《生活大爆炸》第十季:第9集:地質(zhì)學(xué)教授伯特(下)
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Thank you, Penny.You know, I just need to keep reminding myself that Bert's success is not my failure.
謝謝你 Penny，我只要不斷提醒自己Bert成功并不代表我就失敗了
There you go.
這么想就對(duì)了
And that men of his large stature are more susceptible to a wide array of lifethreatening diseases.
一個(gè)男人越雄偉就越容易患上致命的疾病
There you go...What's up? I'm conducting a quick survey.
你這么說(shuō)也...什么事?做個(gè)小調(diào)查
Do you think this respectful and loving tribute to a great man
你覺(jué)得這個(gè)代表著對(duì)一個(gè)偉人的敬意和愛(ài)的東西
is in poor taste? Yep.
品味很差嗎?很差
Do you think this is in poor taste?
你覺(jué)得這個(gè)品味很差嗎?
Does it spin around and do tricks? Yeah! Then yeah.
他會(huì)轉(zhuǎn)圈耍雜技嗎?當(dāng)然!那差到極點(diǎn)了
What do you think? That is hilarious!
你怎么看呢?這實(shí)在是太搞笑了!
Give me the remote control.
把遙控器給我
I want to drive him into the girls' restroom.
我要把他開(kāi)到女洗手間里
All right, we're done. It's offensive.
夠了到此為止看來(lái)確實(shí)過(guò)分了
Top of the afternoon, gentlemen.
下午好啊
You're in a good mood.
你心情很不錯(cuò)啊
Well, it's a new day. I have a new outlook.
新的一天新的氣象嘛
You know, I realized I don't need to worry about other people.
我意識(shí)到我完全不用在意其他人
I just need to think more about myself.
我只要以自己為主就好了
Oh, how will we ever get used to the new you?
如此嶄新的高大上的你讓我們?cè)趺戳?xí)慣才好啊?
Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward.
我很高興看到你走出來(lái)了
Bert did quality research.
Bert的研究很有價(jià)值
And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.
他確實(shí)配得上他得到的所有贊美
What is going on?
這是怎么了?
Did you upgrade his software last night?
你昨晚升級(jí)了他的軟件嗎?
I think he might be learning on his own.
我覺(jué)得是他自己升級(jí)的
Then the robot uprising has begun.
那就意味著機(jī)器人開(kāi)始崛起了
Excuse me, I need to pay Bert a proper congratulations.
我現(xiàn)在要去給Bert送上一個(gè)恰當(dāng)?shù)淖ＹR了
He doesn't just look like C3PO,now he walks like him.Bert?
他不僅僅是看上去像C3PO現(xiàn)在他走路的姿勢(shì)都像了。你好Bert?
I wanted to let you know that I read your research,and your award is welldeserved.
我讀了你的研究成果你獲獎(jiǎng)實(shí)至名歸
Thanks. I've been hearing that a lot.
謝謝我已經(jīng)聽(tīng)多了這種話(huà)
Ever since I won, people think I'm great.
自從我獲獎(jiǎng)每個(gè)人都覺(jué)得我很棒
Well, just this once, you can count me as people, too.
只此一次我允許你把我歸入一般人的范圍里
You know, as a MacArthur Grant winner,I'm allowed to nominate someone for next year.
作為一個(gè)麥克阿瑟獎(jiǎng)得獎(jiǎng)?wù)呶铱梢蕴崦髂甑暮蜻x人
Really?I didn't know that.
是嗎?我可不知道這個(gè)
So I was thinking, you know,engineers don't get a lot of respect.
所以我在想工程師一直得不到應(yīng)有的尊重
Is your friend Howard working on anything cool?
Howard最近有沒(méi)有在研究什么新奇的東西?
You know, I... I'm not sure.You know, you'd have to ask him.Excuse me.Aah!
我不太清楚，這個(gè)你得問(wèn)他了，我先走了，啊!
Leonard! I hurt myself again.
Leonard!我又受傷了
Excuse me, I... I have to go take some pictures.
先走一步我...我要去拍點(diǎn)照片
I can't believe you headbutted a water fountain.
我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信你用頭去撞飲水機(jī)
No, I went to punch the water fountain,slipped in water in front of the water fountain,and hit my head on the water fountain.
沒(méi)有我本來(lái)是想打它出氣的結(jié)果踩到水滑倒了頭撞在臺(tái)子上了
I can't imagine you being violent.
簡(jiǎn)直難以想象你暴力化的畫(huà)面
It's not hard. Just picture the Three Stooges,and then take away two stooges.
這也不難你就想象活寶三人組然后去掉兩個(gè)活寶剩下的就是我了
I'm so disappointed in myself.
我對(duì)自己太失望了
Jealousy is completely illogical.
嫉妒這東西完全不合邏輯
It's a human emotion, Sheldon.
這是人類(lèi)的正常情感 Sheldon
Everyone gets jealous.
每個(gè)人都會(huì)嫉妒別人
I'm jealous of Leonard and Penny and Howard and Bernadette for being in such happy relationships.
我很嫉妒Leonard和Penny還有Howard和Bernadette這么甜蜜恩愛(ài)
What about me and Sheldon? Sure.
那我和Sheldon呢?也羨慕
I've always been jealous of how much money Raj's family has.
我一直很羨慕Raj家那么有錢(qián)
Thank you for saying that. Next to buying things,that is the best part about having money.
謝謝你除了買(mǎi)買(mǎi)買(mǎi)別人嫉妒你簡(jiǎn)直是有錢(qián)最爽的事情了
Ever since I met Penny,I've been envious of her looks.
自從我遇到了Penny我就嫉妒她怎么能這么美
Aw, thank you.That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off.What?!
謝謝夸獎(jiǎng)。所以你把頭發(fā)剪短的時(shí)候我特別開(kāi)心，你什么意思?
You know what I mean.
你懂的啊
You were still hot, but more like a "why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair?" hot. "
你還是這么美但這變成了這個(gè)美人兒為什么把頭發(fā)剪了"的那種美
You liked my short hair, right?Yeah... I loved it.
你喜歡我短發(fā)的對(duì)吧?嗯...愛(ài)屋及烏嘛
Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.
愛(ài)你愛(ài)你的頭發(fā)自然也就愛(ài)你做出的改變
Seriously, none of you liked it?
真的嗎你們都不喜歡嗎?
I thought it was brave.
我覺(jué)得是個(gè)很大膽的嘗試
Does that count as liking it?
這也算喜歡的一種形式嗎?
You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut?
怎么就沒(méi)人說(shuō)說(shuō)Howard這個(gè)冒傻氣的發(fā)型呢?
I think he looks cute.
我覺(jué)得他這樣挺可愛(ài)的
And I think you're cute.
我覺(jué)得你也很可愛(ài)
I think you're both cute.
我覺(jué)得你倆都可愛(ài)
I think I hate all of you nerds.
我簡(jiǎn)直恨死你們這幫書(shū)呆子了
Sorry I'm moving slowly.
不好意思我走得慢
Oh, I don't mind.
沒(méi)事的
If you pull a butterscotch out of your pocket,it would be like I'm walking with my grandma.
如果你這會(huì)兒從口袋里掏出一個(gè)奶油糖果的話(huà)我會(huì)覺(jué)得我正在和奶奶走在一起
Oh, no. Did you... A plaque? Nobody wants to see this.
不會(huì)吧，你...一個(gè)牌匾?誰(shuí)要看這鬼東西啊
Well, change "plaque" to "mixedrace couple"and you are my grandma.
把"牌匾"這詞換成"跨種族情侶"你可就真成我奶奶了
I can't take this anymore. Bert. Bert. Bert!Come in.
我簡(jiǎn)直受不了了，喂Bert喂Bert喂Bert!請(qǐng)進(jìn)
All right, let's do this...Bert?We need to talk.
好嘛來(lái)吧...我說(shuō) Bert?咱倆談?wù)劙?/div>
What happened to you?
你怎么了?
Rock, rock, water fountain.
被石頭砸的被石頭砸的碰飲水機(jī)上了
I am not proud of this.
這事挺恥的
But I have been envious of your recent success.
但你近來(lái)的成就讓我很心癢
Wow, I won the MacArthur Grant,everyone's jealous of me.
我得了麥克阿瑟獎(jiǎng)每個(gè)人都嫉妒我
Once I get Lasik, I'll be out of things to wish for.
待我做完激光手術(shù)我可就心無(wú)所求了
I was hoping by admitting my weakness to you,I'd somehow be unburdened.
我本以為向你承認(rèn)我的弱點(diǎn)多少會(huì)讓我壓力小一點(diǎn)
Is it working? No.
那現(xiàn)在有效嗎?沒(méi)有
Now that you know my weakness,I hate you more than ever.
你現(xiàn)在知道我的弱點(diǎn)了我簡(jiǎn)直更恨你了
Well, you know, we're both pretty smart.
我們都絕頂聰明
I bet if we put our heads together, we could come up with a solution.
如果把我倆的智慧強(qiáng)強(qiáng)聯(lián)合一定可以想出辦法解決
We... Hang on.You're my enemy.
我們...等等，你是我的敵人
Now, the enemy of the enemy is my friend.
敵人的敵人是我的朋友
And right now, I'm my own worst enemy.
此刻我是我自己最大的敵人
That makes you my fr... Okay, I'm good to go.Great.
所以你就成了朋...好成交，棒呆
Now that we're friends, want to see if we can get tickets to a taping of Ellen?
我們現(xiàn)在是朋友了對(duì)吧想不想看看能不能搞到Ellen秀的門(mén)票?
You know what? This isn't gonna work. Sheldon... wait.
這事沒(méi)戲，Sheldon等等
You know, you've got a lot to be happy about.
你有很多值得開(kāi)心的事啊
You're at the top of your field,you have a great girlfriend.
你在你的領(lǐng)域是頂尖人才，你有個(gè)超棒的女朋友
Yes! That's right!I have Amy!
對(duì)!沒(méi)錯(cuò)!我還有Amy呢!
In the past, you've professed feelings for her.
以前你向她表白過(guò)
Does it eat you up inside that I have her and you don't? It used to.
我擁有她而你沒(méi)有是不是讓你心如刀絞?以前有過(guò)
But now that I'm rich and successful,I think I can do better.
但是現(xiàn)在我既成功又有錢(qián)我覺(jué)得自己可以找到更好的
I can't believe you punched Bert.
我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信你打了Bert
I didn't punch him.
我沒(méi)打他
He turned around, and I gave him a Captain Kirk karate chop.
他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身我就給了他一個(gè)柯克隊(duì)長(zhǎng)的空手道劈擊
I'm not even sure he knows I did it.
我都不確定他感覺(jué)到了沒(méi)有
Hey, Sheldon, I've got someone here who might make you feel better.
嘿 Sheldon這里有人能讓你心情好點(diǎn)
Hello, Sheldon.Professor Hawking!
Sheldon你好。霍金教授!
I understand you're struggling with professional jealousy.
我很理解你現(xiàn)在正糾結(jié)于職業(yè)上的嫉妒情緒
Thanks, Leonard, now he's not gonna think I'm cool.
我謝謝你啊 Leonard他現(xiàn)在要覺(jué)得我沒(méi)那么酷了
Don't worry, I know how you feel.
別擔(dān)心我理解你的感受
I have never won a Nobel Prize.
我從未得過(guò)諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)
Oh, wow, that doesn't seem fair.It's fine.
感覺(jué)不太公平啊，沒(méi)事的
I've been on The Simpsons.
我上過(guò)辛普森一家
How do you deal with the success of your colleagues?
同事得獎(jiǎng)的時(shí)候你是怎么處理的呢?
I remind myself every scientific advancement is a victory.
我告訴自己每一項(xiàng)科學(xué)發(fā)現(xiàn)都是一次勝利
Also, I was on Star Trek.
而且我還上了星際迷航
Oh, it was a good one. He played poker with Sir Isaac...
哦那集很棒他和牛頓一起打了撲克...
You don't care.
反正你也不想聽(tīng)
Don't waste your time on jealousy,Sheldon, you're too brilliant.
不要在嫉妒上浪費(fèi)時(shí)間Sheldon你這么棒
How can you feel bad if Stephen Hawking says you're brilliant?
史蒂芬霍金都說(shuō)你很棒了你還能感覺(jué)不好嗎?
I can't. Thank you, Professor Hawking.
不會(huì)了，謝謝你霍金教授
You are a gift to mankind.
你是人類(lèi)的福祉
There should be statues of you everywhere.
到處都該有你的塑像
You know, the Lincoln Memorial has a big chair.
林肯紀(jì)念堂里有個(gè)大椅子
We could swap you right in.
我們可以把他和你換個(gè)位子
I always thought a motorized toy of me would be cool.
我一直覺(jué)得以我為原型的電動(dòng)玩具應(yīng)該會(huì)很酷
What a wonderful idea!
這主意多棒啊!
How does this man not have a Nobel?
這人怎么能不得諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)呢?
Do not tell Wolowitz. Way ahead of you.
別告訴 Wolowitz我早想到了
A new study came out, and it said that laughing makes your brain work better.
一項(xiàng)新的研究顯示大笑能讓你的頭腦運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)更加迅速
And I know that's true because laughing has made me the "smartiest."
我覺(jué)得確實(shí)如此因?yàn)榇笮ψ屛易钍[明
Although, on the other hand,babies laugh a lot, and they're dumb.
但從另一個(gè)角度來(lái)說(shuō)嬰兒也經(jīng)常大笑但是他們還是很蠢
Do people know about her? 'Cause she's delightful.
大家都認(rèn)識(shí)她嗎?她很有趣誒
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