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       Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built Nie ah? !

  因為你,我相信命運(yùn)的安排,也許這一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是~~~~~我上輩子是造了什么孽???!

  Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

  磚頭又稱板兒磚,是老北京最有特點的文化遺產(chǎn)之一,具有殺傷力強(qiáng),易于攜帶隱蔽性高,不算兇器等多種特點,所以……拍你用它最合適!

  Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

  心理測試:如果你和狗熊賽跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!


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