女人對(duì)男人的一些了解

men are hard to please

男人很難取悅!

the problems with guys:

男人的問(wèn)題是：

if you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;

如果你對(duì)他好，他說(shuō)你愛(ài)上他了.

if you don’t, he says you are proud.

對(duì)他不好，他說(shuō)你驕傲.

if you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;

如果你穿得很漂亮，他說(shuō)你企圖誘惑他.

if you don’t, he says you are from kampong.

如果不，他說(shuō)你是鄉(xiāng)下來(lái)的

if you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;

如果你跟他理論，他說(shuō)你固執(zhí)

if you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.

如果你沉默，他說(shuō)你沒(méi)大腦!

if you are smarter than him, he’ll lose face;

如果你比他聰明，他說(shuō)那是小聰明

if he is smarter than you, he is great.

如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧!

if you don’t love him, he tries to possess you;

如果你不愛(ài)他，他想擁有你

if you love him, he will try to leave you.(very true huh?)

如果你愛(ài)他，他試著離開(kāi)你.

if you don’t make love with him., he says you don’t love him;

如果你不跟他做愛(ài)，他說(shuō)你不愛(ài)他

if you do!! he says you are cheap.

如果跟他做，他說(shuō)你是賤貨!

if you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome;

如果你告訴他你的問(wèn)題，他說(shuō)你麻煩

if you don’t, he says that you don’t trust him.

如果不，他說(shuō)你不信任他

if you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;

如果你罵他，你好象他奶媽

if he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

如果他罵你，是表示他\"關(guān)心\"你

if you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;

如果你不守承諾，你就是沒(méi)有信用

if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的

if you smoke, you are bad girl;

如果你吸煙，你是壞女孩

if he smokes, he is gentleman.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士

if you do well in your exams, he says it’s luck;

如果你考試成績(jī)好，他說(shuō)是運(yùn)氣

if he does well, it’s brains.

如果他考得好，他說(shuō)是實(shí)力!

if you hurt him, you are cruel;

如果你傷害了他，表示你很殘忍

if he hurts you, you are too sensitive!

如果他傷害了你，表示你太敏感而且太難取悅!

so hard to please!

if you send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true...

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會(huì)發(fā)誓以上是不正確的.

but if you don’t they say you are selfish...

如果你不寄給他們，他們說(shuō)你自私.