雙語笑話：好大的衛(wèi)生間

Very Large Toilet

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas．When he arrived on the plane，he felt the seats and said，“Wow，these seats are big！”The person next to him answered，“Everything is big in Texas．”

When he finally arrived in Texas，he decided to visit a bar．Upon arriving in the bar，he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands．He exclaimed，“Wow，these mugs are big！”The bartender replied，“Everything is big in Texas．”

After a few beers，the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located．The bartender replied，“Second door to the right．”The blind man headed for the bathroom，but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door．Instead，he entered the third door，which led to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident．

Scared to death，the blind man started shouting，“Don’t flush，don’t flush！”

好大的衛(wèi)生間

曾經(jīng)有個(gè)盲人打算到得克薩斯旅游。他上了飛機(jī)，坐在位子上說：“哦，好大的座位呀！”他鄰座的人說道：“得克薩斯的每樣?xùn)|西都很大。”

到了得克薩斯后，他決定去酒吧喝酒。進(jìn)了酒吧，他要了一份啤酒，雙手抱著一個(gè)杯子，大叫道：“哇，杯子也這么大！”招待說：“得克薩斯的每樣?xùn)|西都很大。”

那個(gè)盲人喝了點(diǎn)啤酒，問招待衛(wèi)生間在哪兒。招待答道：“右邊第二個(gè)門。”盲人就向衛(wèi)生間方向走去，不巧的是他被絆了一跤，錯(cuò)過了第二個(gè)門。結(jié)果，他進(jìn)了第三個(gè)門，那兒通向游泳池，不幸的是他又恰巧掉了進(jìn)去。

他嚇得要死，大喊道：“別沖廁所，別沖廁所！”