美國流行笑話：I used to drive a school bus 我以前是開校車的

229　I used to drive a school bus 我以前是開校車的

My wife and I were watching the gorillas at the zoo when several of them charged at the enclosure fence, scattering the crowd, except for one elderly man. Later, my wife asked him how he had kept his composure. “I used to drive a school bus,” he explained.
我和太太在動物園看黑猩猩。有幾只黑猩猩突然往籠子的圍欄沖過來，游人紛紛逃竄，只剩一個老頭兒。后來，我太太問他怎么會這樣鎮(zhèn)定。他解釋說：“我以前是開校車的。”