雙語笑話：由波士頓紅祙隊收養(yǎng)

Adopted by the Boston Red Sox

A child custody case was held in court．The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn’t decide who he should grant full custody to．So he asked the little boy，“Would you like to live with your mother？”

“No．”said the boy．

“Why not？”said the judge．

“Because she beats me．”

The judge said，“Okay，then you’ll go to live with your father．”

“Oh，no，”cried the boy，“He beats me too．”

Dumbfounded，the judge asked，“Okay，who do you want to live with？”

“I want to live with the Boston Red Sox．”

“Why？”asked the judge．

“They don’t beat anybody．”

由波士頓紅祙隊收養(yǎng)

法庭正在審理一起有關孩子監(jiān)護權的案子。法官覺得父母雙方都適合收養(yǎng)這個孩子，因此對于究竟應該由誰來取得完全監(jiān)護權猶豫不決。因此他就問那個小男孩：“你愿意和你媽媽生活在一起嗎？”

“不?！毙∧泻⒒卮鸬?。

“為什么？”法官問。

“因為她打我?！?

法官說：“那好，那么你將和你爸爸生活在一起?！?

“噢，不?！毙∧泻⒔械?，“他也打我?！?

法官感到非常驚訝，問道：“那你想和誰生活在一起？”

“我想和波士頓紅襪隊生活在一起。”

“為什么？”法官問。

“因為他們誰也打不過?！?

（注：波士頓紅襪隊為美國的一支美式橄欖球隊。）