這種新的“疫苗”可以防止你對貓過敏

這種新的“疫苗”可以防止你對貓過敏

Let me know if you’re in the same boat as I am. I positively adore cats. But I’m insanely allergic to them. When I pet a catto, I keep sneezing until I look like the survivor of some unknown alien plague that had previously ravaged countless star systems. I start wheezing like I’m 175 years old. Remember the Eye of Sauron from The Lord of the Rings? That’s what my eyes look like after any feline so much as glances in my general direction. The pain, oh the existential pain. And all I want to do is snuggle a cat.

如果你和我處境相同，請告訴我。我非常喜歡貓。但我對它們極度過敏。當(dāng)我撫摸一只貓的時候，我不停地打噴嚏，直到我看起來像某種未知的外星瘟疫的幸存者，這種瘟疫曾經(jīng)肆虐過無數(shù)的星系。我開始像175歲一樣氣喘吁吁。還記得《指環(huán)王》中索倫的眼睛嗎?這就是我的眼睛在任何貓科動物注視我的大致方向后的樣子。痛苦，哦，存在的痛苦。我只想依偎著一只貓。

Here’s some wonderful ‘mews’ that will make your day. Scientists have invented a ‘vaccine’ for cats that can stop you from being allergic to these fantastically cuddly and proud creatures. In short, cats are given this injection, so that they produce less of the allergen that makes us sneeze. If that isn’t cause to celebrate, I don’t know what is. This is liable to bring tears of joy, not tears from allergies to everyone who loves felines but can’t be around them due to health concerns.

這里有一些美妙的“喵喵”聲，會讓你開心一整天?？茖W(xué)家們發(fā)明了一種針對貓的“疫苗”，可以防止你對這些令人難以置信的可愛而驕傲的動物過敏。簡而言之，給貓注射這種疫苗，這樣它們就不會產(chǎn)生讓我們打噴嚏的過敏原。如果這不是慶祝的理由，我不知道還有什么理由。這很容易讓人喜極而泣，而不是因為對每一個愛貓的人過敏而落淚，因為擔(dān)心健康問題而不能和它們在一起。

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The brilliant minds behind this ‘vaccine’ are worthy of being praised as much as the Ancient Egyptians praised cats. The researchers at the University Hospital Zurich, in the land of chocolate, cows and cuckoo clocks (i.e. Switzerland), published their study in the Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology, detailing their HypoCat ‘vaccine’.

這種“疫苗”背后的聰明才智值得稱贊，就像古埃及人贊美貓一樣。蘇黎世大學(xué)醫(yī)院的研究人員在《過敏與臨床免疫學(xué)雜志》上發(fā)表了他們的研究成果，詳細介紹了他們的低氧貓“疫苗”。

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The science behind the cat allergy ‘vaccine’ is simple enough to understand. Our furry overlords produce the protein Fel d 1, which is one of five allergenic substances that cats produce, according to IFLScience. In the West, around 1 in 10 people lost the lottery and are allergic to this protein, including me. Fortunately, the Swiss tested their HypoCat ‘vaccine’ on 54 cats, which then produced antibodies that could disable Fel d 1. Hooray!

貓過敏“疫苗”背后的科學(xué)原理很簡單，很容易理解。根據(jù)IFLScience的研究，我們毛茸茸的主人會產(chǎn)生蛋白質(zhì)Fel d1，這是貓產(chǎn)生的五種致敏物質(zhì)之一。在西方，大約十分之一的人中了彩票，對這種蛋白質(zhì)過敏，包括我。幸運的是，瑞士人在54只貓身上測試了他們的低氧貓“疫苗”，這些貓產(chǎn)生的抗體可以使Fel d1失效。萬歲!

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This is one of those situations where everybody wins. This is great news for everyone allergic. This is even better news for our loved ones who can’t stand our constant sniffling and sneezing. And it’s fantastic news for cats because fewer of them will be given away to animal shelters after people or their family members develop allergies to them.

這是所有人都贏的情況之一。這對過敏的人來說是個好消息。對于那些無法忍受我們不停地流鼻涕和打噴嚏的親人來說，這是一個更好的消息。這對貓來說是個好消息，因為在人們或他們的家人對貓過敏后，很少有貓會被送到動物收容所。

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However, we should all temper our expectations. This miracle cure is still a way off from making my life (and yours) better. The ‘vaccine’ could be available in the next 3 years, but that’s still a long while to wait. So for now, all of us with allergies will have to make do with looking at wholesome cat posts on Bored Panda.

然而，我們都應(yīng)該降低我們的期望。這種靈丹妙藥離讓我(和你)的生活變得更好還有很長一段路要走。“疫苗”有望在未來3年內(nèi)問世，但這還需要很長時間。所以現(xiàn)在，我們所有有過敏癥的人都得看看Bored Panda網(wǎng)站上健康的貓咪帖子。

Now, if only somebody could get on to inventing ‘vaccines’ for dogs, flowers, fruit trees, and dusty sofas, I could take off my anti-allergy hazmat suit and gasmask…

現(xiàn)在，如果有人能發(fā)明出針對狗、花、果樹和滿是灰塵的沙發(fā)的“疫苗”，我就能脫掉我的防過敏危險服和防毒面具了……

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