雙語笑話：上帝丟了

An APB on God

A couple had two little boys，aged eight and ten，who were excessively mischievous．

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town，their two young sons were involved in some capacity．The parents were at their wit’s end as to what to do about their sons’behavior．

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past，so they contacted him，and he agreed to give it his best shot．He asked to see the boys individually，so the eight-yearold was sent to meet with him first．The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly，“Where is God？”

The boy made no response，so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone，“Where is God？”

Again the boy made no attempt to answer，so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face，“WHERE IS GOD？”At that，the boy bolted from the room，ran directly home，and slammed himself in his closet．His older brother followed him into the closet and said，“What happened？”

The younger brother replied，“We are in BIG trouble this time．God is missing and they think we did it！”

上帝丟了

一對夫婦有兩個兒子，一個八歲，一個十歲，他們都非常淘氣。

兩個孩子經(jīng)常惹麻煩。以至于他們的父母都相信如果小鎮(zhèn)上有什么惡作劇出現(xiàn)，一定有自己孩子們的份。為了約束孩子的行為，父母絞盡腦汁。

父母聽說小鎮(zhèn)上有個牧師曾經(jīng)成功地訓(xùn)導(dǎo)過許多孩子，便找到牧師，牧師答應(yīng)盡自己最大的努力試試看。他要求分別約見兩個孩子，先是八歲的男孩被帶著去見牧師。牧師讓男孩坐下后，嚴(yán)厲地問道：“上帝在哪兒？”

男孩毫無反應(yīng)，牧師又以更加嚴(yán)厲的語調(diào)重復(fù)這個問題：“上帝在哪兒？”

男孩仍然沒有回答的意思，因此牧師把聲音提得更高了，并用手指指著男孩的臉厲聲問道：“上帝到底在哪兒？”這時，男孩跑出了房間，徑直逃回家去，砰的一聲把自己關(guān)在了房間里。他的哥哥緊跟著進(jìn)來問道：“怎么了？”

小男孩答道：“這次，我們有大麻煩了。上帝丟了，他們認(rèn)為是我們干的！”