英語幽默:誰更強壯

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.
維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎？　那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
比爾不屑地說：“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎？ 那是我爸爸打死的。”