女人永遠不知道滿足

        “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

　　Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

　　“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

　　Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

　　Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

　　She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

　　Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

　　“喔。”女人心里想著，卻不自主地繼續(xù)前行。她來到四樓，告示上寫著：

　　四樓：這些男人有工作，喜愛孩子，形象佳且愿意幫你做家務。

　　“哦，上帝啊！”她驚呼道，“我快受不了了！”

　　不過她依舊登上了五樓。告示寫著：

　　五樓：這些男人有工作， 喜愛孩子，形象極佳，愿意做家務且柔情似水。

　　女人十分想待在這層，不過她還是登上了六樓，告示寫著：

　　六樓：你是本層樓第31456012位光顧者。本層沒有男士。單獨設置這一層是為了證明：女人是永遠無法滿足的。感謝您光臨“老公商店”。