《柯南脫口秀》第96期:博物館驚魂夜

I won't get them one of those,But they pulled over to the side of the road and the of the car burst into flames, 我可不會給他們買那種車 他們靠邊停車 發(fā)動機蓋著火了

and my mother was worried,they were going to some nice party. 我母親很害怕 他們要去參加一場高檔派對

My mother was wearing a .My dad tooke the cape and started beating the hood, 我母親穿著一件羊毛斗篷 我爸脫下她的斗篷開始拍打發(fā)動機蓋

with thecape to put it out and the cape caught fire. 用斗篷滅火 結(jié)果斗篷也被點著了

and the firemen were like,what are you doing?They said get out of here,you fool. 消防員說 你在干什么呢 他們說 滾開 蠢貨

I think he started use my mom to put the fire out.That's the kind of family we come from. 我覺得他開始拿我媽來滅火了 我就是來自這樣一個家庭

You're in "Night of the museum,secret of the tomb."What a 你出演了《博物館驚魂夜3》 很棒的電影系列

This has turned into,It's a fantastic movie,really fun role for you. 這是一部很精彩的電影 你的角色很搞笑

Yeah small,but I've been in all three of them.The second one I ended up on the cutting room floor. 雖然是小角色 我出演了所有三部 我第二部的戲份都被剪掉了

This one I'm in the beginning.I bring out the plot and tell them that there's something wrong with the jewel or whatever it is. 這一部我出演了片頭 我引出了線索 告訴他們 珠寶還有啥玩意的有問題

You learn the lines and forget them.The jewel or whatever it is.Get my check. 你記住臺詞之后又忘記了 珠寶還是啥玩意的 付給我片酬

I was suppose to be warning Ben stiller,look out.And that was all I was supposed to do. 我應該警告本·斯蒂勒 小心點 我只需要告訴他這個就行

Thank god they cut this out.I,obviously went for Oscar，I chewed up all the scenery they play. 謝天謝地他們剪掉了這段 我顯然是沖著奧斯卡去的 我壞了他們的好事

I had him by the collar.I said ben,you can't go there and I went crazy. 我抓著他的領(lǐng)子 我說 本 你不能去 我發(fā)了彪

I realized what am I doing,I said can I do that again?They sadi no,it's fine. 我這是演了些什么 我說 能再來一遍嗎 他們說 不必 挺好的

They cut it out,or I'd be holding an Oscar right this minute.You'd be holding an Oscar right now. 他們剪掉了那段 否則我現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)手捧奧斯卡了 你現(xiàn)在拿奧斯卡了

They don't give them away before the movie.Oh,they don't? 奧斯卡不會在電影上映前頒發(fā) 是嗎