《柯南脫口秀》第95期:汽車(chē)著火

I mean,first of all,you weren't injured in anyway,were you? 首先 你毫發(fā)未傷 對(duì)吧

No,a guy stopped.A real hero.But is caught on fire and I saw flames 對(duì) 有個(gè)人停下了車(chē) 他是個(gè)真英雄 但車(chē)著火了 我看到了火苗

You're driving the car,right?You saw smoke first?what happened? 你當(dāng)時(shí)在開(kāi)車(chē) 對(duì)吧 你先看到了煙嗎 發(fā)生了什么

No,it started bumping like I have a flat tire. 車(chē)剛開(kāi)始就像爆胎一樣顛簸 

I pull over then I saw smoke coming out of the thing and then flames,so I started to pick up my stuff. 我靠邊停車(chē) 看到有煙從車(chē)?yán)锩俺?然后開(kāi)始著火 我開(kāi)始收拾我的東西

I had some CD and things.All the guy saw.What are you talking about? 我車(chē)?yán)锓帕薈D什么的 他們只看到 你扯什么呢

You could have replaced the CDs.I'll get you another josh Groban.You don't need, CD可以重新買(mǎi)啊 我再送你張喬詩(shī)·葛洛班的唱片 你不必

But the guy,all the guy saw was an old guy over.He thought he's out. 他只看到一個(gè)老頭俯下身去 他以為我暈倒了

And they got to the car before I could get my stuff. 他在我收拾完之前趕到了車(chē)邊