《柯南脫口秀》第94期:最偉大的攝影師

and a number of years ago you guys did this photo together and I have to ask you about it. 幾年前 你們一起拍了這張照片 我必須問問你

This is not photoshopped.You and Mary Tyler Moore posed for this photograph in those . 這沒經(jīng)過PS 你和瑪麗·泰勒·摩爾 穿著這身行頭擺拍了這張照片

In a manner of speaking.We did it as a couple of hoboes,which I love,like clowns. 在某種意義上說 我們以流浪漢的形象拍了一張照片 我很喜歡 就像小丑一樣

And they said put on this and I said what is this? 他們說穿上這套衣服 我問 這是什么

We were going to do like a motorcycle thing.So I put on the outfit,I'm not kidding. 我們要拍一組機車照 于是我穿上了那套衣服 我沒開玩笑

A motorcycle thing?yeah,so I thought we're going to be on a bike or something. 機車照 對 我以為我們要騎摩托車什么的

And what was the lady's name,that famous photographer?I think is Annie Lebovitz.one of the greatest photographers of all time. 那個姑娘叫什么來著 著名攝影師 安妮·萊博維茨 有史以來最偉大的攝影師之一

I'll get you for this Annie.They said just get on your knees a minute.You're so . 我會為這事找你的 安妮 他們說 你跪下一會 你好天真哦

At what point does it dawn on you it's not a motorcycle thing?I guess I'm a motorcycle.I'm going to change the oil on the motorcycle. 你什么時候才意識到這不是機車照 我猜我是輛機車 我要給摩托車換機油

I didn't get it till Mary jumped on my back with that whip. 直到瑪麗拿著鞭子跳到我背上 我才明白

It seems like Mary knew what was going on.Yeah,Mary knows exactly what's going on. 看樣子瑪麗知道這是怎么回事 對 瑪麗清楚得很

Oh,yeah,she knew.your face looks like I figure it out at one point.taking a long time to bring that motorcycle around. 對 她知道 你的表情像在說 我在某一時刻才搞明白 那輛機車好久還沒推來

It will haunt me till the end of my days.Much more with Dick Van after these messages. 這張照片會糾纏我到入土的那天 稍稍休息 繼續(xù)采訪迪克·范·戴克