美國流行笑話：He's a club member 他是我們俱樂部的會員

228　He's a club member 他是我們俱樂部的會員

While dining in the club in the Philippines, my wife and I lost our appetites when a rat scurried past us. “Waiter!” I said, pointing to the rodent. “What are you going to do about that?” “It's all right, sir,” he said unfazed. “I've already confirmed he's a club member.”
我和太太在菲律賓的一個俱樂部里吃飯，看到一只老鼠從身邊竄過，頓時沒了胃口。我指著老鼠問侍者：“你準(zhǔn)備怎么處置？”他毫不在意地說：“先生，這沒什么。我已經(jīng)確認(rèn)過他是我們俱樂部的會員。”