英語(yǔ)幽默：想請(qǐng)一天假

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with  employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said,
"I need to leave early tomorrow." Later that same day, he followed up with,
"Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my coming in late runs into my leaving early, then I won't be in at all."

經(jīng)營(yíng)一家小公司的一個(gè)大挑戰(zhàn)是對(duì)付員工的請(qǐng)假。 一天早上，一個(gè)員工說(shuō)，“我明天得早點(diǎn)走”。同一天的晚些時(shí)候，他又接著補(bǔ)充說(shuō)，“看來(lái)，我明天得晚點(diǎn)來(lái)。如果我遲到和早退的時(shí)間湊在了一起，那就是說(shuō)我壓根不會(huì)來(lái)了”。