英語(yǔ)幽默:誰干的

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能首先回答我的問題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”
The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!"
第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問：“誰涂的？站起來！”
"It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見！”