I ONCE asked an Englishman if he lived in London.
"Why does every American think that every Englishman lives in London?" he replied-and he sounded rather vexed. "There are other places in England besides London.
There is Chester and Manchester,
There is Norwich and Harwich,
There is Oxford and Guildford,
There is Birm ingham and Nottingham,
There is Cambridge and Tunbridge,
There is Northampton and Southampton,
There is Plymouth and Yarmouth and Weymouth..."
And as he gasped for breath I cried, "Please don't tell me all the 'wiches and 'fords and'mouths in England."
"Well," said he, "there are over thirty million people in England who don't live in London and I am one of them."
But nearly every Englishman, no matter where he does live, goes to London some time in his life. You can get to London in a day from any place in England, for the island is so small and trains are so fast.
Railroads were invented by an Englishman, and some of the fastest trains i. t. w. W. run in England. Their trains look different from ours. They seem much smaller and lighter and the cars are divided into rooms instead of being one long room like ours. Each room has half the seats facing forward and half facing backward, so that half of the people have to ride backward. Some of these rooms are labeled "lst class," but most are "3rd class." People pay more to ride in a lst class room than they do in a 3rd class room. The 1st class has cushioned seats and there is more space for each person. The 3rd class has wooden seats without cushions, and more people are put in a room. The English railroad trains run on the left hand side of the road. Most Americans are right-handed, and we say "Keep to the Right," but most Englishmen are right-handed too, yet they say "Keep to the Left." You would be arrested in England if you drove or rode on the right hand side as we do here.
Our country roads usually have fences alongside, but in England the country roads usually have hedges. Sometimes the hedges are like those that grew up round Sleeping Beauty's castle, so thick and so high that you cannot see through them or over them, and the houses behind them are hidden, all except perhaps the roof. Sometimes the roofs are quite different from ours-made of piles of straw, which are called "thatch." You would hardly think thatch roofs would keep the rain out, but they do; and you would think they would burn up easily, but they don't. The houses themselves are seldom built of wood, because there is very little wood in England to build them of. Almost all of them are built of stone which comes out of the ground, or brick made out of the ground. In America there is a great deal of wood, but in England there is little wood, for there are very few forests, hardly any big ones, and they are usually kept like a park. The country is so old the trees have nearly all been cut down. The trees that are left are so valuable that people do not often cut them down to use them for building houses. In America a wood house is cheaper than a stone or brick house. In England a stone or brick house is cheaper than one made of wood.
Among the sights which people go to see in England are the churches and cathedrals. Few churches in America are a hundred years old. There are few churches in England that are not a hundred years old, and many of the cathedrals are more nearly a thousand years old. Most of the people in England are Episcopa-lians, so most of the churches in England are Episcopal. In fact, the Episcopal Church is called the Church of England.
Two of the greatest universities in the world are in England. They play each other football, but not baseball. Instead of baseball they play a game called cricket, and they have rowing matches. One of these universities is on River Thames where oxen used to wade across or "ford" the river, and so is called Ox-ford; the other university is by the River Cam where a bridge crosses, so this is called Cam-bridge.
Many of the World's greatest writers whose stories you read and whose poetry you have learned lived in England, and the greatest English writer i. t. w. W. , William Shakspere, lived there at a place called Stratford-on- Avon.
But the chief business of England is "making things"-as the chief business of New England in America is "making things." In New England there is neither coal nor iron to make the things with; both have to be brought from somewhere else; but in Old England there is a great deal of both coal and iron. Coal makes the fire to run the machinery and iron makes the things; so in England they make everything that can be made of iron, from huge engines to small penknives. At Sheffield they make a great quantity of table knives and silver-plated ware called "Sheffield." Look at your own table knives and silver-plated ware and see if any of them have the label "Made in Sheffield" stamped on them.
In England they also make a great deal of cloth-cloth made of wool from the backs of sheep that are raised in England, and cloth made from cotton which is not grown in England but brought there all the way from the United States.
There are farms in England too, but not enough is raised on the farms to feed the English people one day a week. Most of the food has to be brought to them from other countries across the sea. The English eat a great deal of mutton and roast beef. "The Roast Beef of Old England" has been celebrated in song and story. One story is that a certain King of England thought steak from the loin of the beef was so good that he called it "Sir Loin," as he would a knight or a lord, and that's why we still call it sirloin steak to-day. It's a good story but I'm afraid it isn't a true story.
The King of England is king of many more people than just those who live in Great Britain. Englishmen explored and conquered and settled in far-off places all over the World in times gone by. England owned countries in every continent and at first the laws for all these countries were made in London. Now, however, many of these countries that belonged to England govern themselves and make their own laws. They have become independent countries but they have kept the King of England as their king. This big family of countries all over the World with the same king, the king of England, is called the British Commonwealth of Nations. The country of Canada, that I told you about earlier, is a member of the British Commonwealth of Nations.
我曾經(jīng)問過一個(gè)英國(guó)人是不是住在倫敦。
"為什么每個(gè)美國(guó)人都認(rèn)為所有英國(guó)人都住在倫敦呢?"他卻這樣回答--語氣有點(diǎn)生氣,"除了倫敦,英國(guó)還有很多其他地方啊。
有切斯特和曼徹斯特,
有諾里奇和哈里奇,
有牛津和吉爾福德,
有伯明翰和諾丁漢,
有劍橋和坦布里奇,
有北安普頓和南安普頓,
有普利茅斯、雅茅斯和韋茅斯......"
他停下喘氣的時(shí)候,我大叫:"請(qǐng)不要把英國(guó)所有那些'里奇'、'福德'和'茅斯'都說出來了!"
"好吧,"他說,"英國(guó)有三千多萬人都不住在倫敦,我就是其中之一。"
但是幾乎每個(gè)英國(guó)人,不管他住在哪里,一生中總會(huì)到倫敦去住一段時(shí)間。無論從英國(guó)哪個(gè)地方出發(fā),都可以在一天之內(nèi)到達(dá)倫敦,因?yàn)檎麄€(gè)島嶼很小,而火車速度又很快。
鐵路是英國(guó)人發(fā)明的,世界上一些跑得最快的火車也在英國(guó)。他們的火車看起來和我們的不一樣,似乎更小、更輕,他們的車廂被分成一個(gè)個(gè)隔間,而不像我們的車廂那樣,沒有任何隔斷。每個(gè)隔間里設(shè)有面對(duì)面的座位,因此一半乘客是倒著前進(jìn)的。有些隔間標(biāo)著"頭等",但大多數(shù)是"三等"。頭等車廂隔間的車票要比三等車廂隔間的貴。頭等車廂隔間的座位上鋪有軟墊,每個(gè)人的空間也更大些。三等車廂隔間只有木制的座位,沒有軟墊,每個(gè)隔間里的乘客也更多些。英國(guó)的火車是靠鐵路的左邊行駛的。大部分美國(guó)人是慣用右手的,我們說"請(qǐng)靠右行",但大部分英國(guó)人也是慣用右手的,可他們卻說"請(qǐng)靠左行"。在英國(guó),如果你像在美國(guó)一樣靠右開車或騎車,就會(huì)被警察抓起來。
我們的鄉(xiāng)村公路兩旁通常設(shè)有柵欄,但在英國(guó),鄉(xiāng)村公路兩旁通常是樹籬。有些樹籬就像《睡美人》里城堡外的樹籬,長(zhǎng)得又密又高,無法透過樹籬看到后面的東西,也無法從上面望過去,后面的房子整個(gè)都被遮掩了,也許最多只能看到屋頂。有時(shí)屋頂也和我們的大不相同--是用禾稈摞起來的,叫做"茅草屋頂"。你很難想象茅草屋頂能防雨,但確實(shí)可以;你可能以為茅草屋頂很容易燒起來,但是并不會(huì)。這些房子本身很少是用木頭造的,因?yàn)橛?guó)木材稀少,不夠用來建房子。幾乎所有的房屋都是用地下的石頭建的,或者是用土做成的磚頭建成的。美國(guó)有大量的木材,但英國(guó)的木材很少,因?yàn)橛?guó)只有很少的森林,幾乎沒有大森林,那些小森林通常像公園一樣被保留下來。這個(gè)國(guó)家歷史悠久,樹木幾乎都被砍掉了。剩下的樹木于是變得非常寶貴,人們一般不舍得把樹木砍倒用于蓋房子。在美國(guó),木頭房子比石頭或者磚頭房子便宜。在英國(guó),石頭或者磚頭房子比木頭房子更便宜。
英國(guó)有很多值得一看的名勝風(fēng)景,包括很多教堂和大教堂。美國(guó)很少有一百年歷史的教堂。但英國(guó)幾乎沒有教堂是不超過一百年的,許多大教堂有一千多年的歷史。大部分英國(guó)人都是圣公會(huì)教徒,所以英國(guó)大部分教堂都是圣公會(huì)教堂。實(shí)際上,英國(guó)圣公會(huì)被稱作英國(guó)國(guó)教會(huì)。
世界上最著名的大學(xué)中有兩所在英國(guó)。這兩所大學(xué)之間常舉行足球賽、板球賽和劃船比賽,但沒有棒球賽。其中一所大學(xué)位于泰晤士河河畔,那里過去是牛群涉水過河的地方,因此就叫"牛津大學(xué)";另一所大學(xué)位于劍河河畔,劍河上有一座橋,因此就叫"劍橋大學(xué)"。
世界上許多最偉大的作家都生活在英國(guó),你讀過他們寫的故事,學(xué)過他們寫的詩歌。世界上最偉大的英國(guó)作家威廉 · 莎士比亞就曾住在英國(guó)埃文河畔的斯特拉特福小鎮(zhèn)上。
但英國(guó)最主要的行業(yè)是"制造東西"--就像美國(guó)的新英格蘭最主要的行業(yè)是"制造東西"一樣。新英格蘭既沒有煤礦也沒有鐵礦;制造東西所需的煤和鐵都必須從其他地方運(yùn)過來;但是英國(guó),即老英格蘭,則有豐富的煤和鐵礦資源。煤炭燃燒,可以開動(dòng)機(jī)器,鐵可以制成各種東西;因此在英國(guó),人們生產(chǎn)各種各樣鐵制品,從巨大的發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī)到很小的袖珍折刀。在謝菲爾德,人們生產(chǎn)大量的餐刀和鍍銀器皿,叫做"謝菲爾德銀具"??纯茨慵依锏牟偷逗湾冦y器皿,看上面是否印有"謝菲爾德制造"的標(biāo)記。
英國(guó)還生產(chǎn)大量布料--用英國(guó)產(chǎn)的羊毛做成的布,和用棉花做成的布,但棉花卻不是英國(guó)產(chǎn)的,而是從美國(guó)一路運(yùn)到英國(guó)來的。
英國(guó)也有農(nóng)場(chǎng),但農(nóng)場(chǎng)種出的糧食還不夠英國(guó)人一個(gè)星期里吃一天的。大部分糧食必須從大洋對(duì)岸的其他國(guó)家運(yùn)來。英國(guó)人吃很多羊肉和烤牛肉。很多歌曲和故事都贊美過"老英格蘭的烤牛肉"。有個(gè)故事說英國(guó)某個(gè)國(guó)王覺得用牛腰肉烤出的牛排味道最香,他就把牛腰肉稱作"牛腰先生",就像他稱呼一位爵士或勛爵一樣,所以現(xiàn)在我們?nèi)匀话焉虾玫呐Q夥Q作"腰肉先生"。[1]這個(gè)故事很好聽,但恐怕不是真實(shí)的。
英國(guó)國(guó)王統(tǒng)治的范圍遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超過大不列顛島。在過去,英國(guó)人到世界各地去探險(xiǎn),征服了很多遙遠(yuǎn)的地方,把它們變成英國(guó)殖民地。在每一大洲都有英國(guó)的殖民地,最初所有這些國(guó)家的法律都是由在倫敦的英國(guó)人制定的。然而現(xiàn)在其中的許多國(guó)家自己管理自己,并制定自己的法律。他們已經(jīng)成為獨(dú)立的國(guó)家,但仍然把英國(guó)的國(guó)王當(dāng)做自己的國(guó)王。這個(gè)遍布世界各地的有著同一個(gè)國(guó)王,即英國(guó)國(guó)王的大家族叫做"英聯(lián)邦"。我前面介紹過加拿大這個(gè)國(guó)家,就是英聯(lián)邦的一個(gè)成員國(guó)。
[1] 英文中"牛腰肉"(sirloin)是"先生"(sir)和"腰肉"(loin)兩詞合拼的--譯者注。
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