雙語笑話：魚餌

A Fishing Lure

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track．All of a sudden，the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes．

Immediately，one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell．The Game Warden was hot on his heels．

After about a half mile，the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath，so the Game Warden finally caught up to him．

“Let’s see your fishing license，Boy！”The Warden gasped．

With that，the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license．

“Well，son，”said the Game Warden．“You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks！You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license！”

“Yes，sir，”replied the young guy．“But my friend back there，well，he doesn’t have one．”

魚餌

兩個小男孩來到一個專供釣魚的池塘邊釣魚，這個地方很偏僻，少有人來。突然，一個漁獵監(jiān)督官從矮木叢里跳了出來。

其中的一個男孩立即丟掉魚竿，像一只剛剛逃離地獄的蝙蝠拼命跑進樹林。監(jiān)督官緊追不舍。跑了半英里后，男孩停下來，彎著腰，把手放在腿上大口喘著粗氣，監(jiān)督官好不容易才趕上他。

“年輕人，讓我看看你的釣魚許可證。”監(jiān)督官氣喘吁吁地說道。

男孩掏出皮夾，把一個有效的釣魚許可證遞給那個監(jiān)督官。

“孩子，”監(jiān)督官說，“你真笨得可以！你有許可證，見到我為什么還跑呀！”

“哦，先生，”男孩答道，“但我的那個朋友，他沒有?！?