雙語(yǔ)醫(yī)患笑話：381　You can't win either way 哪面也贏不了

英語(yǔ)笑話

381　You can't win either way 哪面也贏不了

Just before I was to have a physical, my doctor handed me an examining gown. “I can never remember with these things,” I commented. “Does the opening go in the front or the back?” He shrugged. “Doesn't matter. You can't win either way.”

在開(kāi)始做體檢之前，醫(yī)生遞給我一件長(zhǎng)袍。我說(shuō)：“我總也記不住，這開(kāi)口一面究竟是朝前還是朝后。”他聳了聳肩膀說(shuō)：“沒(méi)什么兩樣。反正哪面也贏不了?！?