英語幽默：你太晚了

You Are Too Late

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

你太晚了

在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就把錢拿走了。”