.
[20:23.55]- Stan! - 嘿 伙計(jì)們
[20:25.95]- Stan,aren't you working? - Took the night off.
[20:25.95]- Stan 你不用上班? - 今晚休息
[20:28.17]- That's great! We can all hang out! - Yeah.
[20:28.17]- 太棒了! 咱們可以出去啦! - 沒錯(cuò)
[20:29.89]Uh,I can't. Got a date.
[20:29.89]不行 我有約了
[20:32.52]- You ready,baby? - Yup.
[20:32.52]- 可以走了嗎 寶貝? - 走吧
[20:34.23]What the...
[20:34.23]搞什么...
[20:35.58]Wait,wait. Couldn't you guys just stay here and do your date with us?
[20:35.58]等等 你們倆不能留下來 跟我們一起約會(huì)嗎?
[20:39.40]Yeah,it'll be fun! Look,I'm laughing!
[20:39.40]沒錯(cuò) 這會(huì)很有趣的! 看 我都在笑了!
[20:42.68]It's fun here! You like magic?
[20:42.68]這兒很有趣! 你喜歡魔術(shù)嗎?
[20:45.10]Fellas,it-it's time we said good-bye.
[20:45.10]伙計(jì)們 我們?cè)撜f再見了
[20:48.59]I mean,we shared a very special afternoon together,and that's something I will always cherish.
[20:48.59]我們?cè)谝黄鸲冗^一個(gè)愉快的下午 這是我不會(huì)忘記的趣事
[20:53.23]I'll never forget you guys.
[20:53.23]我不會(huì)忘了你們的
[20:56.06]- Do you even know their mes? - No idea. Is the tall one Ted?
[20:56.06]- 你知道他們的名字嗎? - 不知道 那高個(gè)是Ted嗎?
[20:58.52]No. That's Marshall. He's married to Lily.
[20:58.52]不 那是Marshall 他跟Lily結(jié)婚了
[21:00.65]- Okay. You like chicken wings? - Oh,yeah.
[21:00.65]- 好吧 你喜歡吃雞翅嗎? - 喜歡
[00:01.19]好吧 回去我打給你
[00:03.80]- I hope you do. - All right.
[00:03.80]- 要記得哦 - 沒問題
[00:08.23]Look at this.
[00:08.23]瞧瞧呀
[00:09.39]I just got that girl's number. Check it out.
[00:09.39]我剛剛拿到那美女號(hào)碼了 你們看
[00:12.08]Holly. Nice.
[00:12.08]叫Holly 干得好
[00:14.54]Girls whose names end in L-Y are always dirty.
[00:14.54]女生名字要是以ly結(jié)尾 通常都很浪
[00:18.34]Holly,Kelly,Carly,Lily.
[00:18.34]比如說Holly Kelly Carly Lily
[00:23.65]Oh,yeah,I know it's true.
[00:23.65]倒也沒說錯(cuò)
[00:25.98]And don't even get me started on girlshose names should end in Y,
[00:25.98]更別說那些本以為是名字以Y結(jié)尾
[00:30.35]but instead end in I.
[00:30.35]其實(shí)是以I結(jié)尾的女生
[00:32.22]Those girls are like roller coasters.
[00:32.22]搭上她們就像坐過山車那樣
[00:34.67]You got to wait in a long line,but once you get up there,
[00:34.67]你得排一長條隊(duì) 可等你上車后
[00:36.94]you just hold on for dear life and hope you don't drop your keys.
[00:36.94]你只會(huì)感嘆想要抓住美好的人生 希望別掉鏈子
[00:40.44]Hey,you know what I'm gonna do?
[00:40.44]知道我要怎么做嗎?
[00:41.63]I'm gonna call her right now.
[00:41.63]我現(xiàn)在就打給她
[00:43.48]I'm gonna do that whole,"Hey,remember me? It's been so long."
[00:43.48]我要跟她講 "嘿 還記得我吧? 有一陣子沒見了"
[00:48.24]See,it's funny because I just saw her.
[00:48.24]很有趣吧 因?yàn)槲覄倓偛乓娺^她
[00:50.10]Dude,you can't call her.
[00:50.10]兄弟 不能打給她
[00:51.44]You have to wait three days to call a woman. That's the rule.
[00:51.44]你得三天后才能打給她 這是規(guī)矩
[00:54.15]Barney,that rule is completely played out.
[00:54.15]Barney 這規(guī)矩已經(jīng)過時(shí)了
[00:56.11]Girls know exactly what you're doing.
[00:56.11]女生們都知道你在想什么
[00:57.53]Hey,I got a new rule.
[00:57.53]嘿 我來創(chuàng)造個(gè)新規(guī)矩
[00:59.75]It's kind of crazy,but I call it,You like her,you call her.
[00:59.75]雖然有點(diǎn)不著調(diào) 我把它叫做 "喜歡她 就打給她"
[01:04.35]I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? I don't speak I Never Get Laid.
[01:04.35]不好意思 能再說一次嗎? 我不太懂"釣不到妞"語
[01:08.78]Barney,the Three Days Rule is insane.
[01:08.78]Barney 三天之約太愚蠢了
[01:11.36]I mean,who even came up with that?
[01:11.36]你說 誰提出來的?
[01:14.64]Jesus.
[01:14.64]耶穌
[01:16.13]Barney,don't do this. Not with Jesus.
[01:16.13]Barney 別這樣 別把耶穌扯進(jìn)來
[01:18.93]Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing.
[01:18.93]我認(rèn)真的 三天之約確實(shí)是耶穌創(chuàng)造的
[01:22.98]He waited three days to come back to life.
[01:22.98]他被釘死第三天才復(fù)活的
[01:25.29]It was perfect.
[01:25.29]這才完美嘛
[01:26.32]If he have only waited one day,a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died.
[01:26.32]要是他等一天就復(fù)活 很多人甚至都不知道他的死訊
[01:29.89]They'd be all,"Hey,Jesus,what up?"
[01:29.89]不知情的就跟他打招呼 "嘿 耶穌 吃了飯沒?"
[01:32.38]And Jesus would probably be,like,"What up? I died yesterday."
[01:32.38]耶穌可能就會(huì)這么說 "吃啥飯呀? 我昨兒個(gè)死了"
[01:36.66]And then they'd be all,Uh,you look pretty alive to me,dude.
[01:36.66]而其他人就說 "呃 我看你還挺鮮活的呀 兄弟"
[01:40.28]And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle.
[01:40.28]然后耶穌就得跟他們解釋 他是怎么奇跡般地復(fù)活的
[01:44.06]And then,the dude would be,like,Uh,okay,whatever you say,bro.
[01:44.06]那些家伙就會(huì)說"好了 兄弟你就吹吧"
[01:48.56]Wow,ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
[01:48.56]古人說話咋這么做作
[01:51.65]And he's not going to come back on a Saturday.
[01:51.65]然而他要星期六復(fù)活也不成 (耶穌星期日復(fù)活)
[01:53.65]Everybody's busy doing chores.
[01:53.65]大家都忙著家務(wù)事呢
[01:56.14]Working the loom,trimming their beards. No.
[01:56.14]他們都在家織布 修胡須 復(fù)活可不成 (猶太人星期六不工作)
[01:58.98]He waits the exact right number of days... Three.
[01:58.98]他等到最適合的時(shí)間... 第三天
[02:03.63]Okay,I promise-- I'll wait three days. Just please stop talking.
[02:03.63]好了 我保證第三天才打電話 拜托咱們轉(zhuǎn)話題吧
[02:07.87]Plus,it's Sunday,so everyone's in church already.
[02:07.87]還有 那時(shí)是星期日 大家都在教堂呢
[02:10.98]They're all in there,Oh,no,Jesus is dead.
[02:10.98]在教堂見到耶穌 說"不 耶穌竟然死了"
[02:14.44]Then,bam! He bursts through the back door,runs up the aisle.
[02:14.44]然后 砰! 他推開后門 穿過走廊
[02:18.43]Everyone's totally psyched.
[02:18.43]大家都激動(dòng)死了
[02:19.74]And,FYI,that's when he invented the high-five.
[02:19.74]還有 你要知道 擊掌就是在那時(shí)發(fā)明的
[02:23.07]Three days,Ted.
[02:23.07]三天 Ted
[02:24.53]We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
[02:24.53]三天后再打給那女生 因?yàn)橐d要我們等三天
[02:32.32]True story.
[02:32.32]我可是說真的
[02:45.65]How I Met Your Mother Season04 Episode21
[02:45.65]老爸老媽浪漫史 第四季 第21集
[02:47.65]Okay,fine. I promise,I won't call Holly for three days.
[02:47.65]好吧 我保證三天后再打給Holly
[02:52.04]But I never said anything about texting.
[02:52.04]可我沒說不能發(fā)短信
[02:54.77]I started things off with something cute and charming.
[02:54.77]我發(fā)了一條可愛又迷人的短信
[02:57.70]"I was thinking about you,so I thought I'd send you a little texty text."
[02:57.70]"我正想你呢 所以給你發(fā)條小短信"
[03:01.99]And the moment I hit "Send," I realized it wasn't cute at all.
[03:01.99]在我手指按上"發(fā)送"之時(shí) 我意識(shí)到這一點(diǎn)都不可愛
[03:06.55]texty text
[03:06.55]小短信
[03:06.55]It was the lamest thing anyone has ever said to anyone.
[03:06.55]對(duì)別人說這話 真是丟臉?biāo)懒?br /> [03:10.01]And the worst thing about texting is that once you send it...
[03:10.01]而發(fā)短信最大的缺點(diǎn) 就是一旦你發(fā)了出去...
[03:15.80]Oh,no! No!
[03:15.80]別! 別跑!
[03:19.59]you can never get it back.
[03:19.59]就覆水難收了
[03:21.78]And then... you wait.
[03:21.78]然后...你就等著回信
[03:22.59]******
[03:22.59]23分鐘后
[03:24.36]And just when you've decided never to text anyone again...
[03:24.36]就在你決定再也不給別人發(fā)短信的同時(shí)
[03:29.46]"I've been thinking about you,too,
[03:29.46]"我也在想著你呢"
[03:31.79]"and how weird is it that you texted me while I was in the bath?"
[03:31.79]"收到短信時(shí)我就躺在浴缸 很奇怪吧?"
[03:42.33]- What was that? - What?
[03:42.33]- 你怎么了? - 啥?
[03:43.81]- You made a noise. - That was my phone. I got a text.
[03:43.81]- 你發(fā)出了奇怪的聲音 - 是我的手機(jī) 我收到短信了
[03:46.87]- Not that. You made your naked lady noise. - What?
[03:46.87]- 不是說那個(gè) 你發(fā)出了裸女之聲 - 啥?
[03:49.98]Whenever you see a naked lady,you make the noise.
[03:49.98]每次你見到裸女 就會(huì)發(fā)出這種聲音
[03:56.10]I don't do that.
[03:56.10]才不是呢
[03:57.44]Really?
[03:57.44]真的嗎?
[04:00.91]Oh,God,sorry,Lily.
[04:00.91]不好意思 Lily
[04:07.62]While the men are out hunting,the women of New Guinea's indigenous Korowai tribe
[04:07.62]家里的男人都出去打獵了 新幾內(nèi)亞Korowai部落的女人
[04:11.51]wash their clothes in the river.
[04:11.51]就會(huì)在河邊洗衣服
[04:21.10]That's totally a boob.
[04:21.10]這肯定是胸部
[04:24.94]Is that Holly who keeps texting you?
[04:24.94]是那個(gè)Holly給你發(fā)短信嗎?
[04:26.87]Didn't you promise to wait three days?
[04:26.87]你不是保證過要等三天嗎?
[04:28.59]To call,yes. Texting is totally different.
[04:28.59]不打電話嘛 發(fā)短信可不同
[04:31.53]Okay,well,just try to keep the naked lady noises to a minimum.
[04:31.53]隨你了 只要把裸女之聲調(diào)到最低就好
[04:34.79]I don't make a naked lady noise.
[04:34.79]我沒有發(fā)出裸女之聲
[04:38.67]Really?
[04:38.67]真的?
[04:46.25]Holly and I stayed up texting until 2:00 in the morning.
[04:46.25]我和Holly互發(fā)短信直到凌晨2點(diǎn)
[04:50.46]And we spent the whole next day texting each other,too.
[04:50.46]第二天我們也發(fā)了一整天短信
[04:54.07]She seemed perfect.
[04:54.07]她真的很棒
[04:57.03]Holly just told me what she's wearing right now.
[04:57.03]Holly剛跟我說她現(xiàn)在穿著什么
[05:00.07]It is pretty hot.
[05:00.07]可真辣呀
[05:01.63]Yeah,whatever it is,I can guarantee you she's not wearing it.
[05:01.63]不管是什么 我向你保證 她沒說真話
[05:04.70]She's lying to you to make you like her.
[05:04.70]她在說謊 好讓你喜歡她
[05:06.26]- How do you know that? - Here. Come here.
[05:06.26]- 你怎么知道? - 拿來
[05:09.03]Because no woman in the history of the world is ever
[05:09.03]因?yàn)槭飞蠌膩頉]有女孩會(huì)
[05:11.63]"just sitting around reading architecture magazines in my old cheerleader uniform."
[05:11.63]"穿著以前的啦啦隊(duì)制服 靜靜坐著看建筑雜志"
[05:17.56]Okay,maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines.
[05:17.56]好吧 或許看建筑雜志那是假的
[05:25.83]Oh,no.
[05:25.83]噢 不
[05:27.38]- Oh,no. This is bad. - What?
[05:27.38]- 噢 不 壞菜了 - 怎么了?
[05:29.67]She just sent me a text that was clearly meant for someone else.
[05:29.67]她剛剛發(fā)了條短信 明顯收信人就不該是我
[05:34.76]"Hey,baby,I picked up some take-out from Generro's. Be home soon."
[05:34.76]"親愛的 我去Generro那兒帶點(diǎn)外賣 很快回來"
[05:39.17]Okay,yes,this sounds bad,but let's think about this,okay?
[05:39.17]聽起來不太妙 不過往好的方面想
[05:42.57]It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
[05:42.57]可能是她兄弟 或者是有個(gè)病了的爸爸
[05:46.44]Scroll down.
[05:46.44]繼續(xù)看
[05:49.23]"And then I want you to do me on the couch."
[05:49.23]"然后我要你在沙發(fā)上干我"
[05:53.79]Okay,maybe not a sick dad.
[05:53.79]好吧 不一定是個(gè)病老爸
[05:56.39]Or a very sick dad. Am I right?
[05:56.39]可能是個(gè)變態(tài)老爸 對(duì)吧?
[06:01.74]Sorry.
[06:01.74]對(duì)不起
[06:04.34]Hey,guys.
[06:04.34]大伙兒
[06:07.25]God. What is this?
[06:07.25]這是啥?
[06:09.95]It's just some take-out from Generro's. I'm bringing it home for Lily.
[06:09.95]Generro's那兒的外賣 給Lily帶的
[06:12.64]Oh,that's weird.
[06:12.64]奇怪了
[06:14.10]Holly just texted Ted something about take-out from Generro's.
[06:14.10]Holly剛給Ted發(fā)了條短信 要去Generro's那兒帶外賣
[06:19.66]Wait a second.
[06:19.66]等等
[06:21.79]- You sons of bitches. - What?
[06:21.79]- 你們倆混蛋 - 怎么了?
[06:25.35]You're Holly.
[06:25.35]你們就是Holly
[06:30.78]So Ted hasn't been texting Holly at all?
[06:30.78]這么說給Ted發(fā)短信的人不是Holly?
[06:33.80]He's been texting you two?
[06:33.80]他一直在跟你們發(fā)短信?
[06:35.43]Look,we knew he'd try to call her before the three days,so I swiped his phone,
[06:35.43]我們就知道他忍不了三天 所以我偷了他電話
[06:39.75]and I changed her number to my work cell.
[06:39.75]把那女生的號(hào)碼換為我的工作手機(jī)號(hào)碼
[06:42.42]We were just gonna bust on him for calling her too soon,but then he started texting her.
[06:42.42]我們只是想抓到他不遵守規(guī)矩 沒想到他給她竟然發(fā)短信
[06:49.34]Texty text?
[06:49.34]小短信?
[06:51.43]Oh,Ted.
[06:51.43]噢 Ted
[06:52.75]Oh,poor,sweet Ted. We should... we should tell him it's us.
[06:52.75]可憐的Ted呀 咱們--咱們得告訴他這是我們
[06:57.04]Yeah. Or...
[06:57.04]好 又或者...
[06:59.43]we pretend we're Holly,and we're in the bath.
[06:59.43]我們裝作是Holly 現(xiàn)在躺在浴缸
[07:03.77]Yeah,that's better.
[07:03.77]這主意更好
[07:11.21]Well,that was fun.
[07:11.21]真好玩
[07:12.83]We should tell him that it's us.
[07:12.83]我們還是告訴他真相吧
[07:14.13]Yeah,we should. Or...
[07:14.13]應(yīng)該的 又或者...
[07:17.05]we tell him our favorite color is red,and we think the cowboy look is very sexy.
[07:17.05]我們跟他說紅色是咱們的最愛 還有牛仔裝扮非常性感
[07:22.89]Yeah,that's better.
[07:22.89]不錯(cuò)
[07:25.63]I'm wearing them right now,and they do look sexy.
[07:25.63]穿著呢 沒錯(cuò) 真的很性感
[07:31.11]- He put on the boots! - He totally put on the boots!
[07:31.11]- 他穿上了那雙靴子! - 他真的穿上了那雙靴子!
[07:35.33]- That was awesome! - Yeah.
[07:35.33]- 帥呀! - 對(duì)呀
[07:36.98]But it's time to tell him who he really put those boots on for.
[07:36.98]不過是時(shí)候告訴他是誰在玩他了
[07:40.71]Yeah. Or...
[07:40.71]沒錯(cuò) 又或者...
[07:43.08]we just took off our shirt.
[07:43.08]說美女正寬衣解帶
[07:46.01]Yeah,that's better.
[07:46.01]不錯(cuò)
[07:48.62]You think maybe we're wearing a black lace bra underneath?
[07:48.62]你說咱們穿著黑色蕾絲胸罩打底好不?
[07:54.03]I don't think we're wearing anything underneath.
[07:54.03]我覺得咱們不應(yīng)該打底
[07:56.32]God,we're hot.
[07:56.32]老天 咱們真辣
[08:00.50]Now he's only wearing the cowboy boots! It is on!
[08:00.50]現(xiàn)在他只穿著那雙牛仔靴子了! 好戲上場(chǎng)了!
[08:04.01]It is so on! Okay,okay,tell him that we're...
[08:04.01]來吧來吧! 好 咱們這么說...
[08:06.10]we're slowing slipping out of our...
[08:06.10]咱們慢慢地褪下...
[08:10.94]What are we doing?
[08:10.94]咱們?cè)诟陕锬?
[08:14.82]I think that we're about to have sex with Ted.
[08:14.82]我估計(jì)咱們要跟Ted電話做愛了
[08:22.90]So,you did this to him all day? That's just mean.
[08:22.90]你們就這么一整天地耍他? 太過分了
[08:26.45]No,no. No,it was... It was actually for his own good.
[08:26.45]不...這樣是為了他好
[08:30.07]We're protecting him from himself.
[08:30.07]我們?cè)诒Ｗo(hù)他不被自己所傷害
[08:31.62]He... No. He really likes this girl.
[08:31.62]他...他真的喜歡這女孩
[08:33.28]He had that-that look in his eye.
[08:33.28]從他的眼神能看出來
[08:34.98]Yeah,that crazy "I'm about to move too fast and screw this up" look.
[08:34.98]對(duì) 那種"我會(huì)進(jìn)展過快而搞砸"的眼神
[08:39.17]It was actually the same look he had on his first date with you.
[08:39.17]這跟與你第一次約會(huì)的眼神是一樣的
[08:41.70]- And we all remember how that went. - Yeah.
[08:41.70]- 大家都記得最后怎樣了吧 - 沒錯(cuò)
[08:44.40]- I think I'm in love with you. - What?
[08:44.40]- 我愛上你了 - 啥?
[08:47.42]Yeah,well,I-I think I was a special case.
[08:47.42]嗯 我-我覺得自己是個(gè)特別的例子
[08:50.38]This Holly is no Robin Scherbatsky.
[08:50.38]這個(gè)Holly可不是Robin Scherbatsky
[08:53.98]Hey,what is the deal with her hair?
[08:53.98]嘿 她頭發(fā)是怎么回事?
[08:55.37]I mean,news flash: they make conditioners that don't leave a buildup.
[08:55.37]最新消息:就跟現(xiàn)在的空調(diào)一樣偷工減料
[09:00.22]I'm so b.
[09:00.22]我太壞了
[09:01.86]Look,it's been a while since Ted really liked someone.
[09:01.86]聽著 Ted很久沒這么喜歡過一個(gè)人了
[09:04.69]He's clearly got a lot of crazy stored up. We just...
[09:04.69]他隱忍了很久 我們只是...
[09:07.23]we thought we'd get him to say "I love you" before he even makes contact with this girl.
[09:07.23]我們想讓他說"我愛你"之前 起碼能了解下這個(gè)女孩
[09:11.11]And you can tell it's on the way. He's exhibiting all the telltale signs.
[09:11.11]你跟她繼續(xù)說 我拿證據(jù)出來
[09:14.29]Yeah. One: He joked about getting married.
[09:14.29]第一:他拿結(jié)婚開玩笑
[09:17.33]"You like architecture? We should get married." "Ha-ha.LOL."
[09:17.33]"你喜歡建筑師? 咱們結(jié)婚吧" "哈哈 LOL." (laugh out loud簡寫 大聲地笑)
[09:22.20]"Just kidding. Question mark?"
[09:22.20]"開玩笑的啦 問號(hào)"
[09:25.04]Two: He made a crazy way-too-soon trip suggestion.
[09:25.04]第二:他太單刀直入了
[09:29.05]"I like beer,too. We should totally go to Germany together."
[09:29.05]"我也喜歡啤酒 咱們一起去德國吧"
[09:32.64]"LOL.JK.LOL."
[09:32.64]"LOL.JK.LOL." (just kidding簡寫 開玩笑)
[09:37.01]And three: He got way too personal way too soon.
[09:37.01]第三:他太快進(jìn)入私人話題
[09:40.90]"Yeah,my parents got divorced a couple years back.
[09:40.90]"我父母幾年前離婚了
[09:44.02]It was really tough." LOL."
[09:44.02]那時(shí)我很難過" "LOL."
[09:48.24]And he clearly doesn't know what LOL means.
[09:48.24]他肯定不知道LOL啥意思吧
[09:50.58]Yeah,but here's the real problem.
[09:50.58]還有個(gè)更嚴(yán)重的問題
[09:51.93]Ted wasn't saying "I love you" as easily as we thought he would.
[09:51.93]Ted沒我們想象中容易說"我愛你"
[09:55.67]Then we met... Stan.
[09:55.67]直到我們遇到...Stan
[10:04.80]Why are you making so much noise,man?
[10:04.80]吵吵啥呀? 伙計(jì)
[10:08.29]So we explained everything to him,and when we were done,something amazing happened.
[10:08.29]我們就跟他解釋咯 解釋完后 有趣的事情發(fā)生了
[10:14.01]Why don't you tell Ted that just knowing he's out there,thinking about you,
[10:14.01]不如你們跟Ted說 他能想著你們
[10:17.58]caring about you,makes you feel safe?
[10:17.58]關(guān)心你們 讓你們有安全感很開心?
[10:20.74]So,all your fears,all your yesterdays wash away,
[10:20.74]你們的恐懼 往事統(tǒng)統(tǒng)趕走
[10:23.90]and only hope remains in the promise of his embrace.
[10:23.90]希望就留在他承諾的懷抱中
[10:30.47]Go,Stan. Who is this guy?
[10:30.47]Stan好家伙 他誰呀?
[10:32.93]He's a security guard who works nights.
[10:32.93]他是個(gè)夜班的保安
[10:34.35]And he eats lunch at MacLaren's every day.
[10:34.35]他每天都在Maclaren's吃午飯
[10:36.14]- And he wasn't done. - Not by a long shot.
[10:36.14]- 他還沒說完 - 喝了點(diǎn)小酒后
[10:39.05]You make me thank God for every mistake I ever made
[10:39.05]你讓我為自己犯下的每個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 都心懷感激
[10:41.81]because each one led me down the path that brought me to you.
[10:41.81]因?yàn)樗鼈儼盐規(guī)У侥闵磉?br /> [10:46.46]That's,uh,really nice,man.
[10:46.46]你真好 兄弟
[10:49.10]Whatever. It's okay.
[10:49.10]管他呢 挺好的
[10:52.37]"And when finally come together,"I want you to hold me.
[10:52.37]"當(dāng)相遇那一天終于來臨 我想要你抱著我"
[10:56.08]Hold me" "all night. Stroke my hair."
[10:56.08]"整晚的抱著我 撫摸著我的秀發(fā)"
[10:59.49]"Tell me I'm a woman and show me you're a man.
[10:59.49]"讓我知道自己是個(gè)弱女子 而你是個(gè)真男人"
[11:02.62]Until there there was only now."
[11:02.62]"矢志不渝"
[11:04.76]You and I... and now."
[11:04.76]"你和我...盡在此刻"
[11:09.17]Yes!
[11:09.17]我愿意!
[11:11.96]You want me to text that to Ted. I know that.
[11:11.96]你想讓我把這些話發(fā)給Ted 我明白了
[11:17.52]"I do not ask "of the night explanations.
[11:17.52]"我不需要你今晚做出決定
[11:20.15]I wait for it,and it envelops me,"
[11:20.15]我愿意等 而這感覺擁抱著我"
[11:23.03]"and so you and bread and light and shadow are."
[11:23.03]"而我也被你被面包和陽光以及陰影圍繞"
[11:29.65]That's Pablo Neruda.
[11:29.65]這是詩人Pablo Neruda寫的
[11:31.87]I don't know,um,what bread was doing in there,
[11:31.87]我不知道干嘛會(huì)提到面包
[11:34.85]but that touched me here and here.
[11:34.85]但這些話真的打動(dòng)我的這里和這里
[11:40.50]Well,if Ted won't say it,I will.
[11:40.50]好吧 如果Ted不愿說這番話 我替他會(huì)說的
[11:44.18]I love you.
[11:44.18]我愛你
[11:47.86]That's cool.
[11:47.86]很好
[11:51.39]Still nothing,huh?
[11:51.39]還是沒回復(fù) 啊?
[11:52.78]Maybe he's not in love with us.
[11:52.78]可能他并不愛我們吧
[11:54.21]How can he not be in love with us? We're everything he's looking for.
[11:54.21]他怎能不愛我們? 我們就是他苦苦尋找的一切
[11:56.94]I don't get men.
[11:56.94]我真搞不懂男人
[12:00.11]Got to head to work.
[12:00.11]我要回去工作了
[12:01.38]Will you be... Will you be back?
[12:01.38]你還會(huì)...還會(huì)回來嗎?
[12:04.00]I'll be back when the wind and fates and chance bring me back.
[12:04.00]當(dāng)風(fēng)吹起 命運(yùn)召喚我之時(shí) 我會(huì)回來的
[12:08.20]Which will be tomorrow.
[12:08.20]可能是明天吧
[12:10.11]It's cheese steak day.
[12:10.11]明天奶酪牛排搞特價(jià)
[12:14.50]It sounds like you were all over this guy.
[12:14.50]聽著你們很迷這個(gè)大漢啊
[12:17.58]Hope his girlfriend didn't get jealous.
[12:17.58]希望他的女朋友不會(huì)吃醋
[12:19.92]Did he mention a girlfriend or...
[12:19.92]他有提到女朋友或者...
[12:23.32]It was all going great until Marshall sent Ted a text meant for Lily and ruined everything.
[12:23.32]一切進(jìn)展順利直到Marshall 把給Lily的短信誤發(fā)給了Ted 全毀了
[12:28.53]Well,it doesn't matter. Okay? It's over now.
[12:28.53]沒關(guān)系 知道吧 一切都結(jié)束了
[12:31.05]I got to get going,but here's what's going to happen:
[12:31.05]我要走了 但是你們得這么做:
[12:33.18]You're going to call him right now,tell him what you did,and apologize.
[12:33.18]你們趕緊打電話給他 坦白你們的惡作劇 向他道歉
[12:37.68]- You got it? - Yes.
[12:37.68]- 你們聽清楚了嗎? - 明白了
[12:43.07]Or...
[12:43.07]或者...
[12:45.13]Holly explained everything. It was all just a misunderstanding.
[12:45.13]Holly解釋說那完全是個(gè)誤會(huì)
[12:48.06]- Everything's great now. - Really?
[12:48.06]- 現(xiàn)在沒事了 - 真的?
[12:50.47]Uh,how did,uh,Holly explain her way out of that one?
[12:50.47]那么Holly是怎么解釋那件事的?
[12:53.43]Well,apparently,her dumb friend Marsha accidentally used her phone to text her husband Billy.
[12:53.43]事實(shí)上是她的蠢朋友Marsha 不小心用了她的手機(jī)給老公Billy發(fā)短信
[12:58.77]Marsha and Billy.
[12:58.77]Marsha和Billy
[13:00.33]No one sprained any muscles there.
[13:00.33]可真是天衣無縫啊
[13:03.29]And now we are better than ever.
[13:03.29]我們倆感情反而更好了
[13:05.95]Look,I know this sounds crazy,but I think I might actually be falling for this girl.
[13:05.95]看 雖然聽起來很不可思議 但我覺得自己是愛上這個(gè)女孩了
[13:11.37]- You're falling for Barney and Marshall. - What?
[13:11.37]- 你是愛上了Barney和Marshall - 什么?
[13:14.47]They didn't believe that you could wait the three days,
[13:14.47]他們不相信你會(huì)等上3天
[13:17.24]so Barney changed her number in your phone to his work cell.
[13:17.24]所以Barney把你手機(jī)里她的號(hào)碼 換成了自己的商務(wù)號(hào)碼
[13:20.71]Holly is Barney and Marshall.
[13:20.71]Holly就是Barney和Marshall
[13:22.78]Wait. That whole time it was them?
[13:22.78]慢著 這全是他們搞的?
[13:26.07]So Holly wasn't in the bath?
[13:26.07]那么Holly沒有躺在浴缸里?
[13:31.20]Or sitting by her window,looking up at the stars,thinking about me?
[13:31.20]沒有坐在窗戶邊上 看著滿天繁星 在想我?
[13:38.69]Or lounging in her old cheerleader uniform reading architecture magazines?
[13:38.69]也沒有套上舊拉拉隊(duì)服在讀建筑雜志?
[13:46.54]Yeah. I don't think they actually did those things.
[13:46.54]對(duì) 我想他們都沒做這些事
[13:49.13]They were just at the bar.
[13:49.13]他們只是待在酒吧里
[13:51.26]Right.
[13:51.26]沒錯(cuò)
[13:52.44]But,yeah,it was them.
[13:52.44]沒錯(cuò) 但就是他們搞的鬼
[13:55.11]- Unbelievab. - I know.
[13:55.11]- 真不敢相信 - 我明白
[13:57.17]So you might as well tell them you're on to them.
[13:57.17]你也可以跟他們說 你識(shí)破了他們的惡作劇
[13:59.15]Yeah. Or...
[13:59.15]對(duì) 或者...
[14:03.09]I text them something that will really mess with their heads.
[14:03.09]我給他們發(fā)一些讓他們摸不著頭腦的東西
[14:05.79]Oh,I gotcha. Okay. How about...
[14:05.79]哦 我明白了 比如說...
[14:10.42]"I haven't told any of my friends yet,but I only have three months to live?"
[14:10.42]"我沒跟自己的朋友提起過 其實(shí)我只剩3個(gè)月的命了?"
[14:15.17]- Not bad. - Yeah.
[14:15.17]- 不錯(cuò) - 對(duì)
[14:16.43]How about "I once killed a man with a shovel,and those feelings are creeping up again"?
[14:16.43]比如說 "我曾經(jīng)拿鐵鏟殺了一個(gè)人 那種感覺似乎又回來了"?
[14:22.48]I-I liked that thing someone said before about having three months to live.
[14:22.48]我喜歡剛才有人提到的 只剩3月壽命的建議
[14:26.27]How about "I never told anyone this,but I slept with my best friend's mom"?
[14:26.27]比如說"我從未跟別人說過 但我和好友的媽媽上過床"?
[14:30.99]Oh,that is good,but I feel like we keep coming back to that three months to live thing.
[14:30.99]不錯(cuò) 但我更想接著回到只剩3個(gè)月可活的話題
[14:35.92]- Wait. I think I got it. - Oh,yeah?
[14:35.92]- 等等 我知道了 - 哦 真的?
[14:41.18]He texted back!
[14:41.18]他回短信了!
[14:43.45]"I probably shouldn't tell you this.
[14:43.45]"我本不該跟你說的"
[14:46.32]I mean we barely know each other."
[14:46.32]"我是說我們根本不了解彼此"
[14:49.32]But what the hell,I'll just say it.
[14:49.32]"但是管他呢 我還是想說"
[14:51.66]This is it,dude. Here comes the "I love you."
[14:51.66]來了來了 伙計(jì) 要說"我愛你"了
[14:54.38]- I sh Stan were here. - Stan.
[14:54.38]- 真希望Stan也在這兒 - Stan
[15:00.41]What?
[15:00.41]什么?
[15:02.18]I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.
[15:02.18]我有時(shí)會(huì)做跟自己的好友玩同志的夢(mèng)
[15:10.95]I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.
[15:10.95]我有時(shí)會(huì)做跟自己的好友玩同志的夢(mèng)
[15:15.13]Why in the world would Ted text a girl he barely knows that he sometimes has gay dreams about me?
[15:15.13]Ted到底為何會(huì)對(duì)一個(gè)陌生的女孩說 他有時(shí)會(huì)對(duì)我存有同性戀幻想?
[15:21.91]Slow your roll. You?
[15:21.91]慢著下結(jié)論 他指的是你?
[15:24.55]He's clearly talking about me.
[15:24.55]很明顯他是在說我
[15:26.42]Dude,it's me. I'm his best friend.
[15:26.42]伙計(jì) 是我 我是他最好的哥們
[15:28.86]Okay,one: that has never been proven.
[15:28.86]好吧 第一:這從未得到證實(shí)
[15:30.96]Two: If anyone were to have gay dreams about one of us,it would be me.
[15:30.96]第二:如果有人會(huì)對(duì)我們其中一個(gè) 產(chǎn)生同性戀幻想 那也必然是對(duì)我
[15:35.64]I mean,look at me. Now look at you.
[15:35.64]看看我 再看看你自己
[15:38.33]A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
[15:38.33]即使是80歲的老古董也不會(huì)是 你這副德行
[15:43.14]Here's the thing,Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not.
[15:43.14]關(guān)鍵在于 Barney 我讓人感覺溫暖 而你不是
[15:46.56]Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning?
[15:46.56]誰周日早上不想偎依在這結(jié)實(shí)的懷抱里?
[15:50.33]Wrapped in a comforter,and it's raining outside,and there's muffins warming in the oven.
[15:50.33]纏繞在胸膛里 就算窗外下著雨 烤爐里正熱著松餅
[15:54.69]I'm cuddly,bitch. Deal with it.
[15:54.69]我就是如此居家 賤人 就是這樣
[15:57.48]I work out every day.
[15:57.48]我每天都健身
[15:59.74]If there is one thing we know about Ted,it's that he likes a nice body.
[15:59.74]我們最了解Ted的莫過于他喜歡好身材
[16:03.55]This body would rock his world.
[16:03.55]這副身材會(huì)讓他瘋狂
[16:05.24]Ted and I have a history. I know what he likes.
[16:05.24]我和Ted結(jié)交多年 我知道他的喜好
[16:07.99]There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind...
[16:07.99]我能為他做的那些事 會(huì)讓他失去理智...
[16:14.44]Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted?
[16:14.44]為啥我們要搶著去和Ted嘿咻?
[16:16.24]I don't know. It's weird.
[16:16.24]我也不知道 太奇怪了
[16:18.42]Crazy,right?
[16:18.42]簡直瘋了 對(duì)吧?
[16:20.06]Ted's having gay dreams about me.
[16:20.06]Ted對(duì)我有同性戀幻想
[16:22.54]And by me,he means M-E,Marshall Eriksen,
[16:22.54]他所說的"我" 指的是M-E Marshall Eriksen
[16:26.66]star of Ted's gay dreams.
[16:26.66]Ted同性戀春夢(mèng)里的情人
[16:29.38]Who cares? So Ted has gay dreams about one of you guys.
[16:29.38]管他呢 就是說Ted同性戀春夢(mèng)夢(mèng)到你們其中一個(gè)
[16:32.55]It's not like you found out he has three months to live.
[16:32.55]而不是你們發(fā)現(xiàn)他只剩3個(gè)月的壽命
[16:36.21]That's like,oh,shocking,right?
[16:36.21]這真是 太震驚了 對(duì)吧?
[16:39.88]Hey,look at this guy.
[16:39.88]嘿 瞧瞧這小子
[16:41.68]How's it going,uh,best friend of 12 years?
[16:41.68]今天還好吧? 12年的好朋友
[16:45.31]Well,it's kind of weird,but,uh,I had this crazy dream the other night.
[16:45.31]感覺很奇怪 但是我昨晚做了個(gè)瘋狂的夢(mèng)
[16:50.98]It's a little embarrassing.
[16:50.98]真令人尷尬
[16:52.24]You can tell us,Ted. This is a safe space.
[16:52.24]你可以告訴我們 Ted 這里很安全
[16:54.93]ah,your feelings are perfectly natural,buddy.
[16:54.93]你的感覺是很正常的 伙計(jì)
[16:57.73]Okay. Here's what happened. So I'm at...
[16:57.73]好吧 事情是這樣的 那么我當(dāng)時(shí)在...
[17:01.70]And then I proceeded to waste a half hour of those bastards' lives,
[17:01.70]于是我浪費(fèi)了這倆混蛋半小時(shí)的時(shí)間
[17:05.29]telling them about this dream I had
[17:05.29]告訴他們我的夢(mèng)
[17:06.73]where I ate dinner with my top five favorite architects throughout history.
[17:06.73]夢(mèng)里我跟最喜歡的5位建筑師一起吃飯
[17:10.56]And then,at the end of the meal,Frank Gehry slides the check over to I.M.Pei,
[17:10.56]最后吃完飯 Frank Gehry把賬單推給I.M.Pei
[17:14.93]and he says,Buddy,tonight,your name is I.M.Paying.
[17:14.93]他說 伙計(jì) 今晚你就是"付賬先生"了 (與其名字諧音)
[17:20.88]Buckminster Fuller almost did a spit take.
[17:20.88]Buckminster Fuller差點(diǎn)噴飯了
[17:25.64]And then I woke up.
[17:25.64]然后我就醒了
[17:28.79]So,that-that's it?
[17:28.79]那么 就這樣?
[17:30.95]No other dreams?
[17:30.95]沒做別的夢(mèng)?
[17:32.87]- Nothing confusing or erotic? - Nope.
[17:32.87]- 迷亂或者色情的夢(mèng)呢? - 沒有
[17:38.40]Okay,how about this?
[17:38.40]好吧 這么說吧
[17:39.98]Ted,you know how at some point in the future,machines will rise up against us?
[17:39.98]Ted 你知道未來的某天 機(jī)器會(huì)統(tǒng)治人類?
[17:43.03]- Sure. - Okay.So,the machines--
[17:43.03]- 當(dāng)然 - 好吧 那么機(jī)器--
[17:45.90]they've killed everybody,
[17:45.90]它們摧毀了全人類
[17:47.32]and all that's left is you,me,and Barney.
[17:47.32]只剩下你和我 還有Barney
[17:54.69]Which one of us would you,like...
[17:54.69]你會(huì)選哪一個(gè) 就像是...
[17:59.16]get with?
[17:59.16]一起生活?
[18:02.43]And,um...
[18:02.43]呣...
[18:03.98]why do I have to get with one of you?
[18:03.98]我為啥要跟你們其中一個(gè)生活?
[18:06.72]The machines are forcing you.
[18:06.72]那些機(jī)器強(qiáng)迫你
[18:08.10]They want to watch. That's just how they get down.
[18:08.10]它們想要圍觀一下 它們就這個(gè)風(fēng)格
[18:11.27]Oh,that's a... that's a... That's a tough one.
[18:11.27]哦 那真是... 真是...真是個(gè)難題
[18:14.06]I guess it would have to be...
[18:14.06]我想如果非得選的話...
[18:19.50]Holly.
[18:19.50]選Holly
[18:21.80]Robin told me what you guys did.
[18:21.80]Robin告訴我短信是你們發(fā)的
[18:23.28]That's why I made up the gay dreams thing.
[18:23.28]這就是為何我編造了同性戀春夢(mèng)的事
[18:24.90]Uh,guys,this is Holly.
[18:24.90]伙計(jì)們 這就是Holly
[18:27.86]And I didn't wait your precious three days to call her.
[18:27.86]我沒有按照你們說的 等上寶貴的三天再聯(lián)系她
[18:30.50]I knew where she worked,so I tracked her down.
[18:30.50]我知道她工作的地方 便直接去找她
[18:32.86]Um,let me ask you. Did I call you too soon?
[18:32.86]讓我來問問你 我給你打電話早了嗎?
[18:35.04]I loved that he called me right away.
[18:35.04]我喜歡他立馬給我電話
[18:37.59]I found it very romantic.
[18:37.59]我覺得很浪漫
[18:39.71]And by the way,I don't sit around my apartment reading architecture magazines
[18:39.71]順便一提 我不會(huì)坐在公寓里讀建筑雜志
[18:42.74]in my old cheerleader uniform.
[18:42.74]還穿著我的舊拉拉隊(duì)服
[18:45.51]I do that completely naked.
[18:45.51]我都是裸著的
[18:52.13]So,uh,Holly and I are going out to dinner.
[18:52.13]那么 我和Holly要出去吃晚餐了
[18:54.58]- I'll meet you out front. - Okay.
[18:54.58]- 我在門口等你 - 好的
[18:58.53]I'm sorr bud. We-We were just trying to help you.
[18:58.53]抱歉伙計(jì) 我們只是想要幫你
[19:01.25]And,also,it was really fun.
[19:01.25]而且 這很有趣
[19:06.21]I don't need your help,okay? I can take care of myself.
[19:06.21]我不需要你們的幫助 好吧? 我自己能搞掂
[19:10.00]And,yeah,maybe...
[19:10.00]沒錯(cuò) 也許...
[19:11.40]maybe there are some girls who wouldn't like it that I called them right away
[19:11.40]也許有些女孩子 不喜歡我立刻給她們打電話
[19:14.29]or said things too soon,but guess what?
[19:14.29]或者太早說愛她 但是知道嗎?
[19:16.85]Those aren't the right girls for me.
[19:16.85]她們不是適合我的女孩
[19:19.32]Maybe the right girl is the one who loves that I do those thin
[19:19.32]也許適合我的女孩會(huì)喜歡我做的事
[19:22.58]because that's just who I am,and I'm not going to change because of some stupid Three Days Rule.
[19:22.58]因?yàn)檫@才是我 我不會(huì)因?yàn)橛薮赖?日原則而改變自己
[19:30.48]Oh,and,um,Holly spells her name with an "I."
[19:30.48]哦 還有Holly的名字其實(shí)是以"I"結(jié)尾的
[19:36.31]So I had proven that the Three Days Rule was wrong,and I was out to dinner with a pretty girl.
[19:36.31]我證明了3日法則是錯(cuò)誤的 并和一個(gè)美女去吃晚餐
[19:41.40]And until right now,I've never told anyone the truth about what happened on that date.
[19:41.40]直到今日 我都沒有跟人提過那晚發(fā)生了什么
[19:45.65]That's so funny! I love indie music,too.
[19:45.65]太有趣了! 我也喜歡印度音樂
[19:48.32]We should get married.
[19:48.32]咱倆真該結(jié)婚
[19:50.81]Just kidding. Or am I?
[19:50.81]開玩笑的 或者我確實(shí)這么想的?
[19:54.61]Just kidding again.
[19:54.61]還是開玩笑
[19:56.18]That's it. We're totally going to Brazil together!
[19:56.18]沒錯(cuò) 我們真該一起去巴西!
[19:58.38]And I went to my doctor this morning,and he said it is all cleared up,so I'm good to go.
[19:58.38]今早我去見了醫(yī)生 他說我都康復(fù)了 我可以走了
[20:03.03]I think I'm in love with you,Ted.
[20:03.03]我想我愛上你了 Ted
[20:04.96]In the end,I didn't need to wait three days,but Holly really,really did.
[20:04.96]最后 我不需要等上3天 需要等的人是Holly
[20:10.40]Like a lot of rules,there are times to follow them and times to not.
[20:10.40]正如許多的規(guī)矩一樣 有時(shí)我們需要遵守 有時(shí)未必
[20:14.44]But I will tell you this.
[20:14.44]但我要告訴你們
[20:16.38]When I got your mother's number,I called her right away.
[20:16.38]當(dāng)我拿到你們老媽的號(hào)碼 我立馬打給了她
[20:23.55]- Stan! - Hey,fellas.
[20:23.55]- Stan! - 嘿 伙計(jì)們
[20:25.95]- Stan,aren't you working? - Took the night off.
[20:25.95]- Stan 你不用上班? - 今晚休息
[20:28.17]- That's great! We can all hang out! - Yeah.
[20:28.17]- 太棒了! 咱們可以出去啦! - 沒錯(cuò)
[20:29.89]Uh,I can't. Got a date.
[20:29.89]不行 我有約了
[20:32.52]- You ready,baby? - Yup.
[20:32.52]- 可以走了嗎 寶貝? - 走吧
[20:34.23]What the...
[20:34.23]搞什么...
[20:35.58]Wait,wait. Couldn't you guys just stay here and do your date with us?
[20:35.58]等等 你們倆不能留下來 跟我們一起約會(huì)嗎?
[20:39.40]Yeah,it'll be fun! Look,I'm laughing!
[20:39.40]沒錯(cuò) 這會(huì)很有趣的! 看 我都在笑了!
[20:42.68]It's fun here! You like magic?
[20:42.68]這兒很有趣! 你喜歡魔術(shù)嗎?
[20:45.10]Fellas,it-it's time we said good-bye.
[20:45.10]伙計(jì)們 我們?cè)撜f再見了
[20:48.59]I mean,we shared a very special afternoon together,and that's something I will always cherish.
[20:48.59]我們?cè)谝黄鸲冗^一個(gè)愉快的下午 這是我不會(huì)忘記的趣事
[20:53.23]I'll never forget you guys.
[20:53.23]我不會(huì)忘了你們的
[20:56.06]- Do you even know their mes? - No idea. Is the tall one Ted?
[20:56.06]- 你知道他們的名字嗎? - 不知道 那高個(gè)是Ted嗎?
[20:58.52]No. That's Marshall. He's married to Lily.
[20:58.52]不 那是Marshall 他跟Lily結(jié)婚了
[21:00.65]- Okay. You like chicken wings? - Oh,yeah.
[21:00.65]- 好吧 你喜歡吃雞翅嗎? - 喜歡
