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       If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinous crimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

　　如果長得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò)；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯(cuò)又沒罪，真羨慕你！

　　Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?

　　癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說：我要是長成你這樣早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢！豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰惹誰了？

　　If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

　　如果你長得難看，請(qǐng)打110；如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120；如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……