英語(yǔ)幽默:兩只蟑螂

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開(kāi)張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
“那時(shí)我在街對(duì)面的那家新餐館里，”它說(shuō)。“那里太干凈了！廚房沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒(méi)有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個(gè)地方都在發(fā)光。”
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
“請(qǐng)不要在我吃東西的時(shí)候說(shuō)這個(gè)好嗎？”另一只蟑螂不悅地說(shuō)。