雙語醫(yī)患笑話：380　Everything is expensive here 這里什么都貴

英語笑話

380　Everything is expensive here 這里什么都貴

Waking up in the recovery room after surgery, I discovered my throat was dry and sore from the oxygen tube they had inserted. One of the nurses asked if I would like some ice chips to help alleviate the problem. “You know what,” I said to her, “I'll give you ten dollars if you bring me a soft drink.” “Ten dollars?” she said. “Sir, this is a hospital. A cup of Coke here costs a hundred dollars.”

手術以后在恢復室里蘇醒過來，我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的嗓子因為插了氧氣管而又干又酸。一位護士問我要不要含一些碎冰塊來緩解一下。我對她說：“你如果給我拿一杯軟飲料來，我給你十塊錢?！彼f：“十塊錢？先生，這里是醫(yī)院。一杯可口可樂在這里賣一百美金?！?