英語(yǔ)笑話:Chicken soup 雞湯

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

Joe在住院，一天午餐時(shí)間，他看了看自己的飯菜，說(shuō)：“我不喜歡雞湯，拿點(diǎn)別的給我吧。”醫(yī)院的護(hù)工說(shuō)：“雞湯對(duì)您的身體有好處，醫(yī)生說(shuō)您得喝這個(gè)。” 無(wú)論如何，Joe還是不肯喝。那天晚上，和Joe同房間的一個(gè)病人得了嚴(yán)重的胃病，于是護(hù)士過(guò)來(lái)給他灌腸。可是他們搞錯(cuò)了，給Joe做了灌腸。第二個(gè)禮拜，Joe出院時(shí)，新住進(jìn)來(lái)的病人問(wèn)他覺(jué)得醫(yī)院怎么樣。Joe告訴他：“這個(gè)醫(yī)院本身是很好的，但是他們對(duì)伙食真的很?chē)?yán)格，如果他們讓你喝雞湯，你最好喝了它，不然他們會(huì)半夜過(guò)來(lái)硬是從你后面塞進(jìn)去!”