英語(yǔ)幽默：Where Am I 我這是在哪兒

Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought1, "I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain3, and they like it very much, so this year I'm going4 to go there too."

First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few5 days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Natforgot6 about this, and while7 he was8 crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked9 him down.

Nat lay10 on the ground11 for a few seconds and then he sat12 up and said13: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side2 of the street, and he at oncecame14 to Nat and said, "Map of the city, sir?"

蘭特住在英格蘭的一座小鎮(zhèn)上。他的假日一直都是在這里度過(guò)的，可是去年，他想：“我從來(lái)都沒(méi)有出過(guò)國(guó)。我的朋友們都很喜歡去日本度假，今年我也準(zhǔn)備去那里。”

他先是去了馬德里，并在一家小旅館住了幾天。來(lái)到這里的第一天，他一早起來(lái)去散步。在英國(guó)，人們都是靠左行駛，但是西班牙人都是靠右行駛。蘭特忘記了這點(diǎn)，于是在他穿過(guò)一條繁雜的街道時(shí)，不幸被一輛自行車(chē)撞倒了。

蘭特在地上躺了幾秒鐘，隨后坐起來(lái)問(wèn)道：“我這是在哪兒?”這時(shí)，路邊正好有一位老人在賣(mài)地圖，于是他立即走上前去，對(duì)蘭特說(shuō)：“先生，買(mǎi)地圖嗎?