雙語(yǔ)醫(yī)患笑話：379　How will I be sure? 我怎么能肯定？

英語(yǔ)笑話

379　How will I be sure? 我怎么能肯定？

Panicking when my two-year-old swallowed a tiny magnet, I rushed him to the emergency room. “He'll be fine,” the doctor promised me. “The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two.” “How will I be sure?” I pressed. “Well,” the doctor suggested, “you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know.”

我兩歲的兒子把一塊小磁鐵吞下去了，我急急忙忙把他送到急診室。醫(yī)生保證說(shuō)：“他沒(méi)事的。磁鐵過(guò)一兩天就排出來(lái)了?！蔽易穯?wèn)說(shuō)：“那我怎么能肯定？”醫(yī)生建議說(shuō)：“這個(gè)嘛，你可以把孩子貼在冰箱上。他掉下來(lái)的時(shí)候，你就知道了。”